[允悲]@L凌凌凌酱三更半夜看评论笑的我妈以为我傻了好吗[喵喵]
[[allow sad] @ L LingLingLing sauce midnight to read the comments about the smile of my mother think Im stupid? [meow]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#出行生活#心疼屁股一秒钟！高温天共享单车座垫竟有℃[悲伤]tRSGIZE
[# # travel life love ass for a second! High temperature days Shared bicycle cushion have ℃ [sad] tRSGIZE]
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但斌：下午去看五姨夫，聊起印度越线事件，他说收拾印度没有问题。中国军队是有军魂的部队，你看一下历史上的塔山保卫战与孟良崮战役的差别，就能知道一个军队是否有军魂的差异。目前的军改力度之大远远超出预期，他原来所在的部队调整非常大……这非常有利于发挥各军和各军种的优势。只是最好不要有战争，取...全文： m.weibo
[Afternoon went to see five uncle, talking about India cross the line, he said India has no problem. Troops, the soul of the Chinese army is you look at itself in the history of the battle and battle Meng Lianggu difference, you know if there is a difference of the soul of an army. Now far beyond the high strength of the change of the expected, where he was before forces adjustment is very big... It is very conducive to play the advantages of the army and the services. Is best not to have a war,... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：玩个游戏
女生假装学生提一个问题，男生假装老师回复一下 _____________________________
[Play a game < br > the girl pretended to students to ask a question, the boy pretended to be a teacher replies _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
猫扑：【外国背包客高速路上拦顺风车 交警带至服务区被夸“中国人很热情”】日，山东@烟台高速交警 巡逻时发现两名行人站在高速路边，询问得知，这两名来中国穷游的俄罗斯背包客，想在高速路上搭车去青岛。民警全程用英语与二人交流，将其带至服务区，二人表示中国人很热情、乐于助人。tRNhnst
[【 foreign backpackers highway block The traffic police to the service area, was praised the Chinese are very enthusiastic, @ in shandong yantai high-speed traffic police patrol found two pedestrians stand on the road, when asked, the two came to China to Russian backpacking tips, wants to go to Qingdao on the highway a lift. Police communicate in English with two of them all the way, take it into the service area, two people say the Chinese are very hospitable, ready to help others. tRNhnst]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#发现极限劳动者#每周最获奖名单来啦！恭喜@软妹软妹很软妹 @青山遇白雾 @Leona_lmy @baekhyunexoL @唯兴永不改变 @MMMM-木子
继续跟着张艺兴一起发现极限劳动者#给ta一个# ，[ok]每周都有机会获得签名照和会员卡福利哦！
[# # found limit workers weekly winners come! Congratulations @ soft soft soft sister younger sisters sister @ castle peak in white mist @ Leona_lmy @ teil baekhyunexoL @ @ MMMM wei xing never change - < br > to follow lay found limit # # to ta a laborer, autographed [ok] have access to every week and membership benefits! ]
但斌：@向阳的春天：百年复兴之路必定艰辛，紫气东来，大势所趋，中华民族的强盛势不可挡，唯有面对与改变
[@ sunny spring one hundred renewal, must be hard, sabingga sukdun dergici jimbi, the trend of The Times, the strength of the Chinese nation is unstoppable, and only the face and change]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@空山外：我们希望的国家强大，是有底蕴的强大，是外表和善，但内里坚持的强大，是有容乃大的强大，是遇强更强，遇弱不强（硬）的强大。我们不需要中国大妈式的自豪感，不需要动不动就贴上辱华标签，动不动就要求别人道歉的玻璃心。
[@ empty mountain we hope the country strong, there is a strong background, is looks nice, but insisted that a powerful, is the strong, tolerance is a great is in strong stronger, not strong (hard) of the strong. We dont need Chinese Boyles pride, does not need to be easily labeled insulting China, glass heart ready to ask someone to apologize.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 你都关注什么赛车运动？
[# # good night family you are concerned about what motorsport? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#女孩考科目二太兴奋“放飞自我” 驾校：不合格[喵喵]tRSxHdi
[# # girl travel life test subjects too excited fly self driving unqualified meow tRSxHdi]
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谢娜：为了配合今晚的环节，我也找了一张爸妈年轻时的照片[haha][照相机] [心][心]
[In order to coordinate the link tonight, Im looking for a photo of my parents when I was young (haha) [camera] [heart] [heart]]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
玩转instagram：好看！@鲵大污 真好看 马住 等着换
[Good-looking! @ the giants a nice big pollution Horses live waiting for change]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
冷笑话精选：一家人最紧要齐齐整整[doge]@恩是熊猫咯：想吃
[Family is the most critical qi qi [doge] whole @ is panda you want]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：#微博汽车趣闻# OMG！闪电侠！tRooKw
[# # weibo car anecdotes OMG! Flash! tRooKw]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
MIUI：关于#MIUI#的小调查↓ tRNjvS
[About # MIUI# left tRNjvS investigation]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小野妹子学吐槽：喵体盛，还是减肥餐版本[喵喵]
[Meow, body or diet version [meow]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：这份职业的守则。无论早晚，只要你们需要，他们就能默默保驾护航。[good]跟着张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 一起去#发现极限劳动者#并且#给ta一个#吧！[ok]还可以来@优酷星球 ，为极限劳动者加油！[心] tRiwt
[The professional code of conduct. No matter sooner or later, as long as you need, they can silently. [good] followed lay @ efforts to try to detect limit workers go x # # and # give ta a #! [ok] can also to @ youku planet, to limit workers come on! [heart] tRiwt]
优酷：#YOU饭真酷#民以食为天，点好菜是通向享受美食的重要守则之一。那么如何点菜不踩雷呢？传统菜单惊现潜伏菜，舌尖导演陈晓卿火眼金睛，爆潜伏菜引发的餐饮暴利；新一期#窦文涛圆桌派#教你怎么样在菜馆中点到好吃的菜肴[笑而不语]tRazj
[# # YOU meal cool the good order is the one of the important rules to enjoy the food. So how do you order not trample ray? Traditional image latent menu, director of the tip of the tongue Chen Xiaoqing drawn, explosion caused by latent food catering profiteering; New issue # # holding round table sent to teach you how to point to the delicious dishes in cuisine [smiling without a word] tRazj]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【真相大白！云南曲靖水塘的巨型水怪原来是这个】云南一村庄因连续多天的雨，原本只是一片空地的地方积起了一个深水塘。突然有一天，村民们在这塘深水中看到了本不该出现的景象——只见塘水中突然晕开了一个水晕并且越来越大、越来越大，大到让人觉得不可思议的地步↓↓tRNvdO
[【 truth! Yunnan qujing pool giant creature turned out to be the 】 for consecutive days of rain, a village in yunnan was a clearing where product up a deep pool. Suddenly one day, the villagers in the pond water, the prefiguring vision of the shouldnt have appeared - see the pond water suddenly dizzy dizzy a water and more and more big, more and more big, big enough to let a person feel incredible left left tRNvdO down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：希望吧[二哈]@国民神经二狗子_：那就愿我早日发财吧。[doge]
[Hope [two ha] @ national nerve two dog son _ then may I get rich as soon as possible. [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：@来去之间 请问“你听过最好听的四字人名是啥”违反了什么社区规则？...对不起，我换个问题：请问最好听的三字人名是啥。
[@ come and go between Excuse me names have you ever heard the most beautiful, is what in violation of the rules of the community? ... Im sorry, I change the question what is the most pleasant three characters names, please. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家：#夜福利# 丰富用户选择 高尔夫·嘉旅
[# # night welfare rich user choose golf, jia]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【大热女团GFriend惊喜演出遭“无视” 粉丝看完笑翻了...】GFriend在一群认真下棋的老人面前又唱又跳，老人家们虽然偶尔会瞄一下，有的甚至还帮忙打拍子，但大多时候几乎“无关心”，甚至连笑一下都没有，完全无动于衷，冲突的画面感让粉丝都笑翻了[允悲]↓↓tRCgMUa
[【 hot convent GFriend surprise performances by ignoring the fans watching the laughing anymore... GFriend in front of a group of old man play chess seriously sing and dance, though occasionally at the old mans house, or even help to beat, but most of the time no care about almost, even smile all have no, completely indifferent, conflicts in scope to let fans are laughingallow sadness left left tRCgMUa]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#火车开过来的前一刻，帅小伙竟然这么做！tRSXFCy
[# # the approach of the train travel life, moments before handsome guy actually do this! tRSXFCy]
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小野妹子学吐槽：因为叔叔阿姨们会难过@秦网红：同理 小孩子也别打王者荣耀了
[Sorry for uncles and aunts will @ qin web celebrity in the same way the children dont play king glory]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：【上海高中生骑“死飞”蛇行街头 掰反光镜闯红灯已被警方处罚】“死飞”是一种固定齿轮自行车，重要特点就是没有车闸，其制动方式与普通自行车有着很大差别。吴飞骑“死飞”时不仅闯红灯、穿隧道，甚至直接在马路中央、斑马线上甩尾，不时还会摁下周围行进机动车的反光镜。他从初中便开始接触“死飞”...全文： m.weibo
[【 Shanghai high school students ride a dead flies crawling in the streets Red light has been punished by the police to break off the mirror 】 dead flies is a kind of fixed gear bike, important characteristic is that there is no brakes, the brake way have great difference with ordinary bicycle. & spirits dead flies is not only to ride the tunnel through a red light, wear, or even directly in the middle of the road, a spin on a zebra crossing, will press the mirror of the motor vehicle travel around from time to time. He from junior middle school began to contact dead flies... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：#春风十里不如你#里那段女生“战争”简直不要太写实。从小矛盾开始，一不小心说爆就爆[污]毕竟…大家都是小仙女，谁还没个脾气了[摊手]tRCrAMI
[# # spring breeze miles is better than you in that girls war is not too realistic. Contradiction with small, carelessly said explosive blasting [pollution] after all... Everyone is a fairy, who havent a temper [stand hand] tRCrAMI]
玩转instagram：最近迷上了@郭斯特 和@使徒子 监制的超美华丽古风奇幻漫画《镜花缘之百花王朝》。讲述的是武则天问鼎帝位百花齐放，然而百花仙子却因此落入凡间引发的一系列故事，画风超美剧情超赞~安利一波顺便发点福利 随手晒出《镜花缘之百花王朝》中可以作为壁纸的画面，带#腾讯动漫#和#这剧情有毒#话题标签发布...全文： m.weibo
[Recently hooked @ Guo Si producer and @ ACTS son super beautiful ornate antique fantasy comic baihua dynasty of jinghuayuan. About wu zetian for mercy flowers, but the beautiful faery therefore fallen a series of stories, a wave of painting style with the plot great ~ amway points welfare, by the way Conveniently in the drying out of the hundred flowers dynasty of jinghuayuan can be used as wallpaper images, with # tencent anime # # and # this drama poisonous topic label release... The full text m. eibo]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
小浪同学爱吐槽：【嘻哈侠终揭面！被欧阳靖选中的#吴亦凡#满脸微笑】嘻哈侠脱下面具了！最新一期《中国有嘻哈》，Hip Hop Man（嘻哈侠）终于拿下面具，果然就是MC Jin（欧阳靖），他选择了吴亦凡战队并对其他评审说：“大家好，等这个时候很久了。”↓↓他被认为有资格坐在制作人位子↓↓tRCBNC
[【 hip-hop man eventually jie face! # # to be chosen for jin, wu queer smiles] hip-hop man took off his mask! The latest edition of China with Hip Hop, Hip Hop Man (Hip Hop gar) finally scored the mask, so he is MC Jin (Jin), he chose the queer wu clan and said to the other review everybody is good, while waiting for this for a long time. Left left he is considered eligible to sit the producers left left tRCBNC]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：被治愈了[二哈]@六翼ccc：这笑容。。。我恋爱了[二哈]@反射弧乌龟：我同桌，我喂她水时她也这表情[doge]
[Been cured (two ha) @ CCC six wings this smile... Im in love [ ha] @ reflex arc tortoise she is when I sit at the same table, I feed her water the expression [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：[作揖]🙏[蜡烛][心]@老曾阿牛@股道热肠也真壮士！ @于洋律师军人就应该国家为民族而战斗、而牺牲。
[[作揖]🙏[蜡烛][心]@老曾阿牛@股道热肠也真壮士！ @ do military lawyers should countries to fight, to sacrifice for the nation.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@人民日报 【这些边塞诗名句，你会背几句？】①《使至塞上》：大漠孤烟直，长河落日圆；②《从军行》：宁为百夫长，胜作一书生；③《凉州词二首》：醉卧沙场君莫笑，古来征战几人回；④《逢入京使》：马上相逢无纸笔，凭君传语报平安；⑤《从军行七首•其四》：黄沙百战穿金甲，不破楼兰终不还。
[@ the Peoples Daily the glorious age of the sentence, you will be back a few words? () make to fort the desert solitary smoke straight, long river down the yen; () the army line ning to the centurion, wins a scholar; () liangzhou word first ZuiWo battlefield MoXiao, ancient in several people back; () meet in Beijing to make meet immediately without paper and pen, with you to pass on to peace; () military line seven, four shining golden sand derived wear, not broken loulan but it will not return.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛[赞]@来去之间 @便衣小孙博主的事迹我曾有耳闻，没想到今天在微博相遇！ 博主是一名战斗在一线的忠诚卫士，曾先后两次与暴恐分子以命相博，亲手击毙暴徒。向真汉子致敬[鲜花][赞]共和国反恐、反极端的真正脊梁[加油]
[@ old had pig [who] between @ @ to go undercover small bo sun the deeds of the Lord I have heard, have never thought today met in weibo! Blogger is a battle in a loyal guards of the line, has twice from fear of molecules with equipped us, killing MOBS. Hail to the pure man [who] [a flower] counter-terrorism, the extreme of the republic of the real backbone of [go]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛@傅峙峰WSJ @战争史研究WHS 云南白族、彝族、藏族、纳西族等食品里都有猪肉。这用语是向谁示威呢？（中穆网之流又该倒打一耙骂拍这照片和批评其中文字的人“破坏民族团结”了吧[允悲]）（有人问“为什么这两年觉得___泛化现象突然严重”，因为这两年自媒体发达了啊）
[@ old had pig @ Fu Shifeng WSJ @ warfare research WHS yunnan bai, yi, Tibetan, naxi, etc have pork in the food. This term is to who protest? (jose in the net flow of the samaritans scold this photo and critics of the text undermining national unity) [done sorrow] (someone asked, why do these two years it ___ generalization suddenly serious phenomenon, because these two years since the media developed!)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛畜生！
[@ old had pig beast!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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