【孙耀威七夕包店】惊呆！从求婚钻戒，结婚对戒到婚后第一件礼物，孙耀威均选择了DR钻戒，七夕还包了该品牌香港店！并高调示爱以后的每一年都会送，送一辈子！真正做到一生只送一人，希望太太一生一世“lock me”，真是情到深处自然壕！
[Eric suen yiu wai Chinese package store 】 【 surprised! Proposed from the diamond ring, marriage, marriage to buddhist monastic discipline first gift, Eric suen yiu wai chose Dr. Diamond ring, Chinese valentines day also package the brand Hong Kong shop! And after high-profile love every year to send, send the rest of my life! Mrs Really only one person, hope me , locklifes deep affection to the natural moat! ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【稻草人要失业了 日本用#机器人怪兽看守庄稼#[doge]】日，在日本木更津，“超极怪兽狼”站在稻田边，威慑可能危害庄稼的野生动物。当动物接近庄稼地，装有红外感应器的“超极怪兽狼”会闪烁红色LED“眼睛”↓↓并发出种包括人声和狼嚎在内的声音↓↓非常可怕...[允悲]tRCCBG
[The scarecrow to unemployed the Japanese use # # robot monster guarding the crops [doge]], in the Japanese wood more jin, super monster Wolf stand at the edge of the paddy fields, deterrence may endanger the wildlife of crops. When an animal is close to the ground, super monster Wolf with infra-red sensors will be flashing red LED eyes left left and kinds of including vocals and howl sound left left very terrible... [allow sad] tRCCBG]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：老师，我跟我男朋友两个月分手三次，这次是真的下定决心要分开，可是我真的忘不掉，我每天都在想他，我该怎么办，之前没次分手都是我主动和好，我知道这次再主动他肯定不会再珍惜我了，我好想他怎么办？金山：呆三天你去和好，我承诺，他百分之三万的接纳你！你若能忍上十天，他就来...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend teacher, I break up with my boyfriend for two months, three times are really determined to separate this time, but I really forget, I think about him every day, what should I do, no time before all is me active and break up, I know the more active he certainly wont cherish me, I really want to him? Jinshan stay three days you go to be friends, I promise, thirty thousand percent of his embrace you! If you can bear ten days, he will come... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tRCALKw
[# # jinshan night tRCALKw]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：#大片起来嗨#现场上演双人俯卧撑大对决！[坏笑]@StephonMarbury @高以翔Godfrey @Sunny王陽明 @锦荣VivianDawson 两两一队，挑战超高难度双人俯卧撑。wuli萌拍小公举高以翔累到倒地，心疼高以翔一分钟~ tRCnoOdw
[# # large up hi the double push-ups big showdown! [laugh] @ StephonMarbury @ high to cheung Godfrey @ Sunny wang yangming @ jin rong VivianDawson two team, challenge the freeboard difficulty double push-ups. Wuli of small high public election to xiang tired to fall on the ground, high love dearly to cheung ~ tRCnoOdw in a minute]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【俩小偷为求公平相约摄像头下分赃 监控视频成铁证[摊手]】河南郭先生家里遭了贼，多元现金不见了。然而令所有人意外的是，民警竟通过监控视频看到了俩小偷分赃的场景↓↓据了解两人是同村的邻居，相约合伙来作案，但互不信任，为了防止分赃不均...就留下铁证了[微笑]↓↓tRCZRhu
[The two thieves for fair meet video cameras spoils monitoring into hard [stand hand]] river south guo home the thief, multiple cash is missing. To the surprise of everyone, however, civilian police unexpectedly by monitoring the video to see both of the accomplice of a thief left left the scene we have learned is the neighbor village, two people meet the partnership to commit crime, but mutual distrust, in order to prevent the uneven spoils... Leaves [smiles] left left tRCZRhu hard evidence]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#成都车展# #家家新车# 【月日发布 保时捷新Cayenne官图泄露】全新一代Cayenne将会在德国当地时间月日正式发布，接下来会在月日开幕的法兰克福车展上完成对公众的首秀。在新车亮相之前，新车的官图在网上泄露，让我们提前一睹新车的风采。
tRCHPw
[# # # # chengdu motor show every new car [date of release new porsche Cayenne officer figure reveal 】 a new generation of Cayenne in Germany will be officially released February nd, local time, the next will be done on the date of the opening of the Frankfurt motor show debut to the public. Before the new appearance, new officer figure leaked on the Internet, let us first glimpse of new cars ahead of schedule. < br > tRCHPw]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：【健美运动员在超市看到摄像头 职业病又犯了...】布莱辛是一名来自爱尔兰健美的运动员，近日，他在逛超市时突然看到了货架区的监控摄像头。仿佛被一股神秘力量所吸引，布莱辛开始对着镜头摆出各种pose，甚至直接脱掉背心，全方位展示自己健美的体格，整个过程相当忘我，溜走前还不忘朝镜头抛了个“媚眼...全文： m.weibo
[【 bodybuilder see camera in the supermarket The occupational disease and make anymore... Blessing is a strong and handsome athlete from Ireland, recently, he was in the supermarket suddenly saw the shelves of surveillance cameras. As though attracted by a mysterious force, blessing, began to various pose for the camera pose, or even directly off his vest, all-round display their bodybuilding physique, the whole process is very ecstasy, slip before also does not forget the camera behind a glad eye... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【怀疑“猫生”！喵星人爬错扶梯 跑一步退十步一脸懵[允悲]】孟加拉国一只黑猫跑进了一家百货公司，想搭扶梯跑上楼，不过黑猫错搭了下楼的扶梯，不管它怎么努力往上爬，扶梯就是一直往后退...实拍一猫脸懵也是萌坏吃瓜群众↓↓tRChDL
[【 doubt cat! Meow star people climb escalator by mistake Step back ten steps a face of meng [allow sad]] a black cat ran into a department store in Bangladesh, want to take the escalator runs upstairs, but the black cats wrong take down the escalator, no matter how hard it may climb, escalator is always back... Make a cat face meng is of bad to eat the melon left left tRChDL masses]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【吃一个半小饺子快撑死了，女生饭量都这么小？[doge]】最近，有位网友发了一条状态，大概意思就是：平常只吃一个小饺子就饱了，今天多吃了半个，感觉撑死了 ！于是，一位博主发出了灵魂般的拷问：女生饭量都这么小么？于是，这一问炸出了若干网友：怕不是这种小饺子？综合数万条评论教会了我们一个道...全文： m.weibo
[[to eat half a small dumpling quick support dead, girls appetite is so small? [doge]] recently, a netizen posted a status, probably means usually only eat a small dumpling is full, eat a half today, feeling support dead! Then, a blogger issued the torture of soul girls appetite is so small? So the question fry out a number of Internet users fear not the small dumplings? Comprehensive article tens of thousands of comments teaches us a word... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子“浑身是血”倒车前 原是抹的黄鳝血专门碰瓷[摊手]】近日，深圳警方抓获了一个碰瓷团伙，这个团伙用一把尺子加黄鳝，坑骗了不少车主。作案时，一名嫌疑人会先用尺敲打路过轿车的车身，然后另一人在偷偷摸摸做这样的事↓↓最后再叫来“民警”↓↓这套路你能看清了吗？tRCukeLo
[The man before reversing covered in blood Is with special racketeer eel blood [stand hand]] recently, the shenzhen police have arrested a racketeer gang, the group of eel with a ruler, KengPian many owners. Commit crime, a suspect would hit by car body with feet first, and then the other people in secretly do such a thing left left finally, called police left left the routines can you see? tRCukeLo]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈又想骗我生孩子！
萌娃们的世界太可爱了[笑cry]
tRCuDWg
[Ha, ha, ha, want to lie to me baby! < br > of the world of the Eva is too lovely [laugh cry] < br > tRCuDWg]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【张继科回应“发胖” 透露全运会目标秘密[憧憬]】明日，第十三届全运会将在天津隆重开幕。日前，国乒众将士抵达天津，前往全运会比赛场馆进行适应性训练。刚因“发胖”而登上热搜榜的张继科也进行了一系列训练，他回应了为何“发胖”↓↓还透露了自己的全运小目标↓↓tRCueco
[【 Zhang Jike response fat revealed secret national goal [hope]] tomorrow, the grand opening of the th national games will be held in tianjin. A few days ago, the ping arrived in tianjin, the soldiers went to the national games competition venues fitness training. Just because of the fat on hot search list Zhang Jike also carried out a series of training, why he responded fat left left also revealed his whole shipment left left tRCueco small goals]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：#互助刷机站#玩机时间，如果你有遇到小米手机使用问题或者不会的操作，可以转评提出，小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决！也欢迎已升级#MIUI# 的发烧友加入讨论。更多玩机技巧，可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来]（提问格式：机型 + 开发版、稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述）
[# # mutual flash station play machine time, millet mobile phone usage problems if you have or not, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! Also welcome the upgraded # MIUI# enthusiasts to join the discussion. More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. Question formats [to] (machine + development version, stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
平安北京：【萌！小女孩向让行车辆鞠躬说“谢谢”】近日，河北石家庄发生温情一幕：小女孩宋禹霏和姥姥过马路时，看到车辆纷纷给自己让行，她停下脚步鞠躬致谢，还向司机挥了挥手。网友说：小女孩有礼貌，驾驶员懂礼让，看了感觉暖暖的。你愿为他们点赞吗？（央视记者杨海灵 高杨）tRCObjN
[The MOE! Little girl bowed to swap vehicles say thank you 】 recently, warmth is hebei shijiazhuang scene the little girl Song Yufei and grandma, when crossing the street to see vehicles have to give way to oneself, she stopped and bowed, and waved to the driver. Netizens said a small girl polite, drivers know comity, feel warm. You want to thumb up for them? TRCObjN (CCTV reporter Yang Hailing Gao Yang)]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#男子深夜骑车跌到在地， 女子好心帮扶反遭诬陷。你怎么看？[摊手][摊手][摊手] tRCQUCbZ
[# # travel life man rides bike fell to the ground, womens kind support the smeared. What do you think? [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] tRCQUCbZ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#成都车展# #家家新车# 【定位更亲民 车展静态体验北京现代瑞纳】本届成都车展，北京现代带来了旗下全新的车型——全新瑞纳（REINA），新车定位于一款小型车，定位低于现在的悦纳，其预售价格为-万元，下面我们就一起来看看它的静态表现究竟如何。tRCurdo
[# # # # chengdu motor show every new car 【 locate more populist auto show static experience Beijing hyundai ruina 】 the chengdu auto show, Beijing hyundai has brought its new models -- new ruina (REINA), new car in a small car, acceptable to locate below now, its price is RMB - ten thousand, lets take a look at how its static performance. tRCurdo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#小手牵小狗# 帅到爆炸的纸箱哥哥@羅志祥 与软萌可爱的蕾宝@阿拉蕾雅涵 请收下这波儿的高清剧照吧！躺等周四优酷开播哦！🤓[来]
[# # hands holding the puppy handsome cartons to bang brother @ show and soft of lovely bud treasure @ Allah legna culvert Please accept this wave of high-definition pictures! Lying on Thursday youku started! 🤓[来] ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【海底捞被限期一个月后厨公开】日下午，针对海底捞存在的违规问题，北京市食药监局再次约谈海底捞北京公司，要求海底捞总部按照承诺对北京各门店实现后厨公开、信息化、可视化，限期一个月完成，同时北京地区负责人能够主动对各门店进行随时检查↓↓你对这个结果满意吗？[思考]tRCuBtW
[【 haidilao is within a month after the open kitchen 】 day afternoon, in view of the problems of haidilao, the Beijing municipal food drug administration questioning again haidilao Beijing company, ask haidilao headquarters as promised all the stores in Beijing after the open kitchen, informationization, visualization, deadline for a month to complete, at the same time, head of the Beijing area can be active at any time for each store to check left left you satisfied with the result? [thinking] tRCuBtW]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#饭制有毒# 今天是护妹狂魔唐青风哥哥的生日，#要浪# 优酷vip会员星爬梯郑业成生日会现场气氛温馨幸福到爆棚～场外的迷妹们也为大成发来了用心制作的生日礼物～这盛世美颜也是没sei了[心]小哥哥@D郑业成C 惊喜不惊喜，幸福不幸福？（迷妹：雪兔鱼@TR鼠绘 ）@郑业成全球粉丝后援会 tRCEDdCY
[Toxic # # rice system is to protect the younger sister slasher Tang Qingfeng brothers birthday today, # # to wave youku VIP star gym Zheng Yecheng birthday party in the atmosphere warm and happiness to the roof to the otc seduction are also for dacheng sent age and birthday ~ this is also one not @ sei [heart] little brother D Zheng Yecheng C surprise surprise, happiness is not happiness? (seduction snow rabbit fish @ TR rat draw) @ Zheng Yecheng support tRCEDdCY fans around the world]
沈博阳：下午逛菜市场买来新鲜食材。今天没炒菜，都是蒸的或者煮的。土鸡汤用砂锅煲了两小时，只放葱姜和盐。有机会开家私房菜馆，食材新鲜，健康卫生，家常味道，我做什么您吃什么。[挤眼]
[Afternoon stroll vegetable market to buy fresh food. No cooking today, are steamed or boiled. Soil chicken soup with casserole pot for two hours, only put onion ginger and salt. Have the opportunity to open a private restaurant, fresh ingredients, health, homely taste, what I got to do what you eat. [eye]]
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杨幂：#明日之子#最强厂牌进击战第三战直播倒计时！你们尽管放大招吧！tRCPby
[# # tomorrow, son of the strongest brand third war rashly battle live countdown! Although you enlarge recruit! tRCPby]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
猫扑：狗爸爸每天都会去咖啡店门口等着，别人给的食物只要是能带走的它一般都不舍得吃，衔起来就匆匆离去。大家发现它留着食物是为了养育宝宝后，决定让它们不再漂泊，帮着找个家……[心]tRCRyNab (via回忆专用小马甲)
[Dog dad every day go to the coffee shop doorway waiting, as long as it is to take someone to the food it is generally not to eat, take up to hurry away. We found it was to keep the food after raising a baby, decided to let them no longer wandering, find a home for the... [heart] tRCRyNab (via dedicated small ma jia recall)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【多大仇？嘉兴街头惊现“负心汉”轿车 白色喷漆喷满车身...[允悲]】近日，平湖一网友爆料，他在当湖路和新华南路的十字路口，被眼前的一幕惊呆了：黑色轿车车身被白漆喷上了“负心汉”三个大字！实拍字简直大得让人触目惊心↓↓求这车主心理阴影面积...tRCunQS
[【 electrocuting? Jiaxing street near the occasion sedan white paint spray full body... [allow sad]] recently, a netizen has pinghu, he when a new south lake road and road intersection, was astonished by the sight scene black car body is white paint spray occasion three characters! Left left startling collaosed word is too big to ask the owner psychological shadow area... tRCunQS]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
谢娜：就你厉害哈[阴险] 图三这女的为什么老趁我不在的时候来，还说我在躲她，哼[左哼哼][右哼哼] @陈乔恩
[Will you worse ha [insidious] figure this woman why old while I am away, also said that I was hiding her, hum [left hem] [right hem] @ absent so winning qiao en]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【司机酒驾被查忙往后背抹白酒 称是医生开的药[doge]】近日，武汉一高速上一男子酒驾遇查，为蒙混过关，他竟当着民警的面使劲往身上抹白酒，实拍他口中念念有词↓↓后来他解释背上长包，白酒是医生开的药，因不方便才先喝两口再吐出用手抹...简直活生生一台抓马秀[费解]↓↓tRCuQGm
[The driver was drunk driving check busy back with white wine Said is a doctor of medicine [doge]] recently, wuhan, a man drunk driving on a motorway in check, to muddle through, he was in front of the police wearing hard liquor, will he read aloud left left long afterwards he explained back pack, liquor is a doctor of medicine, because is not convenient to spit out first drank two hand wipe... Can live a horse show [difficult] left left tRCuQGm down]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：豪车之间的游戏！奥迪果然动力强劲 tRCKht
[A game between cars! Audi is powerful indeed tRCKht]
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南方都市报：【男子头戴女性内衣躲监控进行盗窃 网友：魔法学院毕业的？】月日，江苏李某某头戴女性内衣在一超市内盗窃，警方根据监控录像将其抓获。他称：因知道店内有监控，以为套个东西会好点，监控就会看不到了。目前，李某某已被警方行政拘留。人民网tRCXNUfW 网友：你需要隐形斗篷[哈哈]
[The man wearing womens underwear hiding monitoring for theft Net friend magic school? June , jiangsu li mou some wearing womens underwear in shearing section.at, theft, police surveillance video according to capture it. He said know the store have monitoring, thought of a thing would have been better, the monitor will not see. At present, li mou some has administrative detention by the police. Peoples Daily online tRCXNUfW netizens do you need a invisibility cloak (ha ha)]
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[Break goods Wang Bai tube PARADISO, there is love on the mouth breath, apply it # KISSMYTOM# ~ together in this Chinese valentines day]
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冷笑话精选：当大叔开始街头即兴钢琴《加勒比海盗》和《权力的游戏》，手速简直快到飞起，真的燃到飞起啊！！[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRCueaj
[When uncle started street improvisational piano pirates of the Caribbean and game of thrones, hand speed was faster to fly up, really burning to fly up!! [doraemon surprised] tRCueaj]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#成都车展# #家家选车# 【内饰空间都不错 成都车展实拍汉腾X】汉腾汽车是一个全新的中国品牌，它诞生于年，首款车型汉腾X是一款紧凑型SUV，它凭借丰富的配置、较为宽敞的空间以及不错的车内用料打响了品牌的第一炮。在去年的广州车展上，汉腾发布了全新的紧凑型SUV——汉腾X，由于时间紧迫...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # chengdu motor show every car 【 interior space is pretty good Chengdu motor show will han X] han teng teng automobile is a new brand in China, it was born in the year, the first model han teng X is a compact SUV, with its rich configuration, relatively spacious space and good interior materials fired the first shot of the brand. At last years guangzhou auto show, released new compact SUV - han han teng teng X, because the time is pressing... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【两外国人私拉电线给电瓶车充电 引燃多万保时捷[衰]】近日上海某小区内，两辆电瓶车莫名起火，造成一辆万的保时捷汽车尾部被烧坏，实拍损伤惨重↓↓原来，起火原因是两外籍租客从楼私拖电线给车充电，物业称曾提醒住户地下停车库有充电位，然而外籍租客却这样反驳↓↓tRCuplBe
[The two foreigners private pull wires for storage battery charging More than porsche ignition [failure]] recently, in a district of Shanghai, the two storage battery somehow caught fire, causing a wan porsche car tail was burn out, make a casualty left left the original, the cause is two foreign tenants of the building the private dragging wires for charging car, property with charging says warned residents to underground garage, expatriate tenants, however, the opposite left left tRCuplBe]
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猫扑：【斤重橘猫减肥三年 成功甩肉斤[喵喵]】这只橘猫叫Skinny，明明是一只流浪猫，体重却有斤？！在被收容所救助后开始了三年的减肥生涯，最后成功减到了斤！真是厉害了！[允悲]tRCgu
[【 catties of orange cat three years to lose weight Success to jilt meat jin [meow] 】 the orange cat called Skinny, it is a stray cat, weight has a catty? ! In the shelter began three years after the rescue career reducing weight, finally success to jin! Its terrible! [allow sad] tRCgu]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#开黑色车出事故概率高，开车选什么颜色更安全？（via：视知车学院） tRCHRnd
[Old driver class # # black car accident probability is high, the safer driving choose what color? (via know car college) tRCHRnd]
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李冰冰：瑞士一日游圆满结束！[耶][耶]咱是在天上飞着看🚁，水里游着看🚤，把这美景度全方位欣赏了一遍～还有姐挚爱的大！草！原！都别拦着姐撒欢，我要先来一段freestyle！[哈哈]
[Switzerland ended a day trip! [耶][耶]咱是在天上飞着看🚁，水里游着看🚤，把这美景度全方位欣赏了一遍～还有姐挚爱的大！ The grass! The original! Dont stop the elder sister thinks, I want to a freestyle first! [ha ha]]
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