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预告今晚分互动题目：“你身上的疤痕，有什么故事 ”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic your body scar, whats the story. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
回忆专用小马甲：吃串串啦，又辣又爽，认认吧，有没你喜欢的？
[Eat, so, hot and cool, earnest, have no you like? ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
熊梓淇：谢谢云朵 给我最好的唐一白
谢谢谭大哥 给我最好的熊妹妹
浪花会结束 白云不会
记得我们 所有的好
[心]
#浪花一朵朵#
@谭松韵seven
[Thank the clouds for my best Tang Yibai < br > thanks tan eldest brother for my best sister < br > waves will end Baiyun remember how good we all are not < br > < br > < br > [heart] # spray yellow # < br > @ songyun tan seven]
工作联系周室长hao@comicgroup WeChat：chowbathen
东皇薄荷：很抱歉这么久才告诉你们好消息，我们很好，他很好，会用一生的爱，承担一切压力。请你放心。
[Im sorry so long to tell you good news, we are very good, he is very well, will use a lifetime of love, all under pressure. Please rest assured. ]
爱。永恒
人民日报：【印度学者：解放军英语不行 耍中国功夫击退印士兵[费解]】看印度学者“满嘴跑火车”是怎样一种体验？这位中文名叫“高兴”的印度学者日前称：中国人民解放军英语不行，没法跟印度边境警察交谈，于是就开始掐架，并且让印度士兵体验了一番“中国功夫”。这还没完，他坚称，中国与个南海国不和。
[The Indian scholar PLA English cant Play Chinese kung fu repelled Indian soldiers [difficult]] see Indian scholar mouthful of running train is how one kind of experience? This is called happy in Indian scholar said no, the Chinese peoples liberation army (PLA) English cant talked to the Indian border police, thus began fought, and Indian soldiers to experience some kind of kung fu. This is not finished, he insisted that China and the countries of the south China sea dont. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
这里是美国：国外一男子因病住院很长一段时间，出院回家时已经暴瘦了许多，甚至连自家汪星人都认不出他，这让他感到伤心。直到汪星人闻到主人的味道后……[泪]tRXllNu
[A man abroad due to illness in the hospital for a long time, has suddenly and violently when discharged thin many, even their own Wang Xing didnt recognize him, which made him feel sad. Until after Wang Xing people smell the flavor of the master... [in] tRXllNu]
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Happy张江：燃哭了~位俄罗斯乐迷现场一起演绎的《#Its My Life#》，向他们热爱的摇滚老炮Bon Jovi致敬，听的我一身鸡皮疙瘩，好听啊[江南style]
tRCjfbj
[Burning tears ~ a Russian fans sang site # Its My Life#, to their beloved rock old cannons Bon Jovi, listen to My whole body goose bumps, nice ah [jiangnan style] < br > tRCjfbj]
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思想聚焦：善良是什么
[What is good]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
人民日报：【超暖～小妹妹每天等哥哥放学回家，抱抱[抱抱]】哥哥去上学啦，妹妹每天守在家门口等哥哥放学回家，老远看到校车就挥手，哥哥一下车就冲上去拥抱。别人家的妹妹[喵喵]tRCUVC
[【 super warm ~ little sister elder brother came home from school, such as every day hug [hug]] brother go to school, my sister keep in front of the elder brother come home from school every day, far away to see the school bus waved, he rushed up to hug brother got off the bus. Other peoples sister meow tRCUVC]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
优酷：#春风十里不如你#一场失控的真心话大冒险，两个互相伤害又彼此心痛的人。当秋水痛骂#小红是不是作#的时候，他的心里又何尝没有对自己的悔恨？不过，除了为剧中的俩人难过之外，还想为周冬雨和张一山的这段演技爆灯！[心]
tRCjfME
[# # spring breeze miles as you a runaway true adventures, two people who will hurt each other again heartache with each other. When autumn waters lambasted # # is little red, his heart and did not regret about themselves? However, except for the two people sad, also want to have this piece of acting for zhou and yishan zhang explode light! [heart] < br > tRCjfME]
电影工厂：愿你明天，一直操心的事儿，会有一个好结果~
[May you always worry about the thing, tomorrow there will be a good result]
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噗嗤大叔：让旧物焕然一新的实用小技能，生活妙招，马给勤快的你[耶]tRCanzu
[Let old a new practical small skills, life tips, you [and] tRCanzu horse to hard-working]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
季箐：你一出现，就打败了我所有的负面情绪，你不在的时候，就剩我一个人和它们打仗，有时候赢，大多时候输。
[Beat me as soon as you appear, all the negative emotions, while you were away, left me a person and they fight, sometimes win, lose most of the time. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子，从未参加任何节目。】
中国新闻网：#夜猫子时间# 中学男生长沙街头献唱薛之谦的《刚刚好》，我们的爱情到这里刚刚好，不多不少，我好像在哪…见过你…别来无恙。好听！[心]@思想聚焦 tRCNIW
[Time to sleep on the night of # # middle school boys sing on changsha streets memory of just right, our love is just right here, no less, where I like... Met you... Hope that you are well. Good to listen! [heart] focus tRCNIW @ thought]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
秋田六千：推主narisaki表示养黑猫除了容易找不到外还很容易出事[允悲]
[Main push narisaki but easy to find a black cat is very easy to accidentallow sad]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian
视频之家：害人害己！！！ tRCjfHAc
[Hurt yourself!!!!!! tRCjfHAc]
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国民老岳父公：到家了，重感冒浑身酸痛，溜完狗我就睡了，大家晚安
[Slip after the dog got home, a bad cold, ache all over, Ill sleep, good night]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
王尼玛：同事：走，去吃宵夜吧！
我：不去，这几天减肥。
同事：我请客。
我：走。
[Colleague go, go to eat snack! < br > I dont go, lose weight these days. < br > colleagues its my treat. < br > I go. ]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
全球育儿大全：【史上最全怀孕备孕常识】从备孕、怀孕到产后、育儿，小两口要知道的孕育常识都齐了！马，现在不用以后也能用上！ [赞]
[From the most complete in the history of pregnancy for pregnancy knowledge 】 【 for pregnancy, pregnancy to postpartum, parenting, young couple gave birth to common sense to know everything! The horse, dont later can also be used on now! [who]]
这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
Dipsy迪西：老图，人美～[酷][酷][酷]
[The old figure, a person ~ [cool] [cool] [cool]]
一个重庆人，男的男的男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊ins：dipdipdipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@butterfree
我的前任是极品：#前任电台#提到初恋，你首先想到的是什么形容词呢？
[Former radio # # mentioned first love, the first thing you think of what is adjective? ]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
曝猛：【年南大碎尸案的记录、释疑与分析】：这是目前为止我看过的对南大碎尸案最全面、最客观的分析了，尽可能还原了事实，让大家更加了解这个二十多年前的悬案，今夜睡前读物，感兴趣的朋友可以看看.....
[【 in ntu records, misgivings and analysis of the ripper case 】 this is so far I have seen the ntu ripper case the most comprehensive and objective analysis, as far as possible reduction of the facts, let everyone know more about this unsolved for more than two decades ago, tonight bedtime reading, interested friends can see... ]
我是猛猛，你是谁？
环球时报：【英国小哥拍纪录片，揭秘泰坦尼克号位中国幸存者】年，泰坦尼克号沉入海底。很少有人知道船上还有个中国人。其中个人成功获得救援，但他们被禁止进入美国，在到达埃利斯岛的第二天就离开了。英国小哥Arthur Jones拍摄纪录片《The Six》走访个生还中国人的后代。（时差视频）
[The British brother documentary, reveal the Titanic survivors of China], the Titanic sank. Few people know there is a Chinese. Including rescue personal success, but they are not allowed to enter the United States, on the second day of arrived at Ellis Island and left. The little elder brother Arthur Jones filming a documentary The Six to visit a Chinese descendants of The survival. Jet lag (video)]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
二更视频：#二更夜聊# 说一句家乡话，证明你是哪里人
[# # more night chat say revenge, that where are you from]
发现身边不知道的美
当时我就震惊了：正在追女孩子的男生们来问一个问题，女孩来回答[来]
[The boys are chasing girls to ask a question, the girl to answer [to]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
苍南派：今天竞选班花：
[Campaign class flower today]
护妻狂魔苍南派
回忆专用小马甲：他是不是有钱，是不是长得好看，衣着品味如何，是不是踏实上进，性格是否温和理性，有没有用你喜欢的方式宠你，这些，都不是最重要的。考虑所有这些之前，首先你得爱他。
这说起来挺好笑的，但生活不容易，太多的事情让我们“爱”的时候瞻前顾后，诸多疑虑。可即使这样，也必须坚持，跟他在一起只
[He is rich, isnt it good, dress sense, is steadfast progress, character and reason, have no way to spoil you, you like this, is not the most important. Taking into account all these before, first you have to love him. < br > this is quite good to smile, but life is not easy, too many things let we love have, a lot of doubts. But even so, also must adhere to, together with him]
《愿无岁月可回头》
北京人不知道的北京事儿：提醒自己，以后别做这样的父母。🙏（by马小欧）
[Remind yourself, dont do such parents later. 🙏（by马小欧） ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：卧谈：最近很火的小测试，用九宫格的输入法连续按下四个七，据说能召唤出一条，代表你行为生活的一句话。来看看你的是什么？[费解]
[Slumber, recently very fire test, use scratchable latex input method four seven continuous press, it is said that can call out a, act on your behalf the sentence of life. Take a look at your what? [difficult]]
机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！
穆雅斓：想我了吗 希望今天你们可以梦到wink的我
晚安好梦🌙
[Want to me? 希望今天你们可以梦到wink的我
晚安好梦🌙 ]
我觉得我是一条人鱼公主！！工作联系wechat：mu
燕子PHOTO：日落月升，这个世界呀，是金色的
[The sunset, the rise in the world, it is golden]
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最神奇的视频：【TED演讲《我们为什么要学数学》】数学是研究规律的科学，我们通过学习它来训练逻辑思维，思辩能力创造力。 tRCjIkKO
[【 TED speech 】 why should we learn mathematics mathematics is the study of law science, we learn it to train logical thinking, speculative ability of creativity. tRCjIkKO]
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钱哥：转发这条微博 钱哥保证你三天内有一笔意外之财 信不信由你
[Forward this tweet money brother guarantee you for three days there is a windfall Believe it or not]
带着粉丝发家致富
新闻晨报：【驾校女学员练车时翻车度 科目二已挂科次[衰]】珠海驾校有一名女学员，科目二考了次都没有过。日，女学员在第次考试前，练习S弯时撞到树上，铲上围墙，教练车翻转度，四轮朝天，漂移了好几米才停了下来。女学被救出车后回忆道，当时太紧张，错把油门当成刹车了。tRCOhfdI
[The driving school female students practice car overturned Subject has less than GeCi [failure]] zhuhai driving schools have a female students, not even the subject two exams. Day, female students in the first time before the exam, bump into a tree when practice S bending, shovel on the walls, coaches flip, four-wheel, drift several meters only stopped. Women rescued after the car recalls, was so nervous at that time, mistaking the accelerator for the brake. tRCOhfdI]
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