马了，男朋友啥时候分配？@四月的羊-：get了，就差一个男朋友了
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【纽约华裔老人被撞反遭当街殴打 家属种族歧视】月日下午，纽约曼哈顿一位华裔老人被一名西裔男子撞到后遭殴打。车主随手拿起塑料水瓶，用力砸向华裔男子颈部，同时还高声辱骂↓↓肇事者在附近民众报警后，开车逃离了现场。被打华裔男子瘫坐在路边↓↓↓tRMbb
[New York Chinese old man knocked against racial discrimination by street beat families] month day afternoon, a chinese-american Manhattan after the old man was struck by a Hispanic man beaten. Owners pick up plastic water bottles, hard to hit the Chinese mens neck, at the same time also loudly reproached left left down the perpetrators after the nearby public alarm, car fled the scene. Is Chinese man sat down the side of the road left left left tRMbb down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：你们看看，杨洋的静态硬照是这样的，真人你们再想象一下得多帅...苏宁易购这波燃系列海报我要收藏#每个人都是易燃者#
[Static hard as you see, Yang Yang is that real you imagine more handsome... Su Ningyi purchase this wave of burning series posters I will collect # # everyone is flammable]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
苍井空：错了错了。我最近没说中文。所以忘记很多。刚才发的我微博里、我说节目但是不是节目。这是活动！哈哈
[Wrong is wrong. I recently didnt speak Chinese. So forget a lot. Just send me in weibo, I said program but not a program. Is this activity! Ha ha]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
汽车之家：苑叔认车的本事绝对一流，尤其对各类跑车都特别的了解！👍
[YuanShu recognition ability is absolutely first-class car, especially for all kinds of sports special understanding! 👍]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
尼尼刀刀：人生路這麼坎坷
那
我
只能
多買幾雙鞋
換著走下去了🙃
[人生路这么坎坷
那
我
只能
多买几双鞋
换著走下去了🙃 ]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
新浪汽车：这个小姐姐好厉害！[舔屏]
[The little sister very fierce! [lick screen]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
一块去旅行：厦门旅行美食攻略 | 厦门，美景与美食兼具的鹭岛。
[Xiamen travel food guide | xiamen, beauty and food both sagishima. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小米手机：#小米#亮银探索版，联合创始人亲笔信提前曝光！每个套装中均有一封小米工程师的亲笔信，tRMiXb ，祝大家好运！
[# # millet bright silver version, co-founder from exposure in advance! Each suit has a millet engineers from tRMiXb, wish everyone good luck! ]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
优酷：WHAT？！@羅志祥 竟然说“明天就和周扬青结婚”[哆啦A梦吃惊]那颜王说#周扬青我来负责# 的事，嫂子到底知不知道呢？是不是感觉自己错过了大八卦？没关系，周三上午优酷独播的#极限挑战揭秘版# 给你补课[来]
tRMJmO
[WHAT? ! @ show Actually said, tomorrow will marry Zhou Yangqing [doraemon surprised] said the YanWang for # # Zhou Yangqing me, know not to know my sister-in-law? Feel missed a big gossip? It doesnt matter, youku Wednesday morning run # # limit challenge leaked version to give you make up a missed lesson [to] < br > tRMJmO]
猫扑：外国的一位网红理发师，给顾客洗头的方式很炫酷。。。所以每天都有很多人排队等着给他洗头[笑cry] 网友：估计洗到一半 、我能跟他打上一百场！！！tRqzAk （视频童姥）
[A foreign web celebrity barber, to customers of shampoo is very cool... So every day there are a lot of people queuing up to give him a shampoo [laugh cry] netizen estimated to wash to half, can I talk to him to play one hundred games!!!!!! TRqzAk (video kid mu)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
沈博阳：飘了一个月，终于回国了。下午采购食材，晚上下厨做几道硬菜。米其林啥的都是浮云，还是自己做的味道好啊。明天开始逐步恢复工作。欢迎大家骚扰，约。
[Gone with the wind for a month, finally back home. Shopping in the afternoon, the evening to cook a few hard dish. Michelin what is floating clouds, or make your own taste good. Began to gradually return to work tomorrow. Welcome to harassment, about. ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【白百何携儿子亲密现身 元宝脸埋妈妈怀里忙撒娇】今天，白百何携儿子元宝现身机场。白百何戴着口罩、帽子遮面，衣着宽松，十分低调↓↓在办理登机时，元宝把脸埋在妈妈怀里撒娇，可爱的模样萌化人心[憧憬]↓↓↓tRMUBkU
[【 how close with son appeared white Wing face busy mom arms coquetry 】 today, white son what takes along wing appeared in the airport. White what wore masks, hats covered face, dress is loose, very low-key left left when check-in, wing buried her face in the mothers arms play the woman, lovely shape of the heart [hope] left left left tRMUBkU down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：把HK、TW、JP、KR的Apple Store都看了一圈，都还没有上架，实在是太可爱了，果断天猫入手！！！还有块优惠券！！！BEATS#天猫超级品牌日#，爱你爱你爱你……海外的朋友，有需要代购的吗？[摊手]我也不会帮你们带的！
[The HK, TW, JP, look at the Apple Store of KR and have not shelves, is too cute, determination of Tmall!!!!!! There are pieces of coupons!!!!!! BEATS# Tmall # super brand day, love you love you love you... Overseas friends, has the need to act as purchasing agency? [stand hand] I cant help you with! ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：这视频真是无敌治愈啊……
最后几个海鲜怎么这么可爱！[二哈]
tRMUG
[This video is invincible cure ah... < br > last few seafood how so cute! [two ha] < br > tRMUG]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#举杯呵呵喝#携手优酷君致敬解放军[心]
万里长空且为忠魂舞，
举杯畅怀亦敬江山好！
向最可爱的人致敬！
庆祝中国人民解放军建军周年！#八一建军节#
[# # glasses ha ha drink to youku royal salute the peoples liberation army [heart] < br > the sky and the dancing for Hamilton, < br > coziness glasses also respect all good! < br > to salute the most lovely people! < br > celebrates the anniversary of the Chinese peoples liberation army army! # # bayi army day]
南方都市报：#南都鉴定#【如果只想防紫外线 多元的防晒伞与多元的效果差不多】除了防雨，很多人对于伞还有防紫外线要求。那么问题来了，你买的防晒伞，真都具备防紫外线功能吗？各种价格不一的防晒伞，防紫外线方面是否功效也不一样？越贵的伞防晒效果会越好吗？专家称，UPF是一个衡量雨伞防晒性能的指标。UP...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW appraisal, if want to uv multivariate almost 】 the effect of the sun umbrella and multivariate in addition to the rain, a lot of people for umbrella with uv protection requirements. So the question comes, you buy a sun umbrella, really has function of uv protection? All kinds of different prices of sun umbrella, uv protection in terms of efficacy are not the same as? Your umbrella is prevented bask in the effect will be better more? Experts say the UPF is a measure of the umbrella sunscreen performance indicators. The UP... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子刮中万巨奖 商家一句话却让他欲哭无泪】美国加州男子汤玛士刮中万美元的刮刮乐，第二天他兴奋地去填写领奖申请表格，但个月后却因商家一个让人崩溃的理由而无法领取↓↓↓tRMytL
[【 men shave in the big prize Merchants a word makes him want to cry 】 in California man Thomas scraping scratch of dollars, the second day he excitedly collected to fill out the application form, but for months after the businessman people a collapse of the reason and get the left left left tRMytL down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小米手机：有一种幸运叫做，每个你身边都有一个米粉！小米X你们都买到了吗？送上份吴亦凡星座主题明信片，晒单就有机会拿。@晴晴晴__Diana
[There is a kind of lucky called, every around you has a rice noodles! You have got millet X? Send a queer constellation theme postcard, wu sun alone have a chance to get it. @ fine fine fine __Diana]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈这只金毛成精了啊！
开饭时间到了，主人叫狗子去拿碗，
结果……[允悲]
tRMLQW
[Ha ha ha this golden retriever into fine! < br > time for meals, the host name is the dog to take a bowl, < br > the result... [allow sad] < br > tRMLQW]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：这些娃娃机只能选其中一个来抓，你选哪个？[摊手]
[These dolls machine can only choose one to grasp, which one do you choose? [stand hand]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#春风十里不如你#wuli红姐@周冬雨 “拖后腿”一言不合被加练，然鹅…谁知道这其实是一场因秋水@张一山 而起的争夺战呐[二哈]#心疼小红#傻呼呼完全不知情[摊手]tRMLAvB
[# # the spring breeze miles as you wuli public @ zhou damaged a word not happily, but the goose... Who knows this is actually a up by colchicine @ yishan zhang race yet [two ha] # # love little red dumb completely unaware tRMLAvB [stand hand]]
新浪汽车：#新车联播# 下班路上带你一起聊聊奥迪全新A，这车很热门哦~~~
[# # new broadcast of the road work together with you about the audi brand new A, this car is very popular oh ~ ~ ~]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新沐sunshine：求解？这是什么人物
[To solve? What is this]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：【飞车咸猪手袭胸案 人中最大岁作案已十余次】今天下午，@平安雅安 通报称，骑电动车对女性摸臀袭胸的名违法行为人已被抓获。四人为追求刺激，结伙驾驶电动车，趁天黑对女性摸胸、摸臀猥亵↓↓由于人均系未成年人，公安机关依法没收作案电动车辆↓↓↓tRMXO
[【 coasters suitors on chest People age biggest crime has more than ten times 】 this afternoon, @ yoann said safe and ride electric vehicles for women to touch hip hit chest in the name of the illegal behavior person is caught. Four human pursuit of stimulation, banded driving electric cars, while dark to female breast touching, touch left hip obscenity left because of per capita is a minor, the public security organ in accordance with the confiscation of crime electric vehicles left left left tRMXO down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：珠海一妙龄女当街被刺倒地！警方全力追查行凶者！
[Zhuhai is a young woman was stabbed down this street. The police to track down the perpetrators.]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
新浪汽车：#购车帮帮忙# 宝马X 对比奔驰GLC，你爱谁？tRIfLJy
[# # car help BMW X contrast Mercedes GLC, who love you? tRIfLJy]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：杜海涛吧
[Handsome!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【刘诗诗剧照成故宫展品 网友：若曦形象深入人心】日前，有网友爆料，#刘诗诗#在《步步惊心》中的扮相入选沈阳故宫向游客展示旗袍的展台中↓↓注释为“旗袍，满族男女皆喜穿着”，并依次介绍了满族入关前后的服饰变化。刘诗诗的这些扮相你最爱哪个？↓↓↓tRMwz
[【 Cecilia liu still into the Palace Museum exhibits Net friend if the sunrise image thorough popular feeling 】 a few days ago, some netizens revealed that # # Cecilia liu in the look in the heart-pounding step by step in shenyang imperial palace show visitors the cheongsam booth left left comments for qipao, manchu men and women are like wear, and, in turn, introduces the manchu dress changes before and after the shipments. Cecilia liu the look of your favorite? Left left left tRMwz down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：这样的聊天，看一遍我就已经上火了！你呢？[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Such a chat, watch it again I have lose! How about you? [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
微博汽车：#大V聊车# 旅行情怀！斯柯达，为你带来了首款国产原汁原味的旅行车，快看师兄为你试驾~
[# # big V chat car travel feelings! Skoda, bring you the first domestic original station wagon, look brother drive ~ for you]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：#春风十里不如你# 告诉我们一件事：当一个像小红@周冬雨 一样的妹子陷入爱情，且她看上的人还是像秋水@张一山 这样集颜值才华仗义于一身的好男人时，似乎身边总有那么一两个女人，变成了狐狸精[二哈]（CR @玉子烧小公举 ） #酷剧场# tRMZmo
[# # spring breeze miles as you tell us one thing when a fall in love like a little red @ zhou sister, and her look still like colchicine @ yishan zhang This appearance level talent battle righteousness in one of the good man, seems to side there is always one or two women, turned into a bitch ha] [two (CR @ small jade son burned public election) # # tRMZmo cool theater]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【变性吃睾丸素健身 她把自己变成了比男人还男人的存在】走在美国的街头，如果你遇到现在的Jaimie，你不会认为他是美国现有的万变形人中的其中一个。因为他现在的样子比男人还要男人！他还做了去除乳房手术[吃惊]↓↓变性前后对比，现在的样子有点帅↓↓↓tRMzrrv
[【 degeneration testosterone fitness She turned himself into the existence of man than man] walking the streets in the United States, if you meet now Jaimie, you dont think he is one of the existing deformation of people in the United States. Because of the way he is now more men than men! He also had to remove the breast surgery [surprised] left left modified before and after contrast, now looks like a little handsome left left left tRMzrrv down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈龙卷风听了想打人……[允悲]
tRMzTBp
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a tornado listened to want to hit people... [allow sad] < br > tRMzTBp]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：慢跑公里
[Jogging km]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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