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猫扑：
【尴尬！这十个中国游客行为在国外火了】近日，在外国的论坛网站上出现了一个讨论中国游客行为的帖子，帖子中选出了年大在国外出洋相的中国游客。。。。。tRIwXUc

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【护士跪地分钟车底救人双膝烫伤脱皮惹人心疼[泪]】江苏淮安一路段发生车祸，电动车女车主被卷入车底，腿部有明显伤口。救护车到达现场后，护士戴荣荣钻入水泥搅拌车底下，趴在温度℃地面上近分钟，为伤者输液送氧，结果自己双膝被地面烫伤、脱皮↓↓致敬！tRIwfr
[The nurse car save knelt in minutes Knees scald peeling provoking love [tears]] jiangsu huaian a road traffic accident, electric car driver got involved in car, has obvious leg wound. After the ambulance arrived at the scene, the nurse Dai Rongrong into cement mixing beneath and on temperature ℃ nearly a minute, on the ground for the injured infusion oxygen, the result is on his knees on the ground burns, peeling left left. tRIwfr]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

南方都市报：
【公安部发A级通缉令，看见这名重大文物犯罪在逃人员快报警！】公安部发出A级通缉令，公开通缉名重大文物犯罪在逃人员。公安机关希望社会各界提供有关线索，同时检举、揭发盗掘古文化遗址、古墓葬以及盗窃、倒卖、走私文物等犯罪活动。对提供线索的举报人以及检举、揭发有功人员，公安机关将给予奖...全文： m.weibo
[The ministry of public security hair grade A warrant, he saw A major cultural relic from criminal at large fast alarm!] The ministry of public security issued A grade A warrant, public wanted criminal at large personnel of major cultural relics. Hope the social from all walks of life to provide clues, public security organs at the same time, report and expose excavating and robbing sites, ancient tombs and theft, speculation and smuggling of cultural relics and other criminal activities. For information about the person and report and disclosure of persons, the public security organs will give prize... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
妹纸手术麻药药效没过，有点神志不清……
就不断男护士示爱,还详细讨论了结婚过程[允悲]
tRIZcNX
[Girl surgery anesthesia efficacy before, a little delirious... have the love of the male nurse also discuss in detail the process [allow sad] wedding tRIZcNX]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
#吴亦凡# @Mr_凡先生个人全新单曲《》MV倒计时小时[爱你]月日上午：在优酷独家首播，敬请期待月持续锁定优酷，#跟着吴亦凡free#带你走进凡凡的音乐世界！[小黄人剪刀手]
[Mr Wu queer # @ # Mr_ every individual new single MV countdown hours love you [] on the morning of February nd, the sole premiered in youku, stay tuned on continuous locking youku, # followed by wu queer free# take you into all that all music world! [huang people scissorhands]]

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#岁男孩骑电动车载岁弟弟遭罐车碾压父亲拦车打司机[衰]tRcqxUS
[# # travel life old boy riding a electric vehicle old brother tank car rolling His father pulled the driver tRcqxUS [failure]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
#家家试驾#【迈进公里时代试驾北汽新能源EU】单从外表和配置来看，北汽新能源EU与EU乐享版相差无几，不过其内在的升级是实实在在的，三元锂电池容量从.kWh升级到.kWh，续航里程有了大幅提升，用户携家人去北京周边郊游、探亲访友心里会少一些顾虑。另外EU还升级了充电接口，可兼...全文： m.weibo
[# every test # 【 km towards the era Drive of baic new energy EU 】 sheet looks from appearance and configuration, Beijing new energy EU and EU have Shared version, but its inherent upgrade is real, the ternary lithium battery capacity from. KWh upgrading to. KWh, has a sharp rise in the range, the user and his family to go outing, to visit friends and relatives around Beijing will be less heart concerns. The EU also upgraded the charging interface, can be and... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
#超级剧集镇魂街#即将燃魂开播！门前有槐，百鬼夜行，伙伴已集结完毕！末世动荡，业火燃烧，看他们一起战斗！今晚点，锁定优酷哦[笑而不语]让这个夏天，再燃一点！@汪东城 @安悦溪 @侯明昊Neo @唐国忠 @超级剧集镇魂街最后，奉上追剧日历，黄金会员宝宝们一口气可以看集哟！[色]
[# # super series azraell street is burning soul started! In front of the tree, a ghost nocturnal, partners have finished! Latter-day, fire burning, see them fight together! Tonight, locking youku oh smiling without a word to let this summer, burning point again! @ jiro @ AnYueXi @ Hou Minghao Neo @ Tang Guozhong @ super series azraell street Finally, give chase play calendar, gold member babies breath can see set! [color]]

MIUI：
【首次公开！#MIUI#发布会没有讲的新变化】MIUI 在上周三正式发布，现场主打“闪电系统”和“高效率新功能”，但发布会篇幅有限，其实MIUI 除了现场提到的快如闪电的全新系统体验，还有很多没来及讲的隐藏新功能和新设计。下面就来揭秘↓↓

转发抽送台寸小米电视A。 tRIh
[【 not speak publicly for the first time! # MIUI# conference of new change] beautiful MIUI in officially released on Wednesday, the main lightning system and new features efficient, space is limited, but the conference actually beautiful MIUI in addition to the site as quick as lightning mentioned the new system of experience, there are many didnt come and speak to hide the new features and new design. Here is to reveal the left left forward pumping station millet A television. tRIh]

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微博汽车：
#我与汽车的日常# 轮胎有门道，你真的了解它吗？
[Daily # # I and car tyre is doorways, do you really understand it?]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【死要面子！男子连夜偷块钱借朋友[黑线]】近日，黑龙江黑河一男子被朋友借路费，苦于兜比脸还干净，又碍于面子，便夜潜商铺进行偷窃。监控实拍男子全程试图用衣服蒙脸，却没有遮住，滑稽姿态大有掩耳盗铃的意味↓↓事后民警在附近一网吧将其抓获。tRIhSw
[Respectable! Man stealing dollars overnight borrowing friend [black line]] recently, the heilongjiang heihe a man be a friend to borrow money, suffer from pocket than face clean, and because of the face, then night dive shops for stealing. Monitoring scene shooting men try to use the clothes face all the way, did not cover, funny gesture is the ostrich means left left after the police in an Internet cafe nearby to capture it. tRIhSw]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【“罚喝厕所水”视频被狂转涉事公司回应揭真相】近日一则“成都某公司员工因未完成业绩被要求喝厕所水”的视频在网络引起热议↓↓事后该公司负责人回应，此视频为转发，本意为激励自家员工，从未让大家“效仿”过...那么问题来了，原po又是如何下嘴的呢[费解]↓↓tRIvrD
[The penalty to drink toilet water video was running involved companies respond to revealed the truth has a chengdu company employees for outstanding performance Asked to drink toilet water video caused heated debate in network left left later response, head of the company, this video is forwarding, intended to motivate their employees, never let you follow ... So the question comes, how the original Po? [difficult] left left tRIvrD mouth under]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
#微招聘#【新浪汽车招聘微博运营编辑！】工作地点在北京著名的“后厂村”：新浪总部大厦~入职后除了一份不错的薪水，还有各种补助、每天免费早餐、超赞健身房、周五水果酸奶下午茶...[并不简单]还等什么？简历砸过来→caidi#staff.sina（该把哪个符号换掉你懂得~）
[# # micro recruitment sina car hiring weibo operation edit! Factory after working place in Beijing, the famous village sinas headquarters building ~ for besides a good salary, since there are all kinds of subsidies, free breakfast every day, great gym, fruit yogurt on Friday afternoon tea... [is not simple] what are you waiting for? Resume hit over - caidi# staff. Sina (the replace which symbols you know ~)]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车：
#大V聊车# 迈凯伦全新超跑S [舔屏] 我...就看看... [拜拜]
[Talk about car # # big V McLaren supercar S new lick screen I... Just look at... [bynum]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

但斌：
发表了博文《马斯克的礼物：Model让特斯拉走向伟大还是平庸？》马斯克的礼物：Model让特斯拉走向伟大还是平庸？年月日世纪经济报道本报记者纪伟实习生左茂轩北京报道　　美国太平tRfsNAZ
[Published a blog post the musk gift a Model for tesla to greatness, or mediocrity? Musk gift a Model for tesla to greatness or mediocre? (date) (month) (year) century economic report our correspondent reports earlier interns ZuoMaoXuan Beijing taiping tRfsNAZ in the United States]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
孙宏斌，这个商界“孙猴子”没风险？@财经头条 tRfFlUH
[Ieee distribution planning working group report.radial distribution, the monkey sun didnt risk in the business? @ tRfFlUH financial headlines]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报：
【华中师大残疾毕业生考上事业编被解约，这是怎么回事？】岁的王木木（化名），是华中师范大学中国农村研究院政府经济学专业的应届研究生，岁时，他因车祸失去整个左臂。去年月，王木木通过了广西崇左市政策研究室的面试，对方寄来“崇左市高层次人才引进协议书”和“致拟录取考生的一封信”。“...全文： m.weibo
[The central China normal university disability graduates enter enterprise is cancelled, this is how to return a responsibility? Wang Mu wood (not his real name), is Chinas rural central China normal university institute of government the fresh graduate student of economics, the age, he was a car accident lost the left arm. Last month, Wang Mu wood through the guangxi congzuo city policy research office of the interview, the other party to send congzuo city high-level talent introduction agreement and quasi admissions examinees letter. ... the full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
#鹿晗# 有网友在网上翻出鹿晗小时候的童年泛黄旧照，从照片上可以看出当年的@M鹿M 已经有了如今帅气的影子，拍起照片无论是造型还是表情都很有明星范儿。优酷君觉得小哥哥一定是吃可爱长大哒[亲亲]#鹿晗择天记#
[# # Lu Han netizens to dig out online Lu Han childhood childhood faded old photos, can be seen from the picture that deer @ M M have now handsome shadow, both in shape and look up photos is a star. Youku you think little brother must be grew up eating lovely dalai [kiss] remember # # Lu Han choose day]

微博搞笑排行榜：
哈哈哈哈哈哈笑出杀猪声[哈哈]@香蕉抱缸哈哈哈@只因他叫李相赫噗嗤@炽暮晷灼评论哈哈哈 @大大的宝蓝哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@金赫奎我是田野啊笑岔气
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh out sound kill pigha ha ha ha ha @ @ banana embrace cylinder because he called Li Xianghe snow @ sunset blazing comments regarding burning ha ha ha @ the large sapphire blue ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ Jin Hekui field is my stitches]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
【男子为情跳江要挟父亲民警：我岁还没恋爱羡慕你们年轻人】月日，湖北襄阳一岁小伙在桥上要轻生，据悉是因情感问题和家人发生分歧。民警赶忙上前劝阻说：“大男人有啥呢，我岁还没谈恋爱，真羡慕你们年轻人。”小伙父亲赶来答应了他的要求，这才放弃轻生。tRfTvN
[The police man for sentiment jumped jiang blackmail father I havent fall in love Envy your young man] month day, hubei xiangyang year old guy on the bridge to suicide, known as disagree because of emotional problems and family. Police quickly to dissuade said the big man have what, I havent fall in love at the age of, really envy you young people. Young father to grant his request, this just give up, suicide. tRfTvN]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【货车门未关紧“二师兄”被甩飞：上次摔这么惨，俺还是天蓬元帅[允悲]】月日，重庆九龙坡，一辆货车行驶到缙云山隧道时，由于车门没有关紧，导致一头猪被重重甩出车外！实拍“二师兄”在路上滚了好几圈↓↓还好坚强的猪猪又自己站了起来↓↓才没被后车撞到...tRfkOez
[The truck door does not shut two seniors be left to fly last time so the fall, I was tianpeng marshal [allow sad]] month day, jiulongpo district of chongqing, a truck driving to jinyun mountain tunnel, because the door shut, no a pigs were all left out of the car! Film two seniors rolled several times on the way left left also good strong pig and himself stood up was struck by the car left left didnt... tRfkOez]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
发表了博文《美国制造为什么这么强？看看他们机器人就知道了！》美国制造为什么这么强？看看他们机器人就知道了！年月日魔鬼金融学美国是当今世界第一科技大国。迄今为止，美国共有多名诺贝尔tRfkacB
[Published the post made in America why so strong? Look at their robot! Made in USA why so strong? Look at their robot! (date) (month) (year) the devil finance the United States is the first power of science and technology in the world today. So far, the United States there are a number of Nobel tRfkacB]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
家公司停牌超过天家ST公司复牌没有时间表 tRfpsLm
[Companies were suspended for more than days ST companies tRfpsLm resumption of no schedule]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
评论：整治任性停牌需放狠招 tRfprEQ
[Comment on regulation capricious suspended on the recruit tRfprEQ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
前首富李河君曾半小时丢千亿被质疑年又带来新故事 tRfQmxq
[Throw one hundred billion former richest man in the routes you have half an hour TRfQmxq challenged with years and brings new stories]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《老兵讲述解放军年前是怎么打服印度的--环球网》老兵讲述解放军年前是怎么打服印度的年月日环球网（原标题：解放军年前是怎么打服印度的，亲历的老兵告诉你！）　　雪域之tRfDdMm
[Published a post veterans about is how to play under Indias peoples liberation army (PLA) years ago - the web veterans about is how to play under Indias peoples liberation army (PLA) years ago on the web (the original title is how to play under Indias peoples liberation army (PLA) years ago, the veteran experience tell you!) Snow area of tRfDdMm]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
#全娱乐早扒点# @杨洋icon 出席#电影三生三世十里桃花# 路演，现场单膝跪地对粉丝演绎经典台词：浅浅，过来。[心] 面对这样温柔的夜华，你们要不要过来捏~~[坏笑]
现场视频>>>tRfeFaJ
[# complete recreation early steak, Yang Yang, a point # @ # icon to attend the film junior iii li, peach blossom # roadshow, site knelt to fans deduce classic lines shallow, come here. [heart] faced with such tender night hua, do you want to come to knead ~ ~ [laugh] the video > > > tRfeFaJ]

冷笑话精选：
感受一下，你家喵主子究竟有多懒……[喵喵]
tRfeLi
[Feel that your meow master how lazy... [meow] tRfeLi]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【艺术鱼上线！胡可晒小鱼儿弹钢琴视频有模有样[憧憬]】胡可昨晚在微博晒出一段儿子“小鱼儿”弹钢琴的视频↓↓配文暖心与粉丝道晚安↓↓视频中的小鱼儿颇有艺术家风范，“沉浸”在自己的音乐世界里，还边弹边划重点↓↓可爱的样子萌得胡可在背后一直偷偷笑[偷笑]↓↓tRfeHOX
[【 art fish live! Hu can be basked fingerling son to play the piano video was properly [hope]] hu can be basked in in weibo last night out a son fingerling son to play the piano video left left caption warm heart and good night left fans left the little fish has a video artist style, immersion in his own music world, and play while highlight left left behind the cute appearance of hu can be on down have been secretly laughing [laughing] left left tRfeHOX]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
#新车图解#【后时代的大玩具！实拍马自达MX- RF】随着丰田宣布不再进口中国大陆，小型化跑车市场难得的一抹激情似乎又黯淡了下去，过于烦杂的法规体制下，那点可怜的销量并不足以支撑厂家改进产品的决心，退出就成了最无奈也是最彻底的手段。但是这个世界上总是会有一些叛逆者，汽车领域同样如此...全文： m.weibo
[# # new graphic [after the era of big toy! Make Mazda MX - RF 】 as Toyota announced no longer import in mainland China, small sports car market on a rare passion seems to have dark down, tedious task under the system of laws and regulations, poor sales volume is not enough to support at the factory to improve products determination to exit became the most helpless is also the most thoroughly. But there will always be some rebels in the world, the same is true of cars... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行：
超详细教程！手把手教你用绳子结一条好看的小球挂饰，马住收藏，找一条绳子动手试试吧~ tRfgxN
[More detailed tutorial! Taught you how to use the rope knot a nice ball pendant, horses live collection, try to find a rope to ~ tRfgxN]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

小米手机：
高颜值、高性能、高性价比的#小米X# 现已开售！它延用小米备受好评的变焦双摄，拍人更美。看看网友怎么说，第条评论亮了[笑cry]
[High level of appearance, high performance, cost-effective # millet X# sale now! It extended millet acclaimed zoom double perturbation, make people more beautiful. See a net friend say, comments on the article of the [laugh cry]]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男子载家人超员上路米的儿子硬被塞后备箱[摊手]】近日，湖南高速民警查获一辆核载人实载人的超员车辆。因车内座位被长辈坐满，驾驶男子竟让身高腿长的儿子钻进后备箱，米小伙蜷进小角落的样子真是好气又好笑↓↓这位爹也算是“大义灭儿子”了吧！tRfrfsA
[The man is carrying the overcrowding on the road, the son of the family hard plug trunk [stand hand]] recently, hunan high-speed police seized a nuclear manned the overcrowding of real manned vehicles. Because of the car seat is driven by the elder full, man let leg long son into trunk height, m guy curled into a small corner of its spirit again funny left left the father is sons sense of honor! tRfrfsA]

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【视频曝光！快递员迟到分钟被打，打人者自称生理期情绪失控[衰]】日，湖南一快递员在送快递时迟到分钟，遭一女子殴打，一男子随后冲出来，猛踹快递员胸腹，造成其软组织挫伤，大小便失禁。打人女子称其处于生理期才反应过激。打人男子是邻居，不是她老公！说不认识！tRVoBEd
[【 video exposure! Courier late minutes being beaten, the attacker claims to physiological period of [failure]], a Courier in hunan at the time of delivery are minutes late, beaten by a woman, a man rushed out, then fierce trampling express chest, cause its soft tissue contusion, incontinence. Hitting the woman said it in a physiological period to overreact. His neighbors, not her husband! Dont know! tRVoBEd]

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