2017年8月15日星期二

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冷笑话精选:
    对小奶汪毫无抵抗力!!被萌出血了都[二哈]
tRCvhriN ​

[No resistance to small milk woof!!!!! Was bleeding from the embryonic [two ha] < br > tRCvhriN]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【姑娘学车被教练要求开房:不听安排让你挂[怒]】小刘姑娘反映,她在杭州天羽驾校报名学车。教练先是夸她像影视演员杨恭如,之后不光语言轻佻,教练竟直接上手[生病],对小刘多次袭胸,还提出开房要求。在小刘录下的语音中,教练甚至说,不听我安排我直接让你挂。tRsAo ​
[The girl student driver was the coach asked key dont listen to arrange let you hang [anger]] liu girl, her days in hangzhou feather driving school student driver. Coach got her like the film and television actor kristy Yang first, frivolous, not only language, coach directly to fit [ill] for liu attack chest many times, also puts forward key requirements. Under XiaoLiuLu voice, coach even said, dont listen to me I let you hang directly. tRsAo]

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南方都市报:
    【公安部证实:正在修订驾考标准,但网传细则并非真实】驾考改革后,驾照会更难考?倒车入库完成时间不能超过秒,侧方停车完成时间不能超过秒,一旦超出时间即判为不合格?南都记者今日向公安部交通管理局核实,科研所在修订驾考标准这一消息属实,但网传细则并非真实,最终细则将于近日公布。几...全文: m.weibo ​
[The ministry of public security confirmed being revised driving test standard, but net transfer rules are not real 】 after driving exam reform, drivers license will be more difficult to take an examination of? Backing storage completion time cant more than a second, lateral parking finish time cant more than a second, once beyond the time that is convicted of not qualified? SMW reporter to the ministry of public security traffic management bureau to verify today, scientific research is revised driving test standard this news is true, but net transfer rules it is not true, the final details will be announced recently. A few... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #直播汽车人#试驾比亚迪宋 EV(来自tRCvPdui)APP下载地址:tRqKYxu ​
[# # live autobots drive byd song EV (from tRCvPdui) APP download address tRqKYxu]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博汽车:
    #我与汽车的日常# 驾考新规今年月日起实施,倒车入库限时秒,难度升级!第一视角倒车入库教学↓↓↓,厉害了,新手也能轻松学会,建议马了!!!@头条新闻 tRFIfi ​
[Daily # # I and car driving test carry out since new rules on this (date) (month) (year), reversing warehousing period seconds, difficult to upgrade! The first perspective astern warehousing teaching left left, left, down much, beginners can learn easily, suggest the horse!!!! TRFIfi @ headlines]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#姑娘学车被教练要求开房:不听安排让你挂[怒]你怎么看?tRsAo ​
[# # girl student driver requirements by the coach key travel life dont listen to arrange let you hang [anger] what do you think? tRsAo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家国内谍照# 【搭载速自动变速箱 曝大迈X新车型谍照】日前,我们从相关渠道获得了一组大迈X新车型的谍照,根据我们获得的信息,这款车搭载了一款速自动变速箱。tRCvPWL ​
[# # every domestic spy 【 pick up speed automatic transmission had big Michael X new models photos 】 recently, we from the relevant channels to obtain a set of big X-ray photos of new models, according to the information we get, the car picked up speed automatic transmission. tRCvPWL]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    #平安卫士保平安#【消防员王震宇:危险时先救被困者】现任北京市朝阳区公安消防支队望京特勤中队指导员的王震宇,已经在自己的岗位上奋战了个春秋。这些年里,他早已形成了一种本能,那就是被困者与自己之间,把保护被困者放在首位。tRsyYKT via@千龙网 ​
[Eric wong # #, guard to protect peace [firefighters danger to save the trapped 】 the Beijing chaoyang district public security fire control team wangjing secret squadron instructor Eric wong, has been in his post on a spring and autumn period. Over the years, he has formed a kind of instinct, that is trapped between themselves, give top priority to protect the trapped persons. TRsyYKT via @ QianLongWang]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

中国银行信用卡:
    #中行信用卡#生活该如何做到“断、舍、离”
很多时候人容易囿于生活中的琐事,被各类家庭缴费、出行报销、就医挂号等琐事困扰,长城环球通爱家信用卡,享受e社区提供的e缴费、e健康、e出行,让你彻底放飞自我。[污]
tRDFRs ​

[# boc credit card # life how to do it broken, shed, from < br > when many people hear to life trivia, pay cost, travel expenses, medical registered by all kinds of family chores, such as the Great Wall is the global focus on credit card, enjoy e e community offer capture to expend, e health, e travel, let you release yourself completely. [pollution] < br > tRDFRs]

中国银行信用卡发卡周年!环球精彩,一卡尽享!刷中行信用卡,带你去环游!信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购!积分抢兑,不敢相信的礼品!官微游戏,点到手指抽筋!境外返现,海淘优惠,折扣点赞点赞点赞!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    中央戏精学院加戏专业本硕博连读
[The central institute of fine play and play professional people even to read]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    咋不说进屋一起观赏新买的夜光手表呢?[费解]
[Zha say in watching new luminous watches? [difficult]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子强拽女子进屋欲强奸?他自称想劫财!】日前,泉州一男租客敲王小姐的门,声称请她帮忙刷楼下门禁。王小姐刚一开门,男子便用力将王小姐往屋里猛推↓↓监控还记录下男子对镜头比中指↓↓视频被迅速传播人们纷纷指责男子色胆包天,而落网后他却这样“辩解”↓↓tRsFFBp ​
[The man into the house to drag woman rape? He said he wanted to rob money! Recently, quanzhou, a male tenant knocked at the door of miss wang, claimed that ask her to help brush entrance guard downstairs. Miss wang has just opened the door, the man was forced to miss wang to shove in house left left monitoring also recorded the man left the lens than middle finger left video was spreading rapidly day people have accused man desire for sex package, and was arrested, he was so apology left left tRsFFBp]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    想象一下:某天有个一脸急迫的小盆友,可怜兮兮央求你开辆共享单车让他骑回家,你会如何处理?你是坚持“未满周岁禁骑共享单车”拒绝,还是帮助他?#南都互动# tRszbEo
[Imagine this one day a face urgent kid, pathetic begging you open sharing bicycle let him ride home, how will you deal with? Are you adhere to the year ban on sharing bike refused, or help him? # # tRszbEo SMW interaction]

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优酷:
    #超级剧集镇魂街#每个花絮都是一出戏,全靠@汪东城 这个戏精,台上帅一分钟台下萌十年,超长拉风黄金羽绒服都在抢戏,但不得不说戏里戏外李轩辕小哥哥@JOEHO钊宏 跟曹将军都在“互相伤害”,什么叫不打你拍不了完美的镜头[阴险]花絮故事多,千万别错过,点我点我点我#酷剧场# tRskHX ​
[# # super series azraell street every trivia is a play, all by @ jiro This play fine, handsome one minute on the stage the audience of years, wind gold long down jacket in musical theatre, but had to play outside in the ShuiXi li yuan little brother @ JOEHO sports macros With general cao are hurting each other, what is not you is not the perfect pictures [insidious] more tidbits story, dont miss, I points I ordered I # # tRskHX cool theater]

新浪新闻客户端:
    岁的母亲想必还不会上网,“走红”对于她来说也不见得是件多开心的事儿。如果真有遗憾,还是用行动来弥补吧。
[Mother also dont get to the Internet, at the age of popular for her that is a how happy things. If there is regret, or to make up for it by action.]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑:
    【嫌疑人供述称:欲实施抢劫】@丰泽公安 通报,月日晚时许,犯罪嫌疑人辜某(男 岁 四川人)迫于警方循线追缉的强大压力,到丰泽公安分局投案,供述其于月日凌晨在丰泽前坂租房,通过骗取开门,对受害人王女士强行拉拽欲实施抢劫的犯罪事实。 tRsDOlw
[@ suspects confession said want to rob 】 【 okanagan valley public security bulletin, koo one month day at night, the suspect (at the age of man Sichuan) police followed the hunting under the strong pressure, the okanagan valley surrendered, the public security bureau of confession day sitting in front of the okanagan valley in the morning in the month rent, through to defraud the door, the victim wang forcibly pull for committing robbery criminal facts. tRsDOlw]

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新浪汽车:
    “哎,妖妖灵吗?” “啥事?” “没事,我就试试通不通……” “……”
[Ah, YaoYao spirit? What happened? Its okay, Ill try the impassability... ... ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【暖心还是扎心?泰国摄影师用P图带母亲旅行】泰国一摄影师因遗憾从未带岁的老母亲出国旅游,便将母亲的照片P进自己的出国游照中↓↓竟一下子走红了...所到之处包括巴黎、东京、水城威尼斯、南非开普敦...可以说是毫无ps痕迹↓↓你有被这些“神图”感动到吗[思考]tRsedGl ​
[The warm heart or heart? Thailand travel photographer with a P chart with mother 】 a photographer in Thailand because regret never bring - year - old mother to travel abroad, will be the mothers photo P into his outbound tourism as the left left down but all of a sudden fame... Everywhere including Paris, Tokyo, Venice, Cape Town, South Africa... Can say is no ps traces left left you have moved by these god to it [thinking] tRsedGl]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

一块去旅行:
    秘鲁盐田。 ​
[Yantian Peru. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

MIUI:
    #小米# 主题福利专场,超值嗨翻天!米粉狂欢,不止折!转发再加抽送一只小米手环!
[# # millet special subject of welfare, overflow hi! Rice noodles, more discount! Forward plus pumping a millet bracelet!]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

梁詠琪:
    國師的霸氣造型來了!😎😎😎@新浪娱乐《西游记女儿国》两位女神@梁詠琪 @刘涛tamia 上线!
[Buddhist forward modelling is coming! 😎😎😎@新浪娱乐《西游记女儿国》两位女神@梁咏琪 @刘涛tamia 上线!]

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edc陳冠希:
    成功感![笑而不语] ​
[Feeling of success! [smiling without a word]]

International nomad

一块去旅行:
    大…家…好…我…是…闪…电… tRsrcUk
[Big... Home... Good... I... Is that... Flash... Electricity... tRsrcUk]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

猫扑:
    但是打人的就他一个[拜拜]@戴圩 这样的单身狗据说有千万。
[Is he a [bynum] but beats the @ Dai Wei such single dog are said to do.]

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但斌:
    看着A股市场多倍市盈率,交易的热火朝天,已经成交多亿的某股票,有些感慨:A股依然是投机的天堂!江山易改本性难移! ​
[Looked at many times earnings, a-share market trading, clinch A deal has been more than A certain stock, some regrets A shares is still speculation of heaven! The leopard cannot change never good! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【岁女大学生为家庭减压误入传销溺亡:学校组织募捐】岁的湖南女大学生林华蓉,因一份据称月薪元的暑期工作,被校友骗入湖北传销组织。天后,林华蓉在一条河里溺亡,其父再见她时已是冰冷的遗体。警方称,林华蓉因“情绪激动跳入河中溺亡”,现已刑拘名犯罪嫌疑人。经南都调查,月日,林...全文: m.weibo ​
[The age of female college students for family relief MLM drowned contact school fundraising] at the age of female college students of hunan Lin Huarong, for a summer job allegedly yuan a month, by alumni into hubei pyramid selling organization. Days later, Lin Huarong drowned in the river, his father goodbye when she was a cold body. Lin Huarong police said, because of emotional jumped into the river drowned, has been detained the suspect. The SMW survey, June , Lin... The full text m. eibo]

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微博位置:
    谁的胆子大谁来玩!越南的一种桶船tRRFrL tRWJvx ​
[Who the boldness of who to play! Vietnams a bucket of ship tRRFrL tRWJvx]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【年已售空 迈凯伦S订单超辆】迈凯伦S车型是迈凯伦家族全新旗舰跑车,新车采用了全新的设计语言,并搭载了全新的.T涡轮增压发动机。售价为.万元起。而日前,我们从海外相关媒体获悉,迈凯伦S车型目前已经接到了全球超过台订单,这也就意味着以目前的产能来看,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every news [years has sold out McLaren S order super car 】 McLaren model S is McLaren family new flagship sports car, new car USES the brand-new design language, and carry the new. T turbocharged engine. Priced at ten thousand yuan. And a few days ago, we learned from overseas related media that McLaren has received more than the model S current Taiwan orders, this means that at the current capacity,... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    一个狗子带女朋友回家,套路铲屎官的故事!哈哈哈这是真·狗粮[允悲]
tRsBvcx ​

[A dog son girlfriend home, routines shovel excrement officers story! Ha, ha, ha, this is the true dog food, [allow sad] < br > tRsBvcx]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑女郎#最近有一位漂亮的俄罗斯姑娘在猫扑论坛上发帖,分享她的日常生活[可爱]最近还和朋友们一起去悬崖跳水了呢[太开心]她的中文说得还挺好,想跟她学俄语[憧憬][憧憬]tRsBar ​
[# # mop girl recently in a beautiful Russian girl mop Posting on BBS, to share her daily lifecute also recently went to the cliff diving with friends? [quite happy] are quite good at her Chinese said, wanted to talk to her [hope] [hope] tRsBar learn Russian]

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新浪汽车:
    说到“美式改装车”,没个“千匹马力”,您都不好意思跟人家打招呼!@李楠说道 #大V侃车# tRsBaO ​
[Converted to American, not a one thousand horsepower, are you embarrassed with somebody else say hello! # # @ misia said big V kan car tRsBaO]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【南京警方:火车站被猥亵女童为涉事男子养妹】日前,南京一男子在火车站把女孩抱坐在自己大腿上,伸手到小女孩裙子里摸索的视频引发众怒↓↓据@南京铁路公安处南京南所 ,嫌疑人段某已被刑拘,与其同行的两名成年人为段某父母,女童为段某父母的养女。案件仍在调查中↓↓tRsQzS ​
[【 nanjing police station was obscene girls as the involved man keep younger sister 】 recently, nanjing, a man held the girl sat on her lap at the train station, stretched out his hand to the little girl dress grope for the video of widespread outrage left left as @ nanjing railway public security office of south, suspect film clip has been detained, with its counterparts for film clip two adults in their parents, as the film clip the parents sons and daughters of the girls. The case is still under investigation left left tRsQzS down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    铭记历史@大神说@Rainbow丫eon_KojimaYuko:这部有关中国慰安妇的纪录片希望更多人看到。@木有鱼丸被占用了历史不能被篡改!不会被遗忘!🙏
[Remember the history @ great god say @ Rainbow ya eon_KojimaYuko the documentary on Chinese women want more people to see. @ no fish balls were occupied history cannot be tampered with! Will not be forgotten! 🙏]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    教练佯装老司机,结果翻车了。。[摊手]
[The coach pretended old driver, as a result of the rollover.. [stand hand]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑:
    【小情侣路上莫名被打 因为单身狗羡慕嫉妒恨[doge]】前几天凌晨,小王带女友吃完夜宵,回家路上两人动作亲昵。突然,一陌生小伙冲出,抡着棍子上来就把小王打了一顿。据了解,小伙岁,单身,酒后在车上休息,见小王二人亲昵,心生嫉妒,就过去把小王揍了一顿(黄金眼)tRFzNN ​
[The young couple strange to play on the road Because single dog envy envy hate [doge]] in the morning a few days ago, wang with his girlfriend after eating food taken late at night, on the way home two action intimacy. All of a sudden, a strange man rushed out, come up to beat wang lun that stick. It is understood that guy, single, drink and rest in the car, see wang intimacy, jealous, just past the wang beat tRFzNN (golden eyes)]

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