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刘诗诗：
天上的星星参北斗啊[笑而不语]@William威廉陈伟霆 tRmbaY
[The stars in the sky and beidou ah [smiling without a word] @ William William William tRmbaY]

我是懒人。。。+懒人出没。。。。。。！！！

SEUNGRI胜利-YG：
我为什么这么认真[熊猫][心][泪]
[Why am I so serious [pandas] [heart] [] of tears]

For Chinese 🇨🇳 Vip Fans !!!

侯明昊Neo：
就这么跟我一直下去吧[心]
[So has been down with me [heart]]

工作联络：hmhworks@ 独家微博授权合作媒体：大眼娱乐 online@bigeyegroup

王尼玛：
闯红灯时播放刹车声，并拍下惊恐的表情后直接投放出来，提醒人们不要用生命去进行冒险！tRmWIV
[Through a red light when the brakes, and photographed horrified expression after dropping out directly, to remind people not to use life to adventure! tRmWIV]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

微博搞笑排行榜：
全世界只有我一个人觉得鸡皮好吃吧！！！有没有一款吃的，别人都讨厌，你偏偏喜欢？？ [允悲][允悲]
[The world only I a person feel goose delicious!!!!!!!!! Have a eat, the other people all hate, you why love?? [allow sad] [allow sad]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦：
让人豁然开朗的个问题和走心答案
[Let a person be suddenly enlightened question and answer]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

央视新闻：
【地铁上初一学生跪地分钟清污渍这段视频有点暖[心]】近日，江苏@无锡地铁上，初中生金子添不慎弄撒手中饭团，于是自行跪在地上，用纸巾一遍遍擦拭地上的污渍。一位乘客怕碰到孩子往回收了一下脚，他也不忘道谢。对此，网友纷纷点赞，小金却说，这事非常普通，不值得声张。你愿为他点赞吗？
[【 students kneel ground minutes at the beginning of the qing stain on the subway This period of video is a bit warm [heart]] recently, @ wuxi in jiangsu province on the subway, junior middle school students of gold added accidentally get rice in, and knelt on the ground, with a paper towel and wipe the stains on the ground. A passenger afraid of touching the children to recycle a waste, he also dont forget to say thank you. To this, netizens have thumb up, jin said, it is very common, is not worth a secret. Do you wish for his thumb up? ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

张杰：
神秘女子小兔上头条笑惨了，神秘中年男子凯哥没有上头条不开心[挖鼻]后天巡演南宁站见吧！
[Mysterious woman headlines on rabbit laughed miserable, middle-aged man kay elder brother didnt headlines not happy [dig nose] tour nanning station the day after tomorrow see! ]

工作请联络邮箱：jasonstudio@outlook

微影帝：
张雪峰老师参加节目舌战群儒，怼遍节目主持人！这回答说的简直太好了，必须鼓掌！[good] tRNR
[Zhang Xuefeng teacher to show debate QunRu Dui show host again! Its great for the replied, have to clap! [good] tRNR]

微视频人气博主

张馨予：
水漫金山
[Water manjin hill]

你还是那个张猫猫

蔡依林：
哈哈大笑
[laughed]

人民日报：
【自制孜然五香土豆！】香香辣辣，外皮脆脆的里面却超软糯！简单好做，比外面的薯条健康许多！在家也能自制健康烧烤啦~（大胃爱丽丝）
[The homemade cumin spiced potatoes! Sweet sweet spicy hot skin, crunchy, super soft waxy inside! Is simple good, than the fries outside many health! In the home also can make healthy barbecue ~ (large stomach Alice)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

陳妍希michelle：
完了完了完了！等下就是我們來了#陈妍希我们来了# 的發佈會，先給你們看一下我發燒成面包超人的樣子[允悲]，看了是不是很餓[豬頭][豬頭][豬頭]@我们来了
[Over over over! Wait is our # # sorry we come, give you see I have a fever to look like bread supermanallow sad, to see if the hungry pig head [] [head] [head] @ here we come]

我只想要做夢經紀人小子：電話+ email kidhsu@qq

同道大叔：
你别说你别说你别说你别说话，
我不听我不听我不听我就不听。
金牛：犟不死你算我输。
[You dont say you dont say you dont say you dont talk, I dont listen to I dont listen to me I will not listen to them. Taurus stubborn undead I lose you. ]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

局座召忠：
中印边境对峙持续一个多月了，昨天外交部发布长文阐述了政府严正立场，《解放军报》发表评论表达了军方决心和意志，根据本人研究年中印自卫反击战+年中苏珍宝岛自卫反击战+年西沙自卫反击战的经验体会，感觉中国快要清场了。先礼后兵，忍辱负重，中国给足了印度面子，前前后后折腾一个多月
[Sino-indian border standoff continued for more than a month, yesterday the ministry of foreign affairs issued a long expounds governments solemn position, the peoples liberation army newspaper comment expressed the determination and will, according to my research in China and India mainly + years sino-soviet treasured island mainly xisha + years mainly experiences, feel China is going to clear. Enemy, humiliation, the Chinese give enough India face, back and forth for more than a month]

元气少女惠Rachel：
来来来排球英语小教学了虽然不是官方词语但是是场上比较口语常用的哦看出我的小伙伴要介绍的是什么了吗[坏笑][坏笑][坏笑]昨天的现场燃爆了对不对小伙伴们棒棒哒明天继续high起来[太开心][太开心][太开心]（ps：回到宿舍为啥我手机里会有两个不明人物的自拍[挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻]）
[Come to the volleyball teaching English small Although not an official words But on the more commonly used oral oh see what my friend to introduce a [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] yesterday the bums and the right friends stick da tomorrow continue to high [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]. (ps back to the dormitory Why my mobile phone will have two unidentified people take [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose])]

联系邮箱：HRQ_RACHEL@.COM 天将降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志，劳其筋骨，饿其体肤，空乏其身，行拂乱其所为，所以动心忍性，曾益其所不能。

Happy张江：
吃一口就不放的——#泰式酸辣鸡爪#，好吃到流泪美味到飞起，吃货get[色]
[Have a bite is not right - # # Thai spicy chicken feet, good to tears delicious to fly up, swathes of the get [color]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

回忆专用小马甲：
跟妞胖一起聚精会神的看端午舔屁股，端午发现后马上转过去了，不给看：你俩能不能成熟点
[With girl fat concentration watch dragon boat lick ass, dragon boat found immediately after turn over, not to see can you two mature point]

《愿无岁月可回头》

冷笑话精选：
一个成年人必备的自我修养……[摊手]
[An adult for self-improvement... [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

德卡先生的信箱：
“年纪轻轻，当下所谓的梦想就是见一面心上人。”
[At a young age, the so-called dream is to meet the girl. ]

𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人

神店通缉令：
有点细思极恐的感觉......
[The feeling of a bit and consider very afraid... ]

（合作qq：）微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

我的朋友是个呆B：
主人正在自拍时，自家猫经过，一时兴起给猫上滤镜拍了个照，然后感觉发现了新世界。为什么可以这么可爱？！[太开心](insrelmxx)
[Master was autodyne, his cat, on a whim to filter a photograph on the cat, and then feel discovered the new world. Why can be so cute? ! [quite happy] (insrelmxx)]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

英国报姐：
“ 什么事情我们自己没有意识到，但其实挺招人烦的？” Reddit网友们踊跃地分享了自己的一些经历。说是没有意识到，但其实大家还都是非常在意别人感受的嘛~
[What we dont realize on your own, but really skanky? Reddit netizens enthusiastically to share some of his own experience. Dont realize, but everyone is also very care about others feelings ~]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
刚养猫的时候：
给猫看病要？
猫随便养养得了，吃什么零食啊！
猫厕所多？搜一下有没有更便宜的。
猫抓板不就是硬纸壳吗？给它个快递箱子去抓吧，干嘛花那个钱去买。
现在：
猫粮一定要进口的。
不知道几种进口零食白居易爱吃什么呢？
出新玩具了，买！
猫也应该有自己专用的沐浴露啊！买！
只
[Just a cat to see the cat want? just of cats have come, what to eat snacks! the cat toilet? Search any cheaper. cat scratch board is not YingZhiKe? Give it a express box to catch it, why spend the money to buy. now cat food must be imported. Several imported snack bai juyi love I dont know what to eat? new toys, buy! the cat should also have their own special shower gel! To buy! only]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

微博电影：
白夜夫妇@刘亦菲 @杨洋icon 在电影#三生三世十里桃花[电影]# 首映发布会合体尬舞！配合不要太默契！[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]tRpTPx一起为浅浅夜华爆灯！！tRKkWVNg
[Yang Yang, a white night couple @ l @ icon in the movie # junior iii miles peach [film] # premiere conference fit full dance! Cooperate with not too tacit understanding! [hope] [hope] [hope] tRpTPx dine together for shallow night China!! tRKkWVNg]

这个世界呢，那么现实，只有看电影才能在美梦与噩梦里越走越远，在微博陪你看电影！

财经网：
【郑州尬舞天团再出江湖，大叔PK杀马特[污]】月日，河南省郑州市二七区，人民公园北边的金水河畔，被“逐出”公园的尴舞天团强势回归，场面异常火爆。大叔与杀马特号杀马特号小伙现场激情尬舞，市民们把他们围得里三层外三层。tRiLlG @梨视频
[[zhengzhou full day dance regiment again out of the rivers lake, uncle PK kill matt [pollution]] month day, erqi district, zhengzhou city, in henan province jinshui river, north of the peoples park was out of park taking dance day back, scene. Uncle and kill kill matt, matt on small site passion full dance, the citizens in the enclosed as they three outer layer. TRiLlG @ pear video]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

神奇的吐槽君：
“婚后X生活一天几次才不算纵欲过度啊？”
[X life several times a day after marriage not only sex? ]

北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】

我与贱客的日常：
生了孩子后的正确用法，哈哈哈摄影师要从小培养起！[doge][并不简单] tRmHPV
[After the child the proper use of, ha ha ha the photographer should be fostered up! [doge] [] are not simple tRmHPV]

各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

全球健身中心：
睡前五分钟一个月练出马甲线 ~马！
[Five minutes before sleep Build a month ma jia line ~! ]

最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

萌宠集中营：
一群小哈士奇组成的合唱团，二哈表示很难教...[二哈][允悲]tRnY
[The choir composed of a group of huskies, two says it is difficult to teach... [two ha] [allow sad] tRnY]

每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。