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幽默搞笑视频榜：
看着胃口好的北鼻吃饭感觉自己都饿了，小宝贝太萌了 [心] tRiDBj
[See appetite good baby food and felt hungry, baby too MOE tRiDBj [heart]]

幽默搞笑视频榜每天为你提供最最搞视频

chaiwofong：
剛自己經過一家特酷的路邊攤。心想一定要素顏睡褲吃才更有感覺然後鈺鈺和爽爽就來陪我了好滿足 🤤
[Just after a roadside stall, cool themselves. Thought certain elements yan pajamas eating more feeling Then YuYuHeShuangShuangJiuLaiPeiWoLe HaoManZu 🤤 ]

方齐禾Catmoon：httpscatmoon.taobao

微天下：
【科学家成功在人类胚胎中修正致病基因突变】日前，一个国际团队的科学家们获得一项重大科研突破，研究人员利用一种基因编辑工具，成功地修正了人类胚胎中的一种与遗传性心脏病有关的致病基因突变，以防止基因突变传给后代。详情：tRaVZF
[[scientists successfully modified disease-causing gene mutations in human embryonic 】 a few days ago, a team of international scientists to gain a major scientific breakthrough, the researchers used a gene editing tool, successfully revised in human embryos, a disease-causing gene mutations associated with genetic heart disease, in order to prevent genetic mutations passed on to offspring. Details tRaVZF]

全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台，新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信，或发邮件至microworlds@sina

健康-生活小常识：
【奔四族最该吃的养生食物】①杏仁：降低心脏病的风险；②薏仁：降低胆固醇；③黑芝麻：防止血管硬化；④黄豆：降低胆固醇；⑤菠菜：预防心血管疾病；⑥木耳：抗凝血；⑦海带：预防血管阻塞；⑧芹菜：降血压；⑨玉米：稳定血压。
[The running of the four most should eat healthy food 】 () almond reduce the risk of heart disease; () yi lower cholesterol; () black sesame seed, prevent hardening of the arteries; () soybean lower cholesterol; () spinach prevent cardiovascular disease; . Black fungus anticoagulant; All landowners kelp prevention of vascular obstruction; Today celery blood pressure; Pet-name ruby corn stabilize blood pressure. ]

@健康-生活小常识喜爱健康知识的亲们，欢迎【✚加关注】QQ ◕‿◕ 欢迎QQ或私信垂询！微店铺：康乐医佳专营店

一支上上签：
幸运的人会看到这条微博，并且得到好运
[Lucky people will see this message, and good luck]

是你的一支上上签

北美吐槽君：
“跟美国人说话的时候一直微笑会让人觉得很奇怪吗？”
[When you talk to americans always smile makes people feel strange? ]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

每天教你学做菜：
日本东京一家餐馆的非常蓬松的煎蛋饼，看着有点好吃，我的口水[馋嘴]tRqJmFx
[A restaurant in Tokyo, Japans very fleeciness omelette, watching a little good, my saliva tRqJmFx [available]]

爱美食，爱生活，分享美食作法，分享美食资讯.合作qq

全球幽默趣事：
哈哈哈哈呵呵哈哈哈全国胸最小的省[笑cry]#搞笑#
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the chest the smallest province [laugh cry] # # funny]

请自觉【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”搜索公众VX：一起变幽默(youmosss)

毛不易：
制作签名照的过程实录。@Leo_钟易轩 @廖俊涛是包子tRaIPOZ（使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！）
[Process signature according to the transcript. @ Leo_ clock Yi Xuan @ Liao Juntao is the steamed stuffed bun tRaIPOZ (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]

大连天气饭：
这是自年月日以来市区下的最大的一场雨，请记住今晚
[This is the biggest since (date) (month) (year) under the city a rain, please remember tonight]

喜欢摄影的大连气象爱好者，看图说话(重点关注市区降水信息)，一切天气信息仅供内部交流使用，不具备任何官方性质，观点与气象台无关。请多多指教。

一句正能量的话：
年轻的我们心脏都是比较小的。一点苦难放进去，都显得大。长大了的人，心脏就变大了。即使更大的悲伤装进去，也照样可以冷漠的离开，平静的遗忘。所以忍耐吧。有天我们的心脏会长得比悲伤大。
[Young we heart is relatively small. A little suffering in, appear larger. People grow up, the heart becomes large. Even bigger pack sadness, also can indifferent to leave, quiet forget. So patience. One day our hearts will grow bigger than sadness. ]

每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

痒气美少女：
科普下，百鬼夜行是哪百鬼[doge]
[Science, which is a ghost nocturnal ghost [doge]]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

江宁婆婆：
楼下有个sb大半夜的“嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷”的鬼叫个不停，我正要开窗吼两句就听到他终于不“嗷”了取而代之是声嘶力竭的喊了一句“我踩到屎了！！！”。。。好吧，也是可怜人。。。
[Downstairs there is a sb gets whoa whoa whoa whoa ghost called, I was just about to open a window shouted two sentences cant hear him finally CRRR instead is screamed at the top of shout I step on shit!!! ... Well, is also a poor man... ]

婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。也可关注微信号：jnpopo

丁尼尼：
等风也等你🐝
[等风也等你🐝 ]

微信Nn

LuSparkle_鹿晗个站：
#鹿晗# INS更新！！！我的天呐呐呐啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊更睡不着了(Ｔ▽Ｔ)
[# # Lu Han INS update!!!!!! My god shout shout sigh agghh agghh agghh ahhh more awake del T (T)]

「LuHan Fansite」lusparkle.lofter

新浪财经：
【特朗普酝酿制裁中国？有个西方国家被吓坏了】“特朗普要和中国开打贸易战了吗？”今天，美媒传来这样一则消息，引发了国际舆论“震荡”。不过这事儿美国人觉得不太靠谱：想和中国打贸易战，华盛顿“火力有限”。而意外的是，有一个国家听到消息尤为害怕，它就是澳大利亚。tRXsCVY
[【 trump brewing sanctions against China? Theres a western countrys terrified 】 trump to start a trade war with China? Today, the United States media spread this news, sparked international opinion shocks. But americans feel it doesnt depend on spectrum want to play and China trade war, fire in Washington. And the surprise is that there is a country is afraid to hear the news, it is in Australia. tRXsCVY]

新浪财经提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价,覆盖股票、债券、基金、期货、信托、理财、管理等多种面向个人和企业的服务。

高璨_：
大概是星卷云涌吧

歌德就噗通一下
把心扔进了内卡河
[Probably is star cirrus chung Goethe burst once threw the heart into the neckar]

年出生。岁发表作品，岁出版作品集，目前已出版诗集散文集十九部。

泡芙小姐-Dan：
七宝生下来七斤八两，饭量也比一般宝宝饭量大，平均一个半小时就要喂一次，还在月子里的我已经感觉腰酸背痛了，女人仿佛在孩子生下来那一刻就学会了怎么做妈妈，而男人永远是后知后觉，每次七宝哼哼两声我就醒了，江先生永远都是等到啼哭之后才有感觉，所以说女性天性使然一点不假
[Shippo born seven pounds. Two, appetite also than the average baby appetite is big, fed the average one and a half hours, still I already feel backache backache, in confined woman as if the child born that moment is learned how to do, mom, and a man is always in hindsight, qibao hum the sound two at a time I woke up, Mr Jiang is always wait until after the crying to feel, so women nature not fake]

准麻麻一枚❤️🙉爱好一切美好事物，专注正品美瞳❤️✨

每日一道拿手菜：
部队食堂简直就是强迫症的天堂!!!
[Forces the dining room is the heaven of obsessive-compulsive disorder!!!!!! ]

最全的拿手菜，吃货必备.广告合作：QQ

一个独流的姑娘：
日常🙈
[日常🙈 ]

🤘🏻来关注ins dreamsyxx_ 🤘🏻

陈破牙：
面条能不能吃
[Can you eat noodles]

原：陈窖窖

月挂疏桐de微博：
Another One
[另一个]

行走字里行间，体会风云变幻

王国春：
不用羨慕別人，在岁月中的跋涉，我不屑与任何一个人去争。爱我的，不用争。不爱的，争来也没用。
[Dont envy other people, in the years, I despise with any one to struggle. Love me, dont need to fight. Dont love, to also useless. ]

网络昵称：喜鹊。上善若水、厚德载物、天道酬勤，做真实的自己！

aNnnwx_：
每天每天就是煎熬，总是不停的为难自己，一直想不通。
讨厌自己老是追求完美，要是对自己标准低也不会这么烦了吧。
从毕业到现在，所有都不是我想要的。
回到上年这时候我也不会这么选择了。
如果可以再往前，很想重上一遍高中，哪里还有这么多烦心事。
每天都在为自己的选择后悔
最近一直都很负能量
[Every day is a day, always hard on yourself, always think impassability. I hate oneself always striving for perfection, if low standard to oneself also wont bother. from graduation to now, everything is not what I want. to return to the previous year at this time I wont be such a choice. if you can go on and on very want to again high school, where there is so much trouble. every day for their own choice regret recently has been very negative energy]

🕑🕐🕔 生活状态基本只发好友圈

搞笑E时代：
狼行千里吃肉，馬行千里吃草，活鱼逆流而上，死魚随波逐流。有这么一句话我非常欣赏：“ 真的很累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的！苦-才是人生，累-才是工作，变-才是命运，忍-才是历练，做-才是拥有！如果，感到此时的自己很辛苦，告诉自己：容易走的都是下坡路，坚持住，因为你正在走上坡路！
[The Wolf line thousands of miles to eat meat, horse eat grass, live fish upstream, dead fish go with the flow. There so I appreciate a word really tired? Tired right, comfortable is for the dead! Bitter - is the life, be tired - work, change - is the fate, endure - is the experience, do - is has! If you, feel oneself very hard at this time, telling myself easy to walk is on the way down, hold on, because you are out of difficulty!]

搞笑E时代！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！

梨泊：
The Fates ~ Friedrich Paul Thumann -
[命运~弗里德里希·保罗主席-]

Alles ist so gewesen. Nichts war genau so

劫疤：
死心
[who]

你是很迷人，但我得回家。

桥头人要不要加V：
看看哪些国家最恨中国，第一名到第三名分别是：越南、日本、韩国…
是老百姓，不是政府哦~
所以，别扯什么“民间友好”，民众的敌视是国家间敌对的土壤和基础！
分享图片
[See which country hate China, first to the third place respectively is Vietnam, Japan, South Korea... are ordinary people, not the government oh ~ so, dont pull friendly, what is public hostility between countries hostile soil and foundation! share photos]

不与脑残粪青议政经，不与文盲史盲谈文史，不与网络暴民争是非……理性论事，多积小善

DUDU碎碎念：
整理文档到现在还没搞完一半呢[哈欠][哈欠][哈欠]有种停不下来的感觉…明天继续加油[太开心][太开心][太开心]
[Document filing has yet to make the half? [yawn] [yawn] [yawn] have a kind of cant stop feeling... Tomorrow continue to refuel [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]

因为懂得~所以慈悲~

陈思进：
【重磅！北京拟推共有产权低价住房】据北京住建委网站消息，近日北京多部门发布《北京市共有产权住房管理暂行办法》征求意见，意见稿明确房源优先配售给项目所在区户籍和在项目所在区工作的本市其他区户籍无房家庭，以及符合本市住房限购条件的、在项目所在区稳定工作的非本市户籍无房家庭，其中重要亮
[【 blockbuster! Beijing plans to push the co-ownership low-cost housing), according to Beijing urban commission website recently Beijing department released the Beijing a total of housing property management interim measures for advice and comments for clear housing priority placement to project district household register and work in the project area of the citys other area of census register family, no room, and if it meets the requirements of the municipal housing purchase, in the project area stable work of census register family, no room in the city some important light]

某国际金融财团风险管理部资深顾问，央视大型纪录片《华尔街》顾问，曾任瑞信证券部助理副总裁、美银证券公司副总裁，多家媒体专栏作家