是我了
[Is me]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：没毛病[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Nothing wrong with [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
顶尖设计：一个单身的插画师 by Yaoyao Ma Van As
[A single illustrator by Yaoyao Ma Van As]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 面对爷爷的临别嘱托“莫为众生，为自己而活”，公孙丽@Dear-迪丽热巴 泣不成声，荆轲@刘畅 又会如何担起公孙羽“保护丽儿”的重任呢？ [费解]tRFMRxf
[# # warlords beauty bright moon in the face of grandpas parting entrust mo for all living, live for yourself, GongSunLi @ Dear - Dillon hot sobbing, jing ke @ liu chang How about shouldering GongSunYu task to protect her son? [difficult] tRFMRxf]
猫扑：#猫扑夜话# 不被父母看好的婚姻真的不会幸福么？
[# # mop night not be valued by parents marriage wont be really happy? ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#你开车最喜欢听的歌是_________
[# #.so topic you drive the most like to listen to the song is _______]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：@wu茅台股价和京沪深的房价一样，遭某些同胞痛恨[允悲]@彩贝财经块钱的时候，还有人骂，这会儿都跑哪去了。。
[@ wu maotai shares and jinghu deep house prices, by some people hate [allow sad] @ color bei yuan of finance and economics, others scold, where. At the moment.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@yingying-駿馬茅台永远不缺茅黑[允悲][哈哈]@中欧苹果都不敢说了吧[嘻嘻]茅台用表现打他们的脸[哈哈]@吴小朋同学看了下但总微博评论，茅黑全都不见了[哈哈]。@中欧苹果[赞]@但斌[心][鲜花][赞]@北宇星珩：感谢但总，这些年的坚持和鼓励！[鲜花]
[@ yingying - steed maotai is never short of MAO blackallow sadha ha @ china-eu apple all dare not to say (hee hee) maotai beat their faces with performanceha ha @ Wu Xiaopeng classmates saw total weibo comments, but under MAO black all gone (ha ha). @ china-eu apple [who] @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [who] @ north yu xing plovers thank you but, over the years insist and encouragement! [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[心][鲜花][干杯][作揖]@fone_fone果然是阿牛哥。年化收益率约%。@老曾阿牛还会诞生、、、，我预计到年会见…[允悲][允悲][挤眼][挤眼][加油][加油]
[[heart] [flowers] [drink] [bowing] @ fone_fone pig brother did. The annualized yield about %. @ old will have pig was born,,,,, I expect to meet... [allow sad] [allow sad] [eye] [eye] [go] [go]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：失恋了走不出来，多半是因为新欢状态不够好！快来一罐雀巢咖啡，它都更新包装了，你还沉溺在过去无法自拔？浓郁醇厚丝滑入口，这样的状态才对味。快来跟咖啡一起测试，对的人正在不远处，你准备好了吗？#保持最佳状态到散场# tRFxRiU
[More often than not brokenhearted walk not to come out, because new state is not good enough! Come and a can of nestle coffee, it update package, you still indulge in the past cannot extricate oneself? With rich silky entrance, this state is right. Quick to test with coffee, for people are not far away, are you ready? # keep the best state to press # tRFxRiU]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#【巫力回溯】衣袂飘飘，舞姿妙曼[舔屏]一曲古典舞“仙力”满格！分分钟震惊“四座”成功施展计谋，就像是画中走出来的女子，我诗不愧是科班出身，美得不要不要的，坐等更新的日子，要好好回味~[馋嘴]@刘诗诗 #刘诗诗醉玲珑# tRFxRiO
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite clothing WuLi back 】 【 waitresses, dance beautiful [] lick screen a rendition of classical dance fairy force full! Points minutes shocked four new successfully employ cunning, like a woman come out in the picture, my poetry not the kui is trained, dont dont of, beautiful wait for the day of update, take good aftertaste ~ [available] # @ # Cecilia liu Cecilia liu drunk and exquisite tRFxRiO]
但斌：@曲阜王老吉都怀疑人生去了[加油][加油][加油]@吴小朋同学看了下但总微博评论，茅黑全都不见了[哈哈]。@中欧苹果[赞]@但斌[心][鲜花][赞]@北宇星珩：感谢但总，这些年的坚持和鼓励！[鲜花]
[@ qufu wang ji to doubt life [go] [go] [oil] @ Wu Xiaopeng classmates saw total weibo comments, but under MAO black all gone (ha ha). @ china-eu apple [who] @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [who] @ north yu xing plovers thank you but, over the years insist and encouragement! [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[作揖][干杯][鲜花][心][鲜花][鲜花]@羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@superkoma又有多少人，多买了茅台，却拿不住到现在@superkoma成了一种信仰。@羊总之花菜炒蟹#厉害了我的大茅台# 贵州茅台，成为中国股市首支，历史性意义重大；价值投资者的标杆旗帜导向作用将千古流芳！
[Drink [bowing] [] [flowers] [heart] [flowers] [flowers] @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab reply @ superkoma and how many people, buy the maotai, but can not get to now @ superkoma became a religion. @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab # # much my big maotai in guizhou maotai, became the first of Chinas stock market, historic significance; Value investors benchmarking banner guiding role will be incorruptible!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[心][作揖][鲜花][干杯][鲜花][鲜花]@我是罗一岁恭喜但斌先生的东方新港湾基金，能带客户赚钱的基金经理人才是好经理人。[哈哈] tRkIaz
[[heart] [bowing] [flowers] [drink] [flowers] [flowers] @ I was one year old congratulations to Mr Lins east new harbor fund, a fund manager take the customer to make money is a good manager. (ha ha) tRkIaz]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[鲜花][干杯]@在路上-李价值@milandini桑 其实我想说，后面会越来越快，两个涨停就到了@老曾阿牛还会诞生、、、，我预计到年会见…[允悲][允悲][挤眼][挤眼][加油][加油]
[[a flower] [drink] @ @ milandini sang lee value on the road In fact, I want to say, later will be more and more fast, two to @ old had pig will harden was born,,,,, I expect to meet... [allow sad] [allow sad] [eye] [eye] [go] [go]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@我的未來不是夢谢你自己[鲜花][心]你更出色[作揖]@我的未來不是夢我跟着但总@但斌 多拿到现在。感谢但总
[Reply @ my future is not just a dream thank you [flowers] [heart] better [bowing] you @ my future is not just a dream I followed but always @ but bin now. Thank you but always]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@用户：长跑既能锻炼锻炼身体又能锤炼意志。我跑四百米都是问题。人的身体构造 意志理想因人而异 我从未觉得伟大的事情和我有关平凡 平实是我认为自己最好的归宿。所以但总和您的朋友 你们用微博 慢跑 持有长线绩优股来呈现纪念你们的人生足迹。而我只是活在当下 过好每一天 已是非常幸运
[@ users long distance can exercise the body, as well as exercising the will. I run four hundred meters are all problems. The human body ideal structure will vary from person to person I never feel great things and me about ordinary plain is the best end-result I think of myself. So but the sum of your friend you use weibo jogging hold long blue chips to render the memory of your life. And I just have a good living in the moment every day already is very lucky]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
MIUI：年月日，小米第一款支持NFC的手机诞生；年月日，小米手机第一次可以刷公交卡……发展至今，小米现拥有款可以刷公交卡的手机，目前已支持个地区。来看小米公交发展历程↓
转发微博，抽送 辆小米米家电动滑板车。
[(date) (month) (year), millet () support NFC mobile phones was born; (date) (month) (year), millet mobile phone for the first time can bus CARDS... Development so far, the millet have mobile phone can bus CARDS, now has support. See millet development bus left < br > < br > forwarding microblogging, pumping millet rice home electric skateboards car. ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁男孩出门倒垃圾 扔掉“万”[允悲]】父母嫌钱包带身上不方便，因此将钱包和衣服一起混装在一袋子里。岁的儿子出门丢垃圾时，以为是废旧物品，顺手带出门扔进小区垃圾车里了。父母称，钱包里不仅有十张银行卡、十几张大额购物卡、票据等物，总价值八十余万元↓↓tRFfgvo
[The boy go out rubbish away than [allow sad]] parents too wallet take the body is not convenient, so with the wallet and clothes mixed together in a bag. Old son go out to throw rubbish, thought it was used materials, conveniently take out threw it on the plot in the garbage truck. Parents said the wallet not only have ten CARDS, more than a dozen large thing such as gift CARDS, bills, left left tRFfgvo totaling more than eighty eighty yuan]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：发表了博文《人工智能明星公司英伟达的兴衰史
----AI小哥》tRFfNFh
[Published a post of the artificial intelligence star company nvidia and fall < br > - AI little brother tRFfNFh]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《人工智能明星公司英伟达的兴衰史
----AI小哥》tRFfNw
[Published a post of the artificial intelligence star company nvidia and fall < br > - AI little brother tRFfNw]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：吸吸吸[喵喵]@郭斯特：小仙女本人无误了！
[Absorption breath [meow] @ Guo Si fairy I correct!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 开播盛典全程回顾→tRFdB 丽姬嬴政这波爆料厉害了~ @Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin 大家有没有在看剧ing？优酷黄金会员每周日至周二点抢先看集，每周一至周三点免费更新集，正在热播中…
[# # warlords beauty bright moon premiere ceremony full review - the wave tRFdB li ji ying zheng revealed much ~ @ Dear - Dillon hot ba ing @ bin-bin zhang Vin did everybody in the play? Youku gold members every Sunday to Tuesday point first sets, free updates every Monday to Wednesday point set, is being hit... ]
优酷：注意啦！@杨洋icon 在节目#大片起来嗨#中亲笔写下“为爱被雷劈”，羊毛们，让优酷君看到你们的双手[太开心]
[Pay attention! Yang Yang, a @ icon in the program # large up hi # written be serviceable for love, the wool, saw your hands make youku jun [quite happy]]
小野妹子学吐槽：一个字：滚
[A word roll]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：发表了博文《Google+Glass强势回归的背后
----郭宝婷》tRFaML
[Published a blog Google + Glass behind a strong return < br > - Guo Baoting tRFaML]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#夜福利# 亲民实用 一汽 骏派D
[# # night welfare populist practical faw jun group D]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：荷兰动画短片《死神和鹿》，画面唯美，温暖又悲伤，原来即使是死神也会寂寞。 tRDH
[Holland animation short film death and the deer, the picture only beautiful, warm and sad, even the god of death will be lonely. tRDH]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
猫扑：没想到吧 tRkClYf
[I didnt think tRkClYf]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
知乎：#知乎放映室# 「从 年《这时对那时错》因戏生情，到 年初柏林电影节《独自在海边的夜晚》让金敏喜出镜做自我辩护，直至今年 月底亮相戛纳的这部黑白片《之后》，洪尚秀用他的『出轨三部曲』彻底完成了中年文艺男人情感困境的自我剖白。」👉tRFqcW
[# zhihu projection booth # from the year at this time to was wrong because of love, play to the Berlin film festival earlier this year alone in the night of the sea that goodbye solo mirror self defense, and that until the end of this year, the black and white after at cannes, hong sang-soo thoroughly with his derailed trilogy completed a middle-aged man of literature and art emotion trouble self-americans. 👉tRFqcW ]
发现更大的世界
冷笑话精选：你们姓氏里，最出名的人是谁？
[Your last name, who is one of the most famous? ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#电视剧盲约#开播倒计时天，“暖宝宝”夏天@蒋欣 的追爱之旅马上就要开始了！还PO出自己的“征文启事”。“一心人”究竟在哪里？月日优酷全网首播，让我们一起帮夏天相亲！[笑而不语]
[# # TV blind date starts the countdown days, baby warm summer @ rulu chasing love journey is about to begin! Also the PO out their own essay sign . Where is the one person? Date of youku tech-oriented premiere, let us together for the summer on a blind date! [smiling without a word]]
东方航空：今天是绿色情人节，环保过节，不送礼物只送心意，一人一句说出你对某人的心意[笑而不语]你们说着，我先去吃碗狗粮填补下空荡荡的心…
[Valentines day, today is a green environmental protection, not only send gifts of mind, a person a speak your heart to someonesmiling without a word you say, I go first to eat a bowl of dog food to fill the empty heart... ]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 高能预警！霸气嬴政@张彬彬Vin #张彬彬# 上线！杀伐决断，气震寰宇！[酷] tRFGFf
[# # warlords beauty bright moon high energy warning! Domineering ying zheng @ bin-bin zhang Vin # # bin-bin zhang on-line! War, gas shock glory! [cool] tRFGFf]
新浪新闻客户端：【浙江年前灭门案告破 两嫌犯分别成知名作家和企业主】年前，两人为了抢劫钱财，先后杀害一家三口和一名旅客，随后“人间蒸发”。没想到多年后，嫌犯竟“漂白”成作家和企业主。曾得过一定“分量”的文学奖，当地甚至为他的作品举办过一场研讨会↓↓详细↓↓tRFGHFk
[Zhejiang years ago a slain case solved Two suspects into a famous writer and business owners] years ago respectively, two people to rob money, killing three and the passengers, and then evaporate. Didnt expect that over the years, the suspect was blanch into a writer and business owners. Ever have a certain component of literature, the local and even held a seminar for his works left left left left tRFGHFk down in detail]
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