天蝎不饿吗？天蝎全身肚子都饿！
[Scorpio is not hungry? Scorpio is the whole body is hungry!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：有毒啊！@维维阿h这条微博评论我笑死😂
[Poisonous! @维维阿h这条微博评论我笑死😂]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
顶尖设计：嘻哈
[Hip hop]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
但斌：发表了博文《印度知识分子的风骨--+网际传媒》印度知识分子的风骨+--+网际传媒+网际传媒公号ns+编者私号ns+我来印度工作后，多同三种人打交道，一是政府官员，二tRrXIZK
[Published a blog post the Indian intellectuals of character - + Internet media creature of Indian intellectuals + - + + Internet media and Internet media ns + editors private ns + I work to India after, todays three people, one is the government officials, two tRrXIZK]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：评论假装病人提一个问题，其他人做医生回复一下 ____________________________
[Comment on pretending to patients to ask a question, others do the doctor replies ____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 看见这条微博之前，你在干什么？
[# # good night family before see this weibo, what are you doing? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#豪车挂挡方法，不学会这个，以后怎么带着女朋友去提车？[doge]tRRzYNf
[# # travel life luxury car into gear method, do not learn this, how to pick up the car with his girlfriend to later? [doge] tRRzYNf]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：你知道吗？我们平时随意的一个小动作，可能会让他们每天弯腰上百次；偶尔的一份小私心，会让他们需要多步行好几公里，他们就是共享单车维运工。文明用车，有序共享[心]每个劳动者都值得被尊敬，每个人都是极限劳动者[good]与优酷君及#张艺兴# @努力努力再努力x 一起来#发现极限劳动者#
[Do you know? We usually optional a little affectations, may let them bend over hundreds of times a day; Occasionally a little self, and will make more than they need to walk several kilometers, they be Shared cycling d work. Civilization, orderly sharing [heart] each laborer are worthy of respect, everyone is a limit of laborer [good] with youku jun and # lay # @ efforts to try to detect limit workers come x # #]
优酷：#发现极限劳动者#每周最获奖名单来啦！恭喜@艺forever欢love兴 @Xback-一个独唯罢了 @OnLayInRoy @LAY酱的迷妹 @越宝_ @Libra李鹤 [鼓掌]继续跟着张艺兴一起发现极限劳动者#给ta一个# ，[ok]每周都有机会获得签名照和会员卡福利哦！
[# # found limit workers weekly winners come! Congratulations to @ art forever huan love xing @ Xback - a unique to seduction @ it @ OnLayInRoy @ LAY sauce more treasure _ @ Libra Li He [applause.] to continue to follow LAY found limit # # to ta a laborer, autographed [ok] have access to every week and membership benefits! ]
顶尖设计：霓虹之美 by Marcus Wendt
[The beauty of the rainbow by Marcus Wendt]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
新浪新闻客户端：【新郎入狱新娘苦等 监狱为服刑人员办集体婚礼】月日早上点，随着《婚礼进行曲》在川西监狱里奏响，一场特别的婚礼拉开了帷幕。“谢谢你，在我人生的最低谷，依然愿意嫁给我。”三位新郎都是服刑人员，他们在台上抓住这难得的机会，诉说着自己的思念和感动，三位新娘几度转身抹去泪水，“做错了就...全文： m.weibo
[【新郎入狱新娘苦等监狱为服刑人员办集体婚礼】月日早上点,随着《婚礼进行曲》在川西监狱里奏响,一场特别的婚礼拉开了帷幕。”谢谢你,在我人生的最低谷,依然愿意嫁给我。”三位新郎都是服刑人员,他们在台上抓住这难得的机会,诉说着自己的思念和感动,三位新娘几度转身抹去泪水,“做错了就……全文m。微博]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
丑女达人：《双世宠妃》，面冷会撩的八王爷跟搞怪超萌的精分王妃组成的坦诚夫妇，集集发糖，和隔壁宇文玥大结局才得到女主一吻相比，“月七”简直速度惊人，第二集结婚，第六集圆房，本周还喜获娃，玥公子听了都想打人了有木有？[哈哈]
[Double world bestowed favor, cold will liao eight report with whimsy ultra of the fine points of princess of honest couple, candy, and the next YuWenYue finale was tying a kiss, is at a staggering rate of the second set to marry, consummate the episode vi, also made this week, he childe have listened to all want to hit persons? [ha ha]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
猫扑：#猫扑夜话# 和男朋友在一起快五年了，他在游戏里收了一个女徒弟，她知道我的存在，加过微信打过电话那种。我理解是两个人聊骚。但是男朋友却说我限制他的交友自由，而且也不可能为了她甩了我。我当时都想故意找其他男生也聊一聊看他是什么反应。我不想分手。更不想让一些小婊砸趁虚而入，求支招。
[# # mop night with my boyfriend for nearly five years, he has a female student in the game, she know I exist, plus WeChat called that. I understand is two people chat. But her boyfriend said I limit his freedom to make friends, but also impossible to she dumped me. I was want to deliberately to find other boys also a chat to see what his reaction. I dont want to break up. More dont want to let a few little bitch enter, strives for the action. ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
南方都市报：【男子用“肚子”冲撞并威胁“弄死”民警 被拘留天】河南孟津两民警查酒驾对尤某依法询问，期间尤某朋友周某反复挑衅，“不忿？打(我)嘛！”并用腹部将民警撞至路边道牙下，还威胁“弄死”民警。据@畅行孟津 周某因阻碍执行公务被行政拘留日。@北京时间 tRmTP
[The man with stomach collision and threat kill civilian police detained day 】 henan j two civilian police check drunk driving a ask according to law, in particular during some repeated provocations, especially a friend arent? (I)! With his belly will police ran to the side of the road road teeth, has threatened kill civilian police. According to @ both j The weekend was administrative detention days for block in performing their duties. TRmTP @ Beijing time]
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MIUI：汇总 MIUIV - #MIUI# 部分图标设计演讲，说说你最喜欢哪一代？
[Speech summary MIUIV - part # MIUI# icon design, tell me about your favorite generation? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
冷笑话精选：总会有人懂欣赏你的
[Always know who is falling in love with you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一位主人震惊地发现，自家养的可能不是一只猫...这到底是什么生物[允悲]
[Island shocked to find a host, own may not be a cat... What exactly is this biological [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：建卫兄重回文艺青年，弹吉他唱情歌！[心][作揖][鲜花]
[Build WeiXiong return to the youth, playing the guitar sing love songs! [heart] [bowing] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：普吉岛旅行攻略｜揉揉睡眼，窗外尽是碧水蓝天，洁白沙滩，清新迷人。一片休闲的氛围拌着海风，以及普吉岛特有的清新气味，迎面扑来~ 要去玩的赶紧马住哦[围观] 作者：张佳遥-zy
[Phuket travel guide | rubbed sleep, out of the window is covered with clear water, blue sky, white beach, pure and fresh and attractive. A casual atmosphere with the wind, the pure and fresh smell of phuket, had come to live ~ to play horse quickly oh [watch] author Zhang Jia remote - zy]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：#春风十里不如你#由一壶咖啡开始的套路，wuli秋水上线演绎同学间的谦让，不料一不小心反“袭胸”[笑cry]老司机开车上路就是介么猝不及防，就问你惊不惊喜？[喵喵] tRrBI
[# # the spring breeze miles as you began a pot of coffee, wuli colchicine online deduce self-effacing, between the classmate unexpectedly accidentally against attacks on human breast [laugh cry] old drivers on the road is introduce yao off guard, ask you isnt surprise? [meow] tRrBI]
汽车之家：#夜福利# 通吃城市和硬派 上汽大通D
[# # night welfare winner-take-all cities and hard saic chase D]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#疑停车被堵，他怒扔共享单车。[怒][怒][怒]tRuai
[Travel life # # suspected parking stuck, throw Shared cycling of his anger. [anger] [anger] [anger] tRuai]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：在评论里说一个最近困扰你的问题，有经验的朋友们帮忙出出主意吧
[In the comments said a recent problem bothering you, experienced friends help give an idea]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：【疯狂！为省几十元过路费 高速上逆行二十公里】日上午，沈海高速宁海段出现惊险一幕：一辆白色SUV汽车在超车道上高速逆行，与正常行驶的多辆汽车险些发生迎面相撞事故，吓得过往车辆纷纷报警。最终，浙江交警将白色SUV截停。此时，该违法车辆已逆行超过公里。据了解，当事车主下错高速出口。为省下...全文： m.weibo
[【 crazy! To save few yuan toll highway retrograde twenty kilometers] morning, Shen Hai high-speed ninghai section of a thrilling scene a white SUV car in expressway to retrograde, high-speed and moving car nearly head-on collision accident, frighten vehicles have the police. In the end, the traffic police will white SUV pulled in zhejiang province. At this point, the illegal vehicles has been retrograde more than kilometers. It is understood that party owners under high-speed export by mistake. To save... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【退休女法官曾身陷传销想拉儿子入伙 近万打水漂】女法官退休后到广西北海度假。没想到，几天后，她在这里被传销人员拉进传销组织，并很快洗脑，辛苦积攒下的万元打了水漂。她曾想拉还在上学的儿子入伙，醒悟后说，“如果儿子也落入了火坑，我这一辈子就彻底完了。”↓↓tRrwULf
[The retired women judges in MLM son want to pull to the partnership Nearly all the drain 】 women judges vacation in guangxi beihai after retirement. Unexpectedly, a few days later, she was here by the pyramid sales personnel into the pyramid selling, and quickly brainwashed, hard to save ten thousand yuan gone. She tried to pull was at school, the son of partnership, said after wake up, if my son and fall into a pit of fire, I this lifetime is completely finished. Left left tRrwULf]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
丑女达人：半年多前迷上了画唐卡，如今一发不可收拾，真的是个辛苦活，很费眼睛呀。[偷笑]
[Addicted to draw thangka, more than half a year ago is now open the floodgates, is really a hard work, takes the eyes. [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：网友质疑@荷兹HeZ 表演还不如劲舞团QQ炫舞，当事人用show做出回应啦。（希望下次能回应一下换衣服的问题
tRBspk
[Netizens questioned @ off HeZ performance is not as good as audition QQ dazzle dance, the parties concerned to respond with the show. (hope the next time will be able to respond to the change problem < br > tRBspk]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
丑女达人：回复@NicoleLo罗曼不客气，你真棒👍@NicoleLo罗曼回复@丑女达人谢谢@张景琦Unlimited支持一下！
[回复@NicoleLo罗曼不客气，你真棒👍@NicoleLo罗曼回复@丑女达人谢谢@张景琦Unlimited支持一下！]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：回复@木溪宅让他们房门口，等人走了再拿进屋。@木溪宅经常自己在家的 决定以后还是出去买东西吧[挖鼻]@丑女达人真的要小心，吓死我了[黑线]
[Reply @ wood creek curtilage make their door, and had gone back into the house. @ the decision of the wooden creek curtilage at home often went shopping at a later time (nose) @ ugly talent really be careful, scared me to death (black line)]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话##金山分答问题分享# 听友：我和老公结婚年女儿岁我大学，他小学，退伍军人，当时父母反对是我坚决要和他一起，一直异地十多年，独自怀孕，带孩子，工作，我是事业编制，现在是单位副职我脾气不好，他脾气更火爆，这么多年来越来越觉得彼此三观不一致，他特别挑剔我，嘴里总说我这没对那没...全文： m.weibo
[# jinshan night share answer question # # # jinshan points to friends my husband and I married daughter years old I university, his primary schools, veterans, when parents oppose is I firmly with him, have been long distance for more than ten years, pregnancy, alone with the children, work, I am a career, now is a deputy my bad temper, he was more hot, over the years more and more feel inconsistent with each other through, he was particularly fussy, my mouth always said I this no about that... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
但斌：@老曾阿牛GA 泛大西洋[赞]
[@ old had pig GA trans-atlantic [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛都是套路[允悲]
[@ once old pig were routines [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛牛逼！
[@ old had pig cow force!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛牛
[@ old had pig cow]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女大学生应聘模特遇套路，老板嚣张：我就是打擦边球[摊手]】小珊在网上找到一家影视文化传媒公司，对方称长期招聘网店兼职模特，应聘者需要缴纳元以上拍摄“资料卡”，但是交钱后便没有下文。面对执法部门，老板态度强硬，称自己“就是擦边球，你们能怎么样呢！”↓↓tRrPSc
[Model in the female college students applying for routine, the boss arrogance I just play ball [stand hand]] small find a film and TV culture media company on the Internet, the other says long-term recruitment online store part-time model, the applicant need pay RMB card, but not below after they pay. In the face of law enforcement, the boss, said he is a fine line, can you?! Left left tRrPSc]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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