2017年8月2日星期三

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    最怕我最爱老友记,你在我葬礼放爱情公寓。


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

一块去旅行:
    #Taki旅行歌单# 也许我根本喜欢被你浪费。 ​​​
[# # Taki travel playlists maybe I don like being you waste. ​​​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

我是好_寳寶:
    当你爱我时,我才无所畏惧
[When you love me, I have nothing to fear]

ღ JD太太🍥

但斌:
    [鲜花][作揖][心]@任仁雄点拨+悟性@寻找价值的小兵师父领进门 修行在个人。尤其是投资,悟性比什么都重要啊![赞][握手]@任仁雄虽然不是我,但故事是一样样的。感恩但总在价值投资路上的引领与指导[赞][鲜花][心]。我是价值投资的受益者,也更愿意做一名价值投资的传播者,从而让更多人受益…
[[a flower] [bowing] [heart] @ @ Ren Renxiong inspiration + understanding to find the value of the batman the master brought into the door Practice in the individual. Investment, in particular, understanding is more important than anything! Shake hands [who] [] @ Ren Renxiong though not I, but the story is one thing at a time. Gratitude but always in the way of value investing lead and guide [who] [flowers] [heart]. I gain from the value of the investment, but also more willing to do a promulgator of value investment, to benefit more people...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    终于等到《冰与火之歌:权力的游戏第七集》,看完,感觉真是越来越精彩了!期待! ​
[Finally wait until the song of ice and fire game of thrones , watching, the feeling is more and more wonderful! Looking forward to! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    说一件异地恋正能量的事 _______________________________ ​​​
[Say something long distance relationships are energy of _______________________________]

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优酷:
    末将于禁,愿为曹家时代赴汤蹈火! 罗刹街镇魂将曹焱兵带着#超级剧集镇魂街#来了![鼓掌]
@汪东城 @安悦溪 @侯明昊Neo @唐国忠 @超级剧集镇魂街
tRMrUU ​

[Will be at the end of the ban, is willing to go through fire and water for the house of cao era! Russian street azraell will Cao Yanbing with # # to the super show azraell street! [applause.] < br > @ jiro @ AnYueXi @ Hou Minghao Neo @ Tang Guozhong @ super series < br > azraell street tRMrUU]

优酷:
    你唆啰蒜你唆啰蒜,#超级剧集镇魂街#倒计时十分钟,鸡冻![坏笑]
[You stopping you sucking garlic, garlic # super series azraell street # minutes, frozen chicken! [laugh]]

冷笑话精选:
    给自己留最后一点骄傲@卢克阿:反正你只要记住 所有离开的人 都别去挽留 多说一句都是多余
[O leave the last point for their own pride @ Luke anyway, you just remember that all the people who leave dont go to retain Many say is superfluous]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 摸头,永远是一招制敌的好手段[喵喵] tRMInH ​
[# # mop goodnight touching someone, always be a good means of recruiting system against a meow tRMInH]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

但斌:
    发表了博文《雾满拦江-全球读书大赛选手荐《时间的玫瑰》》tRMujTO ​
[Published a blog post the fog filled with block jiang - global commend reading contest players roses time tRMujTO]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    突然觉得有个工作很适合你--品颜师。
每天还是很辛苦的:下午两点半就要上班,开始看爱豆的各种帅图,品出你觉得最帅的九张,他拿去发微博;吃过晚饭后继续干活,这次是帅气路人小哥哥,通过面试品出你觉得最帅的五个,经纪公司拿去包装成网红;当晚还要加班,爱豆和小哥哥们来找你吃夜宵,听取你的意...全文: m.weibo ​

[Suddenly feel have a job is very suitable for you - yan. < br > is very hard every day at in the afternoon to go to work, begin to see love beans of all kinds of handsome figure, do you think of the most handsome nine pieces of leaves, he went and tweeting. Go on working after dinner, this is handsome stranger small brother, through the interview product out of the five, what do you think of the most handsome brokerages to packaged into web celebrity; Need to overtime in the evening, love beans and little brothers to come to you to eat food taken late at night, listen to your meaning... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    变大长腿[doge]
[Grow long legs [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    昨天我开门拿外卖把手挫伤了@度半小怪兽:真的我下床都能崴一下
[Yesterday I open the door take delivery handle dampened @ half a little monster really I can expect a bed]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #晚安##老司机课堂#科普贴:高速爆胎只需一招即可平稳停车,你的一次转发,可能会救人一命!!!扩散!!tRVDAh ​
[Old driver class # good night # # # science stick high speed puncture smoothly only takes one to stop, a forwarding, you might save a life!!!!!! Spread!!!!! tRVDAh]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    看完感觉自己就是个废人...多秒玩棍子那个小姑娘都能把我打成🐶 tRMRNd ​
[Finish see talk-be a disabled person feel... 多秒玩棍子那个小姑娘都能把我打成🐶 tRMRNd ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博位置:
    超赞!高空中的圆形彩虹,你看过吗?tRzFLeS tzbCpLh ​
[Great! High altitude in the circular rainbow, have you seen? TRzFLeS tzbCpLh]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 多久给爱车做一次常规保养?价格是多少? ​
[How long # # good night family cars, do a routine maintenance? How much is the price? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    回复@股海航行靠修行[鲜花][作揖][心]@股海航行靠修行祝贺但总!祝愿价值投资理念越来越深入人心!@但斌[心][鲜花][作揖]@羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@夜道说的极是
[Reply @ GuHai sailing on practice [flowers] [bowing] [heart] @ GuHai sailing on practice congratulations but always! Wish the value investment idea is more and more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people! @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab reply @ night tao says is extremely]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@ykyx[鲜花][作揖][心]@ykyx希望但总能出第二版“时间的玫瑰🌹🌹🌹🌹”@但斌[心][作揖]@Yonggang_H:感觉这本书跟林奇的理财那本书有点像,有历史大局观,林奇相信美国的未来,但总坚信民族复兴。
[回复@ykyx[鲜花][作揖][心]@ykyx希望但总能出第二版“时间的玫瑰🌹🌹🌹🌹”@但斌[心][作揖]@Yonggang_H:感觉这本书跟林奇的理财那本书有点像,有历史大局观,林奇相信美国的未来,但总坚信民族复兴。]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

一块去旅行:
    爱情既不是我们主动去选择的,也不会按我们期待的方式发展。 ​
[Love is neither we took the initiative to choose, also not the way we look forward to progress. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

但斌:
    回复@股海航行靠修行[赞]@股海航行靠修行看到病床上农民出生的老父亲点开微信和远方的亲人视频,看到未成年的孩子远方传来的旅游美景,看到刚为好友转过的一笔汇款,看到和出差的亲人家长里短,就知道这是一家改变全中国老百姓生活方式的伟大公司。我会去买一手腾讯,和它一起感受时代发展的脉搏
[Reply @ GuHai sailing by practice [who] @ GuHai sailing by see bed farmers practice opens at birth father WeChat and distant relatives video, see underage child a distant travel scenery, just to see friends around a remittance, see family relatives and on a business trip, will know that this is a change in the way of life of the great Chinese people. I will go to buy a hand tencent, feel the pulse of The Times development together with it]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@邪影归道[笑cry]@邪影归道@但斌 不得无缘无故停牌,无故停牌按旷工处理,连续旷工三天或一年累计矿工四天按自动退市处理[哈哈].@但斌
[Reply @ evil shadow to the tao [laugh cry] @ evil shadow to @ but bin shall not be suspended for no reason, no reason suspended according to absenteeism processing, continuous absenteeism three days or four days one year accumulative total miners press automatic delisting processing [r]. Ha ha @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子醉酒载外甥出车祸死亡 家属告酒友赔偿】醉驾娘舅带着外甥回家途中,撞上电线杆护墩致车辆起火,两人被当场烧死。事后,外甥陈召的家属认为一起聚餐的酒友与饭店业主有责任,而将他们告上法庭请求赔偿.万余元↓↓法院判决↓↓↓tRMyOw ​
[The man drunk nephew accident death Family members tell patrons compensation 】 drunk uncle with nephew on my way home, into a telephone pole pier to vehicles on fire, two people were burned to death on the spot. Afterwards, nephew Chen Zhao families thought to have dinner together as well and restaurant owners have the responsibility, and take them to court to request compensation. More than yuan left left court left left left tRMyOw down down down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

音悦台:
    挣扎彷徨,无法绽放的日子不算什么。专心去做当下能做的事,相信总有一天会绽放出属于自己的花。
——《迟开的向日葵》 ​

[Struggle direction, cant bloom day is nothing. Concentrate on doing what you can do now, I believe one day it will blossom out of their own. < br > - the late open sunflower]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子身中刀险丢命 以德报怨年感化行凶人】年前,岁的小江和女友发生争执,挥刀自残。女友请王劲松陪同去医院,小江突然拿出一把刀刺向女友,王劲松冲上前去挡在两人中间,身中刀↓↓在民警鼓励下,小江与王劲松书信来往频繁,才有了前几日的探视↓↓↓tRMHGrC ​
[The knife in the mens body risks losing life Good for bad influence crime person] years ago, jiang and his girlfriend, sword, self-harm. Girlfriend wang jinsong, please go to a hospital, accompanied by jiang suddenly took out a knife stabbed his girlfriend, rushed forward to block in the middle of the two people, wang jinsong knife in the body left left in civilian police encouragement, jiang and wang jinsong epistolary contact frequently, just had a few days ago to visit left left left tRMHGrC down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

MIUI:
    你收到这条警告了吗?[阴险]
[Did you get this warning? [insidious]]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

新沐sunshine:
    开始讨厌黄磊,确切是从上一期开始[NO][弱] ​
[Began to hate Huang Lei, exact starts from the previous [NO] []]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话#我大一,有个交往半年的女朋友,想跟她结婚但是她们家彩礼要得太高,我们家比较穷,付不起,女友因为这个跟我吵了一架说要分手,现在虽然和好了,但是我觉得我的心回不去了,总感觉她会爱上其他有钱人。你说她算是拜金么?我该怎么办? ​
[# # mop the dorm my freshman year, there was a communication half a years girlfriend, want to marry her but her family bride price be too high, our family is poor, cant afford to pay, his girlfriend because it had a quarrel with me to say to want to break up, although made up now, but I think my heart cant go back, always feel she is falling in love with other rich people. You say she is a material? What should I do? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 他们的驾照哪来的?tRcJqw ​
[Old driver class # # to their drivers license? tRcJqw]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博位置:
    萌妹子全程Freestyle指挥开车 男友“忍”到最后一刻[doge]tRyqlUj tRWJvly ​
[Attractive woman full Freestyle command to drive Her boyfriend endure until the last possible moment [doge] tRyqlUj tRWJvly]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

优酷:
    #镇魂街脑洞办#细心的同好已经发现了!我街有趣的铺子不要太多!毛利侦探事务所、后悔药店、炼狱书店、劳力士手表店、二丁目酒吧、奥飞欧气功武馆……不用惊喜不用意外,我街就是这么酷,来来来一起开脑洞,你觉得还可能有什么神奇的铺子?咱们今晚起一起逛逛看~#超级剧集镇魂街# ​
[Do # # azraell street imagination careful good has been discovered! I dont interesting street shop too much! Maori detective firm purgatory, regret, drug stores, bookstores, rolex watch shop, two street bar and then went, the fly the qigong... Without surprise without accident, my street is so cool, come to with imagination, what do you think there could be the magic shop? Lets play together around this evening see ~ # # super show azraell street]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【夫妻吵架致妻子心脏病发作身亡 男子获刑年个月】海南万宁一名男子,今年岁,因为酒后和分居的妻子吵了一架,并发生推打。在此期间,妻子倒地不省人事,医生到场抢救无效,随即宣告死亡↓↓男子被法院判刑↓↓↓tRMlbr ​
[The couple quarrel to his wife died of heart attack Mens prison in months 】 a man hainan mannings, years old this year, because the drunk and estranged wife had a quarrel, and thrusts. During this period, his wife fell unconscious, the doctor to rescue invalid, then declared dead left left man was sentenced left left left tRMlbr down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

一块去旅行:
    感觉非常酷[哈哈]
[Feel very coolha ha]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

微博搞笑排行榜:
    [喵喵]@不瘦成斤不改名 有些事就不要拆穿[摊手]
[[meow] @ dont lean into jin renamed Some things dont tear down [stand hand]]

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