【男子做开颅手术边唱古惑仔边打OK手势：一点都不痛】月日，小周在完全清醒的状态下接受颅内肿瘤切除手术，在长达两个小时的术中小周都保持清醒↓↓不仅可以自如地讲话，还唱起了《古惑仔》主题曲《友情岁月》，打着OK的手势表示“一点都不痛”↓↓，厉害了我的哥[doge]tRWvQkC
[【 men do surgical operation singing gangster made OK sign all pain] month day, little weeks under the state of fully conscious intracerebral tumor excision surgery, after two hours of operation of small and medium-sized week stay awake left left not only can speak freely, also sang gangster theme song friendship years, in the gesture of OK said a little pain left, left, down much my brother [doge] tRWvQkC]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：霉霉Taylor Swift十大最佳现场！
太震撼了！你听过几首？[二哈]
tRWvfTS
[Mold, mildew Taylor Swift ten best live! < br > too shocked! Have you heard of a few? [two ha] < br > tRWvfTS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：看这马赛克的数量，我还以为又是一部岛国大片！此刻我只想 #把▦好的，留在眼前# ， 放开那裤子！让我来！
[Look at the number of the Mosaic, I thought it is an island nation blockbuster! At the moment I just want to # ▦ good, # in sight, let go of the pants! Let me!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
青年时报：【一段萌萌哒手绘视频告诉你：秋天来啦!】今天时分，立秋。气象学上人们将连续天日均温℃以下作为秋天开始的标志。以此标准，中国很少有地区能在立秋这天真正入秋。不过，立秋之后，夏天的燥热慢慢褪去，昼夜温差逐步加大，凉风也吹了起来。这个过程将持续到秋天正式到来！tROFXTD ...全文： m.weibo
[【 a Duan Keai hand-painted video tell you autumn come! Today, the beginning of autumn. Meteorology people will consecutive days on average daily temperature ℃ below as a symbol of autumn. This standard, there are few areas of China can really autumn on the beginning of autumn day. However, after the beginning of autumn, hot in summer slowly faded, and gradually increase the temperature gap between day and night, cool breeze is blowing up. This process will continue until autumn formal arrival! TROFXTD... The full text m. eibo]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子怀疑遭受咸猪手与男子大吵 男子否认：你以为你是美女啊】日，广州地铁上一位女士与一男士争吵。女士怀疑男子对她进行了多次故意触摸，该男子否认，一直咒骂：“你以为你是美女啊”↓↓地铁拥挤，接触在所难免，本就很难判定是否是真的咸猪手，如果是你，你会怎么做？tROFcdp
[【 big fight men and women suffer from groping men denied do you think you are beauty 】, guangzhou metro on a woman quarrel with a man. Woman suspected man repeated deliberately touch to her, the man deny that has been cursed do you think you are beauty left left the subway crowded, contact is inevitable, this is difficult to determine whether really suitors, if you, what would you do? tROFcdp]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#家人找茬# 亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答。下面这张图你能猜出它是哪款车型吗？最快答对的用户将获得家家送出的精美礼品一份哦，今晚点公布获奖用户名单哦。
[Fault # # family dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below which models can you guess what it is? Users will receive every correct sends out the fastest exquisite gift a oh, the award-winning user list points tonight. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
平安北京：【比《战狼》更险更燃的 是这群海外中国人的生死传奇】最近，《战狼》燃爆！现实中，在中国走向世界的今天，真的有这样一群中国人，经历流弹横飞、枪口抵头，甚至埋骨异国他乡。通过这些亲历者的讲述↓或许能让你感受到硝烟的味道、死亡的恐惧，还有那义无反顾的报国赤忱！[心]@国资小新
[The more risks than the war Wolf more combustion is the group of overseas Chinese legendary life and death 】 recently, war Wolf bums! In reality, in todays China to the world, really have so a group of Chinese, experience a stray bullet flying, gun against the head, and even buried in exile. Through these eyewitness told left may make you feel the smell of smoke, the fear of death, and the back of patriotic indignation. [heart] @ Japan small new]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
一块去旅行：个旅行生活中适用修图App与使用教程。
[A journey in life for repairing the graph App and use the tutorial. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
微博汽车：#微博汽车趣闻# 什么仇什么怨 [允悲]
[What # # weibo car anecdotes revenge hatred [allow sad]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：【#年轻妈妈餐厅内让孩子大便# 五十米外就有洗手间[费解]】近日，杭州某茶餐厅，一年轻妈妈带孩子用餐。期间孩子在过道小便，妈妈让服务员清理，随后取过一垃圾桶，无视周围用餐顾客，让孩子大便，餐厅出门右转五十米就是洗手间。有人斥女子没素质，也有人称没当妈你不懂。tROkUia
[【 # young mother restaurant let children there a toilet shit # meters away [difficult]] recently, a hangzhou tea restaurant, a young mother with children for dinner. During children to urinate in a corridor, mom let attendant to clean up, then take a trash can, ignoring the dining customers around, let the children move bowels, restaurant right turn out fifty meters is the bathroom. Castigated the woman didnt quality, others say no when mom you dont understand. tROkUia]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#火星情报局#wuli梦辰@沈梦辰 告诉我们，爱笑的女生运气也不一定一直都好！身为闺蜜的@杨迪 @刘维-Julius 还“袖手旁观”，优酷君觉得@杜海涛 听了想打人！哈哈哈哈哈
tROkzrw
[@ # # Mars cia wuli dream Chen Shen Mengchen tells us that love smile of a girl does not necessarily have good luck! As a best friend @ yandi @ liouvilles - Julius also do nothing, youku you think @ handsome to want to hit people! Ha ha ha ha ha < br > tROkzrw]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【河南大妈涉黑团讨债生意：没事干当在玩 关键是管饭】有一个平均年龄约岁、约名中老年妇女组成的“讨债”团，这些人没有正式工作，依靠电话互通消息帮人“撑场”，参与各种债务纠纷、医疗事故处理等↓↓而她们受人雇用，主要的手段是这些↓↓tRODWRp
[【 Boyle, henan police regiment for business have nothing to do when playing Key is GuanFan 】 has an average age of about, about the name debt collection group of middle-aged and old women, these people have no formal work, rely on the telephone communication gang hanging, to participate in a variety of debt disputes, medical accident treatment left left and they were employed, such as main means of these left left tRODWRp down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：@当最可爱的只猫.可以的@日式冷吐槽@就你还男神身高哈哈
[@ when the most lovely cat. You still @ Japanese cold jokes @ can male god height ha ha]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小野妹子学吐槽：第一次见到比心把人吓一跳的明星[允悲]@赤道少女hhhhh袭击式笔芯@M大王叫我来巡山你这是惊心[允悲][允悲]@夏正正哈哈真会心一击@刺客棉条 暴力比心
[First time to see the people more than heart startled starallow sad girl @ the equator HHHHH attack type ink @ M king, the king called me to garrick you is this heart-pounding [allow sad] [allow sad] is haha really critical hits @ @ summer assassin sliver Violence than heart]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：良心呢[摊手]@购车完全指南：良心呢[摊手]
[Conscience? [stand hand] @ buyers complete guide [stand hand] conscience?]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：转：军人在高山之巅，在南海之礁，在洪水之流，在震中之石边，带来国家之安宁，难道不应当优先吗@否极泰董宝珍：我很像知道军人享有有待和优先的理论依据是什么？比如老人和孕妇在公共交通上享有优先权是因为尊敬老人和照顾孕妇！军人享有优先的依据是什么？大部分军人是青状年看不出必须优先的理由
[ a soldier at the top of the mountain, the reef in the south China sea, in the flow of flood, at the edge of the stone of the epicenter, bring national peace, dont you shall give priority to @ n pole tai Dong Baozhen I would like know soldiers have yet to be and what is the theoretical basis of priority? Such as the elderly and pregnant women have the right because of respect for the old man on the public transportation and taking care of the pregnant woman! What is military priority basis? Most of the soldiers are green years dont see reason must be the priority]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【女子借住闺蜜家，百万现金不翼而飞】乌鲁木齐一女孩盛某丢失了万元现金。警方小时破案查出，发现是盛某借住在其闺蜜家时，闺蜜母亲张某见财起意而偷盗[费解][费解]。现张某已被刑拘。tRpAxJc
[The woman stay girlfriends home, millions of cash gone 】 in urumqi, a girl a lost ten thousand yuan in cash. Investigation revealed that the police hours found is a stay in their girlfriends home, girlfriends mother zhang JianCaiQiYi and stealing [difficult] [difficult]. Now zhang has been detained. tRpAxJc]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：@冯尚东有一次坐迪斯尼邮轮，晚餐排队入场，排我前面的一个美军穿着制服和家人一起等候，我看到不少美国人经过他们都表示敬意，其中一位特意与之握手表示感谢他为国服役。AA航班优先军人都是非常常见的礼遇。这些要大大方方的尊敬，倒是假军车军牌该管的要管。
[@ Feng Shangdong have a Disney cruise, dinner waiting in line to enter, row in front of me waiting for a U.S. uniformed and family, I see many americans after they all respect, one specifically thanked him and shook hands with the service. AA flight priority soldiers are very common courtesy. The respect of these to consumedly square square, is false military army card to tube of the tube.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@大道当然无为老人，孕妇有优先权是因为身体状况相对弱势。军人优先表达的是全体国民对保家卫国的军人致以敬意！ @否极泰董宝珍我伯母一生在田间劳动，风雨无阻烈日炎炎，到老来没有一分钱养老金，岁还在自食其力！我伯母不比军人给社会贡献少，但她从不向社会索取，所以她老人家很健康
[Doing nothing, of course, the old man [who] @ avenue, pregnant women have priority because of relatively weak physical condition. Military priority is to defend the nations military paid tribute! Much @ Thai Dong Baozhen my aunt lives in the field work, rain or shine hot, to the old pension, without a cent years old still own! My aunt is a soldier less contribution to the society, but she never claim to the society, so she is very healthy]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[挤眼][笑cry]@Le贾跃亭：孙宏斌已经接盘了，要钱的可以找孙啊
[[eye] [laugh cry] @ Le Jia Yueting ieee distribution planning working group report.radial distribution has been executed, want money can turn to the sun]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：【又一名山东男子在天津误入传销死亡 名嫌犯被刑拘】日，警方通报又一起山东男子张超在天津静海区误入传销组织后死亡案件。该死者系李文星老乡，岁，内蒙古科技大学毕业生。张超亲属透露：其尸体与李文星尸体同日被天津警方发现。目前，名嫌犯因涉嫌过失致人死亡罪已被刑拘。tROtnz
[【 again a shandong man died in tianjin into a pyramid selling Suspects imprisoned], the police notified another man in shandong juck died after the sea of tranquility in tianjin area into a pyramid selling case. The dead is wen-xing li, age, Inner Mongolia university of science and technology graduates. Juck relatives said the body is tianjin police found with wen-xing li bodies on the same day. At present, the suspects in connection with the crime of causing death has been detained. tROtnz]
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星巴克中国：当轻奶油从咖啡上倾泻而下的时候，你是否会充满好奇地注视着这杯#轻甜香草风味奶油冷萃冰咖啡#，直至奶油与咖啡完全融合？
[When the light cream from coffee pour down, you will be full of curiously staring at the cup # light sweet sweet grass flavor ice cream cold extraction # coffee, until the cream complete fusion with coffee? ]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报# 【红色豆腐车 丰田TRUENO AE车模】今次分享的是来自树脂汽车模型制造商 IG Model 的 比例红色 门版丰田 Trueno AE 汽车模型。也是《头文字D》主角座驾的红色版本，被车迷称为“豆腐车”。传送门：tROdclz
[# # BBS of hits daily [red bean curd Toyota TRUENO AE models 】 to share this time from the resin Model car manufacturers IG Model the proportion of red Toyota Trueno door version AE model car. Is initial D red version of the protagonist rides, fans called tofu. Portal tROdclz]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【日本演员环游中国：进步速度惊人 未遇到反日者】入船亭游京经常在新闻中看到或听到有关中国的反日情绪，所以最初对前往中国不是很积极↓↓旅行结束后，游京的看法“发生了改观”，因为这些所见所闻让游京惊叹道“中国正以惊人的速度进步着”↓↓tROdZIj
[【 Japanese actors around China progress at a staggering rate Not meet anti-japanese 】 the ship booth tour Beijing often see or hear in the news about Chinas anti-japanese sentiment, so to travel to China is not very positive initial left left after the travel, swim Beijing view of change, because they had seen and heard to tour Beijing exclaimed China is at an amazing speed progress left left tROdZIj down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：做了个男女身高对照快查表，瞬间即可得出你性别转换后，身高会是多少...怎么样，爱上异性的自己了吗？[doge]
[Made a mens and womens height control fast table lookup, moments after conversion to your gender, height is how much... How, himself fell in love with the opposite sex? [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@主观孙震宇抢险救灾也是军人优先上呢，咋不质疑这个？大概右边会说这是军人职责所在，军人优先正是国家给予这特殊职责群体的权利保障，是官方有明文规定的@否极泰董宝珍军人优先的理论依据是什么？比如老人和孕妇享有优先权是因尊敬老人和照顾孕妇！大部分军人是青状年，看不出必须优先的理由
[@ subjective Sun Zhenyu rescue and relief is also a soldier on the priority, zha dont question this? It is probably on the right side of the military duty, military priority responsibilities it is granted by the state to this special group of rights, is the official has expressly provided much @ ty Dong Baozhen soldiers is the theoretical basis of the priority? Such as the old man and pregnant women have the right for respect for the old man and take care of the pregnant woman! Most of the soldiers is qing years, dont see reason must be the priority]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@否极泰董宝珍我伯母一生在田间劳动，风雨无阻烈日炎炎，到老来没有一分钱养老金，岁还在自食其力！我伯母不比军人给社会贡献少，但她从不向社会索取，所以她老人家很健康很快乐@手机用户危险的时候谁在最前面，谁在条件最艰苦的地方守卫边疆，保大家平安
[Much @ Thai Dong Baozhen my aunt lives in the field work, rain or shine hot, to the old pension, without a cent years old still own! My aunt is a soldier less contribution to the society, but she never claim to the society, so she is very healthy happy @ mobile phone users who in front of the danger, who guarded the frontier in the toughest conditions, keep everyone safe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@东方教主其实，军人优先的理论很简单，战时流血拼命，和平时代，坚守祖国边防，危机时刻军人冲在最前面，不是岁月静好，而是军人负重前行，一个国家难道不能给军人优先权，而给戏子和资本家给优先权吗？@否极泰董宝珍我很像知道军人享有有待和优先的理论……
[[who] @ hierarch east actually, military priority theory is very simple, bleeding desperately in wartime and peacetime, stick to the motherland frontier, a time of crisis soldiers rushed in front, not years static good, but soldiers carry something, a country cant to military priority, and give priority to the player and capitalists? Much @ Thai Dong Baozhen I know soldiers have to be like and priority theory...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：毕生梦想！[doge]
[Lifelong dream!!!!! [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：男友的前女友多次出轨但是他都原谅了，甚至跟我在一起的时候还去找他前女友发生了关系……那时候他是过去找他前女友是准备在一起，如果他前女友不同意他就回头找我，结果他们睡一起以后第二天他前女友就提了分手，过了一个月我们和好了，我总觉得他不够爱我，他说不是，但是要是我出...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my boyfriends ex-girlfriend cheating many times but he forgave, even with me together of the time to find his former girlfriend relationship happened... When he was in the past to find his former girlfriend is to prepare together, if he doesnt agree with his former girlfriend back to look for me, as a result, they slept together after his former girlfriend to break up the next day, after a month we made up, I always feel he love me enough, he said no, but if I... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽：【各自各精彩！豆得儿牵手帅哥现身三里屯 叫板王思聪】近日有网友遇到王思聪前女友豆得儿牵手新任帅哥现身三里屯，视频中从背影来看俩人超级登对↓↓曝料者称，该男子就是豆得儿在毕业照中骑在肩膀上的那位↓↓而早前王思聪也带着新欢现身三里屯，两人这是要各自精彩的节奏？tROBk
[【 their wonderful! Beans get son hand, handsome appearance in sanlitun Challenge sicong 】 recently encountered some netizens sicong ex-girlfriend beans get sons new handsome boy appeared in sanlitun, hand in hand in the video from the back to see both super deng to left left exposed, said the man is beans get son on his shoulder in the graduation of the left left sicong earlier and also with a new love in sanlitun, two people to their wonderful rhythm is this? tROBk]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【大妈想住院没床位，怒砸医生：#再不闭嘴我拿刀捅你#[摊手]】日，济南一大妈去医院看病，要求住院，被医生告知没有床位后大发雷霆，在办公室到处摔砸，一名大夫受伤。随后保安赶到用轮椅将她推入急诊，院方称大妈就是拉肚子，“没太大毛病，有大毛病还能这么有劲儿折腾啊。”tROEI
[【 aunt dont think the hospital beds, anger to hit doctor # # dont shut up I take knife stabbed you [stand hand]], in jinan a aunt went to the hospital to see a doctor, requiring hospitalization, told by the doctor not break into a furious rage, beds and broke up everywhere in the office, injury of a doctor. Then security to use a wheelchair pushed her into the emergency treatment, the hospital said Boyle is have loose bowels, not too much trouble, has big problem also have the matter with it. tROEI]
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冷笑话精选：气质美女逼迫男子要万彩礼惹怒全场，结果涂磊一番话嘉宾被狠狠打脸！[doge]
tROGrJ
[Persecuted man temperament beauty to wan CAI li, tit results TuLei words guest be mercilessly dozen face! [doge] < br > tROGrJ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#为啥发动机盖盖不上啊？tRpv
[Why old driver class # # engine cover not on? tRpv]
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汽车之家：#家人帮家人# @Mr_刘文武：“万落地，三厢，自动挡。不考虑国产，家用，追求空间，求推荐，谢谢。”
[# @ # family help family Mr_ wen-wu liu fall to the ground, sedan, automatic-shift. Regardless of domestic household, the pursuit of space, please recommend, thank you. ]
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