【煎饼摊大妈：我月入万 怎么可能少你一个鸡蛋】北京黄金地段的一个煎饼摊大妈火了！顾客拿到煎饼果子之后，坚持认为大妈少给自己打了一个鸡蛋。大妈辩解不过，忍不住说了一句：我月入万，怎么会少你一个鸡蛋！那么，我们来科学计算下，大妈一个月纯利润有多高！[吃惊]↓↓tRCnLfuG
[【 pancake stalls Boyle I wanna earning How can you less a eggs 】 Beijing gold section of a pancake stalls Boyle fire! Customers get a pancake fruit, insisted that Boyle called themselves less an egg. Boyle argue, however, could not help but said I wanna earning, how can you less a egg! Then, we come to scientific computing, Boyle net profit a month how high! [surprised] left left tRCnLfuG down]
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小野妹子学吐槽：平时气鼓鼓的河豚，一出水是这样的？？😱😱🐡🐡 tRCnLtJH
[The bulging fugu at ordinary times, this is the first water?? 😱😱🐡🐡 tRCnLtJH ]
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汽车之家：#成都车展# #家家新车# 【成都车展：斯威X国米版售.万】成都车展已经正式拉开帷幕，在本届车展上，斯威汽车发布了斯威X国际米兰特别版车型，该车型汲取了国际米兰球队的球队元素，其售价为.万元。tRCnAEC
[# # # # chengdu motor show every new car 【 chengdu auto show Ms. X inter sale. All 】 chengdu auto show has officially kicked off, at the show, Sweeney, car issued X inter special edition models, the model from the inter team of elements, it is priced at ten thousand yuan. tRCnAEC]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
MIUI：问题来了：这个可以吃的巧克力系统图标，不是#MIUI#，那么是哪一代MIUI？@Qualcomm中国 雷总认真拍照的姿势也让我们感动[爱你] tRCRvat
[Question this can eat chocolate system icon, not # MIUI#, which is the generation of beautiful MIUI? Ray @ Qualcomm China always carefully take pictures posture also let us moved tRCRvat love you []]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
冷笑话精选：萌妹子版《我的小可爱》！
哈哈哈她曾经是个王者，后来她妈来了[允悲]
tRCnzwi
[Attractive woman version of my little cute! < br > ha, ha, ha, she once was a king, then her mother come [allow sad] < br > tRCnzwi]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tRCnySz
[# # jinshan night tRCnySz]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽：【有点心疼！这只受灾的猪被做成表情包了[笑而不语]】月日，四川宜宾横江镇，因洪水来袭，村民紧急转移重要物资，包括二师兄们。这些猪难倒大家，因为体重太重，转移路上困难重重，然而一只二师兄还是露出了甜美的“笑容”[笑cry]↓↓tRCnXh
[[a little love dearly! This affected pigs were made only expression pack [smiling without a word]] month, sichuan yibin hengjiang town, because of the floods hit, the villagers emergency transfer of important materials, including two seniors. Baffled all these pigs, because of the weight is too heavy, transfer the difficulties on the road, but it put a sweet a two seniors smile [laugh cry] left left tRCnXh down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：听完突然很心疼猫猫们，想起了自己吸猫时猥琐的笑容...从今往后礼貌撸猫[允悲]
[After hearing suddenly very distressed cats, thinking of his wretched smile when inhaling the cat... Henceforth polite rolled catallow sad]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：门豪华奔驰汽车tRCUfQ
[Door luxury mercedes-benz tRCUfQ]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
南方都市报：【无人机长沙逼停趟航班 操控者疑为航拍爱好者】日，一架无人机出现在长沙黄花国际机场跑道延长线（km处）上空，导致黄花机场停飞约半小时，架航班起降受到影响。据有关部门介绍，当时发现无人机的是一架正在下降的客机。事后，机场方面及时通报了湖南省公安厅机场公安局。tRCErClY
[The unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) changsha force stop flight Pilot suspected aerial lovers 】, a drone in changsha huanghua international airport runway extension cord (km) above the ground lead to huanghua airport about half an hour, aircraft flights were affected. According to relevant departments, then found the unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) is a falling passenger plane. After the event, the airport in time on the public security department of hunan province airport public security bureau. tRCErClY]
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MIUI：第三批#MIUI# 开发版内测下周启动，支持超过个机型！
[A third group of # MIUI# development version closed starting next week, support more than one model!]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【解放军入澳救灾 岁孩子的一句话戳中泪点】澳门遭受几十年未遇强台风“天鸽”袭击，驻澳门部队入澳救灾。澳门居民纷纷点赞！有民众感慨，“解放军来救灾，劲（给力）啊”。一位岁澳门小朋友发微博称，“解放军来了，澳门特区居民，请记住在你身后有个强大的祖国！”↓↓tRCETAY
[[the peoples liberation army into the Australian relief Tears in children aged one stamp 】 macau suffered decades in powerful typhoon dove attacks, the Macao garrison in Macao. Macao residents thumb up! Have people sigh with emotion, the peoples liberation army to disaster relief, strength (to). One years old macau children tweeting said, the peoples liberation army to the Macao SAR residents, please remember that behind you theres a strong motherland! Left left tRCETAY]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和老公是同学，一起年，两个女儿，都在读小学，他野心大，为人大方诚实，总想靠人脉关系赚大钱，所以长年熬夜喝酒打牌，不愿意从基础小事做起，这些年外债越欠越多，没房，贷款买了个奥迪车，这些年我脾气也不太好，偶尔和婆婆也争论几句，他出轨小十岁单身女同居一年，父母亲戚...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband and I are classmates, years together, the two daughters, all elementary school, his ambitions, generous and honest, want to rely on connections make a lot of money, so long to stay up late playing CARDS, drinking is not willing to start from the basic things, over the years to owe more and more foreign debt, no house, loan bought a audis, over the years my temper is not very good, occasionally and mother-in-law also debate a few words, he cheated ten years younger single women living together for a year, parents relatives... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：【云南一男子买狐狸当宠物，性子凶残臭气冲天父母无奈报警】澎湃新闻的... 一个月前，云南景谷县市民王某的儿子网购了只狐狸当宠物，逐渐长大的狐狸显露野性，家里经常被翻得乱七八糟，更重要的狐狸身上散发的异味臭气冲天。多次劝说儿子无效后，父母无奈报警向森林警方求助。民警初步鉴定，该宠物是一...全文： m.weibo
[【 a man bought a fox as pets in yunnan, temper murderous smell how helpless parents alarm 】 surging news... A month ago, yunnan ching county resident wang mou son bought fox as pets, gradually grew up fox show haggard, often turn up in the home, more important, radiates the foxs smell smell. Many times to persuade his son to be null and void, the parents had alarm to forest police for help. Police identified preliminarily, the pet is a... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
汽车之家：#成都车展# #家家新闻# 【继续发力SUV市场 传祺GSGS今晚上市】月日晚，广汽传祺两款全新SUV车型——GS和GS将在乌镇正式上市。GS定位小型SUV，而GS则是一款中型SUV，两款新车的上市标志着广汽传祺在SUV细分市场的布局更加完善。据悉，GS和GS将在日晚上-期间公布价格，敬请...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # chengdu motor show every news [continue to power the SUV market spread kei GSGS listed 】 tonight on Tuesday night, transmit the gac kei two new SUV models - GS and GS will be officially listed in wuzhen. GS positioning small SUV, and GS is a mid-size SUV, two new models listed marks the gac preach qi in the layout of the SUV market segment will be improved. The GS and GS will be announced during the day evening - price, please... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#交通万象#给司机师傅点个赞~[心]tRSfsi
[# # traffic phenomena to the driver master point ~ [heart] tRSfsi]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：“萌面”猜评团，漫画海报大起底！放言手中拥有蒙面歌手长名单的@巫启贤 巫老师运筹帷幄成竹于胸！新一季又是否会打破“退出娱乐圈”的记录？[笑而不语]
江苏卫视、优酷《#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#》第二季，月日，盛大开播！
[Of guess the review group, cartoon posters up bottom! Pronounced with the long list of @ wu masked singer Wu commands from a teacher into bamboo in the chest. A new season and will break the record for exit entertainment? [smiling without a word] < br > jiangsu TV, youku # masked sing will guess # in the second quarter, month, day, grand premiere! ]
优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 周末福利，送上集预告→tRCSeRTe 丽姬麻麻开怼楚夫人，所以#丽姬今天黑化了吗#快了快了~[酷]明晚点，让我们继续约起来[来][太开心]
[# # warlords beauty bright moon benefits over the weekend, and send the last warning - tRCSeRTe she hemp that Mrs Dui chu, so # she did the black # today is fast fast ~ [cool] tomorrow evening, lets go on about it [to] [quite happy]]
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国网友总结：写给女生看的文就像法式套餐，写给男生看的文则是一大碗盖饭[允悲]
[Island netizen summary written for girls like French meal, to see the article boys are a big bowl of over rice [allow sad]]
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微博汽车：#成都车展# 敞篷马王 [心]@PS保罗 法拉利将多造一台拉法敞篷（总计台）用于拍卖，拍卖所得用于捐款。之前拉法也多造了一台，其拍卖价格高达万美金。[doge]
[@ # # chengdu motor show open now [heart] PS Paul ferrari will build a rafa convertible (total) for auction, the proceeds for donations. Benitez also made a more, before the auction price up to thousands of dollars. [doge]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：【美国牛肉北京遇冷：价格昂贵 卖不出去员工分着吃】美国牛肉重返中国市场！现实情况如何？美国对华启动“”调查有何影响？北京某超市工作人员称，要多元一公斤，很难卖出去。“到最后也没卖出去，我们员工自己分着吃了。”她说，此后该超市尚未再进购美国牛肉↓↓tRCETph
[【 Beijing encounter cold American beef is expensive Can not sell out to share with your staff 】 U.S. beef to return to the Chinese market! The reality? What effect does the United States to China to start investigation? A Beijing supermarket staff, said to diversified one kilogram, it is hard to sell. Didnt sell at the end of the day, we share with your employees. Since then, she says, the supermarket has not yet been buying U.S. beef left left tRCETph down again]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
丑女达人：😄太可爱了！
[😄太可爱了！]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
微博汽车：#大V聊车# 不忘初心的勇敢前行，生活亦如此
[Big V # about car bravely # does not forget the beginners mind, so is life]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一小哥惊喜地发现，公司里安装了一台全自动机器人售货员冰淇淋贩卖机，一套流程看下来顺畅冰爽...不是我吹，在我公司我能吃到拉肚子[允悲] tRCEOgsK
[Island a little surprised to find that, the company installed a fully automatic robot assistant ice cream vending machine, a set of processes to see down smooth refreshing... Is not I blow, I can eat in my company to have loose bowels tRCEOgsK [allow sad]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【广西母女三人赶集遭诱拐 被人以元卖掉[怒]】月日，广西罗女士带着两个女儿到镇上赶集。一女子见罗女士有点神志不清，便将她和两名孩子诱拐，以元的价格卖给他人。月日，罗女士家人找到该名女子，并将她扭送到公安局。警方仅用小时就将罗女士母女三人解救↓↓tRCEKsY
[The mother and daughter, three market abduction in guangxi Is a person with yuan sell [anger]], guangxi ms with her two daughters to the fair in the town. A woman see ms a little delirious, will she and her two children abduction, with RMB price to sell to others. Month, ms family find the woman, and she was conveyed to the public security bureau. Police in just hours will ms three rescue left left tRCEKsY mother and daughter]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：【海底捞回应：北京店“老鼠爬进装食物柜子”属实】老鼠后厨乱爬、火锅勺掏下水道……昨日，海底捞被媒体曝出有严重卫生问题。海底捞回应称报道情况属实，并对涉事门店进行停业整改。南都记者走访广州部分餐饮店发现，有餐饮店并未做到相关部门规定的“明厨亮灶”，即通过透明式、开放式、视频监控式、...全文： m.weibo
[【 haidilao response Beijing store mouse climbed into the food cupboard true 】 mice after hutch crawling, hot pot scoop out sewer... Yesterday, haidilao was exposed by the media has serious health problems. Haidilao responded reported the case, and the involved stores out of business. SMW reporter visited guangzhou some establishments were found, there are restaurants did not prescribed by the relevant authority Ming kitchen bright stove, namely, through the transparent, open, video monitoring,... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：错过不再！守护灵召唤攻略首次全公开，还有……#超级剧集镇魂街#幕后花絮之守护灵篇，看完想跟做视频的同学谈一谈，说好的趣味教程呢，最后的于禁又又又又又一次戳泪点。[泪]#酷剧场# tRCYTC
[Miss no longer! Guardian spirit summons strategy all publicly for the first time, and... # # super series azraell street behind-the-scenes footage of guardian spirit, finish see want to talk to students do video, say good fun tutorial, the final again again again again again stamp with tears. Cool [tears] # # tRCYTC theatre]
猫扑：【浙江义乌男童尿停电梯从半空坠落，深昏迷天后醒来】 月日下午，浙江义乌一名岁男童进入观光电梯时，往电梯控制主板位置撒尿，导致电梯停滞，电梯门半开状态，男童随后不慎坠落。经多学科联合脑复苏等综合康复治疗，男童于深度昏迷天后苏醒。目前，涉事男童意识清醒，但还需进行智力、语言、手...全文： m.weibo
[The zhejiang yiwu boys urine elevator fall from the air, deep coma after wake up 】 month days afternoon, zhejiang yiwu a old boy enters sightseeing elevator, the elevator control main board position pee, results in the stagnation of the elevator, the elevator door ajar, careless boy then fall. The multidisciplinary joint comprehensive rehabilitation treatment such as brain recovery, boys in deep coma days later regained consciousness. At present, the involved boy conscious, but still need to intelligence, language, hand... The full text m. eibo]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：【奔驰AMG GT售价.-.万元】成都车展，奔驰AMG GT系列售价正式公布，共分为款车型，售价为.-.万元。除了前脸进气格栅造型有所调整外，新车配置也进一步得到升级。大伙觉得价格如何？
[The Mercedes AMG GT price. -. Ten thousand yuan 】 chengdu auto show, Mercedes AMG GT series officially announced price, which is divided into models for. -. Ten thousand yuan. In addition to former face intake grille shape change, new car configuration also has been further upgraded. Everyone think about the price? ]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
一块去旅行：陪我到可可西里去看海 最美的人间禁地
[To go to the sea with me to the hoh xil is the most beautiful of the forbidden area in the world]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：不可思议的个科学现象！火烧钢针，发生了神奇的现象。。tRCEXUrZ
[Incredible scientific phenomenon! Fire steel needle, magical phenomenon happened.. tRCEXUrZ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#谁都不服舅服你！联盟都来了[允悲] tRCRSYqh
[Old driver class # # who defy my uncle take you! The [allow sad] tRCRSYqh alliance]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：这种治疗方法的科学依据是什么[费解]
[What is scientific basis for the treatment of [difficult]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【摇头爷爷摇孩子头治脑瘫 医院：治愈率超%】一名男子剧烈摇晃儿童脑袋治疗脑瘫的视频热传。男子被称“摇头爷爷”，是一名医生。视频中，该医生先是前后摇晃孩子脖颈，然后揉搓孩子的脑袋，母亲心疼的直掉眼泪。这种每次收费元，每天有多个孩子在他那看病↓↓tRCEiEL
[Hospital [shakes his head grandpa shake HaiZiTou cure cerebral palsy cure rate than % 】 a man violently shaking head video for the treatment of cerebral palsy children heat transfer. Man has been referred to as grandpa shook his head, is a doctor. In the video, the first rocking the baby neck, and then rub your childs head, mother love dearly straight tears. This fee RMB each time, every day there are more than one child in his doctor left left tRCEiEL]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子被老婆和妈妈捆绑狂抽耳光，他干了啥？[吃惊]】从视频中看到，一名男子被捆绑在椅子上，一女子站在男子面前猛抽其嘴巴，一边咒骂。车子买了那么多钱，你几万块就抵押了，把店也押掉了，你怎么不找个好人家把我也抵押掉的？旁边另一女子不断说着打、打、打。↓↓tRCEcUjH
[The man was a wife and mother bundled crazy smoke box on the ear, he did what? [surprised]] to see from the video, a man bound in a chair, a woman standing in front of the man at the mouth, and cursed. The car so much money, you tens of thousands of pieces of mortgage, also out of the shop how dont you find a badly to I also mortgage? Next to another woman constantly said to play, play, play. Left left tRCEcUjH]
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