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锦鲤大王：
#大王睡啦#晚安周三(戊申月戊辰日)。愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。*。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*
[King # # goodnight sleep on Wednesday (e month Wu-cheng). Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *]

【商务合作WX】tox_jia 【广告合作WX】lin_ojoj【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

KobeBryant：
My heart goes out to everyone affected by the earthquake. Stay strong 🙏 🙏 🙏
[我的心飞向了每个人都受到地震的影响。保持强劲🙏🙏🙏]

新浪娱乐：
截止今晚点，#电影战狼#已突破亿票房，@吳京在庆功宴上感谢团队主创，说道：“小伙伴们，辛苦了辛苦了！我知道各位一路走来辛苦了，我们一起创造了历史，创造了纪录，中国电影史上有你们的名字，谢谢，谢谢！”接着连干三杯啤酒，诚意满满[心]→tRQsopr tRhyE
[Cut-off points tonight, # # movie war Wolf has exceeded billion at the box office, @ wujing Thanks to the team on the celebration dinner, sometimes say friends, hard work hard! Hard, I know you along the way we create history together, creates a record, your name is on the Chinese movie history, thank you, thank you! Then dry three beers, sincerity [heart] - > full tRQsopr tRhyE]

新浪娱乐

冷笑话精选：
见过的很罕见的姓氏是姓什么？
[Seen rare last name is family name? ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

回忆专用小马甲：
烤牛肉、烤板筋、烤羊排、烤鹌鹑蛋、烤羊筋、烤豆腐卷、烤大虾、烤蚕蛹、烤馍片。烧烤托我给你带个话：想你了[心]
[Roast beef, roast plate reinforcement, roast lamb, roasted quail eggs, roast sheep, roast bean curd rolls, roast shrimp, roast silkworm chrysalis, baked buns. Barbecue me to bring you a words miss you (heart)]

《愿无岁月可回头》

姜gary_狗哥8888：
愿平安🙏
[愿平安🙏 ]

HALYANG工作邮箱：gouge@sina

郭艾伦：
记忆里很久没有被罚下过的比赛了那一刻真不想下场真想继续打现在心里憋着一股气没出去今天真心后悔唉
[Memory havent been sent off for a game that moment really dont want to end Really want to continue to play Inside a gas didnt go out now Today really regret alas]

...

每日一狗：
小柯基Lilo每天动不动就翻个肚皮没心没肺地乐呵呵，看着这灿烂的笑容，感觉什么困难都能过去！[爱你]心情不好的时候，撸狗比什么都有用！[哈哈] tRwM
[Xiao ke base Lilo easily over belly into, the good mood every day looking at the smile, feeling what difficulty can be past! Love you in a bad mood, lu dog is more useful than anything! (ha ha) tRwM]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

人民日报：
【加油九寨沟！震后生死小时，这些画面很温暖[心]】#四川九寨沟地震#，牵动无数人的心。余震中逆行的战士，争分夺秒抢救伤员的医生，大爱无疆的志愿团队，危急时用身体护住妻子的丈夫......灾难中的温暖，给我们带来勇气和力量！今天，请为温暖和爱心传递这条微博，愿伤亡不再增加，加油，九寨沟！
[【 go jiuzhaigou! Death hours after the quake, these pictures are very warm [heart]] # # jiuzhaigou in sichuan earthquake, affects the hearts of people. Aftershocks in retrograde warriors, race against time to rescue the wounded doctor, big love without volunteer team, in an emergency use body cover his wifes husband... Disaster in the warm, give us courage and strength! Today, please to transfer this tweet warmth and love, is willing to death no longer increases, refueling, jiuzhaigou! ]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

凯源家联合应援官博：
#凯源# 【凯源家四周年联合应援】
“还记得年少时的梦吗”
伸出双臂顽强为你们抵住岁月洪流，也捱过霜雪呵护你们小小为梦孤勇———
每一声珍重，每一场梦。
“掌声响起来，我们的爱与你同在”
这次依然为你们加油，我们永远的超级英雄。@TFBOYS-王俊凯 @TFBOYS-王源
[# # KaiYuan 【 KaiYuan home the fourth anniversary of the joint who 】 remember dreams of youth? stretched forth his arms stubbornly resist the years for you torrent, frost and snow to caress you also dragged small solitary courage for a dream -- - every treasure, each a dream. applause sounded, our love will always be with you still cheer for you this time, we always super hero. @ TFBOYS chun-kai wang @ TFBOYS -- hanah]

王俊凯王源

英国报姐：
一波肥常实用的撸猫小技能小常识，伴君如伴虎，努力做个好奴才伺候好主子[喵喵]
[A wave of fat practical rolled cat little skill of common sense, often accompany you as with tiger, strive to do a good slave to serve mastermeow meow]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

全球育儿大全：
路虎电动车一辆，颜值爆表，霸气侧漏！让孩子从小就赢在起跑线上，拿走不谢！[来][来]
[Land rover vehicle a, appearance, domineering sliding sideways! Let the children grow up to win on the starting line, take no thank! [to] [to]]

这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

娱乐情报媛：
今年最火的《#Despacito#》原版MV中英文字幕，喜欢的可以收藏！[心]tRvB
[This years hottest # Despacito# original MV in both Chinese and English subtitles, likes to collect! [heart] tRvB]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～

Happy张江：
分享几个非常实用的#浴室技巧#，第一个就厉害了，转需[赞]tRQsWf
[Share some very practical bathroom technique # #, the first is much, turn to be [like] tRQsWf]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

小野妹子学吐槽：
你不是因为喝多了才会哭，才会大笑，才会讲真心话，才会突然给他发信息。你是因为想哭，想大笑，想讲真心话，想给他发信息才喝多的。
[Not because you drink too much will cry, laugh, will speak the truth, would suddenly send information to him. Because you want to cry, want to laugh, to speak the truth, want to send information to him to drink. ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

我Hold不住了：
你知不知道，原来智障是会传染的……哈哈哈感觉好蠢萌[笑cry]
[Do you know, the original mentally disabled is contagious... Ha ha ha feel stupid of [laugh cry]]

一个爱生活的吃货~

央视新闻：
【外交部：印军仍有人和台推土机非法滞留中国领土】外交部发言人办公室今天表示，据中方掌握，截至日，印军仍有人和台推土机非法滞留在中国领土。中方强调，印方必须将全部越界人员和装备撤回边界线印度一侧，无论印军还有多少人非法越界并滞留在中国境内，其性质都是对中国领土主权的严重侵犯
[[the ministry of foreign affairs troops still someone and bulldozer illegally 】 Chinas territory, a spokesman for the ministry of foreign affairs office, said today according to the master, as of the day, troops still someone and bulldozer illegally in the Chinese territory. China emphasized that the Indian side all cross-border personnel and equipment must be withdrawn border Indian side, no matter how many people are still troops cross the border illegally and stays within the territory of China, whose nature is a serious violation of Chinas territorial sovereignty]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

张雪峰老师：
#张老师课堂# 干啥都不容易！
[# # teacher zhang class what is not easy! ]

米兰的球迷，北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红！

思想聚焦：
这大概也是一种成长。
[This is probably a kind of growth. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

新浪新闻：
【他为抗震救灾官兵送水送面，被夸后害羞了：真有点不好意思[可爱]】月日，四川绵阳平武县道路拥堵，赴九寨沟救援官兵等待了一夜，附近餐馆送来水和面。送水送面的四川大哥周伟东告诉说：他也常在前线抗洪救灾，这是自己应该做的。[心][心]tRQXqzk
[He send water surface, for earthquake relief troops after being praised shy it was kind of embarrassed [lovely]] month, sichuan mianyang pingwu road congestion, go to jiuzhaigou relief troops waiting all night, bringing water and near the restaurant. Eldest brother send water to the sichuan wei-dong zhou told said he often flood relief in the front, this is should do yourself. TRQXqzk [heart] [heart]]

上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=

Dipsy迪西：
舒淇｜《红秀Grazia》，年八月上总第期～老天赏饭吃的高级脸，硬照水准always在线，又野又帅又霸气！[酷][酷][酷]
[Shu qi | Grazia Grazia, August in total in the first period ~ god enjoy a meal at the top face, hard level always online, handsome, wild ambition! [cool] [cool] [cool]]

一个重庆人，男的男的男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊ins：dipdipdipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@butterfree

林小宅-：
📷📸我来帮你拍一张吧～
[📷📸我来帮你拍一张吧～ ]

wu2198：
今天忍了小时不看微博，进步了！[耶]
[Today to endure hours from weibo, progress! [and]]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

当时我就震惊了：
所以，勇敢的豁出去吧！
[So, brave lose yourself! ]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

男神：
夜宵哟，夜宵哟！请你次
[Yo yo food taken late at night, food taken late at night! Would you please time]

鼓楼东大街小经厂胡同号仙女万事屋

全球奇闻趣事：
心情不好的时候就点开看看，立竿见影[哈哈]
[Some open to see when I was in a bad mood, immediate (ha ha)]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
陈奕迅把自己都唱哭的《人来人往》现场版，闭起双眼你最挂念谁？[心]tRlKurp
[Eason chan himself sing the cry of the live edition of the people are busy, close your eyes you miss most? [heart] tRlKurp]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

overwater：
愿你被时光温柔以待
[May you be wait time tenderness]

自由摄影师 * 时光是台造梦机 * 微信 overwater * 约片请私信

神店通缉令：
这大概是大多数女孩子拒绝不了的礼物吧。
[This is probably most girls cannot refuse to present. ]

（合作qq：）微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

英式没品笑话百科：
鲜为人知的小秘密：小脚趾的存在就是为了在夜里寻找家具腿和墙角。

——CrispyCritiquer
[Little-known little secret the existence of the little toe is to looking for furniture legs and corner in the night. - CrispyCritiquer]

奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

一只学屌：
看着很好吃的样子。[馋嘴]面食狂
[Looked at is very delicious. [available] pasta]

从前有个人关注了我，然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子

新浪体育：
【之前我一直是相信科学的……】自从富力主场越秀山体育场座椅刷了金漆……富力一转颓势：主场战全胜，打进球，每场最低消费球[费解][费解][费解]
-广州恒大
-延边富德
-胜广州恒大
-胜辽足
-胜江苏苏宁
[【 before I have always been believe science... 】 Fuli yuexiu stadium seats at home since the brushed gold lacquer... Fuli turn a weakness home wins, a goal, every lowest consumption ball [difficult] [difficult] [difficult] - guangzhou Evergrande th - yanbian - - guangzhou Evergrande - sheng liao foot - jiangsu su ning]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

财经网：
【南京男子地铁站自拍惹纠纷非洲乘客称“灵魂被拍进去了”】近日，地铁S号线南京南站发生一起因自拍引起的纠纷。一名非洲留学生以为车厢内的俞先生在拍自己，顿时情绪激动并与对方发生口角，同时还声称“自己的灵魂被拍进去了”。旁边几位大学生见同胞“被欺负”，用英语和留学生争吵起来，随后报警
[The man in nanjing subway station take provoked disputes African passengers called soul was made in 】 recently, metro line S the nanjing south railway station occurred disputes caused by take together. An African students thought Mr Yu in his car, suddenly excited and had a quarrel with each other, at the same time also claim that ones own soul was made in. Beside a few college students see compatriots bullied, quarrel with students in English, then report to the police]