一句话证明你有多宅 __________________________________
[A word to prove how much you curtilage __________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
何炅：我会永远用这仰慕的目光追随你。我的老师，我的朋友，我的移动食堂。哈哈哈哈哈哈，黄小厨祝你生日快乐呦！@黄磊微博
[Ill use the admiring eyes follow you forever. My teacher, my friends, my mobile dining room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yellow small kitchen to wish you a happy birthday! @ Huang Leiwei bo]
黄磊微博：[doge][doge][doge]
[[doge][doge][doge]]
羅志祥：生日快樂啊 最強大腦多爸爸 願你ㄧ切平安 健康！ @黄磊微博
[Happy birthday to you! Most brain dad peace be to you cut one more healthy! @ Huang Leiwei bo]
我〜就是我！不喜勿進！
大冰：【午夜树洞】
难过的事情，往这里倒吧
倒完好好睡觉去
#好吗好的#
[< br > tree hole at midnight 】 【 sad things, to here. < br > down intact good sleep < br > # # please ok]
野生作家二流主持人民谣歌手的一块上马石老背包客不敬业的酒吧掌柜油画科班手鼓艺人业余皮匠西藏控资深丽江混混重症失眠患者禅宗临济弟子
思想聚焦：祝你今天愉快，你明天的愉快留着我明天再祝。
——王小波 《爱你就像爱生命》
[I wish you a happy today, are you happy with me tomorrow I wish again tomorrow. < br > - wang love you like love life]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
回忆专用小马甲：我都开始擦身体乳了，你咋还不护肤呢？到时候可别怪我美你个措手不及💅
[I started to rub the body milk, does your zha dont protect skin? 到时候可别怪我美你个措手不及💅]
《愿无岁月可回头》
黄灿灿acan：妈妈问我：崽怎么变乖了 知道冬天多穿衣服了 以前都穿很少往外面跑
我说：因为我不想让张振着凉
关他什么事啊
我一穿少了 他怕我着凉就会脱自己外套要我穿
#爱情的样子#
[Usually the mother ask me how to get good Know before winter wear more clothes wear rarely ran out < br > I said because I dont want to let Zhang Zhen catch cold < br > what he < br > I one to wear less Hes afraid I catch a cold will take off your coat to me < br > # love #]
演戏的 工作邮箱xhacan@ 非诚勿扰
VanNess吳建豪：這次挑戰自己跳現代舞。開始練的時候不知結果會是這麼樣，但也沒想那麼多。唯一想的就是想跳就跳。而最重要的事，要享受整個過程。原來南安王也會跳舞阿！#南安舞王##OneLastSmile##OLS##下一首情歌# tRfenq .
[The challenge their modern dance. Began to practice result would be so kind, but didnt think so much. Only want to want to jump jump. The most important thing, want to enjoy the whole process. Originally south king also can dance! # # # # # at Southampton nataraja OneLastSmile# OLS# under a song # tRfenq.]
我是吳建豪.工作邀約請洽vanness.wu@foxmail
豆瓣说：还记得你跟前任最后一次见面的场景吗
[Remember your previous scenes of the last time the two saw each other]
嘻嘻
胡永平-：有人因为裸条事件说女孩要富养，我一点也不认可。我认为一个人的价值观决定其生存法则，现代社会并没有那么多生死存亡的大事，我给闺女的态度就是：女孩要自立，靠自己！更要活得充实！
[Because someone naked article said the girl to eutrophic events, I dont. I think a persons values determines the survival law, modern society is not so much difference between life and death, I gave her attitude is girl to self-reliance, depend on oneself! More to live full!]
我NB我存在
楊怡TaviaYeung：温馨幸福的晚上，終於見到漂亮的媽媽@Linda鍾嘉欣 和可愛的Kelly B，人生路上真的很奇妙，一轉眼，我們已不再是小女孩，小生命就是歲月的見証[害羞][害羞][害羞][愛你][愛你][愛你][愛你]Love u[心][心][心]My dearest friend
[Sweet and happy night, finally meet beautiful mom @ Linda Linda chung and lovely Kelly B, really wonderful on the journey of life. While, we are no longer a little girl, little life was the witness of years [shy] [shy] [shy] [Love] you [Love] you [Love] you [Love] you Love u [heart] [heart] [heart] My dearest friend]
五月天资讯台：【#五月天阿信生日快樂#】膽怯時，用溫柔又鑒定的聲音澆灌著勇气；踟躅不前时，字裡行間默默地推了一把；他小心翼翼的用雙手守护着我們一片童真的领地。謝謝你的存在，我們在某年某月某個時刻相遇，於是在追夢的路上從不孤單。謝謝你如同詩一般，出現在我們的自傳里。生日快樂，我們的小太陽@阿信
[# mayday a-shin wowed happy birthday # 】 【 timidity, watered with the voice of tender and identification with courage; Chi Zhu back, between the lines in silence a push; He carefully with both hands to protect our territory a childlike innocence. Thank you for your presence, we met in once upon a time, and in the way of dream never alone. Thank you like poetry, appear in our autobiography. Happy birthday, our little @ ashin]
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王珞丹：今夜无眠[二哈]
[Sleepless tonight ,]
博主祇在這裡瞎胡鬧，正經事請找@王珞丹工作室
孙红雷：磊磊，@黄磊微博 生日快乐，祝你早日聪明[爱你][爱你][爱你]
[, @ Huang Leiwei because bo happy birthday, I wish you a speedy wise love you [] [] love you love you []]
一个比普通人还普通的普通人
咸贵人：每次搬家的时候就知道一个家的建设有多么的难，从拖鞋纸巾到家用电器，从把衣服挂入衣柜到伸手就知道遥控器藏在哪个角落，从空空荡荡到越住越满，如同我们成长的路上点点滴滴造就如今的自己。所以如果有个人打开门让你住进他的家，就像接受你进入到他一点一点修炼成的生命中一样。不熟悉，慢慢来，不合
[Every time when we move, you will know how difficult, the construction of a home from slippers tissues to household appliances, from hang your clothes into the wardrobe to stretch out my hand will know that the remote control which hide in the corner, from empty to more live more full, as we grow up in the way of the dribs and drabs make now of oneself. So if someone opens the door to let you live in his house, like to accept you into his practice into life bit by bit. Not familiar with, to slowly,]
我还没放弃，请你也一定要加油。（公微订阅号ID：xianguiren
江宁婆婆：现在去北京穿什么衣服？除了口罩还要带啥必备的？[思考]
[Now go to Beijing what to wear? In addition to face mask with what necessary? [thinking]]
来嘛英雄，猜猜我是谁？ 也可关注微信号：jnpopo
演员王妍之：老大，生日快乐❤️@唐嫣
[Boss, happy birthday to ❤ ️ @ tiffany tang]
距理性太近 离灵魂太远 ❤️ 工作事宜请联系经纪人-李先生-微信：LRX
五月天吧：在所有流逝的风景里希望始终好好，一切好好，生日，快乐。@阿信 #五月天阿信生日快乐#
[In all the passing scenery hope has always been very good, all very good, birthday, and happy. # @ # ahshin mayday a-shin wowed a happy birthday]
五月天吧 tieba.baidumayday
天天美食推荐：如果你很饿，你会选择吃榴莲还是臭豆腐.....？[doge]
[If you are hungry, you can choose to eat durian is stinky tofu... ? [doge]]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！
他予他梦：喜欢一个人是想把他的全世界都照亮，喜欢一个人是想二十四小时与他保持联系，喜欢一个人是把自己所有的快乐都交给他决定。或许有时候看起来很白痴，可是这些真的真的都是最纯粹的喜欢。
[Like a person is to want to put his illuminating all over the world, like a person is to want to twenty four small keep in touch with him, like a person is all his happiness to his decision. Maybe sometimes seems very idiot, but these really, really is the most pure love.]
爱是两个人的事
CNU_blank：“我喜欢纯粹的东西，我不喜欢酒里掺水。我也这样对待我的生活。”——马塞尔·杜尚
[I like pure things, I dont like to drink water. I also treat me this way of life. - marcel duchamp]
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张蓝心zoe：你们在干什么？
[What are you doing?]
成龙电影《十二生肖》主演 金像奖最佳新演员提名 金鸡百花奖最佳新演员提名 华鼎奖最佳新人 年跆拳道全国冠军
我和表妹的极品事：教你几个非常实用猫咪DIY的用品，好玩又省钱！ tRfAVIG
[Teach you some very practical cat DIY supplies, fun and save money! tRfAVIG]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
电影馆长：一支走心的泰国广告，“朋友”就是永远在一起，让你看到生命中的美好...[抱抱][抱抱][抱抱][抱抱] tRfaheDT
[A heart Thai advertising, friend is forever in together, let you see the beauty in life... [hug] [hug] [hug] [hug] tRfaheDT]
骨灰级司机
五月天微吧：#五月天阿信生日快乐#
致五月天：
这首五迷演唱版#五月天任意门# 属于你们也属于我们。如果我们不曾相遇，我会是在哪里。 如果我们不曾相识，不存在这首歌曲。 你们带领我们进入疯狂世界，唱出属于我们的倔强。
你们引领我们走向第二人生，写下属于我们的自传。 五月天， 谢谢你们相遇我们，谢谢
[# # mayday ashin happy birthday < br > to mayday < br > the first five fans singing version # mayday arbitrary door # belong to you also belongs to us. If we didnt meet, where I can be. If we have not met, there is no this song. You led us into the crazy world, sing belongs to our stubbornness. < br > you lead us to the second life, write down our autobiography. Mayday, thank you meet us, thank you]
投稿方式可私信回复 投稿 。 想看到更多精彩独家内容就订阅我吧， 私信回复 DY 即可。 微信公众号MAYDAY，将公布各种团购信息。
VanNess吳建豪：南安王也會跳現代舞[摊手]#南安舞王# 新的MV出了！這次挑戰自己跳現代舞，沒想到會這麼的痛爽，興奮，享受。這次練舞真的超開心。希望你們能感受到我們的熱情。#下一首情歌##OLS##OneLastSmile# tRfeyrd .
[Nanan king also modern dance [stand hand] # # nanan nataraja new MV out! This challenge their modern dance, I didnt expect such pain, excitement and enjoyment. This dance is really happy. I hope you can feel our passion. The next love song # # # # OLS# OneLastSmile# tRfeyrd.]
我是吳建豪.工作邀約請洽vanness.wu@foxmail
雪梨Cherie：嘿嘿 半夜的你们饿了嘛[污]
[Hey hey you hungry? In the middle of the night [pollution]]
【工作事宜请联系】cee@thechinstudio；简历应聘请投递info@thechinstudio
五月天资讯台：【福利】#五月天阿信生日快樂#五月天主唱大人、STAYREAL总裁、耍淘氣的陳阿信，生日快樂！有這樣一群人會永遠陪伴在你身邊，讓我們一起往最遠的永遠延續吧。①關注@五月天資訊台 轉發微博送生日祝福，就有機會贏STAYREAL小夥伴海綿年曆手賬本(名)②關注「五月天资讯台」wx送出生日祝福送出本。
[[welfare] # mayday ashin happy birthday # adults, the lead singer of mayday STAYREAL President, play naughty to xin Chen, happy birthday! Have such a group of people will always accompany in your side, lets go furthest last forever. () focus @ mayday information platform Forwarding microblogging send birthday wishes, will have a chance to win STAYREAL friend sponge calendar hand books (a) () focus on mayday information wx send birthday wishes sent this.]
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段子楼：你夸一个女人一百次“漂亮”，她可能一次都不记得 但你说一个“胖”字试试，她会记一辈子。——,,
[You said a woman one hundred times beautiful, she probably cant remember at a time But you said a word fat try, she will remember for a lifetime. -- and,]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
我和贱人的狗血经历：不断变换的烟花折纸教程，超级漂亮了！好神奇，马了慢慢学！[心]tRtGxT
[Changing the fireworks origami tutorial, super beautiful! Good magic, the horse slowly learning! [heart] tRtGxT]
生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信
季箐：我要怎么和你解释，在我毫不犹豫爱你时，恐惧同样无边无际。
[Explain how do I and you, when I love you without any hesitation, the same endless fear.]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
打假少年：艹粉是一种什么样的体验，邀请：@我的朋友是个呆B @同道大叔 @银教授 @袁琢 @回忆专用小马甲 @追风少年刘全有 @屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長 @精分君 @贴吧君 @捡书少年 @影视大魔王 @陆琪 @小野妹子学吐槽 @张全蛋 @王尼玛 @秋田六千 @许灵子 回答。
[Acutely powder is a kind of what kind of experience, invited @ my friend is a professor of fellow uncle stay B @ @ silver @ Yuan Zhuo @ recall special grade small ma jia @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu @ prick silk dragonfly captain @ fine points you @ @ tieba king picked up a book young @ film archenemy @ Liu Qi @ ono sister learn fun @ Zhang Quan egg @ wang nima @ akita six thousand @ Xu Lingzi answer.]
抄袭，虚假抽奖，请私信。
全球热门搜罗：晒一张自拍，看有没有眼缘的 _________________________。
[Bask in a self-time, look have eye catching _________________________.]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
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