2016年12月30日星期五

The notices are critical, nima is a. Mailbox hezuo @ baozou of cooperationTo study all interested

王尼玛:
    开了个脑洞,假如三国时代就有直播,我想应该是这样的…… tRIBzQil
[Opened a imagination, if I want to live in The Three Kingdoms period, should be like this... tRIBzQil]

处处留心皆暴漫,天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

陳奕迅所長:
    一路一起
[All the way together]

對研究所有興趣者,請即電自己或查看easonfans。祝大家身體健康! 經理人公司:廿一克有限公司 聯絡:welcome@mykan.hk 經理人:甘菁菁

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈笑岔气了!“光头很吊是不是??妈的这个练过,快跑……”[笑cry]tRIBC
[Ha ha ha stitches! Bald is hanging?? Damn this practiced, run... [laughing cry] tRIBC]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

许嵩:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​还可以​
[You can also]

App社区:xusong 公务邮箱:vaestudio@hotmail(张先生)

神店通缉令:
    外向的孤独患者自我拉扯[doge]
[Outgoing lonely patients self pulling [doge]]

微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了

软软其实不太硬:
    如果你实在被逼的没办法,一定要在下面九张图里选一个回家过日子,你选谁?[二哈]
[If you really be compelled of cant, must be in the following nine picture to choose a home to live, who would you like to choose? [two ha]]

我是兴趣使然的喜剧小工匠,软软,我用快乐制造快乐。

娱乐圈扒姐:
    举重妖精金福珠 李圣经吃醋超可爱,想和南柱赫谈恋爱了,简直教科书般哄女友方式,两个人超甜啊~[羞嗒嗒] tRIBVpC
[Lifting the demon Jin Fuzhu Lee bible jealous super cute, want to Hector and south column to fall in love, simply as a textbook coax girlfriend way, two super sweet ~ [shame clicking] tRIBVpC]

Bitch,我正盯着你呢.爆料请私信

猫扑:
    “东北弟弟打架被姐姐骂,全程笑点,大碴子味好浓弟弟最后一句话暖哭了![坏笑]教练!我也想要这样的姐姐!tRIulAbp
[Brother fight was sister scold, northeast to the punchline, big ballastless son smell good strong brother last sentence warm crying! [laughs] bad coach! I also want to sister! TRIulAbp]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

思想聚焦:
    买单见人品 tRIBGMaE
[Pay tRIBGMaE see character]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

新浪娱乐:
    @安宰贤 #具惠善# 夫妇将共同出演tvN新综艺《新婚日记》[心]该节目是《三时三餐》PD罗暎锡的新企划,将邀请真正的艺人夫妇,呈现他们的新婚生活。安宰贤和具惠善已经进行过几次拍摄,将展现甜蜜的新婚生活以及会令新婚夫妇产生共鸣的现实一面。准备好迎接狗粮了吗?[嘻嘻]tRIkm
[# # @ AnZai xian with HuiShan couples will star in a new variety tvN the wedding diary [heart] the show is three meals tin PD luos new project, will be invited to a real artist couple, present their new life. AnZai xian and HuiShan has shot several times, will show sweet new life, and can make the newlyweds resonate with reality. Ready for the dog food? [xi xi] tRIkm]

新浪娱乐

孙杨:
    为了伦敦和里约,牙齿矫正的事情一拖再拖。而今天被大家津津乐道的我的牙,终于准备要“立正站齐、改斜归正”啦!杨哥的新武器隐形牙套GET!感谢@杭州口腔医院城西分院 专家团队@牙医李小凤 @正畸医生陈丹鹏 的精湛医术,贴心服务!让牙齿矫正不再让人惧怕,原来看牙医也可以很开心!另外医院食堂的蛋
[To London and Rio, delayed orthodontics. Today, are you relish my tooth, finally ready to stood to attention of qi, changes inclined reformed! New weapons invisible braces Yang Ge GET! Thank @ stomatological hospital of hangzhou west branch expert team @ the dentist Li Xiaofeng @ orthodontic doctors dan-peng Chen consummate medical skill, intimate service! Let orthodontics let people no longer fear, originally the dentist can also be very happy! Another hospital canteen eggs]

工作联系电话: 非工作勿扰

余文樂:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​之前跟馮導合作拍攝微電影,徐帆老師也有過來探班,真是令人羨慕 ~ tRIHUISP​
[Before working with feng micro film shooting, xu teachers have come to the set, is really an enviable ~ tRIHUISP]

一個嗜好太多能力太小的普通人

史玉柱大闲人:
    在如此高压反腐态势下,居然还有人利用权力巨额敲诈企业。
[In such high pressure under the anti-corruption dynamics, incredibly huge blackmail others use power enterprises.]

好色黑心大嘴巴

热门搞笑排行榜:
    东北弟弟打架,姐姐教育的真精辟耶,喜感十足,两打一还闲出两,哈哈哈哈,笑炸了!弟弟最后一句话暖心![心]tRIIEWX
[Northeast brother fight, elder sister really penetrating of education, very happy feeling, two dozen also idle out two, ha ha ha ha, smile to blow up! Brother last sentence warm heart! [heart] tRIIEWX]

关注@热门搞笑排行榜,获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣:】

我的朋友是个呆B:
    别人家的狗,简直太乖太懂事了
[Someone elses dog, it is too good too sensible]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

扒皮王:
    娱乐圈最会与小鲜肉谈情说爱的,除了萧亚轩,就是邓文迪了。当地时间月日,今年岁的邓文迪和岁的模特小情人Bertold Zahoran在加勒比海域的圣巴特海滩浪漫散步的一组照片,两人牵手、相拥、亲吻,看上去十分甜蜜。岁了还能与这样的完美身材小鲜肉相爱,你服不服?
[Entertainment industry the most will love affairs with little meat, in addition to elva hsiao, is the deng. Local time, February nd year wendi and old model at the age of little valentine Bertold Zahoran st bart romantic walk on the beach in the Caribbean waters of a set of photos, two people hand in hand, hugs and kisses, look very sweet. Years old also with such perfect body little fresh in love, you give up?]

工作请联系邮箱:realpipi@ 公号:realbapiwang

口袋英语:
    小朋友,我想拜你为师!最后的击掌太帅了![doge]tROyi
[Kid, I want to worship you for the teacher! The final hand-clapping too handsome! [doge] tROyi]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 !合作QQ:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一位主人欣慰地表示,家里俩货越长越像了[笑cry][笑cry]
[Island, one master pleased to said home two shipment is more long more like [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

北美吐槽君:
    谁来拯救我的口吃?真希望自己能正常地说话啊。
[Who will save my stuttering? Wish I can speak normally.]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

赵丽颖:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​#送礼颂美丽#新年送礼有技巧~#赵丽颖送礼颂美丽#请一定要仔细看完,不然后果自负哦[笑cry] tRIBqGwf .​
[# # giving praise beautiful New Year gifts have skill ~ # li-ying zhao giving praise beautiful # please read carefully and otherwise the consequence is proud oh [laugh cry] tRIBqGwf.]

沙溢:
    明天是年的最后一天,明天我会赶去和安吉、鱼儿还有“国民婆婆”[偷笑][偷笑]一起跨年,迎接新年喽![爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你]
[Tomorrow is the last day, tomorrow I will get to and angie, fish and national mother-in-law [laughing] [laughing] across years together, welcome the New Year! Love you love you [] [] [] love you love you [] [] love you]

工作事宜:胖先生 gaolesi@

李维嘉:
    昨天看完你的彩排,我只能说能成为你的粉丝我很荣幸!谢谢你,祝今晚一切如你所愿!
[Watching your rehearsal yesterday, I can only say that can I feel honored to be your fans! Thank you, I wish tonight everything as you wish!]

演艺工作请洽经纪人小胡benh@gmail

噗嗤大叔:
    有哪些鲜为人知的厉害的运动品牌?
[What are the little-known sports brand?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

肉肉小臭臭大宝宝:
    博物最近翻牌的路数有点琢磨不透,不知道叫一声宇宙无敌愁永昼男神还管不管用了[污]这个人这段时间在票圈里天天卖这种花,这到底是什么神奇的花噢?原理是什么啊?百撕不得骑姐[摊手]@博物杂志
[Museum recently flip CARDS a bit elusive, dont know what is called a universe invincible sorrow ever day male god also tube no matter [pollution] during this time the man in the ticket circles every day to sell this kind of flower, what exactly is this wonderful flower oh? What is the principle? The tear may not ride a elder sisterstand hand @ nature science magazine]

被爱是奢侈的幸福,可惜你从来不在乎

秋田六千:
    这只叫做ジーニー的柴犬,它的属性是壁犬,天天趴在墙上的小洞洞里,它的主人最喜欢在墙的这一头玩它了,我路过看到它可能会撸个不停![doge]
[This is only called ジ ー ニ ー shiba inu, its attribute is a wall, every day in the little holes on the wall, its master the most like to play in the wall of the end of it, I pass by to see it may be rolled away! [doge]]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

国产山贼:
    放学路上。tRIVWwl
[The road school. tRIVWwl]

【中西合璧!! 】

Bonnie看剧:
    学生时代的美好爱情,就是墨迹一万次晚安不嫌烦还甜蜜到爆炸;他跑步时偷偷在队尾抱住你看你扭捏的样子;你平时即便再邋遢也会在他面前精心打扮;你被偷亲心里窃喜但假装很讨厌;他因为你不爱惜自己而生气但还是忍不住关心你;彼此因对方的异性朋友产生小嫉妒时努力让对方安心。被狗粮撑死,已阵亡!
[Student good love, is the ink ten thousand times goodnight dont too tired also sweet to explode; He runs secretly wriggle in next morning hold you see you look like; You normally even if again dirty also can dress up in front of him; You stolen kiss my heart secretly pleased but pretend to hate; He was angry because you dont love you but I still cant help but care about you; Because each other members of the opposite sex friend produce small jealousy to reassure each other. Dog food support dead, has been killed!]

最会开车的剧评,老司机车牌公举号bnkj。

不二大叔说:
    嫁给那个满脑子都是你的人
[Marry the person who is full you]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

人民日报:
    【牛!六旬医生年获个文凭破世界纪录】到年,沈阳医生周宝宽拿下个博士、个硕士和个专科文凭,被网友称为最牛学历哥。同时,他也是世界上获得国家承认学历最多的人。周医生每天仍坚持读书小时,“学习要有方法,首先要有恒心,定下了目标就不要更改”。你还不努力吗?(视觉中国)
[The cow! doctor has a diploma to break the world record 】 to years, shenyang doctor Zhou Baokuan scored a doctor, a master and a college diploma, is known as the best education. At the same time, he also won the country admits record of formal schooling in the world the most. Weeks still keep reading hours a day the doctor, learning to have methods, first should have perseverance, set a goal, dont change. You still dont work hard? (visual) China]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

潘瑋柏:
    喜愛的照片之一
[One of the favorite photos]

我和宠物的日常:
    家里一下养了只哈士奇是怎样的体验!!! tRImdA .
[Home about how raises only huskies experience!!!!!! TRImdA.]

萌化了!( ´-ω ・)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿, 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事!公棕V信:whcwdrc

锅包肉博士:
    用一道菜(卤猪心)来总结这充满酸甜苦的一年。tRIBcwP
[With a dish (halogen pig heart) to summarize a year full of sweet and bitter. tRIBcwP]

爱段子,爱锅包肉。爱你。

人民网:
    没想到熊猫是这样生宝宝的……biu的一下~~~小熊猫:我是谁?我在哪儿?@微博搞笑排行榜
[I didnt think the panda is such a baby... Bju international it ~ ~ ~ panda who am I? Where am I? @ weibo funny list]

报道全球 传播中国

八公叔叔:
    哈士奇第一次当爹,显然兴奋过了头,整天缠着这堆小毛球,又是逗又是哄,还要躺平任小家伙们欺负……不敢想小崽子们长大后的画面,简直就是熊爹带一整个拆迁队啊![二哈][二哈]tRIByIS
[Husky when dad, for the first time clearly excited too, all day pestering this pile of hairball, teasing and coax and lie flat let kids bully... Dare not to want to prize when I grow up, is bear daddy took a whole demolition team! [two ha] [two ha] tRIByIS]

宠物医生一枚, 关注宠物健康,提倡正确的养宠观念。Wechat 八公叔叔

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