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回忆专用小马甲：
    年霉运已清除%，请转发确认[哈哈] ━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉ % ━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[Years bad luck has clear %, please confirm (ha ha) forward ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ % ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━]

《愿无岁月可回头》

新东方烹饪学校校花：
    小哥说想要个小黄人蛋糕，结果妈妈给买了这个[笑cry]
[Said the little elder brother want a yellow cake, the mother to buy the [laugh cry]]

关注 粉丝 万

英国报姐：
    当硬汉老爹知道自己要当爷爷了，激动得手足无措，反应有点萌。多么强悍的男人，都有一颗柔软的心。[心]tRIgQCY
[When the tough guy, torre to know when you want grandpa, excitement, reaction is a little bit of. What a strong man, have a soft heart. [heart] tRIgQCY]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

陈赫：
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​鸡年马上就要来了。。。
早上起来头发越来越鸡窝。。。
话说好久没有睡那么久了。。。
大家元旦快乐[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]​
[The rooster is coming soon... < br > morning hair more and nest... < br > words havent slept so long for a long time... < br > you all a happy New Years day [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]

工作事宜请发邮箱： chenhestudio@ TIANC（天才）网址：shop.m.taobao?spm=av...

陈乔恩：
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​wuli厲總～妳可回來啦～那我們今天晚上一起跨年好不[噢耶]祝大家新年快樂yo💋開香檳～🍾🥂🎊#放弃我抓紧我#​
[​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​wuli厉总～妳可回来啦～那我们今天晚上一起跨年好不[噢耶]祝大家新年快乐yo💋开香槟～🍾🥂🎊#放弃我抓紧我#​]

工作請聯繫 joeoffice@vip.qq陳喬恩工作室

同道大叔：
    射手：滚犊子[微笑]
[Sagittarius roll came [smiles]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

Dipsy迪西：
    随手 · 昨夜 · 幻乐一场 · · · · · [浮云][浮云][浮云]
[Conveniently, last night, unreal joy a... [the cloud] [the cloud] [the cloud]]

一个重庆人，男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@doperinc

思想聚焦：
    你可以穷，但千万别廉价 tRIgOYAo
[You can be poor, but dont cheap tRIgOYAo]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

渡边鱼子酱：
    明年是本命年，我妈已经给我买好了本命年全套装备…试着搭配了一下，感觉自己非常时尚。
[Next year is the year, my mother already bought my benmingnian outfit... Try pairing for a moment, feel very fashionable.]

如果能看到这里，希望你今天过得开心(꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪) 小伙伴@闺女哟@陈年老尿【微信公主号dubianyuzijiang（对就是全拼…dubian是私人号

安东尼：
    回墨尔本 结果旁边坐的演唱会总监 隔道坐的陈家瑛 我打算装镇定 不打扰她们 结果蓝牙耳机掉线 手机直接切换用喇叭大声放 王菲的 感情生活 我当时 🙉
[Back to Melbourne Sit next to the results of the concert director Every sat Katie Im going to my composure results dont disturb their bluetooth headset dropped Mobile phone switch directly put the trumpet loudly faye wongs love life WoDangShi 🙉]

微信idrinkbeer

蒋方舟：
    年是我少有的闲散的一年，几乎都在日本游学，看展览，一人饮酒醉，纯体验——不为了创作的体验。因此有了很多马斯洛意义上的高峰体验，我把那些瞬间鼻酸，动弹不得的瞬间记录了下来。大家这一年又有什么心脏骤停的瞬间呢？想知道。 tRIgTjRi
[Is one of my few idle years, almost all travel in Japan, see the show, the traditionalists drink drunk, the experience of pure experience - not to create. So there are a lot of maslows sense of peak experience, I put those moments BiSuan, recorded the moment could not move. All this year and what is the moment of cardiac arrest? Want to know. tRIgTjRi]

工作事宜请联络舒小姐 邮件playfish@

我的前任是个极品：
    好伙伴就是要一起快快乐乐的长胖，然后噗嗤噗嗤笑着减肥。[笑cry][笑cry]太喜感了！tRIdRYIO


我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

張敬軒Official：
    今年基本已经结束了，我问了很多朋友今年挣钱了没？大多朋友都有挣，而且挣得五花八门：有挣个屁的，有挣个锤子的，有挣个毛的，更有甚者挣个妹的，奢侈之极！最恐怖的是挣个鬼的！有的还可以，挣个球，下午我碰见一朋友，问今年挣了吗？他望着天空喃喃自语：挣个鸟！看吧，只要肯努力，什么都能挣到。
[Basic is over this year, I asked a lot of friends make money this year? Most of friends have earned, and earn a variety make a fart, has earned a hammer, has earned a MAO, moreover make a younger sister, very luxury! The most horrible is make a ghost! Some can also make a ball, the afternoon I met a friend of mine, asked earned this year? He looked at the sky muttered earn a bird! See, as long as you work hard, anything can earn.]

廣州人在香港，無車無物業，半失業狀態。經營園藝、產品出入口、小家電維修、酒樓婚宴小曲演出、廢品回收、牲口飼養。

口袋英语：
    【一部在网上疯传的短片，暖心又治愈[泪]】一只叫艾玛的牛被带上货车后，惊恐的瞪大眼睛并且不停流泪。它以为这趟路出去后就再也回不来了，没想到等待它的竟然是天堂！[心]tRIrSMpC
[【 a video circulated on the Internet, a warm heart and cure [tears]] a cow named Emma were loaded into trucks, horrified stare big eyes and tears. It is thought that after this trip to go out and never return not to, didnt expect waiting for it to be heaven! [heart] tRIrSMpC]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 ！合作QQ：

金浩森：
    年就要过去了，把不开心都留在吧[抱抱]
[Will be in the past years, he left his unhappy. [hug]]

商务合作微信 表明合作 约片微信 表明约拍。

饼饼大战贰狗叽：
    我的宝贝儿粉们，你们……管自己叫腿毛……？
[My baby powder, you... Call his legs... ?]

知名宠物博主的小号。

风息神泪：
    总结无需做。要看的只有四个：
银行卡的数字。
还能活下去的身体。
可以沟通相处的家人。
不怕叨扰对方也不怕对方叨扰的朋友。
四角若俱全，几时都是好时间。
[Dont need to do. Want to see only four < br > the number of bank CARDS. < br > can live body. < br > you can communicate with the family. < br > is not afraid to ask the other party will not be afraid to ask each other friends. < br > if the four corners, when is a good time.]

我不衰。

最神奇的视频：
    无论看多少遍，卧槽，还是觉得这一段碉堡了，好霸气！！！！！！tRPUNTF
[No matter how many times to see, oh my god, still think it a bunker, good ambition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tRPUNTF]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

噗嗤大叔：
    二十多岁的女生怎么买到有品味而不奢侈的衣服？
[More than years old girl how buy a tasteful and not luxury clothes?]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

小野妹子学吐槽：
    下图中的小红点，是二战中从火线上幸存归来的战斗机，机身哪里受到了攻击损伤的标识。如果你是工程师，为了提升返航率，你会在哪里增设装甲板？...统计学家亚伯拉罕·沃尔德的建议是：在没有红点的部分增设装甲。因为，我们拿到的数据都来自得以返航的战机，那些被击中“空白部分”的都已经坠毁了。
[The little red dot, below is returning survived world war ii on the line of fire fighters, where the fuselage is under attack damage identification. If you are a engineer, in order to increase the rate of return, where you will add plates? ... Statisticians, Abraham wald, suggestion is that when there is no red dot part of the additional armor. Because, we get the data from aircraft to return, who was shot in the blank have crashed.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

韩路-：
    今儿去我妈家路上，开破旧GL，一个车强行加塞，正好考虑前杠也要修了，就没惯他毛病，没踩刹车，他还挺执着继续往里进，最终给她右两门都蹭凹进去了。回到家，琢磨，嘿行车记录仪有素材发微博了，结果导出一看，从今年月到今天都没录上....素材没有了....很遗憾没法给大家看视频了，但没惯他这毛病。
[The way to my mothers house today, open old GL, a car forced stoppered, just the bar before considering also want to take, dont spoil his problem, not on the brakes, hes very persistent continue to enter, eventually give her right two doors ceng dents. At home, thinking about, hey vehicle traveling data recorder have material tweeting, export a look as a result, from this year to didnt record on today... Material did not have the... Im sorry cant give you see the video, but dont spoil him this problem.]

前：汽车之家总编辑，-年。 现：斯帕克科技创始人CEO。公司业务：X兴趣社区，及智能硬件。

韩国me2day：
    【naverblog】近距离欣赏#BLACKPINK# #JENNIE# 的美颜[哆啦A梦微笑] (cr.logo)
[Close naverblog 】 【 appreciate # # BLACKPINK# JENNIE#s beauty [doraemon smile] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

回忆专用小马甲：
    看到最后太出乎意料了，原来是针对小孩的犯罪，年底了，小朋友们一定要小心！

tRIgxT
[See too unexpectedly last, the original is aimed at childrens crime, at the end of the year, the children must be careful! < br > < br > tRIgxT]

《愿无岁月可回头》

这里是美国：
    一位网友在路上拍到这样一幕，一只大狗用头顶着轮椅，推着行动不便的主人在海边遛弯。[心]以前都是你带汪出去玩，现在换汪推你去看风景！[爱你]tRIqxL @每日一狗
[A netizen captured this scene on the road, a big dog with a wheelchair, overhead push action inconvenience master walk on the beach. [heart] are you wang before go out to play, now in wang push you to see the scenery! Love you [] tRIqxL @ daily a dog]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

冷笑话精选：
    超级秘技・双重啪啪啪啪啪啪啪！ [doge] tRIgOXW
[Super secrets applauded ・ double applauded spluttered pa! [doge] tRIgOXW]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

一只鸡腿子：
    有时候想啊，跟女孩子谈恋爱也不错。我喜欢比我大一点的小姐姐，长发瓜子脸黑框眼镜，严肃高冷型的，工作能力Max，智商超高，情商偏低。哪怕是搞浪漫也是一板一眼的，过情人节还要上网去查约会指南。我做错事的时候她会给我严肃地讲大道理，我就冲她撒娇，抱住她埋进她D的大胸里……[污]
[Sometimes think, fall in love with the girl is good too. I like older than my little sister, long hair black glasses frame, serious high cold type, job skills, Max, ultra-high IQ, eq is low. Even make romance is structured, lead valentines day also to surf the net to check guide to dating. When I do the wrong thing she will give me serious speak the truth, I will rush her act, held her buried in her big chest D... [pollution]]

性情暴躁，为人肛裂。微信公众号：yzjtz，联系助理QQ：

波杰克马男：
    叫我一声老公，跨年你就不是一个人了[抱抱]
[Call me a husband, New Years you, it is not a person [hug]]

我不想做人了

新周刊：
    年还剩下个小时就要过去了。这一年，我们忙忙碌碌东奔西走，蓦然回首悲喜交加一年转眼一晃。这一年，我们都共同经历了一些什么？《新周刊》的年度事件大盘点，尽在这个诙谐搞笑、现实讽刺的音乐视频里。看罢，竟然有点小小的感动，和对这一年匆匆流逝的不舍。 tRISaga （词曲唱：大
[Years remaining hours to be over. This year, we are busy travel, suddenly look back mixed in a year. This year, we all experienced some together? Large inventory, new weekly annual events in the humorous funny, sarcastic reality music video. Look, it is a little small touched, and for the years went by. TRISaga (lyrics sing great]

《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@

央视新闻：
    【习近平致信祝贺中国国际电视台（中国环球电视网）开播】中国国际电视台（中国环球电视网）今天开播。在中国国际电视台（中国环球电视网）开播之际，中共中央总书记、国家主席、中央军委主席习近平发来贺信，代表党中央致以热烈祝贺。

习近平在贺信中指出，当今世界是开放的世界，当今中国是开放的中
[【 xi wrote a letter to congratulate China international television started its universal television networks (China) 】 China international television universal television networks (China) today. International television started its universal television networks (China) in China, the CPC central committee general secretary and state President and central military commission President xi jinping congratulatory message, warm congratulations on behalf of the CPC central committee. < br > < br > in he xin xi pointed out that in todays world is an open world, todays China is in the open]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

粉射：
    小可爱
[Small lovely]

北美吐槽君：
    “新婚怀孕，婆婆却一脸不悦，有点难受” 来自：tRGGb
[Newly pregnant, her mother-in-law had a face, a bit uncomfortable from tRGGb]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
    我暗恋的人很喜欢杨千嬅的歌《再见二丁目》。我就决定在二丁目拍一张自拍，然后配上杨千嬅的歌词骗他点赞。结果太累了，实在走不动。到六丁目我就决定放弃了，于是就把六P成了二，硬配了歌词，我想他要不理我就算了。结果，暗恋的人就气冲冲出来小窗说，这哪里是二丁目！那里应该有什么什么邮便局blabl
[I like of the person like Miriam yeungs song goodbye two street. I decided on the second street photo self-time, deserve to go up and then Miriam yeung lyrics lie to his thumb up. The result was so tired that really walk. To six street I decided to give up, and then six P became two, hard to match the lyrics, I think he wants to talk to me calculate. As a result, the like of the person he said came storming out small window, this is where the second street! There should be then bureau blabl what mail]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

糊奔奔：
    的最后一天，年终爱用还没写，啥也没做好。不过我有几个不成熟的小建议，可以先叨逼叨两句。
.洗脸之前，请认真地洗干净手。
.温水洗脸最佳，冷水热水冷热交替都不要。
.毛巾按压吸干水分，不是揉搓。
.不要用花洒冲脸。
.对于绝大多数皮肤来说，每天晚上用一次洁面产品足够了。
.洗面奶在脸
[The last day of year-end written in havent love, didnt do anything. But I have a few immature little advice, to where that push past two sentences. < br > before washing, please wash hands carefully. < br >. Warm water wash a face best, cold water heating and hot water. < br > towel pressure blot moisture, not rub. < br > dont use showers washed face. < br >. For the vast majority of skin, every night with a clean face product enough. < br > cleanser over the face]

请你相信我： 我所说的每一句话， 都是错的

梁烈唯326：
    #嘉慶##我來了！#
[# # # jiaqing; here I come! #]

🇨🇳我是中國人 🇨🇳龍的傳人🇨🇳 經紀人Kenneth Wong +