2016年12月31日星期六

Daily collection published all kinds of fresh information, welcome messagesThe best funny humor,

Happy张江:
    哈哈哈哈哈,好可爱的俩小朋友,这个梗够我笑到年啦,仿佛看到了我和我的好朋友[拜拜]#年末穷开心#tRIghsh
[Ha ha ha ha ha, good lovely couple of children, the terrier I smiled enough years, seem to see me and my good friend [bynum] # # at the end of poor happy tRIghsh]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

全球热门搜罗:
    一个逆天的中国风短片《相思》:红豆生南国,春来发几枝。愿君多采撷,此物最相思。卧槽,简直太棒了!!!tRIgvIF
[A fate of Chinese film love red bean was born austral, spring to send a few branches. Wish you gather, it the most acacia. Oh my god, awesome!!!!!! tRIgvIF]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

思想聚焦:
    【豆瓣年度电影榜单】过去一年的好电影,全都在这里了!
[[douban annual film list] good movies in the past year, all in here!]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

Mr_凡先生:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​#吴亦凡的红包# 看来是时候给大家放红包啦 是我我就抢![坏笑]@让红包飞 tRVFfkY​
[# # wu queer red envelopes I think it is time to give you a red envelope Is my I rob! [laugh] @ let fly tRVFfkY red envelopes]

工作联系邮箱:ujfcrew@vip. youtube httpsyoutubewatch?v=RTPncyQc

冷笑话精选:
    两小胖墩去试玩震动甩脂机……蜜汁欢乐!哈哈哈最后不厚道的笑出声[笑cry]tRIdarJ
[Two overweight young to try shaking power plate... Honey joy! Ha ha ha er last laugh laugh cry tRIdarJ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪娱乐:
    #王菲演唱会# 日晚王菲上海开唱,全程她只唱不说,唱了近首歌,翻唱了邓丽君、张亚东和窦靖童的歌曲,童童和声与妈妈温馨互动令人感慨,不过也有观众评价开场几首歌出现了声线不稳。赵薇、章子怡、陈奕迅、刘嘉玲、马云、李小璐、刘雯、奚梦瑶、靳东、马天宇等到场→tRIdbZp
[# # wongs concert Sunday night faye wong Shanghai concert, she sang not only all the way, sing a song, song of Teresa teng, best swimmers and jingers songs, tong tong and interact with mother warm feeling, but also has the audience evaluation after a few songs a voice. Zhao wei, zhang ziyi, eason chan, carina lau, jack ma, li xiaolu, liu, Ming xi, JinDong, ma tianyu, etc - > tRIdbZp]

新浪娱乐

最神奇的视频:
    一首马天宇的《该死的温柔》,简直就是回忆杀!这首歌当年大火,到处都在放这首歌,真的好经典[心] #年末穷开心# tRIgZlII
[A horse tianyu bloody soft, is a memory kill! This song was the fire, put the song everywhere, really good classic # # at the end of poor happy tRIgZlII [heart]]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

马伯庸:
    真想玩一次,一定很刺激!
[Really want to play, it must be very exciting!]

朴实刚健,情绪多变,事少食烦,低调爱现。

天才小熊猫:
    年总结.............................................[bed凌乱]
[In summary... [bed messy]]

加关注不是导致便秘的主要原因........ 公众号:tcxpanda

韩国me2day:
    【naverblog】+是小可爱(李栋旭),+是小可爱(李栋旭)...好了好了,阴间你最萌[偷笑] #李栋旭#
[+ is small and lovely naverblog 】 【 (lee dong-wook), + is little cute (lee dong-wook)... Good good, you the most grave of [laughing] # lee dong-wook #]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

刘同:
    《年 我的年度小总结》(内有年度福利)

刘同

我的年,和伙伴们完成了自己的第一部全新人出演的电影《谁的青春不迷茫》,猫眼.,豆瓣.,导演姚婷婷在加尔各答国际电影节的竞赛单元获了一个最佳导演奖。

和好妹妹一起创作了一首毕业歌《不说再见》,后来常在小餐馆和很多学校的毕业晚会

[Small summary for years my annual benefits (a) < br > < br > with liu < br > < br > my years, and partners through his first new people in the movie whose youth dont confused, cats eye., douban., competition of the international film festival director jewel yao in Calcutta won a best director award. < br > < br > with good sister graduated from composed a song goodbye, but often in a small restaurant and a lot of school graduation party]

全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独,虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系:晓强( 仅限短信)

央视新闻:
    【妇产医院:等你十月 只为爱你一生】孩子是上天赐给每对父母、每个家庭最珍贵的礼物。成千上万个中国家庭,为了孩子,累并快乐着。繁忙的妇产医院里,医生、护士、护工,却很少有人会想起他们在#为谁辛苦为谁忙#……戳视频↓走进他们的世界。祝福善良的人,都能被这个世界温柔以待。[心]
[【 maternity hospital waiting for you in October Only love you a lifetime 】 the child is given to each and every family to parents is the most precious gift. Tens of thousands of Chinese families, for the sake of the children, tired and happy. Busy maternity hospital, doctors, nurses, health care workers, but few people would think of them for whoever hard for busy in # #... Poke video left into their world. Bless good person, the world could be gentle. [heart]]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

谷大白话:
    哈哈哈不要让爸爸带孩子 tRIgwYZn
[Ha ha ha dont let your father took tRIgwYZn]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

宠物卖萌中心:
    你们要相信,每只法斗都是灵魂歌手![doge]#宠物卖萌中心# tRUrzY
[You must believe that each method is only a pipe is soul singer! [doge] # # tRUrzY pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下( ̄へ ̄)

Eleven11dream:
    日本北海道手工达人 はやさかのぶや 的羊毛毡玩偶
[日本北海道手工达人已经被卖的?毡玩羊毛和待遇]

艺术+

秋田六千:
    不小心目击到了大佬的群聚会,请问会不会被暗杀?急,在线等![二哈] tRIgGIA .
[Accidentally witness to the bosses of party, will be assassinated, please? Urgently, online etc.! [two ha] tRIgGIA.]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

一只鸡腿子:
    女孩子之间的默契真是不可言说。
昨天晚上我跟糊糊约了今天早上点在外面见,现在点了,我还躺在床上在刷微博,糊糊刚刚睡醒,我俩互相打了个招呼,聊了聊晚上要吃啥,今晚怎么跨年,感慨了时光的飞逝,展望了新年,诗词歌赋人生哲理全扯了一遍,说好的早上一起出门绝口不提。

[Girls between the tacit understanding is unspeakable. < br > I last night with the gunk around the points meet outside this morning, point now, Im still lying in bed in the brush, the gunk just wake up, we made a greeting each other, chatted the evening want to eat what, tonight how across years, feeling the time flies, looking forward to the New Year, verses life philosophy all pulled again, didnt say good morning go out together.]

性情暴躁,为人肛裂。微信公众号:yzjtz,联系助理QQ:

人民日报:
    【新技能get√来一碗黑芝麻梨汤吧[馋嘴]】干燥又多霾的冬季,多吃点梨吧!假期第一天,来一碗黑芝麻梨汤,让滋润翻倍! @微在涨姿势tRIukXHk
[The new skills to get) a bowl of black sesame pear soup [available]] dry much haze of winter, eat more pears! Vacation first day, to a bowl of black sesame pear soup, let double moisten! @ tRIukXHk micro in higher posture]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

头条新闻:
    #视野#【男子推婴儿车强冲地铁门 婴儿车被夹到变形】日上午,在广西南宁,一辆地铁列车抵达民族广场站,就在车门即将关闭时,一名男子推着一辆婴儿车冲了上去,被关闭的车门给夹住了。一名小婴儿就坐在车中,婴儿车被列车门挤压变形。好险。tRIgcwf
[# # 【 view man strollers is strong at the doors Pram caught to the morning of deformation 】, nanning in guangxi, a subway train arrived at people square station, before the door closed, a man pushing a pram blunt go up, be caught in the door to shut down. A little baby sitting in the car, baby stroller extrusion deformation by train door. Had a narrow squeak. tRIgcwf]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

逗自己玩呐:
    泰国又一个逆天的广告,不看到最后永远猜不到结局系列[good]tRwkzKs
[Thailand has a fate of advertising, dont see the last [good] tRwkzKsd never guess the ending series]

麻蛋,笑瘫了~~~ (推广合作请加Q: )

芒果台女汉子:
    细数昨天都有哪些明星艺人亲临了
王菲演唱会的现场
李嫣好可爱 窦靖童很酷炫
一家人超幸福


不过图你…几个意思?[doge][doge][doge]

[Count yesterday what are the star performer on the concert site < br > < br > faye wong, li yan, very lovely Jingers is very cool super happy < br > < br > family... < br >... < br > but you... A few mean? [doge] [doge] [doge]]

女汉子独家出品,电视圈娱乐圈八卦圈总之都是一个圈,信我你就来!有事请私信,爆料请私信,找我请私信。w.eixinmangonvhanzi

美妆小技巧:
    #美妆v赏# 寒假怎么过?在家学点化妆小技巧吧,还有多少人不知道怎么叠加眼影的?超详细的眼影叠加教程在这里,可以拿走慢慢学了~ @微博时尚 tRVQit
[# # v to admire the beauty makeup how winter vacation? At least some makeup tips, how many people dont know how superposition eye shadow? More detailed eye shadow superposition tutorial here, you can take away slowly learned ~ @ tRVQit weibo fashion]

新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住:你若不美丽,内在给谁看!

我就是小机灵呀:
    用最近的一组早餐来给画上句号
这是对我特别重要的一年 发生了许多值得纪念一辈子的故事
日子一天天地过 好像还没来得及停下慢慢品味
“咻”地一下 就都成为了过去

眨眼又是新的一年了
依旧好好爱自己 好好爱身边的人
我一直相信
只要认真生活 就会有好事发生
[心]

[With a group of breakfast recently come to an end < br > this is particularly important for me many memorable life story happened a year < br > from day to day to day slowly taste like before he could stop the < br > xiu once has become the past < br > < br > the blink of an eye and a New Year < br > still love yourself well To love the people around well < br > I have always believed the < br > as long as life is seriously something good will happen < br > [heart]]

越努力越幸运。

南方日报:
    在王菲的演唱会,窦靖童给妈妈这首《你快乐所以我快乐》和音,这一段很温馨...[good][good][good] tRIdwb
[In faye wangs concert, jingers give mom the first chord you happy so I happy, this a very sweet... [good] [good] [good] tRIdwb]

创刊于年月日,华南主流政经大报,秉承“高度决定影响力”办报理念。

Seoul直播:
    Star | 牛奶夫妇派的狗粮嗑了一年了 年末了也提醒你们明年也要继续嗑狗粮[二哈] 这对夫妇真的太甜了 即将开播的TVN新综艺《新婚日记》要捧着狗粮追起来呀 tRIgUbk
[Star | milk ke the couple of dog food for one year At the end of next year, also remind you also want to continue to eat dog food , the couple really too sweet to start new variety TVN newly-married Chronicles to chase up ah tRIgUbk holding dog food]

分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。

茅子俊:
    又年轻了一岁
成长中的一年
年华似水匆匆一瞥
多少岁月轻描淡写
感谢你们
继续前行
[心]

[Young again growing year on year old < br > < br > < br > how much time is like water in a hurry a glance down years thank you < br > < br > < br > to continue [heart]]

开心就好。工作联系可小姐: 邮箱:@qq

调色教室:
    你有多久没有见到最想见到的人了
[How long have you been see want to see]

调色新技能get💅

梁欢:
    看到很多王菲粉丝依旧不太理解到底发生了什么,我把事情复盘一下,尽可能说人话,少用术语。

先说结论:从事实角度来说,王菲的《白痴》是半开麦;从个人判断来说,王菲的《白痴》是假唱。

过程如下:

昨晚 点半,一位朋友问我:「王菲的《白痴》是假唱吗?」我没有观看这场演唱会,所以向他讨要

[到多菲王看很不太旧依粉丝生底到理解什发了把我么,下一盘复情事人能说,尽可少,用语术话。““先从结论事说实度,王角来的说《菲痴白开;从麦是半来个断人说,判王的白菲痴假是《唱。“如过“程下““半点,一晚昨朋问我友位的白王(菲痴假是《唱吗? 我没看有“观场会,这所唱演讨向他要以]

大家好,我是永远不爱你们的梁欢。(工作请联系:lianghuangzs@)

Hey-look-here:
    雪莉最近日常更新[心]
[Shelly recently updated daily [heart]]

五 谷 杂 粮

新浪娱乐:
    将于新年元旦公映的爱情喜剧#单身日记:好孕来袭#预告呈上,都市单身大龄女的代言人BJ将在本片中迎来又一重大抉择:选谁做肚子里孩子他爹?与老情人达西先生竞争的是亿万富翁杰克——BJ的蜜汁魅力再次让小编叹为观止[doge] 年月日,左右为“男”,捧腹上映! tRInvbNp
[Will be released in the New Year New Years day romantic comedy # single diary good at hit # forecast present, urban single older womans spokesperson BJ will usher in another important choice in the film who do belly child his dad? Compete with old lover Mr. Darcys billionaire jack - BJ honeydew charm let small make up again amazing doge (date) (month) (year), or for male, release belly! tRInvbNp]

新浪娱乐

公安部打四黑除四害:
    【藏毒男被抓怕离婚急哭,民警擦泪相劝】日,成都民警在一男子身上查出K粉,该男子在抵赖、试图贿赂失败后,急哭了起来,称妻子知道了会离婚,“都是你们破坏的!”民警教育他:“是你自己破坏的。大男人有啥子哭的!”帮他擦干眼泪,并行拘天。[拜拜] tRIUZz
[Poison the men caught afraid of divorce nasty cry, civilian police to wipe tears violently 】, upon a man found K powder, the chengdu police the man in the past, and tried to bribe the failed, nasty cry, said his wife know will divorce, are you damage! Police education him is your own destruction. The big man have what cry! Help him wipe tears, parallel arrested days. [bynum] tRIUZz]

打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!

北美吐槽君:
    “我在一个很保守的大家族里,外族通婚是绝对不可能的...我是旧习俗的牺牲者”
[Im in a very conservative family, marriage is absolutely impossible... I was the victim of old customs]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

张一山:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ #张一山的红包#送红包啦!祝大家新的一年新气象!平安喜乐!万事顺遂!明年会有更多作品和大家见面!多多支持呦!@让红包飞tRIpmC​
[# # yishan zhang red envelopes to send red envelopes! I wish you all a New Year new atmosphere! Peace and joy! All right! Next year there will be more work and meet you! A lot of support! @ let fly tRIpmC red envelopes]

我的前任是个极品:
    主人回家晚了,二哈生气了。。。[哈哈]tRIgwWYe
[Master home late, two ha angry... (ha ha) tRIgwWYe]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

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