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余潇潇Jessica：
    这个毛衣还记得吗？
回答不记得的
我要不喜欢你了哦 宝宝🙈
快 让我看看我喜欢多少个👶宝宝
[Do you remember this sweater? < br > answer dont remember < br > I dont like you, oh 宝宝🙈
快 让我看看我喜欢多少个👶宝宝]

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喵星人的喵星球：
    萌萌的小雪球，太治愈了！下辈子还想当一只猫！tRIBWA
[MOE of light snow ball, so cure! Next life also want to be a cat! tRIBWA]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。商务合作请邮件联系：shangwu@hamelon

米兔的韩流生活：
    【米兔·投票】给你心中的最佳男男CP投票吧~[鼓掌][鼓掌] tRIBFO
[【 m rabbit, voting] give you the best in your heart MSM CP vote ~ [applause.] [applause.] tRIBFO]

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科普君XueShu：
    做个小调查：你曾经懒到什么程度？希望大家如实回答🙃
[Do a small survey have you ever been lazy to what degree? 希望大家如实回答🙃]

让科学酷炫起来！

斑马君爱武汉：
    #武汉生活# 【家新餐馆+个好去处，元旦小长假就在武汉玩到嗨！】元旦马上就来啦！有想好要做什么吗？不愿意出去旅游体验人挤人，干脆在家宅着睡觉？偷偷告诉你们，武汉最近多了不少吃的玩的新去处，所以，不如一起相约去拔个草？
[# # wuhan life 【 new restaurant + nice, New Years day holiday to play in wuhan to hi!] New Years day will come at once! Do you have any idea what to do? Dont want to go out so crowded tourist experience, just sleep at home? Secretly tell you, wuhan more recently many playing a new place to eat, so to meet than pulling a grass?]

我是@个斑马滴武汉，改名字啦。永远爱武汉。收集武汉的吃喝玩乐，爆料请私信。合作请加qq：

全球热门搜罗：
    无论看多少遍，卧槽，还是觉得这一段碉堡了，好霸气！！！！！！tRPUNTF
[No matter how many times to see, oh my god, still think it a bunker, good ambition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tRPUNTF]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

逗元帅：
    假如博尔特参加足球比赛，应该是这样的[笑cry]
[If usain bolt in the football game, it should be this [laugh cry]]

私信我，说你想说

我的笑点又低了：
    网友家的喵星人看恐怖片，卧槽，这小表情。。。哈哈哈哈入戏太深了！[笑cry]#年末穷开心# tRtXKd
[Netizens meow star man of the house of horror movies, oh my god, this little expression... Ha ha ha ha into play too deep! [laughing cry] # # at the end of poor happy tRtXKd]

( ﹁ ﹁ )一只笑点极低的博主，?.? ≡(▔﹏▔)≡推广合作请加qq

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    #北京事儿#【[衰]】@欧玛omar ：大哥单边桥技术稳稳的。。。[作揖]
[# # [[failure]] about Beijing @ omar omar eldest brother unilateral bridge technology firmly... [bowing]]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

神奇的吐槽君：
    昨天中午还在不可描述，今中午女友就提出分手，理由还是有喜欢的人了？
[At noon yesterday still cannot be described, today at noon girlfriend break up, reason or the like of the person?]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：crazytucao

广州日报：
    【正在直播：广东实验中学新年音乐会】在中山纪念堂，一年一度的省实新年音乐会，校友们约吗？ tRIBQPfe .
[[is live guangdong experimental high school New Year concert] in sun yat-sen memorial hall, the annual provincial real New Year concert, alumni about? TRIBQPfe.]

《广州日报》创刊于年月日，是广东省发行量第一、订阅量第一、零售量第一和传阅率第一的报纸。

搞笑萌宠秀：
    [doge]：摸一摸头，我就对你高冷不起来了#宠物卖萌中心#
[[doge] rubs the head, I wont to you high cold over # # pet show MOE center]

微博知名宠物达人，每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ：。

奔跑吧兄弟：
    #奔跑吧兄弟# [doge][doge] 大家好，我是@M鹿M ，我想死你们了。tRIBrfP 见！[心]
[# # running right brother [doge] [doge] hello, I am @ deer M M, I want to die you. See tRIBrfP! [heart]]

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StreetsFashion：
    大多数时候
消耗你能量的都不是工作
而是工作中遇到的人
干活本身是不累的
平衡情绪最累
[Most of the time, energy consumption of < br > you are not work < br > < br > but encountered in the work of people working in itself is not tired < br > the most tired balance emotions]

Fashion is a feeling , just enjoy it .

南京同城会：
    #南京身边事#【女孩问路手机遭抢，大叔相助飞起一脚[威武]】日，江苏南京一女孩向陌生男子问路，男子抢了女孩的手机骑车就跑。路过的季先生见此一幕，将电动车一脚蹬倒，死摁嫌犯不放，直到警察赶到。tRIPmJ
[# # around nanjing things the girl ask their phones were robbed, uncle help a leg [power]], nanjing, jiangsu province to the strange man ask a girl, a man robbed the girls cell phone went by bike. Mr Passing season saw this scene, pour a pedal electric cars, die press the suspects, until the police arrived. tRIPmJ]

南京人南京事儿，吃喝玩乐，尽在南京同城会。（新浪江苏站旗下运营帐号）

岳云鹏：
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​送给今年的自己一句话是什么​
[His words what is for this year]

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娱乐八卦厅长：
    实在不该对《鬼吹灯之精绝古城》的特效抱有一丝期待，简陋的背景板加上塑料感闪耀的内景实在让人难以产生代入感，可惜了《鬼吹灯》书中天马行空的视觉奇观描写，国产剧什么时候才能真正的做到良心剧！
[Really shouldnt have to ghost blows out the clue of the ancient city of special harboured the expectation, humble background plate and plastic feeling of interior is really difficult to produce the sense, its a pity that the ghost blows out the book of the powerful and unconstrained style visual spectacle, domestic drama when can it be the real conscience drama!]

娱乐撰稿人，合作：qq

DIY设计我的家：
    【名人的家】有幸一睹老佛爷 Karl Lagerfeld 在巴黎的公寓的真容，冷色调的空间充满了未来感，家中的设计也是如同老佛爷那样时髦又冷酷啊！
[Lucky enough to catch a glimpse of a celebrity home 】 【 galeries lafayette Karl unabashed Lagerfeld afforded in Paris apartment, cold tonal sense of space is filled with the future, the design of the home also is as modern as galeries lafayette and cruel!]

创意成就生活，一起DIY，打造属于我们独一无二的美好家居，欢迎关注！可私信投稿哦~

1818黄金眼：
    【人合影只有双腿？大家一起来“找腿”[二哈]】据美国网站buzzfeed，几天前一位网友在网上发了张聚会照片，个女孩只露出双腿，还有一双腿去哪了？！有人说腿被挡住的是号女孩；还有网友认为是号，因为号和号女孩都穿黑色牛仔裤，颜色分界不明确...说出你的答案！（北京青年报）
[【 one photo only legs? Everyone together to find a leg  ha] [two] buzzfeed according to the website, a few days ago a netizen posted online party photo, a girl with only two legs, one where your legs? ! Someone said that the leg is blocked, girl; Some netizens considered, because the number and date girls wear black jeans, is no clear boundary between color... Tell you the answer! (Beijing youth daily)]

《黄金眼》是浙江公众知晓度最高、收视率最高电视新闻节目，“做中国最好的民生新闻”。小时新闻热线-。播出时间：每晚&

杰克波比：
    明天约你跨年的，%以上是想跨你。
[Tomorrow about your New Year, more than % is to want to you.]

喜剧编剧，作品《屌丝男士》、《极品女士》等，看段子请点原创。

史上第一最最搞：
    岛国一档综艺节目请老人们给“年轻时的自己”发个视频，这位老爷爷一口气录了两段，分别寄给“高考前的自己”和“求婚前的自己”...先笑后泪，令人动容[泪]“你来过一下子，我想念一辈子”[心] tRIBNz .
[Island a variety show, please the old people to own as a young send a video, the old man of relief recorded two paragraphs, send before the college entrance examination and yourself marry him before... Smile tears, after touching [tears] you came all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime tRIBNz [heart].]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

凤凰网：
    【舒马赫昏迷三年治疗费过亿 妻子卖掉私人飞机和别墅】年月日，F车王舒马赫在法国阿尔卑斯山区滑雪时发生事故严重受伤，到如今已经晕迷年了，但他仍然没有苏醒的征兆，年时间，舒马赫治疗费达到万英镑，为了给车王继续治疗，妻子已经卖掉了私人飞机和别墅。tRIBQhI
[【 treatment after schumacher in a coma for three years Wife to sell private jets and villa 】 (date) (month) (year), F Michael schumacher in the French Alps ski accident seriously injured, to now have dizzy fan years, but he still didnt come to sign of years, schumacher treatment reached thousands of pounds, in order to built to continue treatment, wife has sold the private jets and villa. tRIBQhI]

为您带来最好看的新闻。

人鱼线VS马甲线：
    与其指望遇到一个谁，不如指望自己能吸引那样的人；与其指望每次失落的时候会有正能量出现温暖你，不如指望自己变成一个正能量的人；与其担心未来，还不如现在好好努力。有时即使有再多的安慰和指点也没用，能说服和鼓励自己的，还是只有自己。而我能做的，只是告诉你我们都一样，不要怕。——卢思浩
[Is better than a hope to meet the one who count on myself to attract that person; Instead of hope every time lost will have positive energy to appear warm you, not count on himself into a positive energy. Rather than worrying about the future, it is better to work hard now. Sometimes even with more comfort and advice again trashy also, to persuade and encourage yourself, or just yourself. And I can do, just tell you what we are all the same, dont be afraid. - Lu Sihao]

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大妹妹菁菁：
    前前 老公过年的时候给三舅带了一条“收礼收的”假中华，让三舅拿去“随便抽”，去年这条中华又回到了我家，表哥“收礼收的”，来的匆忙，让老公拿去随便抽，不知道今年这条烟要去谁家，反正肯定出不了山东，也没人“随便抽”。
[Before the husband brought three uncle during Chinese New Year a gift fake Chinese, let three uncle to take whatever, the Chinese returned to my home last year, my cousin gift, in a hurry, let the husband to smoke, dont know who will go to the smoke, this year anyway, certainly not in shandong, also nobody whatever.]

胖胖的中年妇女，喜欢骂街。

我叫鲍比希尔：
    当你喜欢一个人的时候，他对你说的每一句话都是性暗示
[When you love a person, he to every word you say is suggestive]

我叫鲍比，我很平凡，我很努力，我会更好，你呢

MatchLog：
    “一切结局都是美好的 若不美好 那还不是结局”
[All ending is beautiful If do not good Thats not]

只发书摘的邮递员~ • (欢迎私信投稿 )

二逼青年这样过：
    这是一条可以删除霉运的微博~[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[This is A can delete the bad luck of weibo ~ [doraemon surprised]]

你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。

湖南卫视贴吧：
    #和美贴一起跨年##湖南卫视跨年# 笔笔来彩排咯 现场超赞 [赞][赞][赞] @周笔畅
[# # # with MeiTie across years hunan satellite TV New Year # bolt to rehearsal The great [who] [who] [who] @,]

美贴将带给你们最新鲜的芒果资讯 宣传合作投稿请私信。欢迎关注微信：mangoce

韩国me2day：
    【体育朝鲜】[Bigbang第次日本巨蛋巡演圆满落幕“连续年日巨蛋巡演海外艺人最初~”]#Bigbang#于月开始的日本巨蛋巡演在途径个城市举办共场演出,动员万人后,终于在昨天(日)圆满落下帷幕.这天Bigbang以,在热闹的弦乐器声中登场,粉丝们鼓掌欢呼相称,随后他们又带来了令现场气氛
[[sports north Korea 】 【 Bigbang dome tour a success in the first time Japan dome consecutive days tour overseas entertainers first ~] # Bigbang# started in Japan dome tour performances on the way to a city, to mobilize ten thousand people, after finally () a complete ended yesterday. The day Bigbang to < MY HEAVEN >, in the bustling strings, fans applaud, then they brought to the scene atmosphere again]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

思想聚焦：
    喜欢鹿晗，让你的人生变好了吗？ tRIBgUis
[Like Lu Han, make your life better? tRIBgUis]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

知书少年：
    吐血整理了这个堪称神器的网站，个个都能解你燃眉之急 [心]
[Vomiting blood of the one artifact website, all can you emergencies [heart]]

沧海一粒沙，带你玩转大千世界。

大欧洲吐槽君：
    “男票发现了逃过HG查黄的小技能”
[Male tickets found escaped HG check yellow small skills]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：ouzhoutucao

澎湃新闻：
    【马云隔空回应宗庆后董明珠批评：保守思想和自以为是淘汰了你】在日央视节目中，宗庆后被问到如何看待马云提出的“五新”变革（新零售、新制造、新金融、新技术和新资源），宗庆后称：“除了新技术，其他都是胡说八道。（马云）本身不是（从事）实体经济的，（能）制造什么东西？”董明珠也现场表示
[[ma telekinesis response to the criticism of Mr Zong dong mingzhu conservative ideas and self-righteousness, eliminated you 】 in the day of CCTV, zong qinghou, asked how ma put forward five new change (new retail, manufacturing, finance, new technology and new resources), Mr Zong said in addition to new technology, the other is nonsense. (ma) itself is not engaged in the real economy, (to) make what things? Dong mingzhu also said at the scene]

有内涵的时政新媒体

微博搞笑排行榜：
    #别那么骄傲# 你想改变过去吗？全程高能，句句箴言！想回到初夜这种话真不是谁都敢讲的！ tRIBMrW
[# # dont be so proud of you want to change the past? The high-energy, proverbs word! Think back to the first time such a thing is not who dare to speak! tRIBMrW]

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