2016年12月28日星期三

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林俊杰:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​謝謝 菊地建 為我打造這個全金的作品!
Thank you Ken Kikuchi for this one of a kind piece!​

[谢谢菊地建设为這個全金的我杆造作品!< br > Thank you this one of Kikuchi Ken其a kind piece !​]

我是音乐狂人,生活追求者,艺术梦想家

微博搞笑排行榜:
    夹紧?!沈梦辰好机智啊!性格也蛮好的感觉!不明白为什么大家总是要黑她?反正我看完之后觉得腿玩年~~所以#沈梦辰夹紧# 这个话题什么鬼?←_← tRIEMsvG
[The clamping? ! Shen Mengchen good wit! Character also good feeling! Dont understand why you always keep her black? Anyway, I think after watching the leg playing years ~ ~ so # # Shen Mengchen clamping the topic what the devil? Please _ please tRIEMsvG]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京提个醒儿#【售罄[话筒]】今儿新街口外稻香村十四营业部的炸鸡肉串和羊肉串都卖完了!别再去了!转发提醒身边儿的小伙伴儿们~[伤心]
[Reminder # # Beijing today to xinjiekou ran out [] phone 】 【 sales of Fried rice fragrant village outside of chicken and mutton string are sold out!!! Dont go again! Forward to remind the side of the small partners ~ [sad]]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

思想聚焦:
    一个人有没有教养,只看这一点 tRIEJbo
[A person have bred, tRIEJbo just watch this]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

竹下姐廊_998:
    美丑有命,胖瘦在天,教你做肥牛金针菇,小心幸福指数蹭蹭蹭往上走~.
[In the day life beauty and ugliness, fat and fat you do needle mushroom, careful happiness Dally up ~.]

手工酱的厨房:
    超简单的火腿芝士烤土豆,光是看看就受不了啦![哆啦A梦花心]tRIEPgfi
[Super simple ham cheese baked potatoes, see alone cant stand it! TRIEPgfi [doraemon flower heart]]

你长得这么好看,不如跟我学做菜吧。

八卦_我实在是太CJ了:
    外媒评的年全球最帅面孔人揭晓!米契尔·哈思曼第一,Bigbang太阳第,孔雀第四,高以翔第七,抖森第十,崔始源,法鲨,TOP,小贝,锤哥,吴亦凡,C罗,皮特,王力宏,小李子,李敏犒,鹿晗,汤老师,休叔,美渣,金城武。恭喜上榜的帅哥们。tRIEJED
[Foreign media in evaluation of global announced the most handsome face! Mitchell, ha, the first, the first Bigbang sun, peacock fourth, high in xiang , shaking the tenth, cui attribute, method of sharks, TOP, Beckham, the elder brother of the hammer, wu queer, cristiano ronaldo, Peter, wang lee hom, small plum, li chamber, Lu Han, non-existent, Hugh tertiary, the slag, takeshi kaneshiro. Congratulations on the list of cute guys. tRIEJED]

成熟淡定优雅谦逊。公号:cj

momo酱也是徐老师:
    我以前念书的时候,一考试脑子里就会放歌,什么乱七八糟的都有,有一次数学考试放足了九十分钟的“星星点灯”。。。我上辈子,可能是个留声机吧。。。
[When I used to study, a test will sing in the brain, what a mess, have a math test set foot to the ninety - minute the star light... I shangbeizi, it might be a phonograph...]

工作接洽助理小咩,微信号xiaomie

最神奇的视频:
    【[心]值得珍藏,周杰伦出道年精选首歌】从青涩的小男生到幸福的爸爸,音乐风格也有很多创新,你是否从第一首开始可以跟着哼到最后呢?[心](视频较长,建议先马)tRIEMGui
[Be worth collect carefully [[heart], out years of hits jay song 】 from young boy to happy father, music style also has a lot of innovation, whether you from the first began to hum a song at last? [heart] (a longer video, it is recommended that the first horse) tRIEMGui]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

南方都市报:
    【人民日报点名批豆瓣:恶评伤害电影产业】正上映的部国产片 《长城》《摆渡人》《铁道飞虎》,都正面临巨大的舆论风波。虽然这些影片确实在艺术质量上尚存缺陷,但不可忽视的是,个别大V、公号为博眼球、圈粉丝、流量变现等目的,发布恶意的、不负责任的言论,严重破坏了中国电影的生态环境。在豆瓣
[【人民日报点名批豆瓣恶评伤害电影产业】正上映的部国产片《长城》《摆渡人》《铁道飞虎》,都正面临巨大的舆论风波。虽然这些影片确实在艺术质量上尚存缺陷,但不可忽视的是,个别大V,公号为博眼球,圈粉丝,流量变现等目的,发布恶意的,不负责任的言论,严重破坏了中国电影的生态环境。在豆瓣]

欢迎同时关注南都微信(搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可)

江宁婆婆:
    刚才最后一段说的有点绕没说明白。关于影评这件事,我再多说两句。我说过无数次,影评就是很主观的东西。你奢望影评能客观,你以为你是广电总局啊?有哪届奥斯卡金像金马金鸡百花是绝对客观的?评分再高的片子一样有人认为是大烂片,还能说个一二三出来,评分再低的片子一样有人看的津津有味还能给你写
[The last paragraph just said a little not understand. About the reviews about it, I said two more sentences. I said many times, reviews is very subjective. Hope you can objectively reviews, film and television (sarft) do you think you are? What are the annual academy golden golden horse golden flowers is absolutely objective? High score again as some people think that movie is movies, also can say , scoring again low film as someone see with relish can also write to you]

来嘛英雄,猜猜我是谁? 也可关注微信号:jnpopo

北美吐槽君:
    “知道他同时有三个女朋友的时候没离开他,他被起诉离婚的时候我陪着他,怀孕流产时他也不承认我是他女友”
[Know when there are three girlfriends at the same time he didnt leave him, he is filing for divorce when I accompanied him, pregnant abortion when he doesnt admit that I was his girlfriend]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

人民日报:
    【乞丐换西装变身 只因不堪救助站劝说】日,山东泰安救助站工作人员发现一穿着单薄的残疾男子趴在自制“滑板”上乞讨,遂劝他到救助站避寒,男子一直不肯。在劝了一个半小时后,男子忍无可忍,竟站了起来…而当他洗完澡换上平时穿的西装时,和乞讨时的可怜模样完全判若两人。tRIEvv
[The beggar in suit Because not persuade 】 the relief stations, shandong taian relief stations staff found a disabled man wearing thin on homemade skateboard beg, then advised him to the cold weather, the relief stations has been refused to man. After advised for an hour and a half, man fed up, and stood up... When he take a shower change usually wear a suit, and beg from poor appearance completely. tRIEvv]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

胡可:
    哥哥带我去巡园[耶][耶][耶]
[Brother to take me to tour garden [and] [the] [and]]

安吉他妈

共青团中央:
    【惊心动魄!纪录片《湄公河惨案幕后元凶》 比电影更惨烈】纪录片《湄公河惨案幕后元凶》纪录了湄公河惨案的细节,及追捕幕后元凶糯康武装贩毒集团的过程,看完才觉得电影远没有真实案例震惊和惨烈。时间较长,分钟,建议先马后看!tRIRyyb
[【 thrilling! The documentary the Mekong tragedy culprit behind the scenes more tragic 】 than film documentary the tragedy of the Mekong river to blame record the details of the massacre of the Mekong river, and pursue blame process of waxy kang armed gangs, only finish feel film is far from the real case shocking and tragic. For a long time, the minute, it is recommended that the horse before they look! tRIRyyb]

追风少年刘全有:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈求色号
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for color number]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

冷笑话精选:
    卧槽!卧槽!!要爆炸了吗?!下意识的把屏幕越放越远[笑cry]tRIEZA
[Oh, my gosh! Oh my god!!!!! To bang? ! The farther subconsciously put the screen tRIEZA [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

姚晨:
    谢谢@张帅VlP 送来的超闪亮羽绒服,冬天穿它开工保暖又有feel。夜里穿着它过马路,也不容易被车撞…[doge]🚥
[Thank you @ Denver VlP from super shiny down jacket, winter wear it starts to keep warm and have a feel. Wear it across the street at night, its not easy being hit by a car... [doge]🚥]

工作事宜请联络经纪人张蕾:runrunlei@ 😊

公独长老:
    你该珍惜这样的人
[You should cherish such a man]

一个号称贫僧的心如止水的漫画家,梦想带着粉丝一起脱单。 公主号:zhanglao

全球热门搜罗:
    细思极恐毁童年,颠覆了我对童年动画的认知啊!!![笑cry]
[Consider very could destroy childhood, overturned my cognition of childhood animation!!!!!! [laughing cry]]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

热表情:
    年马上要过去了,有些话想对自己说
[Years will soon in the past, some words want to say to yourself]

一只有情绪的表情包而已。

当时我就震惊了:
    可能猩猩是人类进化而来的吧,这货可比我会享受多了!
[May orangutans evolved human right, its much more goods than I will enjoy!]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

财经网:
    【妈妈开车未察觉落下儿子 岁娃追车跑公里】日,浙江诸暨的李女士开车从火车站返回时,一路被人狂按喇叭,以为是自己堵到路,便加油门快速驶离,直到被一出租车逼停,才发现岁的儿子不在车上。孩子在开车时被落下,曾追车跑公里。tRIExbbx tRIEHl
[妈【未开妈车下儿察觉落子追车跑岁娃里,浙消费率(公江暨日李女士诸车开的车从返火,一站路回时被人以狂,按喇叭是为己自路加到堵快,便速油,门被驶到离直一车停租逼出的,现儿发岁才不上。在子在车开孩车时子曾被追车下,落tRIEHl里tRIExbbx公跑。]

商务合作: 廖先生 QQ : 邮箱:kailiao@caijing

wu2198:
    回贴今天中签!tRIEiRwI
[Post codes, today! tRIEiRwI]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

柳俊烈_Official:
    吃饭了吗?
[Have a meal?]

CJeS工作联络:cjes_china@naver

人民网:
    【大姐,我来背你[心]】今天上午时许,安徽宿松县城一辆电动车与小轿车发生碰撞,电动车上的大姐坐在地上无法站起来。赶到现场的@安庆宿松公安交警在线 事故处理民警连忙将其背起,并找来把椅子让她先坐下,再去检查[心]这一幕恰好被电子警察拍了下来。
[Elder sister, I come back you [heart]] at this morning, the anhui SuSong county a electric cars and car collision, electric cars elder sister sat on the ground cant stand up. Public security traffic police rushed to the scene of the @ anqing SuSong online accident treatment police hurriedly to back it up, and to let her sit down the chair, again to check [heart] this scene happens to be the electronic police filmed.]

报道全球 传播中国

创意工坊:
    日本一只叫Miku的黑柴宝宝,经过长期的修行,在吃这个事情上从没遇到对手。让你们感受下,什么叫做迅如闪电![哆啦A梦吃惊]tRIpNYQC
[Japan a black Chai Baobao called Miku, through long-term practice, never encountered opponents in eat this things. Let you feel, what is called the newsletter like lightning! [doraemon surprised] tRIpNYQC]

分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作! 爱创意,没道理~

全球视觉盛宴:
    泰国催泪广告《 我的男朋友去世了》看着看着笑了,笑着笑着飙泪了。有点长,一定要看到最后,珍惜身边爱你的人,不要等到失去的时候才懂得去爱。本以为你会陪我走到最后,却不料你先离去[心]tRIGzffQ
[Thailand tear advertising my boyfriend died looked at look at smiled, smiled and laughed to tears. A little longer, must see finally, cherish the people around you love you, dont wait for lost to know how to love. I thought you will accompany me to walk to the end, only you leave tRIGzffQ [heart]]

一双眼睛看天下,推广加q:

学生来吐槽:
    “厉害了!一些超有意思的小工具合辑,创意满满!想要[笑cry]”tRIEMjXC(使用#秒拍#录制)
[Terrible! Some super interesting gadgets mix, creative full! Want to [laugh cry] tRIEMjXC (with # recorded using # seconds)]

吐槽学校里的那点破事儿,说出学生的心声。嬉笑怒骂吐槽搞笑信手拈来!原创内容可私信投稿~

央视新闻:
    每一次伟大成就背后,是每个平凡人的默默奉献与执着追求。戳视频↓你是否也是其中的一个?致敬平凡人的不平凡!tRIEIl
[Behind every great achievement, is each ordinary people silently dedication and persistent pursuit. Poke video is also one of the left you? Pay tribute to ordinary people extraordinary! tRIEIl]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

我的前任是极品:
    #极品曝光#我总觉得男朋友跟他妹妹关系太过亲密,但他们都对我很好,是不是我想多了?[疑问]大家怎么看?#极品姐的睡前讨论组#
[# # the best exposure I always feel that her boyfriend too close relationship with his sister, but they are all good to me, I want to more? How can you [question]? # # the best sister bedtime discussion group]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

大神说:
    儿童时被性侵与成年后滥交和性取向是否有联系?#大神推荐#
[When children was sexually assaulted with adult casual sex and sexual orientation have contact? # # great god recommended]

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设计青年:
    颜料的触感
[The tactility of pigment]

品牌设计师 LOGO设计 VI设计 画册包装设计

公安部刑侦局:
    看了第一遍!哇塞 好帅!看第二遍!是个女特警!这个一定要转!大写加粗的帅[good][good][good]tRIExic(使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[Look at the first time! Wow good handsome! Look at the second time! A female cop! This must turn! Capitalized bold handsome [good] [good] [good] tRIExic (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!)]

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