2016年12月28日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    “女友已经刷爆几张信用卡,并表示不想改变自己的消费观,我该跟父母拿点合理尺度的零花钱和她开开心心过还是放手不浪费女友时间?”
[Girlfriend has maxed several credit CARDS, and said dont want to change their consumption view, I should get some reasonable scale pocket money with their parents, and shes happy or let go dont waste time girlfriend?]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

中国地震台网速报:
    #地震快讯#中国地震台网自动测定:月日时分在重庆荣昌区附近(北纬.度,东经.度)发生.级左右地震,最终结果以正式速报为准。( @震长 )
[# # earthquake alerts the China earthquake networks automatically measure time for prosperity in chongqing area near February nd (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). Magnitude earthquake, the end result will be subject to formal studies. (@)]

小时监测全球地震活动,第一时间权威发布国内外最新地震消息,更有速报私信瞬间送达。领先科技,洞察纤毫。

人民网:
    用一个比较有代表性的食物证明你是哪里人____不许说地名哦~
[With a comparatively typical food that you cant say where are _____ name oh ~]

报道全球 传播中国

美食工场:
    【肩颈按摩手法】有肩颈酸痛的必须马住!最适合我这总坐着对着电脑的人了~tRVoebZM
[A neck massage technique 】 【 must live horse neck ache! The most suitable for I always sit at the computer in this ~ tRVoebZM]

不是肚子饿,只是嘴巴很寂寞!跟着场长有肉吃!合作QQ:

治愈系心理学:
    “被富人影响,就会有赚钱的欲望;
被穷人影响,就会有安定的满足;
被励志的人影响,就会有上进的动力;
被懒惰的人影响,就会有颓废的退缩;
被积极的人影响,就会有生活的激情;
被消极的人影响,就会有失望的沉沦;
人生就是影响与被影响的角力,充满正能量的人运气一定不会差!”[太阳]早上好!

[Affected by the rich, there will be a desire to make money; < br > are affected by the poor, and there will be stable; < br > be motivational impact, there will be a motivated power; < br > are affected by the lazy people, there will be a decadent back, < br > affected by positive people, there will be a life of passion; < br > affected by negative people, there will be a disappointment of destruction; < br > life is affected, wrestling with the affected person full of positive energy will not be bad luck! [sun] good morning!]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

讲句良心话:
    人生四大多管闲事:扶烂泥、雕朽木、翻咸鱼、烫死猪。
[Four meddling in life to help the mud, carved deadwood, double salted fish, very hot dead pig.]

人虽有一颗心,却有左右两个心房,所以做事不但要为自己想,也要为别人想!。工作邮箱:sangking@VIP.

一部视频:
    沈腾,马丽的超人气的小品《个祝福》,卧槽,这个我给满分,实在太搞笑了,视频较长,建议先转后看。。。tRVqWdpo
[Shen Teng, Marys wildly popular comedy a blessing, oh, this I give full marks, too funny, a longer video, suggest to turn after the first... tRVqWdpo]

精彩每一部!看优质视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!【合作推广QQ:】

种草达人绵绵酱:
    【大盘点个唇部试色】炒鸡全,速来马!种了这么多草怎么收手啊?!crSEENCLUB#拿走不谢#
[Try big inventory a lip color 】 【 Fried chicken, speed to horse! Have so much grass how to stop? ! Take no x # crSEENCLUB#]

剁手的路上 两脚都是油门

北美省钱快报:
    你是不是每天都在想怎么清理包包的边角,怎么清理喜爱衣服上的污渍、怎么清理家电、厨房、厕所等? [摊手]小洁癖加上强迫症每天想的脑子都要炸掉了就是不知道怎么正确的清理污渍?那你需要Mark起这一篇~ 原攻略戳:tRIOYeV [二哈][二哈]更多攻略详情戳图六!
[What are you want to clean up the corner of the bag, how to clean up the love stains from clothes, how to clean up the home appliance, kitchen, toilet, etc.? [stand hand] little cleanliness with obsessive-compulsive disorder every want to brain blew up just dont know how to clean the stain right? Then you need to Mark up the article to the original strategy stamp tRIOYeV [two ha] [two ha] more strategy poke figure for details!]

北美最大消费社区DealMoon主编

世界搞笑排行榜:
    当你看清了一个人而不揭穿, 你就懂得了原谅的意义; 讨厌一个人而不翻脸, 你就懂得了至极的尊重。 活着,总有你看不惯的人, 也有看不惯你的人
[When you see a man and not exposed, you will understand the meaning of forgiveness; Hate a person and not fall out, you will understand the respect. Alive, and will always be people who dont like you, there are those who dont like you]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

段郎说事:
    #郎摘新闻# 论配音的重要性……[笑cry]tRIQCuf
[# # lang picking news concerning the importance of the voice... [laughing cry] tRIQCuf]

全国“十大公务人员微博”、“十大政法官员有影响力微博”、南方人物周刊中国魅力官员榜。约稿联系:。本微博观点与官方无关。

笑话:
    个月的小北鼻第一次滑雪,踩着爸爸给他量身定做的小滑板,成功滑了一小段之后咯咯直笑,萌翻了![抱抱]tRIFpqF
[Months of the little baby for the first time skiing, standing on my father to give him a tailored small skateboards, slipped after a short period of successful giggled and sprout to turn over! [hug] tRIFpqF]

笑话菌,你每天的益生菌!!! 欢迎投稿!合作互推Q

一块去旅行:
    旅行并不是要告诉别人“这里我来过”,而是追求自我的改变,包括你的眼界、气质和对生活的态度。在旅途中,你总会看到不同的人有着不同的习惯,你会发现,不是每个人都在追求你想要的生活,而很多你麻木拥有的,却是别人积极追求的,那时候我们才会以更好的心态去面对自己的生活。
[Travel is not to tell others I came here, but the change of the pursuit of self, including your vision, temperament and attitude towards life. During the journey, you will always see different people have different habits, you will find that not everyone in the pursuit of the life you want, but many numb you have, is actively pursuing the others, then we will be in a better state of mind to face their own life.]

不一样的梦想,不一样的旅行,不一样的人生。合作QQ:

一则视频:
    没有走过玻璃天梯的人生,不是完整的人生,卧槽,最后亮瞎了。。。[笑cry]tRVURoW
[Not through glass ladder of life, not a complete life, oh my god, the last light blind... [laughing cry] tRVURoW]

给您分享最优质、最搞笑、最有料的视频。合作QQ

楚天都市报:
    #早安#年,我最大的愿望。[心]
[Good morning # # years, my biggest wish. [heart]]

湖北发行量、影响力最大的报纸,小时新闻热线-。官网:ctdsb.net 微博合作:QQ

家常美食精选:
    【新手做面包】鲜奶吐司超棉超软,而且还会拉丝。tRIpfDq
[Novice to make bread milk toast 】 cotton ultra soft, but also drawing. tRIpfDq]

我是一个吃货~你懂的!投稿合作QQ

延参法师:
    忙忙碌碌的生活,不是预设什么结果,而是活出和生活的合作,感激和开拓。早安。
[Busy life, what the result is not the default, but to spend your life and the cooperation of gratitude and development. Good morning.]

河北省佛教协会副会长,沧州市佛教协会会长

我是种草囤货菌:
    安 利裸妆神器气垫粉底霜大合集
有你们在用的吗?[舔屏]

[Ann, naked makeup artifact cushion foundation cream large collection < br > are you in? [lick screen]]

我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系:

韩国me2day:
    【instiz】今天让性感的马儿#金泫雅# 来跟大家说早安~[羞嗒嗒](cr.logo)
[【 instiz 】 today let sexy horse # # king Xuan told everyone good morning ~ [shame clicking] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

鲁国平先生:
    河南记者卧底羊肉加工作坊,#鸭肉变羊肉#看完再也不想吃了!tRIQbrGC
[Henan reporter undercover mutton processing workshop, # # duck become mutton finish see dont want to eat any more! tRIQbrGC]

微信公号:ksaaa QQ:(新)感谢网易送这款拥有行业领先的电子传真、超大网盘的作家纪念版网易VIP邮箱:luguoping@vip.

情感树心:
    ,祝你
[, I wish you the best]

求助、爆料、倾诉 合作QQ

米娜:
    我羡慕的不是风华正茂的情侣,而是搀扶到老的夫妇。—— 有一种画面叫幸福,这种幸福叫白头偕老。
[I envy is not young couples, but help to the old couple. - there is a picture called happiness, this kind of happiness is to grow old together.]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

纯良叫兽:
    世界上最有效的安眠药叫“陪女朋友逛街”[摊手]
[The most effective sleeping pills in the world is called accompany my girlfriend to go shopping [stand hand]]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你, 广告合作QQ联系:

嗨氏:
    我的贴吧从我六年前开始做视频就一直存在了,但我自从最近两年越来越忙后我就很少有看贴吧的习惯了,有可能我几个月都不会点进去看一次,但是我突然发现原来有这么多人在贴吧为我默默无闻的做这么多感动的事情,看到一个观众为我画了一个月的同人手绘真的很感动,所以我一定要发上来让大家都看到,很感
[My post bar has been there since I was six years ago to do video, but Im busy since the last two years more and more after I rarely see stick it used to, may be I cant point in to see a few months, but I suddenly realized that there are so many people in the post bar for I do so many things moving unknown, see an audience for me a month of fan art hand-painted really touched, so I must send up for everyone to see, very feeling]

嗨吃不够零食店:haichibugou.taobao 虎牙直播地址:huyahaishi 优酷、B站、爱拍视频作者

这微博笑死我了:
    别说你没有经历过这段杀马特的时光[二哈]笑死我了,太有才!tRITITh
[Dont say you dont have experienced a kill time matt two ha lol, too talented! tRITITh]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

潮衣搭配日志:
    妹纸都应知晓的个时尚生活技巧 tRqBkT
[The girl should know a fashion life skills tRqBkT]

时尚穿衣搭配

CoCo李玟:
    看见漂亮的日落就很想跟大家分享.. 美不?每当这个时候我都会很想你们... Miss u all 😍😍😍 tRIRWxYN .
[See the beautiful sunset is very want to share with you.. Beauty is not? Whenever this time I will miss you... Miss u all 😍😍😍 tRIRWxYN.]

Yes, CoCoNutz, its me from twitter.

SimonPeggCN:
    分享图片
[Share photos]

ActorWriter. Benji in Mission Impossible Rogue Nation Scotty in Star Trek Shaun in Shaun of the Dead.

总裁精粹:
    记住一句话:不要跟眼界不一样的人争辩。
[Remember a word dont argue with sight is not the same person.]

一个平凡的人!微·信·号:dushu 小编QQ:

笑到你肚子疼:
    来自灵魂歌者张国伟 《一个人的寂寞两个人的错》,这才是传说中的开口跪,自带撒花特效...[笑cry]tRccynL
[From soul singer deng a persons lonely two fault, this is the legendary open on his knees, bringing and spend special effects... [laughing cry] tRccynL]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

公安部打四黑除四害:
    【一家四口回家途中被撞飞 祖孙三代和孕妇均丧生[伤心]】日,山东一辆三轮车自南向北过路口,对向一辆白色轿车正准备快速通过,轿车向右打方向,但车速过快没刹住,径直撞向三轮车。三轮车上,爷爷带着怀二胎的儿媳和孙子孙女准备回家…均遭遇车祸丧生。tRITDoNw 行至路口,减速慢行!
[A family of four was flying on my way home Three generations and pregnant women are killed [sad]], from south to north road, shandong a tricycle to a white car is preparing by quickly, the car to the right direction, but I cant stop the speed too fast, straight into the tricycle. On the tricycle, grandpa second pregnancy with a daughter-in-law and grandchildren going home... Were killed in a car accident. TRITDoNw to crossing, slow down!]

打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!

-大面菁-:
    新的一年,让#女孩变优秀的个小建议#
[The New Year, let become excellent a tip # # girl]

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圆滚滚的明月大魔王:
    《七月和安生》这部电影看了三次,终于看完了,为什么看了三次呢,因为没有共鸣,安妮宝贝那一套只能骗骗高中时候的我,女人间的友情怎么可能是这样呢,高中时我有一个特别好的朋友,我想叫她甜甜,不记得我们的友谊如何开始,可能是我带她去玩ps和街机,那时我带一个框架眼镜,因为皮肤不好爱长痘,不
[The film July and she saw three times, finally finished, why saw three times, because there is no resonance, rests that a fool only in high school I, women friendship how it may be so, I have a very good friend in high school, I want to call her sweet, do not remember how our friendship began, may be I take her to play ps and arcade, then I took a frame glasses, because bad skin long blain, love]

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京城苗宝宝:
    意大利的朋友们你们好!你们好吗?
[Italys friends hello! How are you?]

爱我

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