2016年12月29日星期四

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北美吐槽君:
    二十个小时之内啪了七次,担心女友被啪坏了
[Twenty hours pa seven times, worried that his girlfriend was pa is broken]

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痞人周鱼:
    有没睡的小姐姐吗?发个自拍吧。[可爱]
[Have didnt sleep little sister? Send a record himself. [lovely]]

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北美吐槽君:
    “我会因为一个动作一个表情一个发型或者是一句话以及一只手喜欢一个人,其中大部分都不喜欢我,就算有在一起的也会因为很快发现他的缺点而分手”
[I would because an action a facial expression a haircut or a word and a hand like a person, most of them dont like me, even if there are together will break up because of shortcomings in the soon found him]

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江宁婆婆:
    [哼]万万没想到豆瓣那贴里被嫌弃的一个重要原因居然是因为话多,哼[哼]。滚去睡觉[哼]。。。我真的很话多吗?[哼]
[[singing] never expected douban stick which was abandon was an important reason is because the words of many, hum hum. Roll to sleep [singing]... I am really very much words? [singing]]

来嘛英雄,猜猜我是谁? 也可关注微信号:jnpopo

痒气美少女:
    就让我们这样彻底错过吧。从此一别两宽,各生欢喜。tRfehKHz
[Let we so completely miss. From then on dont two wide, was pleased. tRfehKHz]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

裸睡蜀黍:
    [泪][泪][泪]
[[tears] [tears] [tears]]

要乖乖才可以摸摸哒

虎掰掰:
    突然想起来父母都多了,一种莫名的恐惧袭上心头,无法想象失去任何一个。才意识到无论自己多大年纪、经历了什么世事、积累了多少物质…永远都不会做好生死离别的准备。亲人,虽在远方,难得一见,甚至因为长期远离自己的独立生活,连思念都谈不上;但他们只要是还活着,就是现世的安稳、岁月的恩惠。
[Suddenly want to parents, a strange fear clutched in my heart, cant imagine losing any one. Realize that no matter how old their, experienced what things, accumulated much material... Never to be prepared for a life and death to leave. Relatives, although in the distance, a rare, because even away from their own life for a long time, even not missing; But they were still alive, as long as is the secular secure, years of grace.]

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郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是年月日清晨点分。现在你为什么醒着?年只剩天了。#郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat now is on some points in the early morning. Why are you awake now? In just days. # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

这微博笑死我了:
    用输入法按下“SC”
污的人打出来都是“上床”
而色的人打出来都是“私处”
你的是什么?老实一点!

[With input method to press the SC < br > the unclean people to play out is go to < br > and color are typed private parts < br > you what? A little honesty!]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

搞笑图片会:
    一开始以为只是个普通的健身房快闪,看到最后。。。。#年末穷开心# tRIUPVr
[Originally thought it was just a flash, the ordinary gym see finally... # # at the end of poor happy tRIUPVr]

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一句话一段情一生守候:
    当你能一个人默默消化掉负面情绪的时候你就真的长大了
[When you can digest a person silently negative emotions when youre really growing up]

有没有那么一句话,会让你突然想起我?

WEED:
    饮料和衣服的搭配
[The collocation of drinks and clothes]

一个peace到最后的帅哥

新欧洲战法:
    #法国治安情报# 月日晚圣丹尼省,名(也有说是名)假警察闯入一个华人家庭内暴力抢走欧元!据报道他们携带警察臂章,但是华人马上察觉到问题,假警察被识破后立即进行钱财勒索,暴力对待华人家庭成员,将其家里钱财扫荡一光。当地警察已展开调查搜寻歹徒。[怒]过节期间希望大家都提高警惕
[# # the French public security intelligence on evening of st denis province, name (there are) fake police broke into a Chinese family violence from within the euro! They carry the police reportedly armbands, immediately aware of the problem, but Chinese money immediately after false police uncovered extortion, violence against the Chinese family members and family money sweeps light it. Local police have launched an investigation into searching for the gunman. [anger] hope everybody vigilant during the holiday]

新欧洲“xineurope”欧洲最大的华人社区门户。记录留学生涯与及时反映欧洲时事动态,作用于公益项目与商业合作,希望与大家进行密切的合作,达到更好的效果,实现更高的目标,成就双赢! 我们就在您身边!为梦想而奋斗!

我没钱可我想旅行:
    拍摄雪景技巧大全!冬天来了,雪花来了。终于到了一年一次拍照的好季节了!
[Filming snow skills daquan! If winter comes, snow came. Finally came the pictures of the once a year good season!]

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东方财富网:
    【新股审核和发行双双提速 预计明年募资额达亿元】家,这是今年中国证监会发审委审核企业首发申请的数量;家,这是截止到月日,今年以来中国证监会核准的企业首发申请的数量。按照目前每周发一批IPO批文的速度,不出意外,月日还将会有一批IPO批文的下发。对此,业内人士预计,今年
[The new audit and issue both to speed up Next year is expected to raise up to $one hundred million 】 home, this is the China securities regulatory commission this year issuance examination committee audit firms start to apply for the number of; Home, it is by the end of the month, this year the number of enterprises started to apply for approval by the China securities regulatory commission. According to the current weekly sending of a batch of IPO approval, no accident, also on the month there will be a group of IPO approval issued. To this, the personage inside course of study is expected this year]

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张语恬:
    饿,一个人的旅行,[笑cry]今天睡这个床,明天睡那个床,爽歪歪了。
[Hungry, a persons travel, [laugh cry] today this bed sleep, sleep in that bed tomorrow, observe it.]

美食节目主持人,热爱生活的姑娘,七号小馆,麻朵小酒馆

star-卢背背:
    有点美。
[A little beauty.]

开到荼蘼。

张鹤慈:
    维护人权无问题,维护特权就是问题了。人大毕业生不能成为铁帽子王,人大校友不能有免罪金牌。雷是小学毕业,是硕士是官员都不影响事件定性。法治的基础是法律面前人人平等。职业 背景 关系 人脉都不能凌驾于法律。雷事件和大学无丝毫关系。只因为是校友就支持,难道谁还想再搞出个黄埔系?
[Human rights have no problem, maintain privilege is the problem. Graduates cant become the king of iron cap, alumni of the NPC, there can be no impunity the gold medal. Ray is elementary school graduation, master is qualitative officials dont influence events. The rule of law is the basis of equality before the law. Professional background connections are not above the law. Ray incident and the university without the slightest relationship. Only because is alumni support, who dont want to come up with a huangpu department?]

公共舆论在今天吃惊的程度上为外行或怪异者为居心叵测或卖狗皮膏药的人所操纵,一个尚有闲暇从事写作工作的人难以将忧虑缄藏于心

陈敏之:
    夜媽媽起床餵奶是常識吧🍼🍼!初生baby👶要小時左右餵哺一次,雖然很累😴,但每次見到他吃得那麼肉緊落力🤤!我的心已經被他溶化....俘虜❤️😘🐷!#tommeetippee #雷冬至 #母乳真是滴 tRImLx
[夜妈妈起床喂奶是常识吧🍼🍼! 初生baby👶要小时左右喂哺一次,虽然很累😴,但每次见到他吃得那么肉紧落力🤤! My heart is melted by him... 俘虏❤️😘🐷! # # # tommeetippee LeiDongZhi breast milk was drop tRImLx]

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xxHannah:
    我也算死心了
[I was dead]

♡小心眼

一句精彩英文语录:
    You can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten. 你一直为别人做好事,他们也并不在意。但你一旦犯个错,那他们就怎么都忘不了。
[You can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once You make one mistake, its never forgotten. You have to do nice things for others, they also dont mind. But once youve made a mistake, they how to never forget.]

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炎亚伟:
    天天这样麻痹自己的心有意思吗 崔普强 你敢不敢回来找我!就问你敢不敢!
[So everyday paralysis own heart interesting Cui Pujiang Do you dare to dare not to come back to me! Ask you dare!]

灵境贝果:
    我对一个季度就会过去的时髦都无法理解。- @啵啵酱CC
[Im a quarter will be the last fashion cannot understand. CC - @ bam bam sauce]

中原陆依萍

1053采采:
    吃饭的糗事分享~~ tRImLhfd
[Unable to share ~ ~ tRImLhfd you eat]

《段子来了》主播采采

人民网:
    没有一件外套能比得过校服,它代表的是一段青涩记忆,一段刻骨铭心!(图片转自网络)全国各地几大经典校服,你穿过哪个?
[Without a coat can be better than uniform, it represents a young memory, a profound! (image from network) across the country several classic uniforms, which one do you through?]

报道全球 传播中国

Match韩风:
    如今你父母安康 家庭和睦 委屈了还能回家 就请知足吧 你不知道 有太多与你年纪相仿的同龄人 他们有的失去双亲 有的家庭支离破碎 只剩下一个人独自在外闯荡漂泊 命运啊 请对流浪的人儿公平些 让他们所失去的都以另一种方式得到救赎吧 而你 请好好珍惜当下的幸福 懂得知足并时常怀揣着一颗感恩的心 [心]
[Now your parents ankang finds peace in his home injustice can go home Please be satisfied it Dont you know that there are too many peers of similar age with you They have lost both parents Some families broken Only one man drifted out to travel alone Fate! Please to rogue creature fair Let them lost all redeemed in another way And you, please cherish the present happiness Understand the content and often with a grateful heart [heart]]

分享韩国街拍、妆容、单品、美食、娱乐、生活好去处等资讯。match韩风发布的任何内容不得转载抄袭!

和菜头:
    直播泡面,有人看吗?
[Live on instant noodles, some people see it?]

对不起,我是一个网红,不能轻易地回复你的消息,这样会显得我不够高冷。

北美求职招聘:
    #帮你问问# 你好!大龄已婚有娃,国内金融硕士+年银行管理工作背景,去年来美,H签证等工卡中(最快预计明年年底)。这一年多等工卡时间是去读硕还是找ICC公司training 比较有用?想找BA方向。坐标大德州。感谢!
[# # to help you ask how are you! Older married with Eva, master of the domestic financial + years bank management background, in the United States last year, H visa card (fastest is expected by the end of next year). This job card such as more than a year of time is go to working or looking for the ICC company training is useful? Want to find direction of BA. Coordinates are big Texas. Thank you!]

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热门情感心语:
    什么时候什么事让你感觉你们走不下去了?
[When is what makes you feel you cant walk anymore?]

为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我的闺蜜老给我丢人。

李昂昂昂昂:
    嗯,还有两天💕
[嗯,还有两天💕]

忙碌中总有感动

a呆呆-:
    🐒发信息说:过年的阿姨找好了。这句话比我爱你甜蜜一百倍💏
[🐒发信息说:过年的阿姨找好了。 这句话比我爱你甜蜜一百倍💏]

环球市场播报:
    【美国公司债发行量连年增长势头料将在年暂歇】打破习惯可能是艰难的,尤其是与挣钱有关时。这就是债券投资者在未来一年所面对的前景。在美国投资级企业债发行量连续六年增长之后,银行家和投资者正把年视作这一狂热势头最终将消退的一年。新的一年已经面临若干障碍。tRImwEMG
[Several years of growth momentum [U.S. corporate bond issuance is expected to pause 】 in the years to break the habit may be difficult, especially when related to earn money. This is the prospect of facing bond investors in the coming year. In the U.S. investment-grade corporate debt issuance for six consecutive years of growth, bankers and investors are momentum of the year as the fever will eventually fade. A New Year has faced several obstacles. tRImwEMG]

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辛嶋:
    DZW的情歌,特别像没熟透的橙子,咬下一口甜甜的,后味却酸的让你眼睛忍不住挤出点眼泪,所以他唱的情歌真不能多听,听一次心就碎的哗啦哗啦的。
我猜他心里其实藏着一只汹涌的小怪兽,每次都只会张扬一会儿便又缩回去,可能只想给喜欢他的人见见小怪兽可爱的模样w。
张伟说自己是一团火,在别人看到的

[DZW love songs, especially liket ripe oranges, bite, sweet taste is sour after your eyes could not help but squeeze some tears, so he sing love songs I cant listen more, listen to a heart broken hua hua. < br > I guess his heart actually hiding a rough little monsters, each time will only make public a while then back again, he may just want to like people see little monsters lovely about w. < br > zhang wei said he is a fire, the others to see]

金属党核狗不用往盐上撒盐曲线救国中

混世魔王周兔兔:
    今夜踏实睡了[睡]
[Steadfast sleep tonight [sleep]]

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