2016年12月30日星期五

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经典搞笑短片:
    大师一气呵成,卧槽,一个大写的流弊!!! tRICDW
[The same master, oh my god, a capital be demolished!!!!! tRICDW]

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SNH48-鞠婧祎:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​生无可恋…​
[Love had nothing... ​]

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航空事:
    神鹰航空一架波音模拟机在法兰克福着火…整架模拟机已烧毁…目前原因尚未确定但可能是技术故障引起…事件中没人伤亡!
[A mighty air Boeing simulator in Frankfurt on fire... The whole aircraft simulator has burned... The reason is uncertain but may be a technical glitch caused... Case no casualties!]

同一片蓝天…同一个家…✈️✈️✈️

-咬人猫xs-:
    再一次录舞录到这个点[二哈]
[Record the dance again recorded this point ,]

up主咬人猫 喵酱 Ririchiyo 吃货 家有萌猫UU、OO 私信太多看不全很抱歉(•́₃•̀) 请多多指教!【合作请联系工作人员QQ:】

新浪新闻:
    【老人为少付一毛钱大闹超市 最终赔偿元】一对老夫妻在超市结帐时,为少付一毛钱,与收银员发生口角,随后老人竟然撒起泼,猛扯收银员头发。民警依法传唤老人去派出所,老人竟又撒泼并大喊“人家七十几了!”然而七十几岁违法也是要被处罚的,最终老人赔了元。你怎么看↓tRIbFtW
[The old man to pay a dime less big supermarket Final compensation yuan 】 an old couple in the supermarket checkout, to pay a dime less, had a quarrel with the cashier, then the old man and splash, unexpectedly pull the cashier hair. Summoned police in accordance with the old man to the police station, and the old man in search and yelled somebody elses seven dozen! Seven teenagers illegal are to be punished, however, finally the old man to compensate the meta. What do you think left tRIbFtW]

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潮衣搭配日志:
    几款经典情侣拉手方式,你们的是哪一种?
[A few classic couple shake handshandle, you is which kind?]

时尚穿衣搭配

小苍cany:
    #神探苍教你玩# 第期《神探苍教你玩》更新![笑哈哈]本次为大家带来的是暴力流吸血鬼的下篇。级斩杀血线,越塔强杀技巧,团战收割泉水五杀奥义统统尽在本期视频~[真V]我会在转发评论的小伙伴中送出个W点券~ tRIbO tRVQiaa
[# # detective pale to teach you to play in the first phase of the secret agent pale to teach you to play update! [laugh] the flow to bring the violent vampire next. Slay the blood level line, the more strong tower kill skills, killing meaning all melee spring harvest five in this video ~ [V] really I will send a in the forwarding comments friend W point ~ tRIbO tRVQiaa]

经纪人邮箱 nonowu@t-rex,非诚勿扰。

视觉酱:
    世界上最干净的湖泊之一——Flathead lake 弗拉特黑德湖,位于美国西部蒙大拿州,是当地最大的淡水湖,乘着小船游湖是一种很不错的感觉,小船游荡在碧绿的湖面上,可一边垂钓一边欣赏这里的湖光山色。
[One of the cleanest lakes in the world - Flathead lake, the black lake, located in Montana, in the western United States is the largest freshwater lake in local, riding a boat on the lake is a very good feeling, have the boat wander on the green water of the lake, can appreciate the beauty of lakes and mountains here while fishing.]

横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同。

女生就要任性:
    “你信不信会有个人 认认真真的看完你每条状态 包括底下的每条回复 但是一句话都不说。”
[Believe it or not there will be a personal serious finish see you include each state under each reply But dont say a word.]

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一块原味奥利奥夹心饼干:
    寒假来图书馆看书是个什么情况?下雨天的纽约好恶心[挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻]
[Winter vacation to a library is a what circumstance? On a rainy day in New York, disgusting [dig nose] [nose] [dig nose]]

喜欢🍪奥利奥寿喜锅还有🐙章鱼小丸子~

MehRay-:
    晚安今天有点暖的siri[二哈]
[Good night is a bit warmer today siri ,]

🤐

18姐微博:
    快速打个漂亮的领带, 卧槽,这个有用收了以后一定用得上[good]
[Quick to make a beautiful tie, oh my god, this must use [good] after the useful]

(ˊᗜˋ*)و 看到别人家的喵就想抱走

妙言心语:
    新鲜感永远只是一时,与人相处到最后你会发现其实相差无几。而那些真诚待你又愿意体谅你的人,才更值得珍惜。
[Fresh forever just at that time, in dealing with people in the end you will find that in fact. And those who honest with you and willing to make allowance for you, is more worth to cherish.]

一张图 一句话 诠释你的心情。

stick_it_out_now:
    爱应该有着诸多的条件和限制,爱需要双方无时无刻保持完美状态。无条件的爱是一种散漫无纪的爱,正如大家眼见的那样,散漫无纪的爱是一场灾难。——《消失的爱人》
[Love should have a lot of conditions and restrictions, love need both parties all the time keep perfect state. Unconditional love is a kind of their own age, as you see, love their own age is a disaster. - the lost love,]

励志少女养成ing

未至末-沉迷骨科年下不能自拔:
    (刚完结藏姐的我在看到一堆转发at后激动的浑身颤抖中
我现在犹如跳蛋般的在颤抖(
我已经不知道自己在说啥了…(
谁给我一个 升天.jpg …
dhxksmjfjdkdidjnfjfjfjd…fjdfjdkkok

[(end just hide elder sister I saw a pile of forwarding at excited after shaking in < br > I now like to dance the shaking like eggs (< br > I have no idea what they were talking... (< br > who give me a heaven. JPG... < br > fjdfjdkkok dhxksmjfjdkdidjnfjfjfjd]

那个…为了方便交流我一般会和读者互粉,所以如果你是读者关注了我然而我没有粉你…请告诉我_(」∠❀)_

WEED:
    开始懂了!
[Begin to understand!]

一个peace到最后的帅哥

SueYee7:
    乐观的人设不能崩。[哈哈][哈哈]
[Optimistic people cant collapse. [ha ha] (ha ha)]

Fuffian Girl.

MAXIAOQING_:
    我喜欢安定 也不怕漂泊
喜欢结伴 也不怕独行

[I like to settle Not afraid of the drifting < br > like together Not afraid to walk alone]

这微博笑死我了:
    没想到熊猫是这样生宝宝的。。biu的一下~终于知道熊猫为什么这么少了
[Panda is the baby born.. The bju international ~ finally know why so few pandas]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

走之井二:
    分手之后男女都在做什么?我不知道男的会怎么样,但女的确实如此!分手是不能再见面,可谁又能阻止想念。[悲伤] tRtVIto
[Men and women are doing after break up? I dont know man what will happen, but the woman really! Break up cant meet again, but who could stop missing. [sad] tRtVIto]

总有一句话是你的故事!

女皇笔记_:
    你睡这么晚,有人心疼你吗
[Someone love you, you sleep so late]

天,都有女皇陪在身旁。

生活智慧王:
    祝你们新的一年叽里呱啦!
[I wish you a New Year ji in quack!]

我和渣男的狗血经历:
    分手后一定要忍住,
与其念念不忘,不如适时放手。
他可能爱你,只是不够深爱,
好的感情不是一味的单方面付出,
没有回报的感情就放弃吧,好好爱自己。tRVCWfFA

[After break up must endure, < br > and never forget, not timely to let go. < br > he may love you, just not enough love, < br > good feelings is not blindly unilaterally pay, < br > no return feelings, give it up, a good love yourself. tRVCWfFA]

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U__uu:
    这个礼拜以来都在熬夜忙手头上的事儿 也不知道从什么时候开始他也跟着熬 熬夜真的太糟糕了 还好有你
[Stayed up late this week has been busy on hand Dont know since when he followed up to stay up late is really too bad Also good have you]

无厘头学姐:
    小时候还唱的挺欢的,现在看看这歌词,惨无人道!种太阳的你别走...[笑cry]tRsFh
[When I was a child also sing pretty huan, now look at the lyrics, inhuman! You of the sun, dont go... [laughing cry] tRsFh]

长期承包帮小学生打架业务,五年级以上不接,打不过。

挖宝少女:
    来自外国博主们的快准狠爽的美甲教程们!看完全身舒爽(已经不是为了学才看的了 [doge])tRtwMQe
[Fast from foreign bloggers must malicious great manicures tutorial! See complete body comfortable (has not been to learn to see [doge]) tRtwMQe]

知名美妆博主

裂哥Splitman:
    这里民风淳朴 作息健康 半夜前台没人 旁边冰箱没锁 故拿酒一瓶 特留字一张 哥虽然贪杯 但品质优良[微笑] 喝飘了 字丑很正常[拜拜]🍻[月亮]
[Here folkway is Routine health No one at the front desk in the middle of the night Next to the refrigerator didnt lock So bring a bottle of Treu words a Although the elder brother of drink But good quality [smiles] drink gone with the wind 字丑很正常[拜拜]🍻[月亮]]

This is so split~

温哥华FUN:
    #温哥华生活#加拿大广场精彩纷呈的迎圣诞新年活动Merry Christmas &Happy New Year at Canada Place。🎠🎡🎄🎅🎁🎊🎉💜
[Wonderful life # # vancouver Canada square to meet Christmas Merry Christmas & Happy New Year New Year activities at Canada Place. 🎠🎡🎄🎅🎁🎊🎉💜]

欢迎关注温哥华最好玩儿的微博。合作联系:weibovancouverfun@gmail

金十四钗:
    #唇枪#刚刚漏了,全文完结。 tRIbyx
[# # lips gun just missed, the full text is gone. tRIbyx]

《唇枪》长佩同步连载中

股七七:
    据RGI,截止月,跨境商品贸易中人民纸结算总额已经低于年水平,结算份额从年月的高点.%下降为%;贸易货币都快做不成了....还什么人民纸国际化?
[According to RGI, by the month, total settlement of cross-border trade in goods in peoples paper has been below the level year, clearing share from monthly high. For % % decline; Trade currencies are almost done... What the paper internationalization also?]

股市游资,微博股评师。

人民网:
    【这些“撞脸”汉字,你认识几个?】见过“撞脸”明星,见过“撞脸”汉字吗?你可能觉得:不就是些形似的字么,怎么可能难倒我?直到看到下面这些字,整个人就是大写的“懵”!一场“汉字辨辩辨”比赛,注意别走神!
[【 the face bump characters, do you know a few? Face seen a bump star, seen a bump face Chinese characters? You may think is it not something shaped like a word, baffled me how is it possible? Until you see these words, the whole person is capital meng! A Chinese character distinguishes the defendant bian game, dont distracted attention!]

报道全球 传播中国

1001个减肥小技巧:
    【减腹部!分钟高效腰腹训练】[加油啊]跟着拿下多国单曲榜冠军的《Uptown Funk》音乐的节拍,来完成一套分钟左右的高效腰腹核心肌群的训练。音乐与汗水一起,据说能更坚持哦!tRbNfCJ
[[efficient lumbar abdomen reduce abdominal! Minutes training] [its] followed with a multinational singles top the Uptown Funk music rhythm, to complete a set of minutes of efficient lumbar abdomen core muscle group training. Music with sweat, it is said that can more persistence! tRbNfCJ]

个减肥小技巧

WinEcos:
    这个点还在线的,报个到?[哈哈]
[This point is still online, to quote? [ha ha]]

Windows移动生态社区. winecos ,本人言论,不代表任何公司及组织,自觉辨别.

电影狙击手:
    太震撼了,BBC第二季里海滩群蛇追杀海蜥蜴的一幕,看得居然屏住了呼吸,好莱坞大片既视感,制片人说本来只想拍个一条蛇捕杀蜥蜴的过程,结果这剧情。。。。蜥蜴:鬼知道我经历了什么[拜拜]tRfwvglb
[Too shocked, the BBCs second season lizards, snakes after sea beach look incredibly held her breath, Hollywood blockbusters visual sense, both producer said originally just want to make a process of a snake killing of lizards, result this drama... Lizard who knows what I experienced [bynum] tRfwvglb]

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