全球令人瞠目结舌的性爱风俗之海达特撒族：妹妹代姐姐性服务！看看这里的男人受到了什么样的优待：当海达特撒族孕妇到达临产最后一段时期并且不能和其丈夫进行正常房事时，她实在舍不得丈夫的“干火空烧”，干脆就请来自己的胞姐或胞妹暂时“帮忙”对付一阵子。
[Global jaw-dropping sex customs haida and clan sister sister sexual services! See what kind of discount for where men were when haida, pregnant women and family reached the last period in labor and cannot have normal bedroom and her husband, she was reluctant to her husbands dry fire empty, simply own BaoJie or younger, please temporarily help to deal with for a while.]
筱筱筱筱_嫣儿：据英国《每日邮报》月日报道，来自英国什罗浦郡的岁高龄的菜农乔治沃尔(George Wall)在自家菜园中偶然发现了两对连体番茄，颜色分别为黄色和红色，形状酷似两只可爱的黄鸭子和红鸭子。这两对可爱诱人的番茄小鸭子吸引许多邻居慕名前来一探究竟，使乔治使乔治在当地声名鹊起。
[According to England daily mail in days to report, British shropshire - year - old farmer George Wall (Wall) in your garden, accidentally discovered the two conjoined tomatoes, color yellow and red, respectively, the shape looks like two lovely yellow and red duck duck. Both for twee tomato attracts thousands descend little duck attracted many neighbours, George George at a local fame.]
人的智慧掌握着三把钥匙，一把开启数字，一把开启字母，一把开启音符。知识、思想、幻想就在其中。
木易女口月：lirrdyr韩国伦理等到天放晴最新r级的时候，也许我伦[生病]理好好再爱最你一遍俄罗斯妈妈
[Lirrdyr Korea ethical wait for days to clear up the latest r-rated, maybe I Aaron [ill] a mother love most you again Russia]
好好工作，努力挣钱，然后买房子！
查宿r：#搞笑合集#【宝宝发福利 人家送东西我直接送钱 细则如下： 推荐朋友?以下微信即可 ，推荐满十人 可得.元红包 推荐满二十人 可得.元红包 推荐满三十人 可得.元红包 以此类推..推荐越多数额越大?? 参加活动者首先加我好友 注明谁谁推荐 按照备注发红包[cp] 】
[# funny collection # 【 baby hair welfare The somebody elses sent me directly send money Details are as follows recommend friends? The following WeChat, recommended for ten people Available. Yuan red envelope people as recommended Available. Yuan red envelope recommended people Available. Yuan red envelopes So on.. recommend more bigger?? Campaigners have add me friends in the first place Indicate the so-and-so recommended According to the note to send red packets (cp) 】]
solar大小姐：极限五杀看的要流眼睛水了[泪][ppb鼓掌] 虽然rng里没有特别喜欢的选手 但是很久没看到这样赢了比赛激动的抱在一起[思考]的队了 加油加油[泪][泪][泪]
[Looking to runny eyes at the limit of five kill [tears] [PPB clapping] although no favorite player in the RNG But long time no see such won the game excited embrace together [thinking] team for refueling refueling [tears] [tears] [] of tears]
用户5712371730：破秦兵百万，独霸天下！ tRLJyzR
[Broken qin bing million, dominating the world! tRLJyzR]
艾蔻ecko：分享图片
[Share photos]
深蓝ToT：我刚在《列王的纷争》帮助了N位盟友成就大业。朋友，还需你助我一臂之力！tRcwcasb
[I was just in the dispute of the Kings helped N an ally achievement. Friend, still need you help me out! tRcwcasb]
平凡就是幸福！知足就是富有！
老老老六：#阴阳师手游#急急如律令！感谢晴明SAMA帮我召唤出了般若！感受到了自己存在的意义！ʅ（´◔◔）ʃ tRcgzod
[# # Onmyoji mobile game nasty such as imperative! Thanks sunny SAMA help me call out the prajnaparamita! Feel the meaning of our existence! ʅ (´ ◔ ◔) ʃ tRcgzod]
汲芝获汲：T[萌]rick or tr[狗]eat[污][摊手][二哈]
[T [of] rick or tr eat [the dog] [pollution] [stand hand] [two ha]]
雷华贞琰岚莎：非主流郁金香，长得跟牡丹似的
[Non-mainstream tulips, looks like a peony]
Maaaay伍月：周杰伦《牛仔很忙》tzHpCPdm
[Jay Chou cowboy busy tzHpCPdm]
丧失人格的诗人比没有诗才而硬要写诗的人更可鄙，更低劣，更有罪。
木又寸木木：#法院欠饭店上万餐费#宋·朱熹《朱文公集·易诗之一》。韦编：古人称加工过的牛皮为“韦”。连接竹简的牛皮绳称为“韦编”。寻行数墨：只会背诵文旬，不明白义理。这两句大意是：要知道熟读竹书，多次磨断牛皮绳的人，肯定不是死记硬背、浅尝辄止的读书人。这里引用了一个孔子读《易》的典故。传说孔夫子...全文： m.weibo
[# # court owe restaurant meals of song dynasty, zhu xi Zhu Wengong set, easy one of poetry. Wei editor the ancients called the processed cow wei. Connect the bamboo slips of cowhide rope called wei. Find lines of ink only to recite the text ten-day, dont understand the connotations. The two sentence is to know the perusal of bamboo books, grinding cowhide rope broken many times, certainly not by rote, tasted the reader. Here cites a Confucius read easy allusions. Legend has it that Confucius... The full text m. eibo]
滕树林
潇洒妈咪08：任性母鸡下带尾巴鸡蛋 专家：或系下蛋时受惊吓。新文化记者温月、杨晋浩核实报道：当日上午，王向军向记者展示了他口中所说的几枚鸡蛋，其中最小的鸡蛋直径约厘米，最大的直径超过厘米，而普通鸡蛋的直径约厘米左右。
[Wayward hen eggs with tail experts or frightened when lay eggs. Warm month, Yang Jinhao verify new culture press coverage on that day morning, xiang-jun wang shows his mouth said to the reporter a few eggs, one of the smallest eggs about cm in diameter, the biggest more than cm in diameter, and ordinary eggs cm in diam.]
愛我湖北：放鞭炮污染环境！全面禁烟，禁洒，禁鞭！ tRfBbMkj
[Set off firecrackers pollution for the environment. Abstain a total ban, sprinkling, whip! tRfBbMkj]
爱写爱画爱交友、爱作‘诗’，热忱，勤俭，不抽烟，不喝酒。搞过木工装修，当过兵，进过厂，开过门店，炒过股！代表诗作《进中年》《理想世界》等。
我对这土地爱的深沉：英语思维是什么？就是我们的语法书上列出来的一个个条目，有多少个条目，英语思维的树状就会有多少条血脉的枝干。
[Thinking is in English? Is shown on our grammar items one by one, how many entries, a tree of the English thinking how much blood branches.]
消失吧，小宇宙。
se7en_________23：我们都曾是一张，那么纯粹的白纸。人生本就是自己的，懂得承受的人，就会在看着青春的脚步越走越远时，不会郁郁寡欢，而是牢牢捉住时代的脉搏，在分分秒秒间追逐，他们就尽显人生的出色纷呈。
[We have is a, then pure white. Life is their own, who bear, will be looking at the youth in the footsteps of more walk more far, wont be unhappy, but firmly catch the pulse of The Times, between every minute chase, they all show life is wonderful.]
众姐翊霞：一句话赞美你们的老师！
[A word praise your teacher!]
大__奋的微笑：[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[[ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]
Belle-小姐：生命是一种缘，你刻意追求的东西，也许终生得不到，而你不曾期待的灿烂，反而会在你的淡泊从容中不期而至。
[Life is a kind of fate, you deliberately to pursue something, maybe a lifetime can not get, but you didnt expect that it will in your indifferent calm.]
我们总是像智者一样劝慰别人，像傻子一样折磨自己。
养鸭大户贱梨子：哈麻批 最近刷屏刷太猛了 掉粉掉的好厉害
[Ha ma group of recent refresh brush is too fierce powder off very fierce]
贵族
爱吃抹茶蛋糕的少女：老子想吃辣条！无敌辣！变态辣！最好是辣死爹那种[二哈] tRWxa
[Lao tze want to eat spicy dry tofu! Invincible hot! Abnormal hot! It is best to hot dead dad that [two ha] tRWxa]
他有多快对你动心 就可以多快对别人动心
默默小冒：下班倒頭就睡 這個點就開始睡不著 其實理性告訴自己放棄那個女孩 但夢裏無關與性和她擁抱 好真實的感覺 也好溫暖 下午見到她忍不住的去打招呼和她聊天 所有的謊言說不出來 潛意識的想把所有告訴她 只能說心裡堵的慌 習慣性的翻開她朋友圈看有沒有更新 反反覆覆 對於我來說是一種煎熬 可惜終究是單戀
[Fall asleep after work This point began to not sleep Rational tell myself to give up the girl actually But the dream has nothing to do with sex and she hugs good true feeling It is better to warm Meet in the afternoon she couldnt help to say hello and talk to her I couldnt say all the lies Subconsciously want to tell her all can only say that the in the mind plugging panic habitual opened her circle of friends to see if there is any update repeatedly For me is a torment But after all it is unrequited love]
余生皆假期
一幢谅名句：我：“媛媛，你姐夫他[花心]人呢？让他接电话。”媛媛：“问我干嘛！找他你打他电话呀！我怎么知道他在哪！”我：“我特么打的就是他电话！”
[Me yuan, your brother-in-law he [them]? Let him answer the phone. Yuan ask me why! Find him he call you! How do I know where he is! Me my yao is his call!]
搂着谢娜刷微博：时光就像个大筛子，经得起过滤，最后留下来的，才是真正的朋友。#张杰#
[Time is like a big sieve, withstand filter, and finally to stay, is a friend indeed. # # zhang jie]
喜欢谢娜杨幂就是很简单的事！
TIANSIQIN：要定期对记忆进行一次删除，把不愉快的人和事从记忆中摈弃，格式化自己才有储存快乐的空间，一个想太多敏感的人，往往过得不快乐，因为太在乎。这个世界上从来没有感同身受，只有冷暖自知。自己才是人生的作者，何必将剧本写得苦不堪言。 tRyhjEqY
[To regularly on memory for a deleted, the unpleasant people and things from the memory abandon, formatting they have store the space of happiness, a person think too much sensitive, often have a not happy, because too care about. No empathy in this world, only you. Himself is the author of life, why should you write the script. tRyhjEqY]
河马河马悄悄过去：#阴阳师手游#看看我的式神录！一言不合就炫富！tRcjBkc
[# # Onmyoji mobile game and see my type of gods! A word is not flaunt wealth! tRcjBkc]
这个人将来一定会很有钱！
罗大仙呵呵：维持表面的和平，是一件比较痛苦的事[哆啦A梦微笑][黑线]
[Keep the surface of the peace, is A more painful thing [doraemon smile] [black line]]
正版秋兔子：我现在里努力活下来的原因就是慕哥哥跟我说你要保护好自己，不然你死了我要心疼。[摊手]有一把对面霸刀天策，上来就要踩我，慕哥哥制裁了霸刀之后来找天策，说了句让你踩我媳妇，然后一波带走帅爆了[二哈][二哈]
[I am now trying to survive in the reason for my brother told me that you want to protect yourself, or youre dead I will love dearly. [stand hand] have a bully opposite knife days, up to trample me, mu brother sanctions after the bully knife for days, said a sentence let you trample my daughter-in-law, and a wave of take handsome burst [two ha] [two ha]]
职业阴阳师│老年词作│空巢七秀├班主任
田小妞66华赞洪：【宝宝最好用无氟儿童牙膏】亲耐滴，口腔科医生提醒，年龄较小的儿童建议使用无氟牙膏哈，因为他们刷牙时，难免吞咽较多，长期如此，可能造成氟摄入过量。亲，牙膏能清洁牙齿才是关键，有关各种营养成分多是噱头，因为牙齿吸收不了滴。
[Baby had better use non-fresno childrens toothpaste 】 【 kiss resistance drops, dental doctor remind, younger children, it is recommended to use non-fresno toothpaste because they when brushing your teeth, hard to avoid swallowing more, so for a long time, can cause fluorine intake too much. Kiss, can clean teeth toothpaste is key, various nourishment composition is stunt more, because the teeth dont absorb drops.]
Dear-冉子马甲：不行，睡前[金元宝]还是要吐槽一下这两部块钱看的电影，七月与安生这部片子吧，我已经不想吐槽了，画质差到爆内容更是无味，下面的情节不剧透都猜出来了，唉，尤其是看到周冬雨那张脸我就想抽自己，怎么 [膜拜了]会觉得她跟我家影子长的像呢[思考]块钱都是浪费
[[gold ingot] no, bedtime or poking fun at this two dollars to see the film, the film, father of July and the I already dont want to ridicule, poor quality to the content is boring, the plot of the following didnt reveal the plot all guess out, alas, especially see zhou that face I want to smoke, how [worship] would think of her with my shadow long as [thinking] dollars are wasted]
陈苇葶：#阴阳师手游#低调晒欧气！讲真，我人品好起来我自己都害怕！tRcjBkc
[# # t mobile game of Yin and Yang low-key bask in the air! Speak really, I am afraid of character better myself! tRcjBkc]
幻想追风筝的孩子
变大变小仙女棒卍公馆：如果[耶]没有你 那有[lm花痴]什么可惜 ,
[If you have any [[and] didnt you the lm anthomaniac] what a pity,]
梅错儿Miko：“ 你从来都知道的，就算我对你说过再狠的话，只要你服个软，我就会朝你伸出手去。”
[You never know, even if I told you to malicious words, as long as you take a soft, Ill be in your hand.]
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