贾玲最新小品《唐朝美人》的完整版，全程太搞笑了，时间较长，建议先马再看！！！[笑cry] tRVSutrR
[Jia Ling latest sketch the complete edition of the tang dynasty beauties, too funny, for a long time, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRVSutrR]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
穆雅斓：不晓得大家还记得我之前狂吐槽过的too cool for school不？
他家居然给我寄样品到公司让我试试！
你知道我有多震惊吗！！
我那个吐槽图三图四的视频我的weibo里还翻得到呢！她竟然连我吐槽过的产品都寄给我了！我居然有点感动是怎么回事？
文案妹妹还忽然给我说这家好几个产品她都喜欢，
你们有用过他
[Dont know you remember me crazy fun before too cool for school? < br > his family had to send me the sample to the company let me try! < br > do you know how much I shocked!! < br > I the video poking fun at figure figure also turn to get in my weibo! She actually even I joked about the products sent to me! I had a little touched by how be to return a responsibility? < br > copy sister also suddenly to me that she liked the several products, < br > you are useful to him]
在下名模A. 工作请联系微信：Mu 我会更努力变得值得你们喜欢
头条新闻：#舆论场#【新华社暗批王宝强自曝家丑 检察日报反驳“是他的自由”】新华社昨日发文暗批王宝强离婚炒作，称某些明星“自曝家丑毁人三观”，唯恐天下不知而违逆传统道德。@检察日报 官微发文点名新华社，认为自曝离婚“是王宝强的自由”。详看双方观点交锋请戳链接>> tRVSrnqs
[# # public opinion field 【 xinhua dark revealed wang baoqiang dirty Procuratorial daily counter is his freedom), the official xinhua news agency yesterday post of dark wang baoqiang divorce hype, said some star revealed dirty destroyed in people through, lest the world does not know and obey the traditional morality. @ the procuratorial daily officer named xinhua news agency, the micro articles that revealing a divorce freedom is wang baoqiang. Detailed look at the two sides view aircraft please stamp link > > tRVSrnqs]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
TAEYANG_OFFICIAL：BIGBANG THE COLLECTION A TO Z tRVSgVkD .
[敏捷的A到Z tRVSgVkD集合。]
思想聚焦：“直到有一天，你遇见这样一个人，每天和你分享他的快乐，解读你的忧伤，报告每天的行踪轨迹，笑谈每天的生活琐事，这就是喜欢你的表现。毕竟时间过得那么快，谁愿意和不在乎的人瞎逼逼。”
[Until one day, you meet such a person, to share his happiness with you every day, reading your sadness, whereabouts trajectory report every day, a proverb to everyday life trivial, this is like your performance. After all, time goes by so fast, who is willing to and dont care what people blind force.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
Happy张江：哇哦~！帅呆了啊，比伯在小胖的车上热唱《BABY》~~全程花痴脸看完[色][色]#莫名的喜感# tRVSrBvv
[Wow ~! Handsome ah, bieber sang BABY in little car hot ~ ~ the entire spoony face watching [color] [color] # # to express the happy feeling of tRVSrBvv]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
娱乐情报媛：hahha笑出了声，论#演员#的自我修养...人生如戏，全靠演技[笑cry]
[Hahha laughed, the self-improvement of actor # #... Life is like a play, whole depend acting [laugh cry]]
新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～
一起神回复：爱情就应该这样简单粗暴！[二哈]
[Love should be so simple! [two ha]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
检察日报：【“自曝家丑”是王宝强的自由】新华社评论认为：“一个明星的婚变和一个普通人的婚变并没有什么区别”。对明星个人，除了需要分割的财产多得多，和普通人区别确实不大，但对社会来说，不同人婚变产生的示范指引作用，区别还是挺大的。这也正是我关注王宝强离婚官司的原因。详见图片（作者：曙 明）
[Revealed the dirty is wang baoqiang freedom 】 the xinhua news agency commented a stars marriage and a persons marriage and there is no difference between. Of star man, in addition to the need to division of property, and the difference between ordinary people really is not big, but for society, different marriage demonstration role in guiding the production, the difference is very big still. This is what I focus on wang baoqiang the cause of the divorce. As shown in the pictures (the author start Ming)]
《检察日报》是最高人民检察院主管主办的一份面向国内外发行的中央级法制类综合性日报。
freshgirl_：谈了好久的恋爱突然分了，看得好心疼……[伤心]
（视频po主@杨洁Joan ） tRVSatSM
[Talk about love suddenly points for a long time, see good love... [sad] < br > tRVSatSM Yang jie (video Po @ Joan)]
工作请邮件联系zhudn@ruhnn
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京提个醒儿#【救命贴！永远不要把自己置于两辆货车之间。。。[话筒]】远离大货车，避免夹心事故！无论你的车多好多结实，在超载大货车面前都是浮云。。。转发提醒，平安出行！看见一次转一次！！
[Beijing reminder # # 【 help stick! Never put yourself in between the truck... [microphone]] away from big trucks, avoid sandwich accident! No matter how a lot of strong, your car in front of overloaded trucks are floating clouds... Forward to remind, safe trip! See a turn a!!!!!]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
萌宠物的逗比日常：一不小心就看了五遍...现在超想吃草莓果冻。#莫名的喜感#好治愈，好可爱啊[可爱]tRVXFnZv
[But they saw five times... Now you want to eat strawberry jelly. # # to express the happy feeling of cure, good lovelycute tRVXFnZv]
每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!
GEM鄧紫棋：感謝全球華語歌曲排行榜，謝謝各地的DJ和歌迷們！而且今天見到了很多好朋友，好開心😁
[Around the global Chinese pop chart, thank thank you DJ and fans! 而且今天见到了很多好朋友，好开心😁]
羅馬書「不要自己伸冤，寧可讓步，聽憑主怒。」
我与贱客的日常：如果你感到快乐你就拍拍手...强行嗨皮...哈哈哈~然而内心蓝痩，香菇！[笑cry][笑cry]
tRVSruhl
[If you feel happy clap your hands... To happy... Ha ha ha ~ however, inner blue hand-picked, mushrooms! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] < br > tRVSruhl]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
最佳蹲坑读物：如果最后是你，苦一点又有什么关系。
[If finally is you, whats got to do a little bitter.]
如果你有什么烦恼，请向我私信投稿，合作宣传欢迎私信^^
关爱八卦成长协会：求冰冰的心理阴影面积⋯⋯
[Ice ice psychological shadow area...]
如数家妻
李艾：如果现在给你一个亿人民币，你愿意卖掉自己的青春，变成岁？
[If give you a RMB now, are you willing to sell their youth and age?]
四丢比...联系人nicky_@
全球时尚数码：中国古代匠人发明的榫卯机构巧夺天工，大家见过几个？
[Ancient Chinese craftsmen invented by mortise and tenon joint institutions wonderful artical excelling nature, we saw a few?]
每当数码风来势汹汹地袭来时，关注@全球时尚数码 和我们并肩站在数码前线吧么么哒！
张发财：今天我作为一个长者有必要告诉你一点人生经验：厕纸最好放两卷
[Today I as an elder is necessary to tell you a little bit life experience toilet paper had better put two volumes]
我邮箱，zhangfacai@zhangfacai
爱啃梨的星际碎片：速度吃完饭，继续录音[困死了]
[Speed of a meal, to continue recording [trapped dead]]
爱啃梨，一辈子离不开的维生素。个人品牌店：kenneth-london.taobao 工作联系：dear_quintus@foxmail或助理邹小姐：
噗嗤大叔：为什么有时候我们以为有很多人追的女生实际上不仅单身还没人追？
[Why sometimes we think there are a lot of people chasing girls, in fact, not only single no one chase?]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
电影工厂：贾玲小品《爱笑的女生运气不会差》，可以，这很贾玲，哈哈哈[笑cry] tRVSKlPy
[Jia Ling sketch the love smile of girls wont bad luck, you can, this is Jia Ling, ha ha ha laugh cry tRVSKlPy]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
董路：这才是两口子之间真正的情趣——吵架是撩拨，动手是调戏，挨打是舒心……[二哈][二哈]tRVSgTn
[This is the real interest - between the couple quarrel is playing, is to flirt, beaten is easy... [two ha] [two ha] tRVSgTn]
“微熏”品牌创始人
人民日报：【名外籍男子地铁逃票 用英语辱骂工作人员做不雅手势】日，名外国青年扛着自行车，逃票进入上海地铁号线。工作人员上前阻止，人辱骂工作人员并做出不雅手势。有乘客看不下去，用英语批评名外国人，后人离开。@看看新闻KNEWStRVawVp @上海地铁shmetro 称：持票乘车不分国籍！
[The foreign man the subway train Abusive staff do indecent gestures] in English, foreign young man carrying a bicycle, a ticket to enter the Shanghai subway line. Staff to prevent, those who staff and make the indecent gestures. Passengers are looking not bottom go to, criticism of foreigners in English, the future generations to leave. @ KNEWStRVawVp @ Shanghai metro shmetro look at news said a ticket regardless of nationality.]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
同道大叔：月日我在广州购书中心层做签售会，不戴头套，你们来吗？[挤眼]
[June I do signings in guangzhou book center layer, dont wear a headset, you come? [eye]]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
情话信片：如果一个人记得你的生日
记得你喜欢什么讨厌什么
把你不经意说过的话都放在心上
为你无数次影响情绪却从来不让你看到他脆弱的样子
为你做他不喜欢的事
为你放下面子放下所谓的原则放下他的一切
为你改掉坏脾气
为你努力上进
为你拒绝所有暧昧
这个才是真正爱你的人
[If a person remember your birthday < br > remember what do you like what hate < br > all you inadvertently say to heart < br > for you are many times affect mood and never let you see his fragile like < br > for you to do what he doesnt like < br > for you to lay down their face put down the so-called principles laid down his all < br > < br > for you to get rid of bad temper struggling for you < br > reject all ambiguous for you < br > this is the true love you of person]
太多的情话还没来得及对你说，于是写成了信片。
二更视频：凡老头，南方小吃界的传奇。因为“好吃到停不下来”，凡老头家小时不打烊，全年只在过年时关一次。排队的人从白天排到深夜，甚至还有北京姑娘每周必来报到。@更杭州tRVSdSFe
[That old man, the southern snack industry legend. Tasty to stop, the old man home hours do not close, on New Years day off only once all the year round. The people in the queue from row late into the night during the day, and even a Beijing girl will report every week. More hangzhou tRVSdSFe @]
商务媒体内容合作： 二更拥有二更视频、二更食堂、隐藏菜单、慢漫来、更城市、更行业等新媒体。与您一起发现身边不知道的美。
gogoboi：有啥想问张艺兴的？
[Have what to ask lay?]
工作联系：yes@doperinc | 冒着脑残的炮火前进，前进，前进进！
这个微博是个逗比：喔.......更爱你了！看一次 笑一次[笑cry]#蜜汁笑点# tRVSduI .
[Oh...... Love you more! The smile once a [laugh cry] # # tRVSduI honeydew the punchline.]
每天都有逗比笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”
宠物卖萌中心：路遇流浪狗， 会主动跟人握手撒娇， 给它东西它还不舍得吃![心]#宠物卖萌中心# tRcVsMle
[Sitting in the stray dogs, will take the initiative to talk with people shake hands in pettish, give it something it is not willing to give up eating! [heart] # # tRcVsMle pet show MOE center]
我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下(￣へ￣)
日本流行全方位：八卦：女性seven年月日号 爆 石原里美和山下智久熱愛
月中旬晚上点多，从快是末班车的新干线上下了品川站的人是山下智久（）。当天是出席了大阪KinKi Kids演唱会后回来。然后坐上车去的是石原里美 （ ）住的公寓。
今年月女爆料说石原参加了山下在自己公寓的家庭派对。
认识人的
[Gossip beautiful women in the number seven (date) (month) (year) blasting ishihara and news love < br > on points in the middle of night, up and down fast action is the last train Shinkansen shinagawa station is news (). Is on the same day at the Osaka KinKi Kids concert to come back. Then take bus is ishihara beauty () in the apartment. < br > female revealed this month said ishihara attended the hill family party in his apartment. < br > to know people]
微信：japaninall 日本生活中 各种资讯 流行宅腐 a团 二次元 声优
阿花花酱：这才是我心目中的圣诞套装啊[害羞]
[This is my idea of a Santa suit (shy)]
一个卖衣服的girl，评论已关。公共平台：dululu。ins：unie。
三联生活周刊：一对双胞胎小姐妹抢奶嘴，莫名的喜感[笑cry] tRGQFD
[Twins little sister rob the pacifier, difficult to express the happy feeling of [laugh cry] tRGQFD]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
央视新闻：【这些津贴都该涨涨了！同意的举手[拳头]】劳务税、稿酬个税征收标准年未变；教龄津贴沉睡年未涨；国家层面尚未出台过相关规定，各地夜班津贴标准不一；参差不齐的高温津贴，“纸上谈兵”的低温津贴……这些津贴怎么算？征税标准是不是该调整了？戳文章↓ tRVSDvH
[[these allowances should rise up! Hands agree [fist]] labor taxes, which tax levy standard year unchanged; School age allowance slumber years did not rise; Around the country level has not yet been enacted regulations, night shift allowance range; The jagged high temperature allowance, low temperature allowance figurative... How much is the allowance? Levy standard should adjust the? Left tRVSDvH stamp articles]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
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