【一位父亲的举动，请将这件“小事”转给更多人！[心]】近日，一位市民通过行车记录仪拍摄下一件“小事”。孩子随手将喝完的酸奶罐扔出窗外，父亲随即下车，对孩子的行为进行了教育，并将酸奶罐捡起，放回了车内。@警民直通车-松江
[The move of a father, please put the little things to more people! [heart]] recently, a citizen by vehicle traveling data recorder under a little things. Children will drink yoghurt can throw it out the window, the father was out of the car and carried on the education to the childs behavior, and the container to pick up, back in the car. @ between the through train - songjiang]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
同道大叔：同一个世界，同一个水瓶。[污]
[One world, one bottle. [pollution]]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
大锅只是喝醉：动物是不会说谎的tRVHukOf（使用#秒拍#录制）
[Animals are not lie tRVHukOf (with # recorded using # seconds)]
i easy吗 i
我的损友是个极品：东北父母是这样劝孩子穿秋裤的！哈哈哈都不带喘气的！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]#莫名的喜感# tRVlnIO
[The northeast parents advise children wear long Johns so! Ha ha ha dont take a breath! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] # # to express the happy feeling of tRVlnIO]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
冷笑话精选：厉害了！原来狗也会用吸管啊……主人用一招就让自家小泰迪乖乖把感冒药给喝了[二哈]tRVHHIZ
[Much!!!! It turns out through a straw dog... Let your little teddy boy bring the owner use a recruit a cold medicine to drink two ha tRVHHIZ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
种草大户阿宝：每当秋风起你的秀发是不是和阿宝一样秒回到解放前？！
来啊！造作啊！阿宝挖出一大堆护发产品！总有一款可以搞定你漫天飞舞的长发[摊手]
PS：我的天终于完成也画完啦！晚上发给你们[污]
[When the autumn wind up your hair is like Po seconds back to before liberation? ! < br > come on! Artificial! The treasure dug out a bunch of hair care products! There is always a can fix your flying hair [stand hand] < br > PS my day finally finished also finished! In the evening to you [pollution]]
阿宝只分享好物，心情。不代购！不卖货！
趣闻搞笑：哈哈哈广告只服泰国，泰国励志广 告：“只有努力才能改变自己”...如果早看了这个视频，就不会有减不下来的体重。。。[doge] tRVHnbbH .
[Ha ha ha advertising but Thailand, Thailand motivational wide only to change their... If the early to see the video, there would be no do not reduce down weight... [doge] tRVHnbbH.]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
韩国me2day：【米兔·音乐】#朴宰范# X MILLION
[# # m rabbit · music 】 【 PiaoZai fei X m letters < All I Wanna Do > (Feat. # Hoody# & # Loco#) Choreography Ver. Video open ~ song and dance is really great ~ [good] tRVHmMF]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
李铁根：昨天，恒大集团第三届职工篮球赛中，高管队以-战胜了员工队，年近六旬的许家印狂砍分拿下得分王和MVP，让我们一起来欣赏许老板的精彩表现！ tRVHwhV .
洪兴罩我去战斗。
杨蓉：#美人为馅# 找到一家不错的餐厅，吃饱再来看看萌萌哒小和尚[太开心]革命尚未成功，小渔仍需努力[拳头][拳头]
[# # the artificial filling find a nice restaurant and eat again to look at the cute little monk [quite happy] revolution has not yet been successful, small fishing to [fist] [fist]]
以演戏为生，以演戏为乐！ 工作联系：马女士 - 邮箱 sukeyma@
郭德纲：德云社成立周年全球巡演澳大利亚站，单口相声商演专场。月 两日晚点在墨尔本Park Hyatt的Ball Room正式开演。中国相声史上，一百五十余年来，单口相声首次海外商演破冰之旅。蒙祖师爷恩典，学生侥幸至今。挚挚诚诚恭候各位衣食父母，风雨无阻准时开演。
[Devon community established anniversary of world tour Australia, stand-up ShangYan special performance. month Two days later at Melbourne Park Hyatt Ball Room officially begun. Crosstalk in the history of China, more than one hundred and fifty years, stand-up ShangYan ice-breaking overseas for the first time. The granddaddys grace, the students by luck so far. ZhiZhi fully expecting you food and clothing parents, rain or shine as scheduled.]
珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。
金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。
富贵长生，天作主由不得我。
钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。
onlyanna：中午好呀[兔子][兔子][兔子]
[Good afternoon ah [rabbit] [rabbit] [] rabbit]
Where we gonna go from here
雪梨Cherie：更组私服🙈
[更组私服🙈]
【工作事宜请联系】cee@thechinstudio；简历应聘请投递info@thechinstudio 淘宝 【钱夫人】room-.taobao
滑稽：#搞笑幽默#【奇葩贴】虚拟男友女友聊天[哆啦A梦吃惊]一位吧友的惨痛经历，女猪脚的Y.Y盛宴[笑cry][笑cry]这年头生.意真难做啊[摊手][笑cry]
[# # funny humor virtual stick the exotic 】 【 boyfriend girlfriend chat [doraemon surprised] A friends bitter experience, the heroines Y.Y feast [laugh cry] [laugh cry] the firstborn. Meaning its hard to do it [stand hand] [laugh cry]]
滑天下之大稽 合作联系QQ：
猫扑：【小伙拒给孕妇让座 称自己没有义务】今晨，南京地铁一号线出现故障。人满为患的车厢内，有乘客见一名孕妇没有座位，便请一位坐在“老弱病残孕”座位上的男青年让座。男子拒绝，称自己没有义务让座。面对周围乘客多次劝说，男子仍拒不理睬，最后干脆装睡。@江苏新闻 遇到这种情况，你会____？
[The guy from offered his seat to pregnant women say they have no obligation 】 this morning, the nanjing metro line fault occurs. Crowded car, a passenger saw a pregnant woman have no seat, then have a seat sick child the young men of seats. Man refused, saying he has no obligation to give up her seat. Dealing with passengers around repeated persuasion, the man still refused to ignore, simply pack to sleep at last. @ jiangsu news encountered this kind of situation, will you _____?]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp
铲屎官和主子们：互相礼让的两只喵~画风不对啊，怎么和我以前看过的妖艳贱货不一样！[喵喵]tRVHQFRw
[Two mutually comity meow ~ style not ah, how unlike Ive seen it rich bitch! [meow] tRVHQFRw]
每日更新铲屎君和宠物们的逗比日常
人民日报：【开胃过瘾的懒人版糖醋排骨[馋嘴]】每次吃糖醋排骨的时候，总是默默在想，为什么醋+糖会有如此奇妙的美味！做起来一点都不难，一定要用冰糖做哦~糖和醋已备好，就差排骨了[哈哈]午餐就它了？@华西都市报
[【 appetizing enough lazy version of sweet and sour spareribs [available]] every time to eat sweet and sour pork ribs, always silent and thinking, why vinegar + sugar can have such wonderful delicious! Is not difficult to do, must do with rock sugar oh ~ sugar and vinegar has been ready, just ribs (ha ha) lunch is it? @ WCC daily]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
陈粒_：不必遮遮掩掩 错觉灵验tRtCljRm
[Dont have to hide Illusion efficacy tRtCljRm]
废话墟 🐊 事情：chenligzs@ 歌词：birdchen@（附件不看 词请放正文）
琦殿：地毯扔了除湿机开了阳光照进来了！病毒退散！我家真好看！！
[Carpet threw a dehumidifier opened the sunlight came in! Virus faded! My family really pretty!!!!!]
公众号：qdqd
全球奇闻趣事：你走。你别碰我。我是不会相信你的鬼话的。[doge] #奇闻趣事#
[You go. You dont touch me. I wont buy your story. [doge] # # anecdote]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
新周刊：中国之丑最大的祸根是人治，人心的扭曲造成了各种各样的丑恶。 tRVHnLFW
[China is the biggest bane of ugly man, the heart of the distortion caused by all kinds of evils. tRVHnLFW]
《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@
喵星人的喵星球：这是一只不挑食的猫咪，看我渴望的眼神~咽口水[喵喵]ins：sina_heek
[This is a not picky cats, see my eager eyes to swallow saliva ins, meow sina_heek]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。微信号：lovecatfun
不二大叔说：你为什么不愿意和我公开？
[Why dont you like to open with me?]
微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。
思想聚焦：毒舌王尔德的八句话，哪一句戳中了你的心。[doge]
[Poison tongue wildes eight words, which a stamp in your heart. [doge]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
我的笑点又低了：班主任查寝，总感觉大战一触即发啊！你给我下来。。[doge]
[The head teacher knowing, total felling the threat of war! You give me down. [doge]]
( ﹁ ﹁ )一只笑点极低的博主，?.? ≡(▔﹏▔)≡推广合作请加qq
搞笑萌宠秀：一只名叫崽胖子的泰迪，主人用了一招就让它乖乖把感冒药喝了！ #宠物卖萌中心# tRVkvCm
[A usually called fatty teddy, master the cold drink with a recruit let it darling! # # tRVkvCm pet show MOE center]
微博知名宠物达人，每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ：。
我的前任是个极品：没毛病，我觉得该给满分。[摊手]
[No problem, I think its time for me to give full marks. [stand hand]]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
二逼青年这样过：卧槽！喵星人的逗逼世界，简直完全搞不懂啊！[喵喵] tRAUXPh
[Oh, my gosh! Meow star people tease forced the world, can completely dont understand! [meow] tRAUXPh]
你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。
追风少年刘全有：直播炸群 tRVHutxG .
[Live ZhaQun tRVHutxG.]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
北美吐槽君：SY成瘾但怀疑自己性冷淡+我这样的身材还有救吗？
[SY addiction but doubt yourself frigidity + I figure is like this?]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
环球时报：【四川熊猫初见哈尔滨大雪 竟激动地满地打滚[哆啦A梦吃惊]】日晚，哈尔滨的亚布力迎来一场大雪，一个晚上，降雪厚度四五厘米，乐坏了来自四川的大熊猫佑佑。撒欢、刨洞、翻跟头、爬凉亭，厉害了滚滚！你说，你也曾是个安静的南方仔啊！@新快报
[The sichuan panda first Harbin snow unexpectedly passionately parts [doraemon surprised]], yabuli usher in A heavy snow in Harbin, one night, four or five centimeters, the thickness of snow out from, the sichuan panda on the hook. Muscle, dig holes, turning somersault, climb the pavilion, much rolling! You said, you also was a quiet southern boy! @ new letters]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
全球影视指南：各类电影合集，赶脚无聊的时候看看吧。。。
[Collection of all kinds of films, at boring of time and have a look...]
不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！ 关注后私信直接获得高清链接！你懂的！
人气女王说话术：女生到底有多贵？女人看了有同感， 男人看后会更理解你的女朋友[嘻嘻]，突然发现 我担不起女生这个词了[喵喵]tRVDhN
[The girl how expensive? Women feel the same way, a see will be more understand your girlfriend after [xi xi], suddenly found I cant bear the word by the girl meow tRVDhN]
口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q
我跟熊孩子的日常：妈妈的恶作剧礼物，儿子麻麻，你能不能别这么吓我。。太有爱了，看得我热泪盈眶[笑cry]#熊孩子的日常#tRVTklTO
[Mothers gag gifts, son mommy, can you dont frighten me. So there is love, look at me to tears [laugh cry] # daily # tRVTklTO bear children]
谁家没个熊孩子，一起和熊孩子共同成长！欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事！微信交流：baby-xiaodi
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