五毛钱就能自己DIY全能清洁剂，任何脏东西都能用它搞定！马住来试…[偷笑] tRtutLO
[Five hair moneys can own DIY all-around cleaner, any dirty things can do it! Horses live to try... [laughing] tRtutLO]
知名搞笑幽默博主
ManUtdspot：穆里尼奥：我对我们世界各地的球迷感到抱歉。输球让他们的心情很糟糕。我唯一能说的是我现在是%的曼联，不是%，%的切尔西或者其他球队，是%曼联。我们的回应是明天继续正常训练，继续战斗。 tRVWUmWo .
[Mourinho I feel sorry for our fans from all over the world. Lose their mood is very bad. The only thing I can say is I am now % of Manchester united, not % % Chelsea or other teams, Manchester united is %. Our response is to continue normal training tomorrow, to continue fighting. TRVWUmWo.]
独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗
不二大叔说：你不知道一个一见你就笑的人有多喜欢你。[抱抱]
[Dont you know that a smile at the sight of you how much people like you. [hug]]
微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。
暴牙三叔：那些战斗力爆表的女神！tRnuDcM
[The fighting capacity of extraordinary goddess! tRnuDcM]
我羡慕我有一口好牙
屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長：我在台北好想你
[I miss you in Taipei]
不酷
这微博笑死我了：外国一妈妈，回家发现自己两盒高光全部被用完了，然后...啊哈哈哈~发光的女儿也是一脸无奈！tRVCsP
[Foreign home a mother, he found himself two boxes of highlights are all finished, and then... Ah ha ha ha ~ glowing daughter is also a face of helpless! tRVCsP]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
芯話：“你说，我会遇到比你更好的人。但其实，是你想拥有比我更好的人。”[微笑]
[You said, I will meet someone better than you. But in fact, is the person who you want to have better than me. [smiles]]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：
CP少女头像：有些人只适合单身。
[Some people are only suitable for single.]
关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：
搭配师林欣：May J Lee 编舞的：Watch Me Work - Tinashe 看完好想学跳舞[太开心]tRcWCtu
[May J Lee choreography Watch Me Work - Tinashe look good wants to learn how to dance tRcWCtu [quite happy]]
你身边的女装搭配师
切吧日文打卤面：穆里尼奥明知道赛后主教练之间在通道前握手谈话都会有镜头对准，但还要刻意去跟孔蒂进行这一番他所谓私聊的耳语，实际上就是为了有意制造一些媒体感兴趣的话题或者噱头来分散舆论对球队的注意力，缓解球员们的压力。这种事儿跟他在赛前去刻意制造一些话题一样都是他所擅长的，典型的穆里尼奥，切尔西球
[Mourinho know coach after the game the channel between the hands before the conversation can have camera, but also to chat with conti for this what he called the private whisper, is actually to intentionally create some media topics of common interest or to distract public opinion for the team, relieve the pressure on the players. This kind of thing with him before the game to deliberately make some topics are what he is good at, typical mourinho, Chelsea goals]
本人为无节操破车吹，立场特别不公正，观点极其不客观。请非破车球迷将我拉黑，以免微博内容给您造成不适
一只鸡腿子：我瞒着你们偷偷谈了一场恋爱，今天我正式宣布：我失恋了啦！
我坐飞机到他的城市找他，下飞机前旁边的大叔问我，你着急下去吗？
我愣了一会儿，我说不着急。
于是大叔又心安理得地坐好了，等着其他旅人慢慢下飞机。我心里想，我真的不着急，因为这个城市根本没有等我的人。
我对菜菜说，我知道我很傻，
[I secretly hide from you talk about a love, today I officially announced I brokenhearted! < br > I take a plane to see him in his city, next to uncle asked me before the plane, you continue to be in a hurry? < br > I leng for a while, I said dont worry. < br > so uncle is comfortable to sit again, waiting for the other travelers slowly off the plane. I thought to myself, I really dont try so hard, because the city didnt wait for me. < br > I say to the food dish, I know Im silly,]
性情暴躁，为人肛裂。微信公众号：yzjtz，联系助理QQ：
张晓晗Oliver：深秋总有这样的故事，女孩在深夜的街边，把背包一扔，稀里哗啦都是小物件落地的声音。大概是喝醉了吧，断断续续哭了几分钟，大喊了一句，我爱你那么多年，又算什么，谁知道。唉，姑娘，想扔个纸条给你，在二十八楼晾衣服的我知道。
[There are always stories of late autumn, the girl in the middle of the night street, threw a backpack, sparse inside hua is the voice of small objects fall to the ground. Is probably drunk, crying off and on for a few minutes, yell , I love you so many years, and, who knows. Oh, girl, want to throw a piece of paper to you, to hang your clothes on the I know.]
卖自己的小女孩，讲故事的小火柴。工作室邮箱：s@somitech，企鹅母众号：银河系会玩。
DIY设计家居馆：【纯简空间 现代唯美两居室】简单生活,极简之美。[浮云]
[The simple space Modern aesthetic two-bedroom 】 the simple life, the beauty of minimalism. [the cloud]]
家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，没有么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ
韩安冉o3o：半夜拉屎突然看到这个 吓老子一跳[微笑]
[Shit in the middle of the night suddenly saw the Lao tze a fright [smiles]]
Abby Princess独家定制：tRdwKXV
全球搞笑排行榜：隔着屏幕都能感觉撕裂的痛[摊手] tRVORuqo
#莫名的喜感#
[Across the screen all can feel the painstand hand tear tRVORuqo < br > # # to express the happy feeling]
微博搞笑中心！【联系Q 】分享新鲜、时尚、搞笑信息~关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！↖(^ω^)↗
纯良叫兽：有喵星人做保姆的童年才是完整的人生~心都要萌化了~[心]
[Meow star people do nannys childhood is full of life ~ ~ heart will sprout, the [heart]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：
科罗廖夫：【卧槽，这也行啊】
[Oh my god, this is ok]
微信公众号：keluoliaofucn 【科罗廖夫的军事客厅】
GIF博士：能集中注意力看完的都是大神，Mikhail Sadovnikov创作的神奇催眠视频，看了分钟就困得不行了···[困]tRGijKa
[Can concentrate watching is a great god, Mikhail Sadovnikov magic hypnosis video, see the minutes sleepy now... [trapped] tRGijKa]
一个萌萌的gif制图匠！每天给你带来最gif的动态图~诚心合作、邀约、投稿
写给前任的999封情书：“我不确定自己能用多少时间把你忘了
也不敢保证我就能真的把你忘了
我只能像现在这样
不吵不闹 不悲不喜
安安静静的与你 再无交集”
[Im not sure I can use much time forget you < br > also dare not sure I can really forget you < br > I can only like this < br > dont noisy Dont sad dont like < br > quiet no intersection with you]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
泰娱记林正輝：这两天本宫陪 @ccaptainch 和他经纪人一起出去玩真的很开心 [鼓掌] 虽然很久不见但是 #泰国演员Captain# 私底下还仍然是一个超级欠揍的熊孩子 [笑cry] 可本宫最好奇的是他跟本宫聊天的时候为什么总要莫名其妙提到他哥哥呢 [偷笑]
[These two days I accompany @ ccaptainch come out and play with his agent really happy [applause.] although for a long time not see # Thai actor Captain# privately q. remains a super bear children [laugh cry] but I was the most curious when he talk to me why always puzzling mentioned [laughing] his brother?]
泰国娱乐记者兼主持人
搭配师林可儿：你信不信有一种感情，一辈子都不会输给时间。
[You believe it or not there is a feeling, lifetime all not lost to time.]
你在看我的微博！
米娜：无论世界是否待你温柔，请保持住你的善良，好运会与你不期而遇。
[No matter whether the world treat you gentle, please keep your kind, good luck will be with you.]
《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina
电影狙击手：【分享九部末日电影】丧尸、吸血鬼、病毒、恐惧等....各种都有，包你看个过瘾[摊手]
[Share nine the end of the movie zombie and vampire, virus, fear... Various all have, you see a enjoyable [stand hand]]
看的了小清新，玩的转重口味！关注我，每日电影资源不断！你又在看我微博。合作QQ
食用收集：【老坛酸菜米线】汤头微酸，香辣可口，米线润滑，伴着酸菜特有的味道，滋味浓厚，是家常中最方便的一道美味！
[【 old pickled vegetable rice noodle broth micro acid, spicy, delicious rice noodle and smooth, with sauerkraut taste, unique flavor, is the most convenient a delicious!]
网罗天下所有美食~做一个安静的吃货
是女生就要这样屌：“可能分手的原因就是这样吧，其实心里面也都还有对方，只是发生了太多事情让在一起变成了折磨，于是为了各自都好最终选择放弃，甚至连说分手都需要莫大的勇气。”[伤心]
[May break up reason is so, in fact heart also have each other, just too many things happened together into the torture, so good for each ultimately choose to give up, even say good-bye all need a great deal of courage. [sad]]
真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q
StyleThings：GIGI HADID
VOGUE JAPAN DECEMBER
[吉吉哈迪德< br >时尚日本月]
宫耸nuno：不知道多少次在青春中呼喊，也不知道多少次在迷失中徘徊，不是所有的喝彩都有旋律，也不是所有努力都有结局！但只要信念在召唤，奇迹就会出现，夜空中的六颗闪烁的星星，正如我哋一路追随的风景！thats your champions. thats our champions!🏆
[Dont know how many times in youth, and I dont know how many times in the lost, not all cheered with melody, also not all efforts will be the end! But as long as the belief in the calling, there can be miracles, six twinkling stars in the sky, just like me they follow all the way scenery! Thats your back. Thats our back! 🏆]
上帝与我们同在，广州未赢够。
痒气美少女：做人不易，做骷髅更不容易啊！！看完被萌了一脸血~[哈哈][哈哈]#莫名的喜感# tRUcKcya
[Life is not easy, do skeleton more not easy!! Watching the blood was of a face ~ [ha ha] [ha ha] # # to express the happy feeling of tRUcKcya]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
健身女王范：女神简单美腿操，每天分钟，简单个动作赶走大象腿，一周见效！快点去练习吧！tRbHnuC
[Goddess of simple beautiful leg hold, every minute, a simple action away the elephant leg, work a week! Hurry up go to practice! tRbHnuC]
爱健身，爱生活 QQ
懒美人日志：过期的牛奶别乱扔，几个你不知道的小妙用，分享给家里那个干活儿的人吧~tRtnOeN
[Dont throw expired milk, some small, you dont know to share the work man ~ tRtnOeN to home]
懒女人也能变美丽，快关注@懒美人日志 吧！素材来源互联网，旨在分享QQ
人气女王说话术：所以，单身的人，你不是找不到爱情，而是渐渐失去了相爱的能力。[伤心]
[So, single people, you dont find love, but gradually lose the ability to love each other. [sad]]
口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q
阿狸说到心坎里的话：人没钱不如鬼，汤没盐不如水，你会慢慢发现，一颗好心，永远比不上一张好嘴。这句话是多么的现实。会做的不如会说的。真情可贵，用心陪醉，虚伪面对，从容领会，我就是永远都学不会。
[People have no money than ghosts, soup no salt water, you will gradually find, a good heart, always can not compare with a good mouth. This sentence is how reality. Do not speak. Love, precious heart accompany drunk, false face, easy to grasp, I just never learn.]
很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)
365个潮流发型：运用以下简单粗暴的法则，你的人生会减少百分之八十的麻烦[摊手]
[Use these simple rules, your life will reduce eighty percent of trouble [stand hand]]
改变，从“头”开始~爱折腾头发就关注我吧！微信订阅：hair
風流倜儻貓公子：要睡了要睡了，再不睡要狗帶了。我覺得snow比face u可愛些，你們試試[二哈][二哈]晚安親愛的小仙女們，感激有你們～手比心～
[Going to bed to sleep, dont sleep to the dog. I think snow than face u cute, you trytwo ha ha] [two good night dear little fairies, grateful to have you ~ ~ hand than heart]
永存少女之心。
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