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我的前任是极品：
在一起年是怎样一种体验[心]
[How do together in an experience [heart]]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

陈玘CQTT：
你们是怕我签名太辛苦吗？我会随身带的！
[Are you afraid of my signature too hard? I will take!]

做自己想做的才是人生最快乐的事！

我的朋友是个呆B：
一束阳光照下来，网友家里的博美瞬间就变成了圣母玛利亚
[A beam of sunlight, a net friend home leung moment becomes the virgin Mary]

其实，我是一个卖披萨的。

Happy张江：
哈哈哈哈哈什么鬼！笑炸了，歪果一个麻麻回家发现自己的两盒高光被女儿给祸害了，看到女儿的脸也是震惊了[笑哈哈]#莫名的喜感#tRVOkqr
[What the hell ha ha ha ha ha! Exploded with laughter, slanting fruit a mommy came home to find himself two boxes of highlights to curse the daughter, see her daughters face was shocked [laugh] # # to express the happy feeling of tRVOkqr]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

冷笑话精选：
小萌喵用萌萌的眼神望着主银拉着衣角要吃的......给你给你！小鱼干统统给你！这小眼神谁受得了啊[摊手]tRVOtUJ
[Small sprout meow with MOE MOEs eyes looking at the main silver took to eat thy skirts... Give you give you! Little fish do all to you! This small eyes who stand stand hand tRVOtUJ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

马薇薇：
道理我都懂，不过一旦把道理讲清楚了，我跟你就不是很熟了。
[I understand, but once made clear the reason, I tell you, it is not very well.]

工作邮箱：maweiwei@mewemedia

神店通缉令：
日本大阪『ボルケーノキッチン』推出的招牌牛肉饭，厚实的牛肉堆积在一起可以用富士山来类比，里面用米饭固定，最上面有溏心蛋，最下面有特制汤汁……
[Osaka, Japan ボルケーノキッチン launch the signs on the beef rice, thick accumulation of beef in the mt. Fuji can be used in analogy, with rice inside, the top has a soft-boiled egg, the bottom has a special sauce...]

微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

谭松韵seven：
随便拍个自发玩玩[二哈]
[Literally clap a spontaneous play ,]

工作邀约请联系：叶女士：（非工作事宜，勿扰）谢谢！😜

思想聚焦：
关于爱情，友情的几首小诗。愿你能从中有所领悟！
[A few little poem about love, friendship. We wish you to have comprehend!]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

大锅只是喝醉：
当年一段帮阿D洗澡的视频，已经失效了，重新传了下🌚tRVRn（使用#秒拍#录制）
[当年一段帮阿D洗澡的视频，已经失效了，重新传了下🌚tRVRn（使用#秒拍#录制）]

i easy吗 i

当时我就震惊了：
不要以为你瘦，就永远胖不起来了，等你一胖就来不及了[摊手]
[Dont think you thin, youll never fat up, wait for you a fat is too late to [stand hand]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

三联生活周刊：
#下午茶时间# 波兰枫谷（Maple Valley），秋天的树林，颜色与光线相互映衬，朦胧静谧。（摄影：Przemysław Kruk）
[# # the afternoon tea time Poland Maple Valley (Maple Valley), the autumn woods, color and light, dim tranquility. (photo Przemys ł aw Kruk)]

一本杂志和他倡导的生活.

人民网：
【老人经历小时抢救后苏醒手写“护士没吃饭”[心]】日，咸阳一位旬老人在医院经历小时的抢救后苏醒，向护士要过笔和纸，用颤抖的双手写下“护士没吃饭“五个字，“当时护士的眼泪就下来了”……患者家属随后还为护士买来了食品。“其实就是将心比心，多互相理解。”(澎湃)tRVOVco
[【 old man awaken after hours to salvage handwritten nurses didnt eat [heart]], xianyang a ten-day old man awaken in the hospital after hours of rescue, asked the nurse for a pen and paper, write down the nurses with trembling hands didnt eat five words, the nurses tears came down ... Patients families and also bought food for the nurse. In fact is treated, understand each other more. (those) tRVOVco]

报道全球传播中国

噗嗤大叔：
面试中个无法回避的问题，答对了你就赢了
[Interview an unavoidable question, right you win]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

伊吹鸡腿子：
又是一年霜降了。时光飞逝啊……每年都能和你一起安静地看看风景就好啦。
[Frost year again. How time flies... Can you look at the scenery quietly with every year.]

主要时间都放在画画，其他懒得管。就是这么懒。欢迎来看图，也请随遇而安。

饼饼大战贰狗叽：
想得美。
[Want to have to beauty.]

知名宠物博主的小号。

东方卫视天籁之战：
#天籁之战#据说这是今晚四位天籁唱将要唱的歌单密码，小籁看完表示：这道题太难啦！！课代表们你们会做吗？@Karen莫文蔚 #费玉清# @杨坤 @华晨宇yu
[# # heavenly war it was said to be four music tonight is going to sing song single password, read little lai said this problem is too difficult!! Class representatives will you do? # @ # @ Karen Karen mok fei yu qing I miss you @ brilliance yu yu]

《天籁之战》是东方卫视自主原创、倾力打造的全新大型棚内音乐挑战节目，正在发掘每一个能唱、会唱、敢唱的民间歌者。

新浪娱乐：
#Ella怀孕# 日宣布怀孕的@嘉桦ella 今日与@赛琳娜Selina @田喜碧Hebe 合体亮相活动，怀孕的ella大跳健康舞还是那么活泼！在群访时，她也再度承认自己已经怀孕三个月了,谢谢大家的祝福，后续还会与大家分享细节，而selina和hebe表示得到消息后也是激动落泪。再次恭喜啦！[心]
[# # Ella pregnancy, announced her pregnancy @ jia birch Ella today with @ selena Selina @ Tian Xibi Hebe fit appearance, pregnant Ella big health dance is still so lively! In group to visit, she also has to admit that you have been pregnant for three months, thank you for your blessing, the subsequent will share with you the details, and Hebe and selina said after get news is also excited tears. Congratulations once again! [heart]]

新浪娱乐

晚晚_：
这个周日真美#livephoto#
[This Sunday is beautiful # livephoto#]

M WOODS美术馆创始人 mwoods.org 画廊项目：WANWAN LEI PROJECTS wanwanleiprojects 工作邮箱：info@wanwanleiprojects

财经网：
【国务院新政解读：个税要减？年入超万或应警惕】国务院将减轻中等以下收入者税负，并加大对高收入者的税收调节力度，堵塞高收入者非正规收入渠道。媒体称高收入阶层多元化的劳动所得将作为增量因素考虑纳入综合所得，由此统计个税。年收入万元以上的高收入群体将被重点调节。tRVOAL
[The new interpretation of the state council, tax reduction? Surpluses than years or should be alert to 】 the state council will reduce the tax burden on below average earners, and increase the intensity of tax adjustment for high earners, block high income earners informal channels. Media said the high-income class diversified labor income will be incremental factor into the comprehensive income, the income tax of statistics. Annual income of ten thousand yuan of above the high income group will be focus of regulation. tRVOAL]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

一起神回复：
哈哈哈尖叫鸡真的是被玩坏了[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha screaming chicken is really been playing bad [laugh cry]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

央视新闻：
【扩散 | 不明人士寄来的快递? 到付元，千万别签收！】莫名其妙收到一个包裹，还是到付的，但是你印象中又没有买过东西，这时候可要小心了，因为你可能遇到了一种新的诈骗方式↓↓↓ tRVOcUK
[【 spread | unknown person to send express? To pay RMB, dont sign for it! Puzzling received a package, or to pay, and didnt buy anything, but you remember at that time should be careful, because you may encounter a kind of new way of fraud left left left tRVOcUK down down down]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

黄宗泽：
#幕後玩家# 大家庭又重聚， Happy birthday 黃翠如, 還有一天！大家記得收看！
[# # players behind family reunion again, Happy birthday Priscilla, another day! Everyone remember to watch!]

Wong Chung Chak International Official Website wongchungchak facebookBosco?ref=nf

沙溢：
大头儿子小头爸爸！[偷笑][挤眼][挤眼][挤眼]
[Big head son small head dad! [laughing] [eye] [eye] [eye]]

工作事宜：胖先生 gaolesi@

喵星人的喵星球：
#家有喵星人#一个失败的撩妹过程。。。（@慕吱吱_）欢迎大家投稿，直接私信给@喵星人的喵星球，一起来晒晒你家喵星人的萌照吧！
[# # home has meow star people a failure process of liao sister... (@ mu make _) welcomed everyone to contribute, direct messages direct to @ meow meow star star, meow star people come in your home of photos!]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。微信号：lovecatfun

宠物卖萌中心：
看一次笑一次，好大的一只心机汪啊！！[嘻嘻]#宠物卖萌中心# tRUZGH
[See a smile once, good big of a centrifuge woof!! [xi xi] # # tRUZGH pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

CCTV5：
【梅西：欺负我可以欺负内马尔就是不行！】在昨晚巴萨对阵瓦伦西亚的比赛中，梅西罕见的发怒了！补时阶段，梅西点球绝杀，巴萨球员在场边庆祝时，内马尔被主队球迷扔出的矿泉水瓶砸倒在地，一向温文尔雅的梅西情绪显得十分激动，挥舞着拳头向场边怒吼抗议！您还记得梅西上一次这么生气是什么时候吗？
[[messi bully me can bully omar is in no way! Last night against valencia and Barcelona messi rare angry! Macy stoppage time penalty to beat Barcelona players celebrated on the sidelines, omar is within the home team fans threw water bottles to hit the ground, always gentle macys mood is very excited, shook his fist to the sidelines angry protest! Do you remember messi when was last time so angry?]

全球奇闻趣事：
中国式堵车！[摊手]
[Chinese traffic jam! [stand hand]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

波杰克马男：
不谈恋爱的话，日子也许会好过一点。

tRtSCP
[Dont fall in love, the day may be a bit easier. < br > < br > tRtSCP]

我不想做人了

胡蝶：
是你，柔和了爸爸，温暖了妈妈。小葫芦，一周岁快乐！——..
[Is you, soft warm dad, mom. A small bottle gourd, a happy birthday! --..]

德卡先生的信箱：
“临街的玻璃窗隔着纱帘透出鹅黄色的柔光，碗筷叮叮当当的交错声在暮色四合的街道里时而回荡，微凉的风融进了牛肉炖西红柿浓郁的香气里。远远驶来的公交车悠哉悠哉地停靠在橘色的路灯下，心急的人儿啊，踩过蜷缩的落叶钻进拥挤的车厢，心念着家中那碗热腾腾的排骨汤。”
[Street window through the gauze shade of yellow light, chopsticks tinkling crisscross voice echoed through the streets in mixture from time to time, cool wind melts into the beef stewed tomatoes full-bodied aroma. Far bus coming leisurely leisurely parked under the street light of orange, impatient person, tread curled up the leaves into the crowded car, the mind in the home that ribs bowl of hot soup.]

想说的话寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

环球网：
【台湾艺人陈艾琳回应大陆网友质疑称：我不怕因为自己的立场去减少了自己的工作机会】
近日曾在“反服贸”学运中发表“没有内地市场没有赚人民币红不了三流小通告艺人都无所谓至少我知道自己是个台湾人”、“我是台湾人台湾是我的国家”等言论的台湾艺人@陈艾琳Chen_Ai_Ling 来大陆参加电影《女友
[Taiwan artists Chen Yilin response to the mainland netizens questioned said Im not afraid because of their position to reduce their jobs 】 < br > has published in the trade demonstration no mainland market cant make the red third-rate small circular artist doesnt matter at least I know he is a Taiwanese, Im Taiwanese Taiwan is my country and other comments Taiwan artists @ Chen Yilin Chen_Ai_Ling to mainland China to participate in the film a girlfriend]

环球网【huanqiu】是由《环球时报》社主办的中英文双语网站，每日滚动发送热门国际台海新闻。环球网，世界很精彩！

我们爱讲冷笑话：
中国古时候的匠人发明的榫卯机构巧夺天工，卧槽，完全不用钉子，令人叹为观止！[good]
[Chinese ancient craftsmen invented by mortise and tenon joint institutions wonderful artical excelling nature, god, no nails, amazing! [good]]