2016年10月25日星期二

To be a life of touristsActor Wang Zijian, a pretty boy. Work contact xingzeguoji @ sinaShare t

李晨:
    确实都不容易,而这也证明了你就是你,独一无二的你。[爱你]
[Really is not easy, and this also proves that you are you, unique you. Love you []]

做一个人生的观光客

学徒王自健:
    谁没睡
[Who didnt sleep]

演员王自健,一个美少年。工作联系:xingzeguoji@sina

贴吧君:
    看了一眼私信,今天好几条私信都是不开心的,所以这是一条诉苦博,最近有啥难过的事,有啥想喷的人,都可以在这条肆无忌惮的吼出来!把压抑很久的心情释放出来,管他妈的!爱谁谁!!
[Looked at direct messages, quite a few direct messages are not happy today, so this is a complaint, recently have what sad thing, have what want to spray, can be in the unscrupulous roar out! Release the mood of depressed for a long time, damn it! Who CARES!!!!!]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

北美吐槽君:
    “年了,我尽力救助流浪宠物,在国内国外每天随身携带猫粮,可还是每天每夜受良心折磨。”
[Years, I tried to salvage the stray pets, at home and abroad to carry cat food every day, but still tortured by his conscience every day every night.]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

北美吐槽君:
    “po主男,初吻给了直男无法自拔的我”
[Po main male, first kiss gave straight men cannot extricate oneself of me]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

王小山:
    我经常跟人讲一个笑话,东北人呢,跟大熊猫有点像,口尖齿利,竹子也吃得,肉也吃得,然而,懒得思考,行动迟缓。简单说,懒、馋、生存能力差,但又没有大熊猫受到的待遇,人大熊猫有人喂,你有吗?政策和大环境是一方面原因(被无度索取几十年等等),但自身原因也不少。老几代一年大致工作(种地)四
[I often tell people about a joke, the northeast people, and the giant panda is a bit like, mouth teeth, bamboo is also eat, meat to eat, too lazy to think, however, slow off the mark. In a nutshell, lazy, greedy, survival ability is poor, but no treatment for giant pandas, National Peoples Congress panda someone feed, do you have? Policy and the environment is one reason (be solutions for decades, and so on), but many own reason, too. Who give roughly a year work (farming)]

出版《亲爱的死鬼》等,导演《我们混过的江湖》等,参演《神探亨特张》《床上关系》等,WPT-China奥马哈冠军,中巡赛HU冠军,WSOP赛事六名。

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    非常有意思的一段话,卧槽,太对了!大家一起感受下!
[A very interesting passage, oh my god, is for! Everybody together feeling!]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼!好了,就说这么多,多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我:

大欧洲吐槽君:
    “我应该再等一等还是立刻分手?”
[I should have to wait, or break up immediately?]

北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:ouzhoutucao

纯良叫兽:
    现在的女人就是这样把男人逼疯的![拜拜]
[Now the woman is the man crazy! [bynum]]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ:

仲尼Johnny:
    自作多情
[Imagining things]

既然这样,不如来拼套路咯?

搞笑幽默趣闻:
    小喵咪拉着主淫的衣角要吃,给你给你,小鱼干统统给你,这小眼神谁受得了。。。 tRVOyjA
[Small meow microphones pulling master Yin to eat thy skirts, give you give you, the little fish do to you, all the little eyes who stand... tRVOyjA]

投稿合作联系qq

陈震同学:
    ……[思考][思考]
[...... [thinking] [thinking]]

自从得了精神病,整个人都精神多了!! 工作联系wei:wwn

CP少女头像:
    年的老奶奶一脸懵逼[拜拜]
[Years old grandma a face of meng force [bynum]]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

延参法师:
    幸福就是还能祝福。
[Happiness is also a blessing.]

河北省佛教协会副会长,沧州市佛教协会会长

知神君:
    这个我信。
[This I believe.]

我是知神君~喜欢分享神回复和有趣的问答,欢迎投稿!内容多精品。有问题也可问本君,维-❤️-号:zhishen

人气女王说话术:
    有时候人就是这么奇怪,受了天大的委屈都不会吭声,但听到安慰的话却泣不成声。那些硬生生憋回去的眼泪,往往会败给一句简单的安慰。[心]
[Sometimes people are so strange, received the big grievance will not be quiet, but my hear words of comfort. The imposition of holding back tears, often can defeat to a simple comfort. [heart]]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q

书画界:
    难得一见,曾国藩小楷《曾白珩先生墓表》! 更多精彩内容敬请关注:@书画界 #书画知识大全# #文房四宝# #书画界#
[Rare, zeng guofan lower case was Mr Bai Hang MuBiao! More wonderful content attention please @ # painting and calligraphy painting industry knowledge of four treasures # # # # # painting industry]

懂生活,是一种艺术,懂书画,是一种艺术 的生活。

DIY设计家居馆:
    豆瓣 TOP 书单整理
[Douban TOP list]

家居砖家一枚,设计五彩人生,没有么么哒(*  ̄)(ε ̄ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ

郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是北京时间年月日清晨点半。现在你为什么醒着?我在智利。#微观拉美# #郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat is now a Beijing time (date) (month) (year) at the early morning. Why are you awake now? I am in Chile. Microscopic Latin America # # # # zheng in the clock]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

坎话:
    关于什么时候可以结婚,有段话值得参考:“要达到能够结婚的状态,需要两个人都达到自我内心的安定:对新鲜的异性不再蠢蠢欲动,对生活的前路不迷茫,已经体验或经历过的感情 抑或其他事达到自己预计的分量,决心靠谱而安心过日子了。这才是可以结婚的时刻。”
[About what time can get married, have a paragraph is worth reference to reach the state of the can marry need both of them to achieve inner peace and myself to members of the opposite sex is no longer fresh, the move to the life of the road ahead is not lost, have experience or experience feelings Or else achieve their expected component, determined by spectrum and the peace of mind to live. This is the time can get married.]

一个懂你的微博,那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ)

我的前任是个宅男:
    这可能是这位父亲一辈子最尴尬的时刻吧。 tRVZYzrF
[This is probably the most embarrassing moment the father for the rest of your life. tRVZYzrF]

有一天,我翻出了前任的硬盘,从此一发不可收拾

Hamsterniuniu:
    #NiuNiu的钱窝细语# 虽说离开投行放大假,做我这行的,脑子是没法儿离开金融财政市场的,到哪儿都一样时刻关注,你玩儿你睡,金融市场的运作可是小时不停的哦[ok]。。。今天一大早回到公司,和伙伴们寒暄几分钟,立即回归“战场”,现在开始困了,得几天才能把时差倒过来,只好靠咖啡了。

美国大选

[# # NiuNiu money nest softly left bank holidays though, in our line of work, my mind is cant leave the finance market, where are all the same time, you play with you sleep, the operation of the financial markets but hours oh [ok]... Today early in the morning to return to the company, and partners greeting, a few minutes, immediately return to the battlefield, now tired, have to a few days to the time difference upside down and have to rely on coffee. < br > < br > the American election]

NiuNius pet is 牛牛,called La Moo..... passionate about life; Fascinated by traveling; Curious about technology; Inspired by beauty

性感喵咪酱:
    长知识,速看 tRVpvibA
[See tRVpvibA long knowledge, speed]

一花一世界,一草一天堂,

尚洁怡:
    对科技的热爱和理想,应该怎么去追随?---锤子M点评 tRVlrwY
[Love of science and technology and ideal, should how to follow? - a hammer M comments tRVlrwY]

吃方便面的作家

神奇的美帝:
    最近Twitter上掀起一股热潮,网友纷纷po出自己用夹香烟姿势夹其它稀奇古怪东西的照片,并表示知道这个习惯不好但是就是忍不住,烦躁的时候手指总想夹点什么东西,大家是不是也是这样?[doge][喵喵] (Buzzfeed)
[Twitter recently set off a craze, netizens are Po out oneself use cigarettes pose clip to the images of other strange things, and know that this bad habit but just cant help, be agitated when finger always want to something, whether it is also like this? [doge] [meow meow] (Buzzfeed)]

在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多,但憋不住也会报报别国的内容!奋斗!>_<

怀孕育儿一点通:
    当妈不容易呀~ [可怜]终于知道为啥效率这么低了!真的每天都是这个节奏~
[When the mother is not easy ah ~ [poor] finally know why so low efficiency! Really is the rhythm ~ every day]

育儿受尽千般苦,养女操碎万般心!淘宝店:唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

新浪新闻:
    【阳澄湖大闸蟹明年将涨价%[哆啦A梦吃惊]】现在正是吃大闸蟹的好时节,不过明年开始,阳澄湖大闸蟹可能要涨价了。为了保障苏州的自来水的安全清洁,明年阳澄湖大闸蟹将减产一半,销售价格可能会上涨%左右。对于吃货们来说,这可以说是一场噩梦了↓↓tRVlrzhJ
[The increase of yangcheng lake hairy crabs will next year % [doraemon surprised]] now is A good time to eat crab, but next year, the yangcheng lake hairy crabs is likely to rise in price. In order to ensure the safety of suzhou water clean, yangcheng lake hairy crabs will cut half of next year, % about sales price may rise. For foodies, it can be said to be a nightmare left left tRVlrzhJ down]

上新浪新闻客户端,每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端:sinajd.php?k=

王小山:
    最后一口酒,喝了睡觉,闹钟定在八点半,我勤奋。男人一天睡觉超过四个小时的,都……piggy。
[Last sip of wine, drunk sleep, alarm clock at half past eight, I am diligent. Men slept more than four hours a day, all... Piggy.]

出版《亲爱的死鬼》等,导演《我们混过的江湖》等,参演《神探亨特张》《床上关系》等,WPT-China奥马哈冠军,中巡赛HU冠军,WSOP赛事六名。

一句话一段情一生守候:
    如果很喜欢很喜欢一个人,那么,保持一个朋友的距离就够了,这样可以一辈子。千万不要奢望靠近,人一旦有了贪欲,就注定要失去。
[If the love is like a person, so, keep a friends distance is enough, so can a lifetime. Dont entertain wild hope, once you have greed, is doomed to lose.]

有没有那么一句话,会让你突然想起我?

这不是历史:
    中国快失传的手艺,很多我们见都没见过!
[China lost the workmanship, we see never seen!]

只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ: 微信公众号:zhebsls

伤感系爱情语录:
    如今我们仅有的默契
就是安静的躺在对方的好友列表里
不闻不问 互不打扰 各自生活
像离开一个再也回不去的城市
像传闻里所有陈词烂调的故事

[Now we only have the tacit understanding < br > is quiet lying in each others friends list < br > Each other is not disturbed Their life < br > like to leave a city not in to < br > as all old rotten in the story]

曾陪你走的路你千万不能忘 ,因为那是我最快乐的时光。合作推广(企鹅)

徐梦珂-:
    莫名来个空气刘海 果然我还是中分好看[太开心]
[Strange to air bang Sure enough I was of good [quite happy]]

随心走 别说话

黄帅512:
    电影给我的影响太深了,太喜欢米兰的雨天了[泪][泪][泪][泪]
[Movie influence is too deep for me, too rainy days like milan [tears] [tears] [tears] [] of tears]

爱是理解,不是禁锢。生是见识,不是活着。

健康-生活小常识:
    【老年中风 切莫搬动】原地头身扶正。粗针火烧消毒,刺破十指尖(十宣穴),挤血。静侯自能清醒。口眼歪斜,刺破耳垂,鲜血出来,眼嘴复位。神清觉复,再去医院调护。如急救一路颠簸,血管脑路破裂,非死即残,仙丹奈何?为人子女,谨记在心,临症救护,以防不测。
[Senile stroke dont move the original 】 the centralizer body field. Coarse needle burning disinfection, Pierce (ten xuan holes) at your fingertip, umbilical blood. Static hou can awake. Mouth askew, prick the earlobe, blood, eyes mouth reset. God sleep after, then go to a hospital aftercare. Such as emergency bumpy all the way, brain blood vessels rupture, either dead or residual, elixir alternative? Human children, bear in mind, the disease in the ambulance, a precaution.]

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