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北美吐槽君：
“老公对我太抠门太爱占小便宜，我还必须开心接受”
[The husband too stingy to me love of petty gain, I must also be happy to accept]

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头条新闻：
#突发#【意大利接连发生.和.级地震罗马震感强烈】意大利中部日晚发生.级地震，首都罗马震感强烈，媒体称，此次地震可能与月日意大利中部发生的地震有关。月日，意大利中部列蒂省发生.级地震，造成人死亡。在这次.级地震后不久，意大利又发生.级地震。tRVHo
[# # sudden [Italy. And earthquake Rome was strongly] on the evening of central Italy. Earthquake, Rome was strong, the media, said the earthquake may be related to the date of the earthquake in central Italy. June , central Italys province. Earthquake, killing people. At this time. Soon after the earthquake, the Italian again. An earthquake of magnitude. tRVHo]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

宋佳：
大夜，收工，赶去坐🚄，哈哈哈，好high啊！今天见我的谁说我的黑眼圈我跟谁急啊！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[大夜，收工，赶去坐🚄，哈哈哈，好high啊！ See me today who say my black rim of the eye I heel who nasty! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]

小花

ManUtdspot：
穆里尼奥赛后再次向主场球迷致歉伦敦比输球 tRVHKZpM .
[Jose mourinho after the game once again apologize to the fans than losing tRVHKZpM London.]

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我是种草囤货菌：
外国一妈妈，回家发现自己两盒高光全部被用完了，然后...啊哈哈哈~发光的女儿也是一脸无奈！[笑cry][摊手][拜拜]
tRVOA
[Foreign home a mother, he found himself two boxes of highlights are all finished, and then... Ah ha ha ha ~ glowing daughter is also a face of helpless! [laughing cry] [stand hand] [bynum] < br > tRVOA]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：

梁烈唯326：
#同盟# 加油喔！
[# # alliance refueling oh!]

🇨🇳我是中國人 🇨🇳龍的傳人🇨🇳

神奇的美帝：
网友家的狗狗Bandit去世了，天后回家发现他用过的水盆里出现了一个笑脸，瞬间泪崩。(Catie CallaghanTwitter)
[Net friends dog died a Bandit, days after home found his birdbath appeared a smiling face, instant tears fall. (Catie CallaghanTwitter)]

在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多，但憋不住也会报报别国的内容！奋斗！>_<

一句神吐槽：
#搞笑幽默# 厉害了我的哥，手放进水里可以瞬间结冰？这么高大上的装X技能，必须get！tRVHaC
[# # funny humor much my brother, put hands into the water can be instantly freeze? So tall on the X skills, must get! tRVHaC]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

评述员詹俊：
一场平淡的曼市德比。上周日惨败后穆里尼奥要稳定军心提升士气，周六是主场对伯恩利，可以放心派上更多主力出战，报回英超第四轮输球的一箭之仇。瓜迪奥拉不介意执教生涯首次连续六场不胜，他更在乎英超榜首位置---周六客场能否拿下难缠的西布朗？还有下周欧冠对巴萨。不过，本场上阵的球员并没能执行
[A flats Manchester Derby. Jose mourinho after last Sundays defeat to stabilize the morale boost morale, Saturdays home game against burnley, can be at ease to send more set, fit on the back to the fourth round loss of revenge. Pep guardiola doesnt mind his career first six games without a win in a row, he care more about the premiership top spot - road can win difficult west brom on Saturday? And the champions league against Barcelona next week. Play the players of the game, however, failed to perform]

书画界：
文徵明小楷《咏得落花诗》· 更多精彩内容敬请关注：@书画界 #书画知识大全# #文房四宝# #书画界#
[Article prove lower case of out of more exciting content, attention please @ # painting and calligraphy painting industry knowledge of four treasures # # # # # painting industry]

懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术的生活。

365个旅行攻略：
西藏那么大，你想不想去看看？[吃惊]
[Tibet, do you want to go to look at it? [surprised]]

۩۞۩不一样的梦想，不一样的旅行，不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。

林熊猫：
醒了，还是没睡？梦里，还是现实？
[Wake up, or didnt sleep? Dream or reality?]

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CP少女头像：
你敢不敢花他的钱.[微笑]
[You dare to dare not to spend his money. [smiles]]

关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：

林保怡：
多接触大自然呼吸新鲜空气，思路也变得清晰，跟你分享一下。。Be Happy
[More contact with nature, breathe the fresh air, mentality is also becoming clear, to share with you.. Be Happy]

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搞笑君：
奇葩夫妻吵架，老婆揭露生活细节笑声不断！涂磊一句话全场安静了……[赞] tRVfIbCr
[Wonderful work couple quarrel, the wife revealed details of laughter! TuLei sentence full quiet... [who] tRVfIbCr]

关注搞笑君，拯救不开心。 ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้合作推广+QQ

汪星人日记：
不管我长得多大只，都会记得乖乖祷告... . [心]#汪星人日记# tRVbgZNt
[No matter how much I grow, only will remember darling pray... Diary. [heart] # Wang Xing # tRVbgZNt]

把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。

一句话一段情一生守候：
你什么事都愿意和我讲，是我最有安全感的时候。
[Anything you want to speak with me, is my most security.]

有没有那么一句话，会让你突然想起我？

奏耐天津：
#起床签到贴#先起床的，先来打卡签到吧，在床上、上厕所的不算哦！ [挤眼]
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count! [eye]]

【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】

人气女王说话术：
生活就像一杯白开水，你每天都在喝，不要羡慕别人喝的饮料有各种颜色，其实未必有你的白开水解渴，人生不是靠心情活着，而要靠心态去生活。调整心态看生活，处处都是阳光。
[Life is like a cup of plain boiled water, you drink every day, dont envy other people drink has all sorts of color, actually may not be your water quench thirst, life is not a mood is alive, and depends on attitude to life. Adjust the mentality look at life, everywhere is the sunshine.]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

孙渣：
更了，晚安
[The more, good night]

大角虫漫画《民工勇者》《超脑洞》连载中。

爱上丶微小説：
有一天晚上梦一场[微风] 你白发苍苍[微风] 说带我流浪[微风] 我还是没犹豫[微风] 就随你去天堂[微风][微风] 不管能怎样我能陪你到天亮[微风]tRtAtj
[One evening dream [wind] you white-haired [wind] say take me stray [wind] I still with you to go to heaven without hesitation [wind] [wind] [wind] no matter what I can accompany you to the morning [wind] tRtAtj]

请将你的故事编辑成文字，我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料，最感人肺腑的故事，将会在这里浮现……

ManUtdspot：
同时进行的两场比赛，西汉姆比淘汰切尔西，南安普顿比桑德兰，晋级强，所以联赛杯强曼联可能遇到的对手是：阿森纳，利物浦，纽卡，西汉姆，南安普顿，赫尔城，利兹联。
[Two games at the same time, west ham than out Chelsea, Southampton than sunderland, promotion is strong, so strong carling cup Manchester united is likely to encounter opponent Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle, west ham, Southampton, hull and Leeds united.]

独立足球评述员第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息广告洽谈商务合作及工作邀约请私信主攻战术分析逗逼段子手兼任微博情感分析师节操已喂狗

逗大师：
对于生老病死，我的理解是：生得要好，老得要慢，病得要晚，死得要快。
[For physical, my understanding is living better, old to slowly, later, ill die sooner.]

你负责开心快乐，我负责装逼得瑟。QQ 谢绝闲聊

北美时尚快报：
【圈内闻】春夏首尔时尚周街拍！时髦吗？大家来发表看法吧！[哆啦A梦花心]
[Spring, summer, Seoul fashion week circles to smell 】【 street snap! Fashionable? Everybody to comment! [doraemon flower heart]]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下时尚频道。微信公众号：fashionmoon

女神笔录：
喜欢上你，并不是你长的好不好看的原因，而是你在特殊的时间里给了我别人给不了的感觉——致我深爱的人。
[Like you, is not the reason why you long very good-looking, but what you gave me in the special time for feeling of others, to the person I love.]

愿你是阳光，明媚不忧伤 __

怀孕育儿一点通：
【种助于宝宝启智的玩具】、响环（个月大开始玩）。、球（个月）。、积木（个月）。、复台形状盒（个月）。、玩沙（个月）。、娃娃（两岁）。、叠杯（两岁）。、图画书（两岁）。、玩具车（三岁）。、拉着走的动物玩具（三岁）。
[Kind of help Yu Baobao intelligence toys, 】 ring ring started playing (months old). And the ball (months). And building blocks (months). And complex shape box (months). , play sand (months). , doll (two years). , folding cup (two years). , the picture book (two years). , toy car (three years). , took away toy animals (three years).]

育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心！淘宝店：唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

深圳天气：
【今日天气】我市多云；气温-℃；东风-级；相对湿度%-% 深圳市气象台年月日时分发布。
[Zhuhai cloudy weather today 】【; The temperature - ℃; Dongfeng - level; % % relative humidity - released in shenzhen observatory (date) (month) (year).]

安卓版天气客户端下载szmb.govsoftandroidindex.html，iphone天气客户端下载szmb.govsoftiphoneindex.html

一本书一句话一段爱：
如果你不快乐那就出去走走世界那么大风景那么美机会很多人生很短不要卷缩在一处阴影中
[If you are not happy Then go out for a walk The world so big scenery so beautiful chance a lot of life is very short Dont huddle up in a shadow]

一本好书远离浮躁，投稿合作 QQ

老中医健康养生：
老中医顺口溜：若要皮肤好，粥里放红枣；若要不失眠，粥里添白莲；腰酸肾气虚，煮粥放板栗；心虚气不足，粥加桂圆肉；头昏多汗症，粥里加薏仁；润肺又止咳，粥里加百合；消暑解热毒，常饮绿豆粥；乌发又补肾，粥加核桃仁；若要降血压，煮粥加荷叶；健脾助消化，煮粥添山楂；分享给身边的人。
[The old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine in mandarin good to the skin, put red jujube congee; If dont suffer from insomnia, porridge in the white lotus; Kidney deficiency, lumbar acid put chestnut porridge; Guilty gas shortage, porridge and longan pulp; Dizziness hyperhidrosis, porridge Riga yi; Runfei cough again, porridge Riga lily; Cool them down, often drink green bean porridge; Ufa and kidney, porridge and walnuts; If it is to fall blood pressure, cooked porridge and lotus leaf; Spleen and digestion, cooked porridge add hawthorn; Share with the people around.]

——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

美食菜谱家：
一碗酸辣偷心的面，是那夜里辗转反侧的念想。
[A bowl of noodles, hot and sour steal heart, is the night tossing and turning.]

推荐中华美食，弘扬中国菜谱文化！本博内容大部分来源搬运于新浪微博。合作QQ

媒体人张晓磊：
男人左手提的是事业，右手撑的是希望，背上抗的是风雨，脚下走的是方向，前方是目标……这就是一个男人的责任！一个男人一生都是围绕一个字而活------家！献给所有有担当的爷们！
[Man is a career in her left hand, right hand hold the hope, his back against the wind and rain, left foot is direction, is the goal ahead... This is a mans responsibility! A mans life is live around a word -- -- -- -- -- -- home! To all play the yes!]

心若向阳，无谓悲伤。联系qq

总裁精粹：
如果决意去做一件事了，就不要再问别人值不值得。心甘情愿才能理所当然，理所当然才会义无反顾。
[If determined to do a thing, dont ask someone else is worth. Willing to take for granted, of course will relentlessness.]

一个平凡的人！微·信·号：dushu 小编QQ：

一句戳心窝的话：
不要天天抱怨因为久了你就会发现抱怨除了扰乱你和别人的心情屁用都没有
[Do not complain everyday Because for a long time you will find that complain besides disturb you and other peoples mood A fart to use all have no]