#乘风破浪# 欢迎你，@赵丽颖
[Welcome to ride the waves in # #; @ li-ying zhao]
韩寒
赵丽颖：#乘风破浪# 追随你@韩寒
[Ride the waves in # # to follow you @ han han]
微博搞笑排行榜：所以说晚上一定要早睡！说的好有道理，我竟无言以对[笑cry] (by.好笑头条君) tRVlAZfW
[So must go to bed early evening! Say of good sense, I was speechless [laugh cry] tRVlAZfW (by. Funny headline jun)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
俊平大魔王：小妖精们快进来！送iPhone了！
但是！抱走肾之前，
你们得知道这台iPhone 背后的血泪史…(┯_┯)
[The goblins come in! Send the iPhone! < br > but! Out before kidney, < br > you need to know that the woes behind the iPhone... (┯ _ ┯)]
天猫店：httpsjunping.tmall c店：fac.taobao
田亮：港真！头发是我梳的，衣服是我搭的，滑板是我教的[哈哈]
[Hong Kong is really! Comb my hair, the clothes is I took, skateboarding is I teach (ha ha)]
工作联系——经纪人郝文敬，邮箱：haowenjing@，微博：@文敬郝
大脑切片：胸。。。你呢？
[Chest... How about you?]
从伦敦到马德里。
华晨宇yu：#华晨宇直播花式聊车#今天换换画风，不唱歌，在@汽车之家 做做王爷聊聊车，看这里→_→（来自tRVlzQpD）APP下载地址：tRtWrNwO
[# # brilliance yu live chat fancy cars today for a change of style, not singing, in @ car home Do report talk about cars, look here - _ - (from tRVlzQpD) APP download address tRtWrNwO]
羅志祥：今天聽到了朋友說 朱碧石的歌已經在廣場舞蹈圈流傳了！聽了很開心！謝謝大家對朱碧石的支持！你幹嘛這首歌的舞蹈版在這幾天就會發布了！想學這支舞的媽媽們還有喜歡朱碧石的朋友們 期待喔！
[Today heard a friend said Zhu Bishi song has been in the square dance circles around! Listen to the very happy! Thank you for your support for Zhu Bishi! What are you doing the dance version of this song will be released in these days! Want to learn this dance moms and like Zhu Bishi friends looking forward to oh!]
我〜就是我！不喜勿進！
央视新闻：【村医嘴对嘴帮晕倒男童吸痰[心]救下孩子！】日，陕西西安米家崖村卫生室，送来一名心跳、呼吸已暂停的孩子，脸上黏糊糊的，裤子也尿湿了。医生舒小斌判断，很可能是因痰液进入孩子呼吸道。拍了几下背之后，他嘴对嘴帮孩子把黏痰吸了出来，并做了心肺复苏。将孩子从死亡边缘救了回来。(央视记者高涛)
[The village doctor mouth to mouth for sputum suction fainting boy [heart] to save the child! Cliff village clinics, shaanxi xi an m home, send a heartbeat and breathing has suspended children, sticky on the face, wet pants also. The doctor shu x-bin judgment, is likely to be due to sputum into child respiratory tract. Snapped a few lower back, his mouth to mouth suck out, help children to phlegm and cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR). The children back from the brink of death. (CCTV reporter Tony)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
全球热门搜罗：这是在用生命做爆米花啊，卧槽，满满的回忆！！！ tRVpigEx
[This is the popcorn with life, god, full of memories!!!!!! tRVpigEx]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
当时我就震惊了：今晚震惊叔给大家推荐的是纪念梅艳芳演唱会上群星合唱的《夕阳之歌》. 刘德华，张学友，郭富城，张曼玉，梁朝伟，成龙，梁家辉，郑秀文，刘嘉玲，陈奕迅，曾志伟等十几位超大牌巨星缅怀梅艳芳，太令人感动！[泪]tRVlzjq
[Shock uncle to recommend to you tonight is the memory of Anita mui concert the stars chorus of the song of the sunset. Andy lau, Jacky cheung, Aaron kwok, maggie cheung, Tony leung chiu-wai, Jackie chan, Tony leung ka-fai, sammi cheng, carina lau, eason chan and Eric tsang, such as more than a dozen large star brand memory of Anita mui, so touching! [in] tRVlzjq]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
孟瑞：#GXG夜总会# hi，衣Q大作战，今天我在宁波。（来自tRVlZGvs）APP下载地址：tRtoaHk
[# # GXG nightclub hi, clothing Q big fight, I in ningbo today. (from tRVlZGvs) APP download address tRtoaHk]
商务合作：媛媛：--
思想聚焦：“呀 你怎么一个人逛街啊？”
“ 半个人逛街我怕吓着你！”
[Ah How do you a person to go shopping? < br > < br > half a man go shopping Im afraid frighten you!]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
Happy张江：哈哈笑岔气了！SNL恶搞翻拍第三场总统辩论，各种吐槽，希拉里川普又一次被玩坏了[笑cry]#莫名的喜感# tRVlZQUb
[Ha ha stitches! SNL spoof remake the third presidential debates, all sorts of fun, Hillary trump is playing bad again [laugh cry] # # to express the happy feeling of tRVlZQUb]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
最基腐：岛国一位网友帮岁的奶奶过生日，很实诚地按照奶奶的年龄插上了根蜡烛......奶奶表示：我活这么些年什么没见过？大惊小怪[摊手]好的，奶奶吹完蛋糕，可以吃蜡烛了[二哈]
[Island, a netizen help grandmas birthday, at the age of honest according to the grandmothers age planted a candle... Grandma said what I live for so havent seen? Make a fuss [stand hand] ok, grandma to blow the cake, can eat a candle ,]
校草总攻 微信公众号boyxoboy
我的朋友是个呆B：ins网友melyssa_c和她家喵亲密互动的一幕，这度角的侧颜还挺勾人[喵喵]tRVlZyW
[Meow ins netizen melyssa_c and her close interaction, the Angle of the lateral yans person meow tRVlZyW]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
杰西酷克：#杰西酷克什么鬼#？？？不要着急，明天我在#V影响力峰会#告诉你答案。现在不要问，我只想你们知道，我为音乐而生，为让你们开心而疯， 谁还不是傲娇小公主咋地？💅tRVWeG
[#杰西酷克什么鬼#？？？不要着急，明天我在#V影响力峰会#告诉你答案。现在不要问，我只想你们知道，我为音乐而生，为让你们开心而疯，谁还不是傲娇小公主咋地？💅tRVWeG]
你可以叫我小王子 也可以叫我成都权志龙 我是一个逗来不能在逗的逗逼 也是一个骚来不能在骚的骚年 微博需要你的关注❤️ 希望可以给你带来一丝开心
人民日报：【岁女孩路边裹棉被写作业，令人心酸！】据沂蒙晚报，近日，山东临沂街头一名岁小女孩红红跟随父亲乞讨时，裹着棉被写作业。经核实，红红是临沭曹庄镇旺南庄小学一年级学生，平时在学校上学，周末和家人出门乞讨。红红一家条件困难，在村里有低保，因为父亲懒惰，只好跟随他乞讨。对此，你想说___？
[The girl wrapped in a quilt homework by the road, poignant!] According to the river bank Mongolia evening news, recently, shandong linyi street a little girl at the age of red follow father begging, wrapped in a quilt homework. After verification, red is LinShu Cao Zhuang town flourishing founded a first grade student, at school, at ordinary times and family at the weekend to go out begging. Red and a condition is difficult, in the village there is low, because my father is lazy, so we have to follow him begging. To this, you want to say ___?]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
全球奇闻趣事：说真的，第一次觉得粤语这么好听[心] tRVlwKLQ .
[To be honest, for the first time think of cantonese so nice tRVlwKLQ [heart].]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
英国那些事儿：在网上打造一个有品有钱又有颜的网红钻石王老五需要多少钱？ 他们表示.... 只花了块.... [笑cry][笑cry]
[On the Internet to create a rich and have yan net red rich singles need how many money? They say... Only took a piece of... [laughing cry] [laugh cry]]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
郭德纲：千江有水千江月，万里无云万里天。
[Qian jiang shui qian jiang yue, they started YunWanLi days.]
珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。
金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。
富贵长生，天作主由不得我。
钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。
内涵大婊哥：哈哈哈不愧是双胞胎，简直神同步啊[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha not the kui is a twin, synchronization was god [laughing cry]]
一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)
我的厕所读物：有人发帖——“有没有觉得阶级意识强烈的小孩很恐怖？”
[Class consciousness strong someone post - is there anything about the horrible children?]
有一天，你看到我的微博，从此你再也没从马桶上下来
每日一狗：介绍两位汪星球广告界的明日之星，找它们代言洗发水一定能大卖！[doge]看完感觉莫名舒爽……[哈哈]
tRVWDMtV
[Introduce two wang star advertising star of tomorrow, looking for their endorsement shampoo can sell! Read [doge] cleanlily feeling strange... [ha ha] < br > tRVWDMtV]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
塔羅星座艾菲爾老師：#星座靠譜儿# 犯太歲及立冬轉運日（来自tRVlZvgc）APP下载地址：tRtoaHk
[# # sign on music in making tai sui and transshipment is the beginning of winter day (from tRVlZvgc) APP download address tRtoaHk]
星座塔罗作家，水晶正能量老師。演讲洽询陈助理c@hotmail「郵件聯繫」。
内裤都笑松了：外国一妈妈，回家发现自己两盒高光全部被用完了，然后...啊哈哈哈~发光的女儿也是一脸无奈！tRVWpxrb
[Foreign home a mother, he found himself two boxes of highlights are all finished, and then... Ah ha ha ha ~ glowing daughter is also a face of helpless! tRVWpxrb]
专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ
追风少年刘全有：也想拥有一把这种安全感爆棚的雨伞，撑起它，我一个人就是全世界
[Also want to have a this security at the umbrella, hold up it, I a person in the world]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
一只读物：霉霉唱的这首歌太好听了.....仔细用心听，歌词也很感人，愿在这美好的夜晚都有你爱的人陪伴tRqYkg
[Mold, mildew sang this song is so nice... Listening carefully, the lyrics are also very touching, and is willing to have you in this beautiful night love tRqYkg company]
爱各种吐槽的幽默君，关注易丢失节操！欢迎投稿！合作QQ
这微博笑死我了：一条尴尬的微博[摊手]
[An awkward weibo [stand hand]]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
好奇博士：妈妈：来，看镜头，对，看这里。[笑cry]
双胞胎：就因为你叫我看路，结果我就看马路了，妈妈你个骗子[哼]
太可爱了，这同步摔得让人猝不及防。[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Mother here, the camera, for, see here. [laugh cry] < br > twins just because you told me to see the road, I can see the road results, mother swindlers [singing] < br > you are so cute, the synchronous fall off guard. [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry]]
用亲手制作的GIF图，带大家一起涨姿势，会心一笑！
我们都爱XXOO：想瘦哪里就瘦哪里[doge]
[Is thin where you want to thin [doge]]
据说，关注我的都找到了另一半...
逗逼团：#就算我逗逼，我价格也拽逼# 晚上好！
抱歉大家！刷题忘记时间惹！今晚没啥特别强调哒，还是一些老规矩，有什么问题请评论留言哦～双L：
[# if I tease, I price also drag force # good evening! < br > Im sorry you! Brush forget time make! Nothing special emphasis on the dalai tonight, or some old rules, have what problem please comments oh ~ double L]
紧急售后私信@逗逼团后宫 客服不谈团。买家跟团请看置顶【买家须知】，卖家求团请看置顶【卖家须知】逗逼来团逗逼团-v-
坎话：“
最好的相遇，是久别重逢
最好的经历，是曾经， 或此刻
就这样从你的全世界路过
”
愿情话终有主 你我不孤独。 guan.注@坎话
tRcPGCr
[< br > the best meet, is reunited < br > the best experience, was once upon a time, or < br > just at this moment from your the world pass by < br > < br > love word is Lord You that I am not lonely. Guan. Note the @ candy words < br > tRcPGCr]
一个懂你的微博，那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ）
一条：从岁开始，蒋晟就皈依佛门，开始了自己的修行——雕塑佛像，至今已年，许多寺院都来请他塑造。
蒋晟说：“皈依就像你念大学前参加的入学仪式，在那之后，你才真正开始学习佛是什么。”tRVlWAT
[From the age of Jiang Sheng was convert to buddhist, started his practice - the statue of Buddha, has been in many temples to please him. < br > < br > Jiang Sheng said convert to like college before you take part in the entrance ceremony, after that, you really begin to learn what is Buddha. tRVlWAT]
每天一条原创视频。
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