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北美吐槽君：
室友一言不合就泼我冷水
[A word not is negative about my roommate]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

Wynn温馨：
还有没睡的吗？
[And didnt sleep?]

比起大声说话更喜欢抬头看天工作室微信：shutiaodebaba

福原愛AiFukuhara：
早安～出发啦～～[酷][酷]
早起的鸟有没有虫虫吃？[偷笑]
[Good morning ~ ~ ~ start [cool] [cool] < br > the early worm eat a bird? [laughing]]

神奇的美帝：
网友养了一只有“眉毛”的小猫，看人的时候总是一副审视的目光。[偷笑]（Boredpanda）
[Only eyebrows netizens have a kitten, beacause I always look a pair of eyes. [laughing] (Boredpanda)]

在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多，但憋不住也会报报别国的内容！奋斗！>_<

fgfhgnk514678：
下雨了☔️回家睡觉
[Its raining ☔ ️ went home to sleep]

朕嘿天才🍐

郑渊洁：
#早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是年月日清晨点半。现在你为什么醒着？#郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat it is half past (date) (month) (year) in the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了邮局订阅代号－

红红火火恍恍惚惚悠悠嘿嘿：
你以为宝宝二十四小时都在吃吗？[泪]宝宝是刚工作完回家啊…虽然夜宵是吃了，但是肯定吃不到一会点的早饭了，有点伤感[泪][泪][泪]
[Do you think the baby in hours to eat? [tears] is just finished work back home baby... Although is food taken late at night to eat, but must be less than a moment order breakfast, a little sad [tears] [tears] [] of tears]

此号已卖给了营销号…

北美时尚快报：
【圈内闻】掌声欢迎——Jolin 蔡依林！不管是音乐还是时尚都一定要走在最前端的呸姐，最近的美版《Vogue》都有她！[杰克逊]
[Welcome - circles to smell 】【 Jolin CAI yilin! Whether in music or fashion all must walk in the forefront of pei elder sister, recently crowned Vogue have her! [Jackson]]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下时尚频道。微信公众号：fashionmoon

人民网：
【这些玩具，你还记得吗？】手机、iPad从不离手，有什么玩具能PK掉它们呢？戳图↓↓欢迎补充！[思考]你曾最喜欢的玩具是________
[These toys, do you remember? From mobile phones, the hand, what toys can cut them? Poke figure left left welcome supplement! [thinking] you have favourite toy is a ______]

报道全球传播中国

肚圆子-：
对不起我熬夜了🍃
[对不起我熬夜了🍃]

一句语录签名：
“年少的时候连多愁善感都要渲染的惊天动地长大后却学会越痛越不动声色越苦越保持沉默”
[A young age to apply colours to a drawing of astounding sentimentality But learn to more pain more quietly when he grows up The more bitter, the silence]

热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）

精彩表情君：
你第一看出来的是什么字？[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[What you first see the word? [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]

一个萌萌的gif制图匠！每天给你带来最gif的动态图合作qq：

写给前任的999封情书：
即使不见面，不说话，不发信息，心里总会留一个位置，安安稳稳的放着一个人。一句话，一件事，有的人就从你的生命中消失了。每个人都心里有个不可能的人，已不是恋人，也成不了朋友。时间过去，无关乎喜不喜欢，总会很习惯的想起你。然后希望你一切都好。
[Even if you dont meet, dont talk, dont send information, always leave a place in my heart, there is a man of anchored. In a word, one thing, some people would just disappear from your life. Everyone in the mind has a impossible is not lover, also become a friend. Time in the past, no matter like it or not, is always used to think of you. Then hope everything goes well with you.]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

痒气美少女：
哈哈哈哈太污了，这个真的笑出声，配乐我给满分。。#莫名的喜感#tRValJWk
[Ha ha ha ha is too dirty, this really laugh, music I give full mark. # # to express the happy feeling of tRValJWk]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

我是种草囤货菌：
“本来不委屈的呀，看到你，就委屈了。”原来在某些人面前，我们是那么的脆弱。
[Was not wronged ah, see you, is wrong. Originally in front of some people, we are so fragile.]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ：

这不是历史：
国学常识题,给同学留着，涨知识！
[Common sense, Chinese study for students, increase knowledge!]

只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。合作联系QQ：微信公众号：zhebsls

我的电影图解：
很多人压力大到接近崩溃时会忍不住做的一些举止，你也会这样子吗 [doge]
[Many pressure to near collapse when they couldnt help to do some things, you will like this [doge]]

人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：

小婊渣神吐槽：
这种漫步车好有趣，好想要一个[兔子][兔子]
tRVNhOI
[Walk this car is good fun, really want to have a [rabbit] [rabbit] < br > tRVNhOI]

⚡看到我的微博，你就是我的人了，快跟我一起玩吧！⚡机智如我，天下我有⚡合作请私信

广州美食大全：
这段视频看得让人冒冷汗，现在人贩子猖獗到这地步了，转给更多当父母的看看！希望聪明人多一点，不再让这种事发生！tRccjeAx
[This period of video to see a cold sweat, now rampant traffickers to this point, to more when parents see see! Hope that a wise man more, not to let this happen! tRccjeAx]

广东美食最新资讯，好玩、好乐，好吃，最有意思的微博，欢迎关注！

帅逼陈二狗：
我一不小心就看了五遍...现在超想吃草莓果冻 tRVXFnZv .
[I accidentally saw five times... Now you want to eat strawberry jelly tRVXFnZv.]

一个神奇的段子手

这微博笑死我了：
这么多尬舞视频中我最喜欢的就是这个！tRVKkXt
[So much as I enjoy most is the dance video! tRVKkXt]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

纯良叫兽：
一组脑洞清奇的流行用语解释插画[笑cry]
[A group of popular imagination QingJi terms how illustration [laugh cry]]

关注叫兽脱离单身每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：

浅韵淡心：
今天的正餐是一个汉堡，感受一下德国🇩🇪人民的日常食物。有点heavy，睡眼惺忪里吃了一半。 #带着微博去旅行##浅大人的足迹和日常##走到哪儿，吃到哪儿#
[今天的正餐是一个汉堡，感受一下德国🇩🇪人民的日常食物。 A little heavy, bleary-eyed ate a half. # # # with weibo to travel shallow footprint of adult and daily # # went, where to eat #]

倾心似水，细品，味，淡中有浓 | 动心若琴，轻抚，韵，浅中有深 || 资深文艺女青年兼广告人 || 携程网旅行家（夏之愉悦）

做人做事语录：
不要期待，不要假想，不要强求，顺其自然，如果注定，便一定会发生。心安，便是活着的最美好状态。
[Dont expect, not imaginary, dont try so hard, let it be, if destined, it will happen. The most beautiful state of mind, is alive.]

新浪热门微博-情感榜专家成员，精选做人做事语录、幽默、格言、感悟、名言、励志，关注我的微博，相信您一定会有收获，^_^！

北京厨子新号：
有人在电梯抽烟还是要说的。不管有没有孩子。不管他是不是东北人。不对的事情就是不对的。公开场合打女人，是犯罪。这样的人，公安局抓不住，也要发动全国人民人肉他。还要扒出他家三代祖宗，不管他是不是东北人。当然，公安局现在通缉他，就是合法的全国人肉。他家祖宗三代就免祸了。
[People to smoke in the elevator or say. With or without children. No matter he is the northeast person. Wrong is wrong. Public play woman, is a crime. Such a person, the public security bureau cant catch, also want to launch the national peoples human flesh. Also pulled out his house three generations of ancestors, no matter whether he is the northeast person. Of course, the public security bureau wanted him now, is the national legal human flesh. The three generations of his fathers to avoid disaster.]

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唯淫湿婊：
伦敦腔搭配中东风 @cookbookcafe
[Cockney is tie-in @ cookbookcafe Middle East wind]

拿着包月的工资，干着不计流量的工作。

爱上丶微小説：
“任何一个人离开你都并非突然作的决定，人心是慢慢变冷，树叶是渐渐变黄，故事是缓缓写到结局，而爱，是因为失望太多，才变成不爱。”
[Any one leave you not suddenly make decision, the heart is slowly cooling, leaves are become yellow, gradually is slowly wrote story ends, but love, because of too much disappointed, became not love.]

请将你的故事编辑成文字，我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料，最感人肺腑的故事，将会在这里浮现……

宫崎骏漫画全集：
听到一句很暖心的话：“为什么爸妈很少玩手机？”“因为爱的人已经在身边 ” [心]
[Hear a very warm heart words why my parents seldom play mobile phone? Because love have near [heart]]

每一个，每一个角落都充满着惊喜，每一扇窗户都诉说着动人的（合作QQ：）

IDIAUIL：
讲道理真的不考虑出个账号合并功能吗[泪]@网易阴阳师手游
[reasonable Really dont consider an account merge capabilities? [] tears @ netease t mobile game of Yin and Yang]

一看就不是什么正经人🙄

C-菜头妹：
这个点，是该说晚安，还是早安[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[This point, it is to say good night, or good morning [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

做个勇敢的人学着去承受命运给你的每一个耳光

琉璃英月：
很多的人，很多的事，很多的境遇
若只是初见，一切美好都不会遗失
可惜，蓦然回首，却已是物事人非，沧海桑田
[A lot of people, a lot of things, a lot of the plight of the < br > if just beginning, cant lost < br > its a pity that all good, suddenly look back, but is not things people, things change]

沧海一粟历人生，拒绝私聊，谢绝入群

幸福智慧：
Boredpanda上一组“Like Mother, Like Daughter”的照片，有其母必有其女，太温馨了
[Boredpanda on a set of Like Mother, Like Daughter photos, Like Mother, Like Daughter, too sweet]