这乌龙害死人啊！[笑cry](by.今夜百乐门) tRVieVo
[This oolong kill people! [laughing cry] (by parliaments) tonight tRVieVo]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：惊，想不到你是这样的王昭君！最后的彩蛋哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈#你开心就好#
tRVKmZv
[What surprised, you is so of wang zhaojun? The last egg ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha # # you happy < br > tRVKmZv]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
思想聚焦：当你选定一条路，另一条路的风景便与你无关。 ——摩西奶奶《人生永远没有太晚的开始》
[When you choose a road, a road landscape has nothing to do with you. - grandma Moses the beginning of life is never too late]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
同道大叔：处女座人生里的堵，有一大半是自己给自己添的。所以，不要怪处女座对你狠，因为TA们对自己更狠！！
[Virgo in life, there are more than half is yourself. So, dont blame virgo hard for you, because the TA to oneself more malicious!!!!!]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
大胃爱丽丝：其实这次冲泡类热议我都没写麦片之类的，
我还买了好多那种可以直接当早饭的热饮！
那种麦片糊糊之类的[许愿][许愿][许愿]
要看吗？？？
约不约[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]
点赞多就发～
让我套路一下[嘘][嘘][嘘]
[Actually drawn for this kind of hot I didnt write such as cereal, < br > I also bought a lot of type hot drinks can be directly for breakfast! < br > the cereal gunk [] vows like [wish] [] vows < br > want to see it??????? < br > no covenant [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] < br > thumb up more can send ~ < br > let me routines [SHH] [SHH] [SHH]]
合作邮箱：milkelise@vip. 公众号：牛奶和爱丽丝
国民老岳父公：#人气大咖趴# #一家五口，黑红灰白丑#（来自tRVpIRIE）APP下载地址：tRtNTVpE
[On # # # popularity cafe family of five, black and gray ugly # (from tRVpIRIE) APP download address tRtNTVpE]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
人民日报：【年世界杯吉祥物为卡通狼 你喜欢吗？】年世界杯吉祥物揭晓啦！小狼“Zabivaka”最终胜出，成为年俄罗斯世界杯官方吉祥物。俄罗斯承办的世界杯足球赛定于年月日至月日，在莫斯科、圣彼得堡、索契等个城市的座球场举行。（央视、视觉中国）
[【 year World Cup mascot cartoon Wolf do you like? World Cup mascot unveiled! Little Wolf Zabivaka win in the end, become the official World Cup mascot in Russia. Russias World Cup football match is due on (date) (month) (year) to undertake, in Moscow, st Petersburg and sochi city stadium. (CCTV), visual China]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
这里是美国：【启示短片：人生不是马拉松】都说人生是一场马拉松，但真是如此吗？值得一看的短片，从秒起，颠覆你的思想！tRqWILi
[Short revelation life is not a marathon say 】 life is a marathon, but this is the case? Worth seeing the film, from the second, reverse your mind! tRqWILi]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
白衣山猫：还有多少人支持我继续写#山猫辟谣# ？你会支持吗？
[How many people support I continue to write # # bobcats rumours? Will you support?]
白衣胜雪人如玉，轻烟柳絮逐飞雾。无赖聊做化蝶梦，天涯浩瀚无歇处。
央视新闻：【内蒙古下！雪！了！ 气温跌至-°C[吃惊]】受冷空气影响，从日凌晨开始，内蒙古东北部地区大范围降雪，最低温度降至零下度。在呼伦贝尔市图里河镇，街道房屋都被洁白的雪花覆盖，出行的人们棉袄、棉裤、手套、帽子全副武装！降雪路面湿滑，提醒行人车辆减速慢行！tRVpxPXE
[【 Inner Mongolia! Snow!! The temperature dropped to - ° C [surprised]] affected by cold air from the start in the morning, in the northeast region of Inner Mongolia large snow, the minimum temperature dropped to below zero degrees. In the hulun buir city figure river town, street houses are covered by white snow, people travel cotton-padded jacket, trousers, gloves, hat, armed to the teeth! Snow road slippery, warn pedestrians vehicles slow down! tRVpxPXE]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
韩国me2day：【naverblog】女友视角[哆啦A梦花心] #田柾国# (cr.logo)
[Girlfriend naverblog 】 【 view [doraemon flower heart] # # field 柾 countries (cr) logo)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
神店通缉令：这是一只生活在美国落砂机的网红柯基，是一种罕见的全白柯基犬，这颜值，恐怕没有人能抵挡得住它的魅力[酷]
[This is a life in the United States shakeout machine net lithocarpus fenzelianus base, is a rare Bai Keji all dogs, this appearance, Im afraid no one can resist the charm of it [cool]]
微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
人民网：奶奶，你这样是很容易失去宝宝的[拜拜]（图@叫我阿阿阿阿婷 ）
[Grandma, it is easy to lose your baby [bynum] (figure @ call me d. o o o o)]
报道全球 传播中国
我的损友是个极品：三千大世界，亿万小世界，我们是如此的渺小！[赞][赞][赞]#莫名的喜感# tRVpbZl
[Three thousand world, billions of small world, we are so small! [who] [who] [who] # # to express the happy feeling of tRVpbZl]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
北美吐槽君：“该不该和得过xing病的男票继续在一起”
[Should and too xing, disease of male ticket to continue together]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
大锅只是喝醉：当年追着我要媳妇的阿D[害羞]tRVpfOn（使用#秒拍#录制）
[When chasing I want daughter-in-law D o [shy] tRVpfOn (with # recorded using # seconds)]
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德卡先生的信箱：“生活不顺心情不好还可以来找我，我也不会笑话你，请你吃冰淇淋也行，去泡温泉也行，不打伞也行。坏心情会走，冬天会走，雨季不会总来。”
[Life were in a bad mood can also come to me, I will not laugh at you, ask you to eat ice cream, go to the spa, not an umbrella. Bad mood will go, winter will go, the rainy season wont always come.]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画
暴走看啥片儿：《大话西游》一群青年流量艺术家的毁经典cosplay秀，官方OOC你有什么办法tRVpflHL
[A Chinese Odyssey flow a group of young artists destroy classical cosplay show, the official OOC do you have any way to tRVpflHL]
暴走漫画出品电影吐槽视频系列 合作联系hezuo@baozou
学徒王自健：被爱固然很好，但石头、树、沙漠都有人爱。能爱别人才是活着的证据。写给每一个善良的人。
[Its good to be loved, but someone who love stone, tree, desert. To love someone is living proof of that. To each a kind person.]
演员王自健，一个美少年。工作联系：xingzeguoji@sina
烘焙食记：玉米面发糕松软的秘诀，健康美味，大人小孩都爱吃的点心~
[The secret of cornmeal steamed sponge cake soft, healthy, delicious, adult children all love to eat snacks ~]
不做美食的人生和咸鱼有什么区别
Houson猴姆：历史性一刻！神奇女侠与神奇女侠相见了！新老扮演者盖尔·加朵与琳达·卡特双双现身联合国纽约总部！庆祝神奇女侠成为联合国荣誉大使！今年也是神奇女侠诞生周年，是历史上第一位主旋律女超级英雄！两大女神互相握住对方并相视一笑好美！！同时公布《正义联盟》神奇女侠最新剧照！[抓狂][色][爱你]
[Historic moment! Meet with wonder woman wonder woman! The new and old actor gael with flowers and Linda carter both in the United Nations headquarters in New York! To celebrate the wonder woman became honorary ambassador of the United Nations. Also wonder woman birth anniversary, this year is the main melody in the history of the first female super hero! Two big goddess holding each other and each other a smile was beautiful!! At the same time, promulgate the justice league latest still wonder woman! Love you [mad] [color] []]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
寇乃馨：我是寇乃馨，我在 #我是先生# 录影现场爆料直播（来自tRVpfVlm）APP下载地址：tRtNTVpE
[I am Nancy, I am on Mr # # I live video scene revealed (from tRVpfVlm) APP download address tRtNTVpE]
台灣知名女主持，“非常完美”情感導師，頒獎晚會，商演活動主持女王，“美麗俏佳人”主持，工作聯絡+康小姐nancykou@yahoo.tw
小野妹子学吐槽：“来来来让一让，做提拉米苏呢哈！”[doge]
[Come on, to make a do tiramisu? Ha! [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
神店买家秀：脚的内心是崩溃的
[Heart is the collapse of the feet]
逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！
日_推：【超速报】《#全金属狂潮#》TV动画第四季制作决定！年秋放送！！！
[The overspeed quote 】 【 # # full metal panic TV animation in the fourth quarter to make decision! Year autumn festival!!!!!!]
日推搬运工一枚，若侵权请私密联系删除【暂时关闭评论】
全球娱乐趣事：耿直男儿本色演唱《瘦不下来》，我已经忘记原唱是薛之谦了[笑cry]，嫌自己胖的，拿去听！tRVXzseZ
[Uprightness invisible target singing thin do not down, Ive forgotten is original memory [laugh cry], disrelish oneself fat, to listen to! tRVXzseZ]
这个微博纯属娱乐，推广合作加Q：
读书：不懂法的人太多了，知道这些法律上的小常识可以保护自己~
[There are too many people in the law, know the little common sense can protect themselves ~ in the eyes of the law]
传媒帝国时代，用读书摆脱媒体意见控制，深入思考，通达真相、真理、真谛。
全球顶尖摄影：用手机拍女朋友的拍摄教程和手机后期的教程!!干货拿去花!tRtUFNSw
[With mobile phones make girlfriend tutorial and late tutorial!!!!! Dried foods take flowers! tRtUFNSw]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！
冷笑话精选：高铁乌龙事件！哈哈哈这特么就尴尬了[二哈]tRVpbXEy
[High-speed accurate! Ha, ha, ha, the yao is embarrassing tRVpbXEy [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
Happy张江：吃起来有#幸福#感的糯米红枣！女孩子最应该吃的甜点，补血益气，给你身边的她存一个吧~[心]
[Tastes have # # happiness feeling of the red jujube glutinous rice! Girls should eat dessert, blood yiqi, give her around you to save a ~ [heart]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
我Hold不住了：柴犬宝宝被摸头，这表情一脸的不可描述，感觉开心到要上天了，萌翻了[笑cry]tRVSJku
[Firewood dog baby learn the ropes, the expression of a face, not the description, feel happy to going to heaven, turned [laugh cry] tRVSJku sprout]
一个爱生活的吃货~
史上第一最最搞：石原里美这段怼人我是服的。[doge] tRVoHWz #莫名的喜感#
[Ishihara beauty in this piece of Dui people Im suit. [doge] tRVoHWz # # to express the happy feeling]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
下厨房：【电饭锅版香菇腊肠饭】#幸福午餐时刻# 泡发后的香菇丁煸出香味，和香肠丁一起煸炒到出油，然后与香米一起入电饭锅焖制，打开锅盖的那一刻简直香味突破天际！做法：tzjZISlt by@仙女丸子
[Electric rice cooker version of xianggu mushroom sausage rice 】 【 # # happiness lunchtime after soaked mushrooms butyl fanned out fragrance, and saute sausage ding to the oil, and then into the electric rice cooker stew with rice, open the cover of that a moment can smell through the sky! Practice tzjZISlt by @ fairy balls]
xiachufang 下厨房美食生活网，吃货青年和厨房软妹的最爱，最文艺的美食APP！唯有美食与爱不可辜负。
中国新闻周刊：#乐享时光# 哥哥帮妹妹绑头发，我喜欢这样一个哥哥！！！这方法是爸爸教的吧[笑cry] tRVgyEc
[# # enjoyed time brother help sister tied hair, I like a brother!!!!!! This method is father taught [laugh cry] tRVgyEc]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
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