2016年10月19日星期三

Growth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the process before! QQ, WeChat ID sixiangjuj

思想聚焦:
    十个万万也猜不到结局的搞笑广告,各种峰回路转,实在是停不下来,每一个都超高能。[赞]tRVSEBtA
[Ten wildest guess also end humorous advertising, all kinds of master, it is cant stop, can each ultra high. [who] tRVSEBtA]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

逗元帅:
    让这两口子逗死我了,这位大哥一看就是个好男人![笑cry]tRVSmTam
[Let the couple tease the hell out of me, the eldest brother is a good man! [laughing cry] tRVSmTam]

私信我,说你想说

最神奇的视频:
    【乘客必须怒[怒] 男子公交车上猥亵女孩被群殴】网友爆料,在大连一公交车上,一名光头男子猥亵同车女孩儿被抓现行后,装疯卖傻还打了女孩儿,结果一车人愤怒了!车上的男乘客围殴这个男子,把他打跪了,鼻子都出血了。。。tRVSM
[The bus passengers must anger [anger] man lewd girl beaten 】 netizen has, on a bus in dalian, a bald man lewd girl caught with the car, front hit a girl, the results a load of people angry! Male passengers WeiOu the man on the car, beat him kneeling, his nose was bleeding... tRVSM]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

黄濑濑濑濑:
    面对喜欢的人时[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]
[In front of the person you like [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]

表情包仓库 ✔️ 美食✔️

幽默搞笑大王:
    万圣节就要到了,一网友晒出了自己今年万圣节的装扮[doge]
[Halloween is coming, a netizen out this Halloween dress up [doge]]

我的征途是星辰大海。

Holy-Sexy-Girl:
    #HSG粉丝秀# @胡曼Summer 投稿:幸福不再是两人恩爱一起变胖子了[猪头],和爱人一起好生活和好身材两不误才是王道![哈哈]
[# @ # HSG fans show hooman fazly contribute Summer happiness is not two people become fat pig head [] conjugal love together, together with your lover good life and good body balance is king! [ha ha]]

Just Follow HSG And Keep Fit~!微信平台:hsgstyle

全球旅游攻略:
    整理了条出国旅行必备实用英语短语给大家,背完这些,出国无忧!
[Reorganizes the essential English phrases to travel abroad, back over these, go abroad carefree!]

全球旅游攻略:为你推荐出行时计划,指引你最美的季节去最美的地方!遇见就关注吧~

耳帝:
    皇后乐队昨日在官方油管上放出了一个年录制的加快版《We Will Rock You》,与我们熟知的那版有着极大的不同,这版更像是一首金属,乐队曾在演唱会上表演过,如果当年选用的是这个版本,那么今天取而代之的可能是一段如此有速度感的热血澎湃的金曲,而不是那个“咚咚啪”…… tRVSn
[Queen yesterday released on the official tubing in a recording speed up version of the We Will Rock You, and We know the version of the great different, this version is more like a metal, the band has performed at the concert, if choose this version, so today instead of with such a sense of speed may be a passionate about music, not the drumming pa... tRVSn]

乖巧的品味分裂者。

三联生活周刊:
    生来没有双臂的小女孩Vasilina的选择[心],这才是对生活应有的态度~
[The choice of the little girl was born without arms Vasilina [heart], this is the attitude to life should be ~]

一本杂志和他倡导的生活.

男神:
    你们喜欢什么样的男生?
禁欲系?
治愈系?
运动系?
暖萌系?

我……

是……计算机系的[拜拜]

[What kind of boys do you like? < br > department of abstinence? < br > for healing? < br > sports department? < br > warm of department? < br > < br > I... < br > < br >...... Computer science department of [bynum]]

You Only Live Once!

燕子PHOTO:
    走在一千零一夜的神话故事中啊,擦擦灯会出现阿拉丁,坐毯子上就可以飞起来,看到了超级迷人的蓝,还走过了权力的游戏里的场景诶!最后一张我决定留下来做小卖店老板啦~摩洛哥真是一个想认真写写游记的地方(老规矩,发明信片咯,分享点小事儿吧,随便抓十个人,撒哈拉的明信片飞到你身边~咻~)
[In one thousand a night of fairy tales, wiping Aladdin will appear, sit on the blanket can fly, to see the super charming blue, also passed the scenes in the game of thrones!! Finally I decided to stay to do ~ Morocco is a fact that boss want to carefully write about travel place (as usual, send postcards, share some small things, just grab ten men, the Sahara postcard to fly to your side ~ whew ~)]

[ 微信公众号]:yanziisland[写真婚纱拍摄联系]电话: qq: 微信:iyanzi [商业拍摄及合作联系]郭小姐

新京报:
    【违规大卡车侧翻压扁等信号灯出租车 出租车司机丧命】据北京电视台报道,日晚上在北京通州发生一起车祸:小轿车随意违规变道加塞,大货车遇红灯未减速而强行转向,结果侧翻,砸扁了规规矩矩等信号灯的出租车,致使出租车司机当场丧命。[生病]这叫什么事……[伤心]tRVXtMl
[【 irregular truck rollover flattening signals such as taxi cab driver killed], Beijing television station reported a traffic accident happened on Tuesday night in Beijing tongzhou car illegal lane change at random, urinating trucks in the red light does not slow down and forced to, result, smashed the polite lights such as taxis, the taxi driver killed on the spot. What [ill] this call... [sad] tRVXtMl]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

韩国me2day:
    【naver综合】[金裕贞现身<云画的月光>收视公约活动“愈发靓丽的古装美女~”]日下午#金裕贞#身着韩服参加了在首尔光化门进行的KBS#云画的月光#收视率公约活动.
[Comprehensive 】 【 naver [yu-jeong Kim appeared in < cloud picture of moonlight > viewing convention activity more beautiful beautiful costume beauty ~] day afternoon # # yu-jeong Kim wearing hanbok attended in Seoul photochemical door KBS# cloud picture of moonlight # ratings convention activity.]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京事儿#【你去别人家玩儿 当面儿各种抱怨别人家这不好那也不好 家里人能不急吗?见谅!】@茶条鱼 :一上来就各种的说北京不好,说北京公交车贵,服务还差,觉得老北京人都有好多套房子,退休金怎么也得四五千的拿着,便宜都让北京人占了,不公平。旁边的大爷和阿姨都听不下去了。。。
[# # about Beijing 【 you go to someones home and play Son face to face all kinds of complain about other peoples house it is not good that is not good The family can not hurry? Forgive me! @ tea fish come up to all kinds of the said Beijing is bad, said Beijing bus is expensive, the service is poor, feel that they have a lot of house, retirement how also get four holding, cheap all let Beijing accounted for, not fair. Next to the uncle and aunt all listen to not bottom go to...]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

猫扑:
    【中国夫妇顺走日本酒店马桶盖被发现 手写道歉书】一对年轻的中国夫妇跟团去日本旅游,退房的时候把酒店的马桶盖带走了。酒店发现后,立即打电话给导游并报了警。目前马桶盖已寄回酒店。当事人手写了书面说明材料称,误以为住客遗落,贪小便宜就带走了,对此表示歉意、忏悔。tRVSKx
[【 Chinese couples shun go Japan hotel toilet cover were found Written apology book a young Chinese couple with a trip to Japan, check out the hotel toilet cover when away. Hotel discovered, immediately call the tour guide and called the police. At present, the seat has sent back to the hotel. The handwriting written materials, according to mistakenly assume that guests left, thus skimping on away, apology and repent. tRVSKx]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:,邮箱:dan.cao@opi-corp

笑话趣图大百科:
    这东北两口子开车也太逗了!老公被虎逼娘们怼得不要不要的……最烦开车时边上有人逼逼了[摊手] tRVSlt .
[The northeast couple drove too funny! The husband was Dui tiger force bitch dont dont... The edge of the most annoying when driving force someone forced tRVSlt [stand hand].]

qq每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎私信合作,投稿)

这个微博是个逗比:
    卧槽,不能我一个人瞎。。太辣眼睛了,分享给你了~[污]#搞笑幽默小视频# tRVXefVE
[Oh, cant I a person blind.. Too hot eyes, share with you the ~ [pollution] # small video # tRVXefVE funny humor]

每天都有逗比笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”

我与老公的日常:
    #恋爱大作战# 明知道男友很渣可是我就是不舍得分手…
[# # in love against know her boyfriend is very slag but I just dont want to break up...]

更多夫妻趣事,尽在公棕V信:Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么?!

健身女王Miuo:
    小s自己独创瘦小腿 拉筋伸展操,亲自传授给大家,时长十分钟左右,建议大家先马后看!!看完受益匪浅[来] tRtdzpJN
[Small s own skinny legs Brace stretching exercise, personally teach everybody, about minutes long, recommend a horse before they look!! Watching the benefit [to] tRtdzpJN]

健身女王miuo健身健康指导,添加公众号:miuo(合作Q )

汪东城:
    好久沒有cosplay了!看來是時候在橫店炸ㄧ發了!燃燒吧!我的小宇宙!cos魂爆發吧!#東東在干嘛##🔥#
[Havent cosplay! It is time in the hengdian Fried one hair! Burning!!!! My little universe! Cos the soul outbreak!!!! #东东在干嘛##🔥#]

經理人:綠芬姐。email「dongyiyanyi@qq」「dongyiyanyi@gmail」FB 汪東城Jiro鐵粉團 httpsm.facebookwangzfamily

我和表妹的极品事:
    郭德纲给与岳云鹏测谎,哈哈哈简直太搞笑了tRtpAswb
[Guo degang gave YueYunPeng lie, ha ha ha too funny tRtpAswb simply]

走着走着,你突然被爆菊了;爆着爆着,你突然笑了.....哈哈哈!合作Q

小逗比神吐槽:
    [兔子]【高难度领带结怎么系】如此高端洋气的领带结打法,男人们赶紧收藏了,女孩子转给你的TA吧~
[[] rabbit so difficult tie knot how 】 【 high-end western style tie knot, men hurriedly collection, TA ~ girl to you]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~!

三位好友:
    #莫名的喜感#看这怯怯的小眼神,就怕一个节奏没敲对被主人打![doge]tRVazbz
[# # to express the happy feeling of watching this worship of small eyes, and they were afraid to knock a rhythm not to be host to play! [doge] tRVazbz]

Q

Seoul直播:
    Drama|由李敏镐 全智贤主演的SBS新剧《蓝色海洋的传说》终于公开首支预告 等这部剧真的等好久啊 全姐姐人鱼造型美到起飞 以及终于等到李敏镐回归韩剧了[二哈][二哈]tRVSbI
[Drama | by my everything Quan zhixian SBS play the legend of blue ocean starring finally open the first warning, etc. Its really a long time All sister mermaid modelling beauty to take off And finally wait until my everything back to han [two ha] [two ha] tRVSbI]

分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。

这个微博有点婊:
    个猜不到结局的爆笑广告,每一个结局都出乎意料,又令人捧腹大笑!tRVaQZCj
[A guess the end of the joke, each end unexpectedly, and a laugh! tRVaQZCj]

我就是传说中的风流倜傥 玉树临风,新浪倒数第一丑--表子,粉粉们都叫我--表哥!关注下是分分钟的事(^_^)

单身的日常:
    你所有一切痛苦来源于,没钱,长的丑,还懒。[摊手]
[From you all the pain, have no money, long ugly, also lazy. [stand hand]]

我的心愿是...........成为一个单身富婆

趣闻搞笑:
    小两口开车吵架,快被逗死了 [笑cry]
哈哈哈哈哈哈,这是变相的在秀恩爱么[挖鼻] tRVSZ .

[Young couple quarrel, driving fast is to make dead [laugh cry] < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha, this is the equivalent of the show conjugal love yao tRVSZ [dig nose].]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事,网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频!

中国新闻周刊:
    【“丧尸”现身地铁号线 成都地铁:对这类行为坚决说NO! 】西方万圣节降至,一群化妆成死亡新娘、吸血鬼等形象的人现身成都地铁号线,仿佛上演一出“釜山行”。@成都地铁 表示:这种在地铁上作出有违公德的举动,不仅惊吓乘客,也伤害了这座城市的文明。对于这类行为,成都地铁坚决说NO。你怎么看?
[【 zombie appeared in the subway line Chengdu subway resolutely say NO to this kind of behavior! 】 to western Halloween, a group of characters like the bride makeup into death, vampires, people in chengdu metro line, as if put on a busan line. @ chengdu subway said this has done against morality on the subway, frightened passengers not only, also hurt the citys civilization. For this type of behavior, chengdu subway firmly say NO. What do you think?]

中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。

冷笑话精选:
    主银买了一个猫时钟后……喵星人:上面的,说你呢!快给朕下来!
[Main silver after the clock bought a cat... Meow star above, say you! Quick give me down!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

_CcccEs:
    是啊,最近好忙,都没什么时间冒泡,因为号,我们要结婚了🤗
[是啊,最近好忙,都没什么时间冒泡,因为号,我们要结婚了🤗]

-【什么都不接 】百度:y.baiduCccces sing:sing.kugouCcccEs Q群: 所属团队:鸾凤鸣原创音乐团队

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    一位网友晒出自己的万圣节装扮。哥,咱有话好好说呗~
[A netizen drying out their own Halloween costumes. Elder brother, I have something to say bai ~]

笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)

李楠或kkk:
    真正的好东西都不会是免费的。@雷军 @罗永浩 @陈明永 @刘作虎 @常程
[Really good stuff is not free of charge. @ @ Mr Luo lei jun @ Chen Mingyong @ Liu Zuohu @ Chang Cheng]

魅族副总裁。IFANR主笔,常年跟踪移动互联网。 曾:NIS在线ERP系统构架师,Monstar-Lab移动社交和游戏产品经理(东京)。幸会ex-co-founder(北京)

小野妹子学吐槽:
    有哪个你觉得颜值超高或才气过人,理应大红大紫,可是最终一直没有火的?
[What do you think level high or talented in appearance, should be performed, but in the end there was no fire?]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

贴吧娘:
    小孩子在商场上一直挡别人的路,被领着小孩的男人直接一脚踹飞了。。。[衰][衰]这。。。tRVSQMp
[Children have been the way of others in the market, is directly led the children of men a feet chuai to fly... [failure] [failure] this... tRVSQMp]

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