2016年9月22日星期四

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    那个丢假炸弹的 哥们又来了,简直不能更贱,坟头草两米多了吧[笑cry] tRcjbWi
[The false bomb buddies again, cant more base, springing grass more than two meters [laugh cry] tRcjbWi]

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我的前任是个极品:
    #品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

英国报姐:
    朱莉和皮特离婚之后,杜莎夫人蜡像馆忙死了,为了紧跟步伐也是操碎心[哆啦A梦害怕]
[Jolie and Pitt, after divorce, madame tussauds busy, in order to keep up with the pace and fuck broken heart [doraemon afraid]]

订阅号:ukuk,国外各种好玩哒,我啥都发~【注:玻璃心,喜释梗,广告狗

王心凌:
    記得嗎⋯
那年夏天寧靜的海 🌊

[记得吗⋯
那年夏天宁静的海 🌊]


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杀马特强子:
    搬完了一天的砖,杀马特内部的斗舞solo赛又要拉开帷幕了。伴随着场外观众前列腺抖动的潮水声,葬爱家族与野狼家族的斗舞也激烈的进行着。舞步扬起的尘土将整个舞池掩盖,谁的拖鞋在飞,谁的睾丸滚出了场外,使比赛的结果也变的扑朔迷离。tRcjUnk(使用#秒拍#录制)
[Move up a day of brick, matt inside bucket dance solo game will kick off again. Along with the crowd prostate jitter of the tide, and was buried love family with wolves fight dance also fierce. The dust of steps up the entire floor, cover slippers on the fly, who rolled out of the court of the testicles, make the result of the game is also uncertain. # recorded tRcjUnk (use # seconds)]

②①五,峩葒遍全慖。二①⑥,峩進軍世界。

思想聚焦:
    想见一个人的时候,就去见吧,想做一件事,就调动所有的热情来做。当你真心想做成一件事,全世界也拦不住,当你真心对待一个人,即便没有回应,对方也一定能感受到。我们总是需要一股劲头,少点顾虑,不用回望,去做你真正想成为的那种人,去爱你真正值得爱的那个人。—— 张皓宸
[Want to see a persons time, go to see you, want to do one thing, to mobilize the enthusiasm of all. When you really want to do one thing, the world also stop, when you really treat a person, even if no response, must also can feel each other. We always need YiGuJin head, less concern, dont look back, do you truly want to become the kind of person, the man to love really worth you love. - Zhang Haochen]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

大胃爱丽丝:
    【你可能不知道的那些超好用的日本药妆生活小物件!!】
全部是我一件件亲测的[心]而且我全部买了份带回国[微笑]
一份我的一份你们的~[哈哈]

[You might not know the use of Japan drugstore life little thing!! < br > all is me one kiss measuring all [heart] and I bought a home [smiles] < br > a I a ~ of you [ha ha]]

原ID:大胃少女爱丽丝

黄文煜小盆友:
    手臂这样了腹肌还会远吗~
等着我男友力max吧[给劲][给劲][给劲]
#牙套煜的逆袭#

[Arm so that the abs be far behind? ~ < br > waiting for my boyfriend Max force [to strength] [to strength] [to strength] < br > braces Yu counter attack # #]

有事找...hwyisluffy@ 我的邮箱!

Happy张江:
    好暖啊!!#主人离家当兵很久后#,突然回家汪星人们的反应。。[可怜]tRcjUZLy
[So warm!! Master # # after a soldier from home for a long time, suddenly Wang Xing peoples reaction. Home. [poor] tRcjUZLy]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

CyberJelly趙趙:
    第一个超级福利!!!
本期重磅打造的火烈鸟机车皮衣
这几天一上微博它就获得大家的宠幸炒鸡开心
短款宽松的美式机车感
后背是CyberJelly标志象征 粉色火烈鸟
喜欢吧!!期待吧!!
喜欢就赞起来!!
评论叫停 抽位宝宝送出💅🏻💅🏻

#时尚红人周##就要不一样##微博橱窗# 

[第一个超级福利!!!
本期重磅打造的火烈鸟机车皮衣
这几天一上微博它就获得大家的宠幸炒鸡开心
短款宽松的美式机车感
后背是CyberJelly标志象征粉色火烈鸟
喜欢吧!!期待吧!!
喜欢就赞起来!!
评论叫停抽位宝宝送出💅🏻💅🏻

#时尚红人周##就要不一样##微博橱窗# ]


以下言论不代表本人立场🌵🌵🌵联系邮箱:candyshop@ instagram:cyber_jelly 淘宝店铺:cyberjelly.taobao

噗嗤大叔:
    一份感情里,最忌讳的一些事。
[In a relationship, some of the most taboo thing.]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

占星Siber:
    凭第一直觉来选择一个数字,看看十月份将有什么好事发生[doge]
[By first instinct to choose a number, and see what good thing will happen in October [doge]]

你们可以不相信星座,但是你们要相信我啊,毕竟人美三观正。运势占卜请移驾WX:zhanxingnvwu

iPanda熊猫频道:
    熊不大,眼神儿挺辣~[doge][doge]
[Look in the eyes of the little bear, son very hot ~ [doge] [doge]]

(live.ipanda)关注我以后你们就是我的人了!在这里我是团长你们是饭团,团长爱饭团么么哒~

八公叔叔:
    超治愈,看小动物们享受洗澡的样子,感觉世界都变美好了!tRclfIC
[Super cure, see the appearance of small animals enjoy a bath, feeling the world is getting better! tRclfIC]

宠物医生一枚, 关注宠物健康,提倡正确的养宠观念。Wechat 八公叔叔

最佳蹲坑读物:
    “这钱我该交吗?”
[Should I pay the money?]

如果你有什么烦恼,请向我私信投稿,合作宣传欢迎私信^^

私人音悦馆:
    大热单曲《 Years》的原唱Lukas Graham放出了一个供网友视频对唱的模板,没料到竟险被一个韩国怪叔秒杀。人不可貌相,非常好听![太开心]tRcjXjb
[Hot singles Years of original Lukas Graham released a template for the net friend to video duet, risk didnt expect to be a Korean strange uncle. All that glitters is not gold, it is very good to listen! TRcjXjb [quite happy]]

听了我的歌,快上我的车。💋

追风少年刘全有:
    现在人都这样炫富?
[Now people flaunt wealth?]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

PINKWONG:
    闲聊几句(来自tRcjUYL)APP下载地址:tRtoaHk
[Small talk a few words (from tRcjUYL) APP download address tRtoaHk]

Instagram帳號PINKWONG 其他看置顶微博!

我与老公的日常:
    一些猫占狗窝的照片。喵星人用实际行动告诉你:在这个家里我是老大,我爱在哪儿就在哪儿,你不服你出去。
[Some pictures of cats of dog kennel. Meow star people use practical action to tell you in the house Im the boss, where is where, I love you when you go out.]

更多夫妻趣事,尽在公棕V信:Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么?!

土豪杨霸天:
    刚刚接到噩耗,我的爸爸脑出水进院,脑子一遍空白,憋住泪水,一直不相信,他一生除了感冒好像从来都没去过医院,千万千万不能出事,不是说好人一生平安吗
[Just got bad news, my dad brain water into the courtyard, a blank brain, hold your tears, always dont believe that, in addition to his life cold as had never been to a hospital, software cant an accident, not to say that the good life of peace]

慈善家-穷人的盆友

张沫凡MOMO:
    我对我自己更新微博的速度太满意了~本视频公布一件大事[害羞] tRcjzdoq .
[I told myself to update weibo speed too happy ~ this video released an event tRcjzdoq [shame].]

爆脾气摩羯,尊重是相互的~

Pandora占星小巫:
    【小巫天秤座近期星象运势】日,太阳进入到你的本命宫,秤子将因此收获更多自信,人气暴涨!再加上木星现在也在你的本命宫,让你如鱼得水,思考力与幸运值爆棚!日,你的守护星金星,又将进入你的财富宫,可谓风生水起,财运不断。日冥王星顺行,经过磨练后,内心更加强大。爱情是人气指数大增。
[[nothing libra astrology chart recently] days, the sun into your life palace, scales will therefore gain more self-confidence, exploded in popularity! Combined with Jupiter is now in your house of this life, let you like a duck to water, thinking and luck now! Again, your guardian planet, Venus, will enter your wealth palace, is a popular, folded. Pluto anterograde, after training, the heart more powerful. Love is a sentiment index increased.]

关注小巫就是关注真实的你。(微博占星的唯一领地)合作及原创约稿QQ:。

新浪娱乐:
    #女星哭戏# 女明星们的花式落泪↓↓↓大批动图秀→tRcjuFC 看完整组图,小编已经get流泪新技能[泪]
[# # actress famous tear jerker of female stars fancy tears left left left a large number of moving picture tRcjuFC see complete picture, small make up have get new skillstears shed tears]

新浪娱乐

史上第一最最搞:
    这才是满满的套路啊![笑cry] tRcjUe .
[This is the full routines! [laughing cry] tRcjUe.]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

重庆这些事:
    #重庆这些事#知子莫若父母 年前乔任梁妈妈仅凭借一句话就发现不对劲!惋惜!看得泪崩 送别乔任梁追思会于今天上午点在上海龙华殡仪馆举行,乔任梁生前好友李易峰、井柏然、付辛博、陈乔恩、薛之谦、张一山、赵丽颖、潘玮柏,袁弘等进入追悼会现场 送别乔任梁 Kimi一路走好[蜡烛] tRcjbvWO
[# # to know these things chongqing kimi mom knows best parents years ago found that something was wrong with words alone! Sorry! See the tears fall Farewell Kimi memorial service was held in point this morning in Shanghai longhua funeral home, Kimi close friend li yi feng, jingboran, xinbo fu, absent so winning qiao en, memory, yishan zhang, li-ying zhao, pan wilber, Justin, etc into the memorial site seeing Kimi Kimi all the way walk good tRcjbvWO [candle]]

有什么活动、商家合作宣传请私信加QQ: 或者 VX:或者微博私信。 谢谢!电话 朋友圈:chongqingzheixieshi

冷笑话精选:
    据说男生都喜欢这样的妹纸!一只超爱撒娇求抚摸的小鹦鹉,可爱!tRcjUARZ
[It is said that boys like girls! A little love playing and caressing the parrot, cute! tRcjUARZ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小段子:
    当动物们都胖成球......终于找到完整系列,卧槽,太魔性了,视频较长,建议先马再看。。。[笑cry] tRcjxNW .
[When the animals are fat into a ball... Finally found a complete series, oh my god, too ones, the video is longer, suggest first horse again see... [laughing cry] tRcjxNW.]

只为让你们开心

公独长老:
    天蝎的小忧伤
[Scorpios little sad]

一个号称贫僧的心如止水的漫画家,梦想带着粉丝一起脱单。 公主号:zhanglao

极品爆料王:
    不作死就不会死,俩#妹纸#试吃挑战全世界最辣的死神辣椒,才咬了一小口就成了大悲剧,感觉等她们上厕所的时候才是真正的绝望[拜拜]tRcjUZe
[Do not fault will not die, both # # girl try to challenge the god of death the worlds hottest chili, bite a small mouth is a great tragedy, and felt when they go to the toilet is the real [bynum] tRcjUZe despair]

你开心就好

谢梦Tse:
    允许我剧透中途开个小差[笑cry][笑cry]小林&小谢
[Allow me to reveal the plot halfway open an uninteresting facts [laugh cry] [laugh cry] Lin & xiaoxie]

昕薇专署模特 北京国际车展冠军 经纪人董宇 淘宝店 shop.taobao

张玉霞律师:
    本想一条一条驳斥那个女当事人小号。因为毫无逻辑,垃圾人理论,我弱我有理~但是我偏不~我不会送给她这个寻找存在感的机会[嘻嘻]鄙视恶人的方法不是跟她吵吵赢她亦或是跟她一样穷凶极恶~而是让她想要贪图的东西最终啥也拿不到,只能在自行车上哭[哈哈](可怜的自行车我找谁招惹了……)PS:图文无关
[Wanted to reject the female party a a trumpet. Theory because there is no logic, the garbage man, I am weak I right ~ but I partial dont ~ I will not give her the opportunity of looking for presence (hee hee) contempt for the way of the wicked is not win her with her or like her ~ but let her want to covet things badly in the end what also cant get, can only cry in his bicycle (ha ha) (poor bike I find who provoked...) PS graphic has nothing to do]

小张律师。无风仍脉脉,不雨亦潇潇。手机:(限短信)

治愈系心理学:
    检验人是否相爱的唯一方法,就是分开;分开以后,如果难受如果思念,那就是真爱。而真爱一定会让两个人,再次相遇。 --《前任攻略》
[The only way to test whether or not people love each other, is to separate; Separately, if uncomfortable if you miss, its true love. But true love will make two people, meet again. - the former strategy]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

宋小宝纯行货:
    生命是脆弱的,到此刻为止还是不敢相信,这一切是真的,只愿哥哥一路走好🙏🙏🙏
[生命是脆弱的,到此刻为止还是不敢相信,这一切是真的,只愿哥哥一路走好🙏🙏🙏]

吉林省辉南县、本山弟子,本山快乐营小宋、辽台春晚(相亲)

神店通缉令:
    这是一个重感情女子和一个很理智男子的情侣故事,却有些逗的不行[笑cry]tRcjUPrZ
[This is a heavy sentiment woman and a very sensible man lovers story, but some make no [laugh cry] tRcjUPrZ]

微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了

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