2016年9月24日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    这对岁的青梅竹马因为一些原因被迫分开,时隔个月,麻麻们知道他们各自想念彼此,在孩子不知道的情况下安排了两人见面,画面好暖![爱你] tRcHDYB
[The age of childhood friends for some reason was forced to separate, after months of hemp that know their respective miss each other, in the case of a child does not know arranged two people meet, good warm picture! Love you [] tRcHDYB]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

回忆专用小马甲:
    谢谢大家啊,谢谢了[泪]
[Thank you, thank you [] of tears]

《愿无岁月可回头》

林俊杰:
    帶我老爸出來郊外走走!its Dad-day! tRcQhul
[With my father, and from outside for a walk! Its Dad - day! tRcQhul]

我是音乐狂人,生活追求者,艺术梦想家

林更新:
    吃过吗?
[Have eaten?]

帅裂苍穹 经纪人郝晓楠:lgxworkemail@

福原愛AiFukuhara:
    谢谢网红美女日本发布会 台湾发布会都为了我们忙东忙西真的辛苦啦[心][心][心]
现在变成我变成你的亲妹[鲜花]
你是我的骄傲的亲姐哦[色][爱你][鲜花]

[Thank you red net beauty conference in Japan Taiwan conference are busy busy east west really hard for us [heart] [heart] [heart] < br > now I am become your own sister [flowers] < br > you is the pride of my elder sister oh [color] [love] you [flowers]]

Gemma李璐:
    全世界都可以骂我 但你们不行
因为大家都以为我要仿的是昆凌
没错 在正确的化妆顺序下 我是在仿她
但同时她的老公也在后半段等着你
就是那个别人碰一下都觉得是抢的杰伦小公举[害羞]tRcQPqXR(使用 #秒拍# 录制)

[The whole world can scold me But you are not < br > because everyone thought I want to copy the kun ling < br > yes makeup in the right order I am in imitation of her < br > but at the same time, her husband is waiting for you in the second half of the < br > is that other people touch feels is grab jay small public election [shy] tRcQPqXR (with # recorded using # seconds)]

微博时尚达人

GEM鄧紫棋:
    快樂不在環境,在於心境❤️
[Happiness is not in the environment, is the state of mind ❤ ️]

羅馬書「不要自己伸冤,寧可讓步,聽憑主怒。」

田喜碧Hebe:
    我跟瘋扇都斜斜的,因為我們不好意思太正。
怕廣州的朋友會承受不了!😌

晚上演唱會見!✨

#自信就很正##田馥甄「如果•IF」巡迴演唱會##田馥甄如果演唱会PLUS##哪來的自信?#

[Im crazy fan oblique, because we are sorry too. < br > friend will not afraid of guangzhou! 😌

晚上演唱会见! ✨ < br > < br > you very is # # # confidence Tian Fu zhen IF, IF concert tour # # Tian Fu zhen IF concert PLUS# # which come of confidence? #]


節制的人生

Happy张江:
    卧槽!!大写的流弊,大神#DIY阑尾炎手术#全过程,莫名触中笑点,蜜汁可爱[偷笑]tRcQvfUc
[Oh my god!!!!! Capital of abuses, a great god # # DIY appendicitis operation process, to express the punchline in touch, honey sweet tRcQvfUc [laughing]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

思想聚焦:
    努力,不是为了要感动谁,也不是要做给哪个人看,而是要让自己随时有能力跳出自己厌恶的圈子,并拥有选择的权利,用自己喜欢的方式过一生。
[Efforts, who not to move, nor to do show which person, but to allow your circle has the ability to jump out of his disgust at any time, and have the right to choose, use their lives in their own way.]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

这里是美国:
    客人走后,酒店床单会换吗?记者用紫外线笔进行了小调查,结果。。。[拜拜]tRcbiLE
[After the guests left, hotel bed sheets will change? Reporter with uv pen a little investigation, the result... [bynum] tRcbiLE]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

我的前任是个极品:
    #品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

人民日报:
    【一言不合就消失!法国“最任性公路”一天只出现两次】在法国,有一条连接着海湾和岛的公路。由于涨潮,你每天只有两次机会通过,其余时间它都隐藏在米深的海面下。该公路长约.公里,看上很美,但还是充满了危险。如果不尽快通行,就可能被海水困住。tRcYoeq @CCTVNEWS
[【 a word doesnt disappear! France most capricious road appears only twice a day 】 in France, there is a connection with the gulf and island road. Due to the high tide, you only opportunity through twice a day, the rest of the time it is hidden in meters deep below the surface. Jn. Kilometers long, the road after is very beautiful, but still full of danger. If not pass as soon as possible, there may be trapped by the sea. TRcYoeq @ CCTVNEWS]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

一只鸡腿子:
    #撕鸡大战#大家好!!!我在陆家嘴!!!(来自tRcQvz)APP下载地址:tRtoaHk
[# # to tear chicken war everyone!!!!!! I in lujiazui!!!!! (from tRcQvz) APP download address tRtoaHk]

性情暴躁,为人肛裂。微信公众号:yzjtz,联系助理QQ:

噗嗤大叔:
    离太闲的人远点
[Stay away from too idle people]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

共青团中央:
    【向战斗在一线的缉毒警察致敬!】现实中的缉毒警察围捕毒贩,场景堪比电影。瞬间你会理解为什么有一线民警说“不会原谅任何吸毒复出的明星。‘’谁给死去的缉毒警一个重生的机会,谁给他的孩子一个新爸爸?”[泪]@一手Video tRcWNb
[【 salute to fight in the first-line drug police!] Real-life narcotics police rounded up drug traffickers, scene comparable film. Instantly you will understand why there is a line of police say wont forgive any drug return star. who is dead antidrug police a rebirth opportunity, who give his children a new father? [] tears @ Video tRcWNb]

金浩森:
    给大家签名,手快断了。(来自tRcQvtoi)APP下载地址:tRtoaHk
[To the signature, the load is broken. (from tRcQvtoi) APP download address tRtoaHk]

商务合作微信 表明合作 约片微信 表明约拍。

警察蜀黍:
    [挖鼻]我的毕生功力都在这两张里了#带着微博去如皋#
[[one nose] my lifelong capability are in the the two # # with weibo to rugao]

来嘛英雄,猜猜我是谁? 也可关注微信号:jnpopo

福原愛AiFukuhara:
    谢谢干爸爸干妈妈请我们吃超好吃的午餐[色][心]
吃的很开心[太开心][音乐]@江宏傑ChiangHungchieh

[Thank you doing dad mom please we eat the delicious lunch [color] [heart] < br > eat very pleased [quite happy] [music] @ Jiang Hongjie ChiangHungchieh]

韩国me2day:
    【naverblog】长腿南朋友#南柱赫# 的日常~告诉我吃什么能长出这么美的大长腿吧![可怜](cr.logo)
[Long legs naverblog 】 【 south friends south column h # # everyday ~ tell me what to eat can grow so big beautiful long legs! [poor] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

我的前任是极品:
    单身的时候买哪些东西可以提高幸福感以及生活质量?
[Single buy what can improve well-being and quality of life?]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

亭林镇工作室:
    一个用灵魂演绎的coser 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[A soul with deductive coser ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

韩寒和他的小伙伴们 …

波杰克马男:
    安全感全来自于吃得饱有钱花,和谁都没关系。
[Security from all eat satisfied have money to spend, and it doesnt matter who.]

我不想做人了

包纸包纸肉肉:
    刚刚谁说要出轨来着?给我站出来![doge]
[Who has just said to cheat? Give me stand up! [doge]]

一个树洞 ins:pinkpinkbao

董晴:
    我正在#一直播#直播,最好玩、最有趣的人都在这里直播,快来一起嗨!(来自tRcQvoP)APP下载地址:tRtoaHk
[I am # # a live broadcast, the most fun and interesting people live here, come on together hi! (from tRcQvoP) APP download address tRtoaHk]

绝不妥协额外的不快乐 我坚持我要的阳光!!

天天美食推荐:
    【水煮牛肉】有了这道水煮牛肉,看得直流口水,再来个西红柿炒鸡蛋更美味,保证多吃一锅饭,喜欢的收走! [馋嘴]tRcQPxtS
[】 【 boiled beef with this boiled beef, see more mouth water, a scrambled egg with tomato is more delicious, assure to eat a pot of rice, like to take it! [available] tRcQPxtS]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!加关注吧!

我和baby的日常:
    爱是想触碰却又收回的手[喵喵]tRcQvGxM
[Love is to want to touch the but again back hand [meow] tRcQvGxM]

不定期更新母婴知识,教育及留学讯资讯,关注我会怀孕哒(,,• ₃ •,,)

我是种草囤货菌:
    Ruby Rose在MV《Break Free》中剪去长发脱去高跟,穿上西装叼起香烟,化上男妆,帅到惊叹! [酷]话说,这么能遮瑕的遮瑕膏哪里可以买到?[微笑]
tRqwSjkp

[Ruby Rose in the MV Break Free cut off long hair off with high heels, wear a suit with a cigarette, male makeup on, handsome to amazing! [cool] words, so that can block defect concealer where to buy? [smiles] < br > tRqwSjkp]

我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ:

内涵大婊哥:
    DIY阑尾炎手术全过程!要是真像你这样做手术,我宁可疼死……[笑cry] tRcHLUbF
[DIY appendicitis operation process! If really like you do surgery, I would rather painful death... [laughing cry] tRcHLUbF]

一个萌萌的制图匠,喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图!~(●˙▿˙●)

搭配师林欣:
    告诉我这是你们的梦想吗 [心]
[Tell me this is your dream [heart]]

你身边的女装搭配师

知书少年:
    一个妓 女的本分:站街年,等一个永远等不到的嫖. 客
[A prostitute woman duty stand in street, such as a fuck never etc.]

追风少年

全球影视指南:
    【年度荒诞电影《瑞士军刀男》出中字资源了!!】“哈利波特”丹尼尔·雷德克里夫、保罗·达诺主演,影片讲述了一个超级脑洞的故事。在荒岛上,一个男人和一具尸体上演了一段“基情”满满的冒险与恶搞之旅。豆瓣评分.,B站:tRcYkKW
[The annual absurdist film Swiss army knife male in the word resources!!] Harry potter Daniel Radcliffe, starring Paul dano, the film tells the story of a super imagination. On the lonely island, a man and a corpse staged a gay love full of adventure and fun trip. Douban., B station tRcYkKW]

不在看电影,就在看电影的路上!推荐你看的都是好电影,拒接烂片! 关注后私信直接获得高清链接!你懂的!

俊平大魔王:
    你们说,撑大的毛孔真的能缩回去呢?你们为了毛孔都折腾过哪些方法 ?[思考] (配图略娘别笑)
[You say, enlarged pores really can back? You to the pores are with what method? [thinking] (illustrated slightly niang dont laugh)]

天猫店:httpsjunping.tmall c店:fac.taobao

潮人生活:
    【身边的保洁大叔原来这么帅!】岁的山东大叔殷茂柏是杭州某公司的保洁员,他每天点半起床扫地、捡烟头、运垃圾……来杭州两年,他说自己很喜欢杭州,但明年月将要离开,舍不得。同事帮他拍了“变装秀”留念,优雅、绅士、阳光……不分年龄和职业,每个努力的人都值得尊重![心]
[【 side of cleaning uncle originally so handsome! Uncle, shandong YanMaoBai of cleaner is a hangzhou company, he gets up at half past sweeping the floor, pick up cigarette butts, garbage... To hangzhou for two years, he said he likes to hangzhou, but will leave next month, loathe to give up. Colleagues help he took a drag show as a souvenir, elegant, gentlemen, sunshine... Regardless of age, and occupation, every effort deserves respect! [heart]]

我是小丽,我是生活潮人,潮人生活,潮人生活范,每日分享潮人潮事潮流生活。

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