2016年9月29日星期四

Professional search all sorts of funny, entertainment, a parody of weibo, QQ contribute cooperation

内裤都笑松了:
    水族馆放水清扫,海狮何去何从[笑cry] tRcbWD
[The aquarium water cleaning, and sea lions go [laugh cry] tRcbWD]

专业搜索各种搞笑,娱乐,恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

美容健康贴士:
    [爱你]“从你的全世界路过,把全盛的爱都活过。”电影里,正年轻的Ta们,在偌大山城颠沛流离、寻觅漂泊,究竟是怎样的爱,才能说出“在终点等你的是我”? tRcuL
[[love] you from your passing over the world, the prime love lived. Movie, Ta is young, in a large mountain drift from place to place, looking for wandering, what is love, can say I is waiting for you at the end of the? tRcuL]

跟大家分享各种美容,美体,健康生活的小百科,投稿合作QQ

可爱宠物中心:
    这个猫宝宝为了得到铲屎官的注意,卖萌撒娇最后连威胁都用上了……你理理宝宝嘛[悲伤]
[The baby cats excrement officers attention in order to get a shovel, show MOE in pettish finally using threats... Your baby LiLi [sad]]

这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

我和渣男的狗血经历:
    能集中注意力看完的都是大神,Mikhail Sadovnikov创作的神奇催眠视频,创意君看了分钟就困得不行了···[困]tRGijKa
[Can concentrate watching is a great god, Mikhail Sadovnikov magic hypnosis video creation, creativity in jun saw minutes sleepy now... [trapped] tRGijKa]

你又在看我微博。合作QQ

病房:
    你怎么还不睡,我也是。 tzHrBX
[Why dont you sleep, me too. tzHrBX]

一生只够爱一个人

是女生就要这样屌:
    原来长得好看的人都喜欢熬夜啊
[The original good-looking people like to stay up late]

真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q

BunBunBunBunBunny:
    #每天一勺王尔德牌砒霜# "你开始企图改造我了。改造任何人都是件危险的事。"越是亲密,越要记住这一点。
[# # a spoonful of Oscar Wilde card every day arsenic reconstruction of you start trying to me. Everyone is a dangerous thing. The more intimate, more want to keep that in mind.]

经常打错字。看书app是kindle。不会回答任何私人问题。谢绝任何形式未经许可转载。私人博,常删文。Keep calm and carry on

暴牙三叔:
    是谁打翻了我的鸡汤,卧槽,看完这些满是负能量的段子,整个人都精神了![doge]
[Who knocked over my chicken soup, oh my god, read these jokes, full of negative energy in the spirit of all! [doge]]

我羡慕我有一口好牙

电影小咖:
    安利部IMDB历年最受网友欢迎的高分电影 个个都值得看上一看!
[Amway IMDB calendar year is the most popular online high score films all worth look a look!]

你又来找电影看。合作+Q.Q

一只女神:
    据说你太喜欢一个人 ,就算你能忍住不找他,但却没办法在他找你的时候不回复,外貌决定有没有可能在一起; 性格决定适不适合在一起 ;物质决定能不能稳定的在一起; 信任决定能不能长久的在一起。从你的全世界路过,人与人之间没有谁离不开谁,只有谁不珍惜谁;一个转身,二个世界。
[It is said that you love a person, even if you can endure not looking for him, but no way when he was looking for you reply, not appearance, but is it possible that the decision together; Character is not suitable for together; Material decision can stable together; Can trust decision together for a long time. From your past, all over the world between people have no who cannot leave the who, only who do not cherish the who; A turn round, two of the world.]

微博知名段子手 原创博主

田原:
    想给齐神买一辈子的咖啡冻。
[Want to buy a lifetime of frozen coffee to his god.]

cosmictt 年的白羊A,素食。导演、创作歌手、演员。

大脑切片:
    看到一句话:我最讨厌的一种人就是擅长阿谀奉承精通花言巧语的人,因为跟他们呆在一起会显得自己很不懂做人。
[See a words I hate the one who is good at flattery is proficient in rhetoric, because together with them will appear himself very dont understand life.]

从伦敦到马德里。

搞笑图片会:
    如何画一只可爱的狗~好流弊
[How to draw a lovely dog ~ good evils]

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林斌_Bin:
    一小时亿
[An hour million]

小米科技联合创始人,总裁。

我的女友爱囤货:
    某宝上有什么便宜又好吃的零食?
[On a treasure what is cheap and delicious snacks?]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗?💄公 众 号IDthj

magami:
    字幕组成员被抓这事儿……虽然现在已经进入了正版时代确实该鼓励正版啦,但是字幕组好歹是在无缘正版的时代一路把这个圈子扩大的存在之一,而且他们的理念中心是“推广”而不是“盗版”。不认识的人出事大概也不会有啥感触,不过我觉得这种时候还幸灾乐祸的话就确实有点太过分了……
[Subtitle group caught this thing... Although now has entered the legal age does this encourage legitimate, but somehow subtitle group is in no legal age all the way to expand the circle of the existence of one of their ideas and center is promoting rather than piracy. People dont know the accident probably wont have what feeling, but I think this time also glee is indeed a bit too far...]

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董路:
    #老董小视频#等待欧冠,随便唱一首老歌,其实,哥唱的不是歌,是一份安宁…[污] tRcBgJs .
[# # old tung small video to wait for the champions league, just sing a song, in fact, the elder brother not sing the song, it is a quiet... [pollution] tRcBgJs.]

“微熏”品牌创始人

朴社长夫人:
    #金有谦HitTheStage# 韩网热评。
岁开始舞蹈其实并不算很小的年纪了,现在也不过是个刚满岁 台上霸气 台下小奶音哼哼的小宝宝。宝宝真的太努力了。太热爱舞蹈了。今天一位了 哥哥们再也不用憋着赞美你了!!全世界都来看吧!!!!!!tRcBop

[Simplicity # gold have modest HitTheStage# Korea net. Started dancing at the age of < br > it is not a very young age, but also is a just now with age On the domineering From the small milk hum of the baby. The baby was really too hard. Too love dance. Today a Brothers dont have to suppress the praise you!! All over the world to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tRcBop]

youre my star❤️你是我的猩❤️넌 나의 별이다.

但斌:
    望房兴叹:二十多年过去啦😄
[望房兴叹:二十多年过去啦😄]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

Houson猴姆:
    美哟~Emily Blunt与主演新片《火车上的女孩》作者Paula Hawkins登上《好莱坞报道者》全新封面及写真美图大赏!下周五北美上映哦~~[鼓掌][太开心]
[Beautiful yo ~ Emily Blunt and starring film the girl on the train author Paula Hawkins boarded the Hollywood reporter new cover and photo temptation is great reward! North American theaters next Friday oh ~ ~ [applause.] [quite happy]]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

SGT_SONG:
    【震撼!泪奔!新疆公安民警与暴徒枪战现场曝光[泪]】视频中是近十年来新疆部分反恐战斗现场以及英雄壮烈牺牲的画面......此刻,无语凝噎,致敬英雄![蜡烛] tRcLkKu
[【 weep shock!! Police in xinjiang and the mob gun battle field exposure [tears]] in the video is part of xinjiang anti-terrorism combat scene for nearly a decade and heroic sacrifice from the picture... At the moment, just cry, salute heroes! [candle] tRcLkKu]

非知名军博,玻璃心勿关注,每天发布特种部队射击战术军事防务武器装备地区冲突等;骑士探游俱乐部提供海外射击、狩猎、高海拔探险等深度游服务。

性感玉米:
    讲道理我挺震惊的………
[Reason I was shocked.........]

卖电脑的,jjboom

越剧吴凤花:
    大喜大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。没有一个足够宽容的心,就看不到一个春光明媚的世界。
[See ourselves like earlier, and see friends. Not a sufficient tolerance heart, cant see a beautiful spring scenery of the world.]

来年陌上花开,邀君同赏,漫野春花到荼蘼

囧纳森V:
    在奥巴马总统对国会允许遇难者家属起诉沙特阿拉伯政府的法案行使了否决权后,美国国会参议院今天以票对票的表决结果推翻了该项否决。
[President barack Obama to congress allows the relatives of the victims to prosecute exercised his veto Saudi Arabia government bill, after the U.S. senate to votes to vote today overturned the veto.]

五代目 🙄

Silk_River_Research:
    【纽时:文树德,用中医解读中国崛起的西方学者】

年的一天,文树德(Paul U. Unschuld)位于慕尼黑的公寓的门铃响了。他打开门,看到了一名年轻男子。对方用简洁的英语说:“嗨,我是詹姆斯·奎因(James Quinn),CIA(美国中央情报局)。和我说说针灸的军事用途吧。”

[【 as Paul Unschuld, with the interpretation of traditional Chinese medicine the western scholars of Chinas rise 】 < br > < br > one day of the year, Paul Unschuld (Paul U. Unschuld) the apartment is located in Munich the doorbell rang. He opened the door and saw a young man. Each other in simple English, said hi, Im James Quinn (James Quinn), the CIA (CIA). And I talk about acupuncture and moxibustion for military purposes.]

经济学人,博士. 前 花旗投研全球数量研究部 (Director @ GQR, Citi Investment Research)

几米漫画情:
    因为你自卑,所以你自尊心强,所以你多疑敏感,所以你缺乏安全感,所以你控制欲强,所以你占有欲强,所以你的小心思很多,所以你的烦恼也不少。
[Inferiority because of you, so you strong self-respect, so you more sensitive, so you lack of security, so you control is strong, so you possessive, so your little mind a lot, so you many troubles, too.]

迷宫般的城市,让人习惯看相同的景物,走相同的路线,到相同的目的地;习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ:

茶茶_29980円:
    今天是「英雄傳說 碧之軌跡」發售週年紀念日,沒想到已經週年了。當時在PSP玩的時候各種臥槽呢,這也是個人比較喜歡的一作[心]。現在手頭上沒什麼壁紙,就拿EVO的來代替了。五週年快樂~!
[Today is the legend of heroes Trajectory of garden anniversary sale, have never thought have anniversary. When playing in the PSP when various lie groove, personally, it is also like a [heart]. Now at hand no wallpaper, take the EVO instead. The fifth anniversary of happy ~!]

茶茶:喜歡日劇 | AAA | 索粉 | RPG | FALCOM | 花癡 | 腹黑 |

神奇的美帝:
    【来自一只鸡的奏鸣曲】看似是在啄米,其实内心深处住着一个艺术家[好得意](GoProYouTube) tRcBOoo .
[Appears to be from a chicken sonata 】 【 in peck rice, lived deep in the heart actually an artistvery satisfied tRcBOoo (GoProYouTube).]

在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多,但憋不住也会报报别国的内容!奋斗!>_<

一句话一段情一生守候:
    生活就像这只鸭子,表面都从容淡定,其实水底下在拼命的划水,想要过好生活,就要拼命划。否则,当父母需要你时,除了泪水,一无所有;当孩子需要你时,除了惭愧,一无所有;当自己回首过去,除了蹉跎,一无所有。别在最能吃苦的时候选择了安逸!
[Life is like the duck, the surface is calm calm, in fact the water in the elements, and want to live a good life, will be hard. Otherwise, when parents need you, in addition to tears, nothing at all; When children need you, in addition to shame, having nothing; When I look back on the past, in addition to waste, not at all. Dont chose at ease when most can bear!]

有没有那么一句话,会让你突然想起我?

容欣格格smile:
    还是没有想到圆谎对策[生病]拉麦姥爷陪我去拍星空了……没有拍到想要的效果~~明天继续[互相膜拜]晚安
[Still not think countermeasures lie well [ill] lamech grandpa accompany me to make another sky... Without the desired effect ~ ~ tomorrow continue to worship each other good night]

🐶:我叫可爱麦是这个家的主人~下面介绍我的宠物👉🐱:我叫马小静~是这个家的女皇👑 👧🏻:我是这个家捡💩的+铲💩的ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

陈光武律师:
    将于月日生效的新《律师事务所管理办法》,新增了对放任律师采取煽动、教唆和组织当事人或者其他人员到司法机关或者其他国家机关静坐、举牌、打横幅、喊口号、声援、围观等扰乱公共秩序、危害公共安全的非法手段,聚众滋事,制造影响,向有关部门施加压力;以串联组团、联署签名、发表公开信、组织
[Will become effective on the date of the new law firm management method, added to let the lawyer to incite, instigated and party organizations or other personnel to the judicial organ or other state organs sit-ins, raising, make banners and shouted slogans, solidarity, and onlookers to disrupt public order, endangering public security illegal means, the mob, manufacturing, pressure to the relevant authorities; With series group, signed signature, published an open letter, organization]

直言扶真理 正气驱邪恶 法律是失望的人们最后的防护网,律师不应让他们再次失望......

WE_GOT7中文站:
    #GOT##TURBULENCE# 大神更新饭绘【cr.abimabima】
[# # GOT# TURBULENCE# great god update rice draw [cr. Abimabima]]

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懒人减肥宝典:
    天快速减腿练习!每周建议练习次以上,一次个循环,告别大象腿、肌肉腿,萝卜腿!tRtZTy
[Day fast cut leg exercises! Recommended practice more than once a week, once a cycle, say goodbye to the elephant leg, the leg muscles, turnip leg! tRtZTy]

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身高体重160:
    跟他们一起见证彼此最重要的时刻 听他们讲述岁那些年潍坊足校的故事 听他们回忆体育中心的八号宿舍楼 眼睛里泛的泪光是因为嘻嘻哈哈还是因为不舍
[The most important moment of witness with them each other Listened to their tales about old stories in weifang distraction Listen to their memories dormitory building of sports center Eyes suffused with tears because xi xi ha ha or because they dont give up]

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