史上最会瞎扯的翻译！！！
福原爱接受英国记者采访
找不到翻译 临时请一位美国裁判帮忙
结果这位美国裁判只学过四个月中文
你们听听这个采访有多热闹[笑cry][笑cry]
tRcBpi
[Historys most will translate humbug!!!!!! < br > ai fukuhara having an interview with a British journalist < br > cant find the translation Temporary please an American help < br > the result the United States referee only learned four months Chinese < br > do you listen to the interview how busy [laugh cry] [laugh cry] < br > tRcBpi]
在靠近我之前你要想清楚 除了长相 我可能什么都没有
鬼鬼吴映洁：韓國第一次出道 謝謝show champion 希望大家會喜歡SUGAR RUSH 🍭請大家多多指教 明天還有Mcountdown喔 記得要看喔！
한국에서 첫 데뷔 무대를 가졌어요 Show Champion 고마워요~ sugar rush 🍭많이 사랑해주세요! 내일 Mcountdown도 있는거 아시죠? 꼭 시청해주세요！
#鬼鬼吴映洁GEMMA#
每個人都會經過學走路的時候 總是需要一些時間學會走路... 所屬公司：CJ E&M 有需要請找joannachiao@gmail (Joanna)
GEM鄧紫棋：我在曼谷～出國工作的好處之一就是，吃！我愛泰國菜❤️❤️❤️
[I work in Bangkok to go abroad, is one of the benefits of eating! I love Thai food ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️]
羅馬書「不要自己伸冤，寧可讓步，聽憑主怒。」
蔡依林：阿～兔子巾 ！捨不得破壞這浪漫的巧思啊
[O ~ rabbit towel! To destroy this romantic think of opportunely]
LEO它爹：上次没做好的飞船抱枕掌柜的已经赔给我了[挖鼻]
想要吗？
一共十个，明晚八点开奖[噢耶]
转发即可……祝大家十一快乐[转发][转发][转发]
[Last time didnt do the pillow manned spacecraft has to compensate for me [dig nose] < br > want it? < br > a total of ten, tomorrow night at eight o clock (oh yeah) < br > forwarding can be... Forward forward I wish you all a happy [] [] [transfer]]
两对老夫少妻的逗比日常……
同学你该吃药了：泰国的一只哈士奇Yuris一不小心胖成了哈士球，哈哈哈哈全程智障脸，分明就是这个表情的原型～[二哈][二哈][二哈] tRtgJujo
[In Thailand a husky Yuris carelessly become fat, ball, ha ha ha ha all the disabled face, clear is the expression of the prototype ~ [,] [two ha] [two ha] tRtgJujo]
歪腰歪腰。
思想聚焦：你才二十多岁，就开始担心自己输不起！
[You is only years old, began to worry about cant afford to lose!]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
全球热门搜罗：这一条微博有毒，假如你说的口头禅都是真的，卧槽，笑死我了哈哈哈。。。[笑cry] tRcCrOL
[This a tweet is toxic, the pet phrase of if you say is true, oh my god, laugh die me ha ha ha... [laughing cry] tRcCrOL]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
王皓乒乓：机场只有这些了已经很不容易了我喝水
[Airport only have these already very not easy I drink water]
工作事宜请联系经纪人！
德卡先生的信箱：那天看完《从你的全世界路过》的首映场才明白，费尽心力要展现全世界的张嘉佳是要试图告诉我们：我们每个人都爱过一个茅十八，错过一个猪头，最后发现自己其实才是陈末。
[Day watching the from your passing around the world premiere of just understand, made efforts to show the world jia-jia zhang is trying to tell us we all loved a MAO , miss a pig head, finally found himself is actually at the end of the Chen.]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画
邱贻可乒乓：四川队能有今天的成绩，离不开我们这个团队每个人的付出，还有广大球迷的支持 希望大家继续支持我们四川队 因为我们的梦想一直在[哈哈][威武]这才是梦想的开始 还需要更加努力和学习！雄起！
[Sichuan team can have todays achievement, cannot leave our team everyones pay, and the broad masses of fans support Sichuan team hope you continue to support us Because our dreams have been [ha ha] [power] this is the beginning of the dream Also need to work harder and learn! Tiger!]
挑款师：韩国岁的漫画家金在韩，颜正腿长，还是位十足的女儿控！会把跟女儿相处的日常创作成有爱的漫画~ 理想中的孩子他爹啊[二哈]
[Gold in Korea, South Korea, animators YanZheng long legs, or a complete daughter control! Daily writing to with his daughter as a love cartoons ~ ideal child his dad... [two ha]]
这里是你的私人挑款师，关注这里，分享美丽，留住快乐！
思想聚焦：今年是你一个人的第几年了？一个人吃饭、搬家、生病……都说一个人也要活得像支队伍，可是提起远方的家却都忍不住泪崩，如果想家了，就回家吧。#电影捉迷藏#，一部关于家的电影。 tRcHq
[This is a person how many years have you been? A people eat, move, sick... All say a person to also want to live like a team, but filed away home but couldnt help the tears fall, if you want to home, just go home. Tag # # films, a film about home. tRcHq]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
Happy张江：哈哈哈哈笑哭了，这真是人生中最尴尬的时刻！每一张都#尴尬#的上天[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha laugh cry, this is most embarrassing moment in our life!!!!!!! # # embarrassed each god [laugh cry]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
全球奇闻趣事：这就是为什么我想做坏人的原因...不能在形象[摊手]
[This is why I want to do bad... Cant image [stand hand]]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
LOL英雄那点事：这位玩游戏的大哥拿出打火机的那一刻，我简直惊呆了！[哆啦A梦吃惊][笑cry]
[The eldest brother of playing a game out of the lighter at that moment, I was shocked! [doraemon surprised] [laugh cry]]
无英雄不联盟，自觉和泉水开~资深英雄联盟控一枚！我不入坑谁入坑，一坑坑四海！欢迎来稿。。。
大鹏董成鹏：祝我大吉林皇家建筑工程学院周岁生日快乐！ tRcrkx .
[I wish I jilin Royal Academy of engineering birthday happy! TRcrkx.]
工作邀约请联络@菜花caulicai
噗嗤大叔：哪些细节可以体现一个人的教养
[What details can reflect a persons upbringing]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
苑子豪：最爱北京早秋的午后，穿着舒适的牛仔裤和白T，自由自在，不受约束，是我一直追寻的感觉～[可爱]
深色有型的牛仔裤，by @calvinklein Sculpted Jean。[可爱]
[Love Beijing early autumn afternoon, wearing comfortable jeans and white T, free, uninhibited, is I have been looking for feeling ~ [lovely] < br > dark stylish jeans, by @ calvinklein Sculpted Jean. [lovely]]
工作联系：workyzh@／图书 《穿越人海拥抱你》现已温暖上市
晏紫东：#识汝不识丁# 想养个宠物，不知丹阳县的各位有推荐吗？[思考]
[# # know ye not d want to keep a pet, I dont know DanYang County you have recommended? [thinking]]
美妆小技巧：目前很火的几种围巾的新系法，马走学习，马上用得上！[爱你]tRcJhboH
[Are new method of fire several kinds of scarves, horse go to study, to use right away! Love you [] tRcJhboH]
新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住：你若不美丽，内在给谁看！
这微博笑死我了：女八路贞子..这脑洞，大的可以[笑cry]tRCguem
[Female eight-way zhen son.. This imagination, big can laugh cry tRCguem]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
我的朋友是个呆B：国外一个岁的小萝莉出的化妆教程，还没开始教就已经沉迷于口红的香味无法自拔[doge]tRtH
[Abroad a makeup tutorial, the little girl out of the age of havent started teaching has been obsessed with the fragrance of lipstick cannot extricate oneself doge tRtH]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
最基腐：据说你最常用的三个表情代表着三个维度的你，你是啥[拜拜][喵喵][doge]
[It is said that you are the most commonly used three expressions representing the three dimensions of you, you is what [bynum] [meow] [doge]]
校草总攻 微信公众号boyxoboy
贴吧君：女朋友让我陪她去看《爵迹》，如何委婉的拒绝？[摊手]
[Girl friend let me accompany her to go to the jue mark, how to euphemism refused? [stand hand]]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
这个微博有点婊：没想到你是这样的郑凯[哈哈]tRcfK
[I didnt know you are such a Zheng Kai tRcfK [ha ha]]
我就是传说中的风流倜傥 玉树临风，新浪倒数第一丑--表子，粉粉们都叫我--表哥！关注下是分分钟的事(^_^)
每日一狗：耳朵还没立起来的法斗宝宝，醒着的时候喜欢哼哼唧唧的啃主人的手指，睡着了就变成了安逸的小猪崽！[哈哈]手感满分！
tRcdOqe .
[Ears baby hasnt set up the method of a pipe, like when you were awake whining on masters fingers, sleep becomes a comfortable little piglet! [ha ha] feel full marks! < br > tRcdOqe.]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
污女的种草播报：#污女播报# 有哪些百元内，口碑超好的酒值得推荐。
[# # evil female broadcast what are one hundred yuan, word of mouth is good wine is worth to recommend.]
只推荐你应该买的东西
头条新闻：#万象#【女大学生给外国小哥指路 被揽客司机骂卖国贼】西安的大二女生小赵，发现路边一个外国小哥想去机场却不认路。当小赵热心地用英语告知附近有机场大巴时，一名男子将小哥的行李放到车上，说“出租车，直接走”。小哥知道路后拿起行李道谢离开，小赵却被司机骂“卖国贼”。tRcKahI
[All # # the female college students to direct foreign brother scold by assures driver traitors] sophomore girl xiao zhao xian, found the roadside a foreign brother but dont find their way to the airport. When xiao zhao enthusiastically told in English near the airport shuttle bus, a man would be little brothers luggage in the car, said taxi directly. Thanks brother know after pick up the luggage left, xiao zhao was the driver called traitors. tRcKahI]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
秒拍：丈夫手术后失忆，谁都不记得了，当再次遇见妻子时竟然还直夸她漂亮！当听说他们已经结婚时，丈夫反应超级可爱。又温暖又感动~[心][心]#秒拍# 若人生只如初见，感动[泪]→tRcBlVC
[Husband memory loss after the surgery, who all dont remember, when to meet his wife again unexpectedly also praised her pretty straight! When heard that they have been married, her husband reaction is super cute. Warm and touching ~ [heart] [heart] # # s clap if life only such as first, touched tears - tRcBlVC]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
英国报姐：男朋友在圣诞节策划的创意求婚，在全家人的见证之下，MERRY XMAS变成了MARRY ME，超浪漫！[心] tRcBIJr
[Boyfriend propose creative planning on Christmas, under the witness of the whole family, MERRY XMAS became Mary ME, very romantic! [heart] tRcBIJr]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
猫扑：【消防队员救被困小猫】上电视了，这猫脸丢得真够大，以后怎么在猫界混啊，赶紧跑……[笑cry]tRcPFXp
[Firefighters rescue trapped kitten 】 【 on TV, the cat face is big enough, how in the world of the cat after mixing, ran... [laughing cry] tRcPFXp]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp
当时我就震惊了：电影《这个杀手不太冷》主题曲《shape of heart》，每当这个旋律响起，都会打到内心最深的地方。我所认为最深沉的爱，莫过于分开以后，我将自己，活成了你的样子。tRcHQs
[The film the killer is not too cold theme song shape of heart, whenever this melody rang, can play to the deepest place. What I think is the most deep love, is to separate after, I will be myself, the live is your appearance. tRcHQs]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
英式没品笑话百科：在健身房中，被人使用最多的器械是镜子。
——moroseoverdose
[In the gym, being the most used device is a mirror. < br > - moroseoverdose]
高级审美与百无禁忌
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