彭于晏:
今天終於見到我心目中的漢武大帝 陈宝国老師 心情太激動了 謝謝湄公河行動讓我能見到偶像[污][污][污][太开心][太开心][太开心]
[Today finally saw the HanWu emperor in my mind Bao-guo Chen teacher so excited mood Thanks the Mekong action let me can meet idol [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]
不停的翻滾! stay hungry, stay foolish.
如果有人说你脸大,就这么回他。[哈哈]
[If someone says your face is big, so back to him. [ha ha]]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin我的朋友是个呆B:
人生处处有惊喜[doge]
[Life everywhere have surprise [doge]]
其实,我是一个卖披萨的。Happy张江:
看呆了, 那些开了挂的#日本#工人![吃惊] tRcjCL
[Look for, the opened hanging # # Japanese workers! [surprised] tRcjCL]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信田喜碧Hebe:
謝謝廣州讓我的日常不平常!😘✨❤️
掰囉!👋🏻✋🏻👋🏻✋🏻✈️
#斜不勝正##亦正亦斜##田馥甄如果演唱会PLUS#
[Let me thank you guangzhou daily unusual! 😘✨❤️
掰啰! 👋🏻✋🏻👋🏻✋🏻✈️
#斜不胜正##亦正亦斜##田馥甄如果演唱会PLUS#]
節制的人生当时我就震惊了:
国外一名网友在家门口看到一只很可爱的松鼠,心血来潮给正在咀嚼的松鼠配音,这语速我给满分[笑cry]tRcwWC
[A foreign net friend at home I saw a lovely squirrel, squirrel voice acting, on a whim to chews the speech I gave out [laugh cry] tRcwWC]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜冷笑话精选:
一哥们在家门口发现一只可爱的松鼠,喂它吃东西的时候,心血来潮自己配了一段魔性旁白!实在太可爱[笑cry]tRczzf
[A the elder brothers at home found a lovely squirrel, feed it, on a whim yourself deserve a devious looking aside! Too cute tRczzf [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!神店通缉令:
简直有毒[笑cry]
[Simply toxic [laugh cry]]
微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了一只鸡腿子:
#挑战篮球传奇# 又到吃饭时间了,你们饿了么?(来自tRcOSr)APP下载地址:tRqigooA
[# # challenge basketball legend to dinner time again, are you hungry? (from tRcOSr) APP download address tRqigooA]
性情暴躁,为人肛裂。微信公众号:yzjtz,联系助理QQ:我的损友是个极品:
在成都街头,一位健忘的老人,吃完饭忘记付钱,甚至迷失了回家路,成都人的真实反应却是这样的!!暖暖暖,成都市民太赞了![good][good][good]tRcHTF
[Streets in chengdu, a forgetful old man, forget to pay for dinner, and even lost home road, chengdu peoples true response is such!!!!! Warm warm, chengdu peoples praise! [good] [good] [good] tRcHTF]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】谷大白话:
【柯南秀】苹果公司发布最新无线产品:Apple AirBag tRclfu .
[】 【 conan show Apple released the latest wireless products Apple AirBag tRclfu.]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』追风少年刘全有:
转发这个转运符,据说运气会好转
[Forwarding the transport operator, it is said that luck will get better]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。极品爆料王:
哈哈哈哈哈哈小眼 神儿也是没谁了,#猫#主子悠闲地坐着扫地机器人,巡视自己的江山!![笑cry]tRcpjv
[Small eyes ha ha ha ha ha ha # # cat claw is not who master leisurely sitting of the robot, tour own jiangshan!!!!! [laughing cry] tRcpjv]
你开心就好微博搞笑排行榜:
国庆该如何选择自己的出行旅游?再次看到这组图我又清醒了![doge]
[National Day how to choose their own travel? See this picture again Im awake! [doge]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗男神:
想象着一手捧着玫瑰、一手握着鸡腿的你!
[Imagine holding roses, hand holding a chicken leg you!]
You Only Live Once!噗嗤大叔:
你最意想不到的一笔收入是怎么来的?
[You are one of the most unexpected incomes is how to?]
做科普的。微信号:ouba草图君:
只有我一个人在看郭德纲那篇文章的时候满脑子都是郭德纲的声音吗…………
[Only I a person watching the guo degang that article is full of guo degang sound............]
一个有故事的人。我和表妹的极品事:
黑龙江大庆四中课间操,班里的灵魂舞者!小胖跳的还是挺不错的!我从头笑到了尾!顺便给你点个赞![笑cry]tRcHCeO
[Heilongjiang daqing the lesson hold, the soul of the dancer in the class! Small fat jump or pretty good! Im from beginning to end! By the way, give you some praise! [laughing cry] tRcHCeO]
走着走着,你突然被爆菊了;爆着爆着,你突然笑了.....哈哈哈!合作Q 同道大叔:
摩羯是喜欢一个人就是不说,水瓶是不怎么喜欢的话说不说都无所谓,射手是喜欢你一定要说,你不喜欢我,那就一直说,等到你真的喜欢我了,我就好好珍惜你,气死那些不说,以及不好好说的。[微笑]
[Capricorn is like a person is not to say, Aquarius is dont like the words dont say it doesnt matter, the striker is like you must say, you dont like me, it has been said, wait for you really like me, I will cherish you, grieve who dont speak, and not to say. [smiles]]
星座只是娱乐,理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me北美吐槽君:
“我很看重男方的家境,甚至觉得如果没有任何感情,嫁入有名望的家庭也可以...”
[I value the mans family circumstances, even think that if you dont have any feelings, a prestigious family can also be married...]
吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】五月天頑石:
Home, sweet home. tRcrwZt
[家,甜蜜的家。tRcrwZt]
德卡先生的信箱:
“想说的话一定要说出来,想做的事一定要赶紧做,想珍惜的人一定要握在手里别松了。”
[You want to say must say, want to do must do, want to cherish the people must grasp in the hand dont loose.]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画我的笑点又低了:
女票恶搞男友,来啊,相互伤害呀!妹子们太坏了。。[笑cry]#这个技能你没有# tRcbly
[Female spoof boyfriend, come on, hurt each other! Sister is too bad.. [laughing cry] # # the skills you dont have tRcbly]
( ﹁ ﹁ )一只笑点极低的博主,?.? ≡(▔﹏▔)≡推广合作请加qq这里是美国:
【艾玛·沃特森联合国演讲】她是赫敏,她是艾玛,她是联合国妇女署亲善大使。是什么让她内心温暖?是什么让她不可思议?又是什么让她倍感自豪?两年过去了,让我们一同见证一个小女生的蜕变。tRcYueNe @联合国
[She is Emma Watson UN speech 】 【 hermione, she is Emma, she is a goodwill ambassador for the UN womens department. What makes her heart warm? What is her incredible? What make her proud? In the past two years, let us together witness the metamorphosis of a little girl. TRcYueNe @ UN]
环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!北京人不知道的北京事儿:
北京著名儿科专家崔玉涛的新生儿护理知识集锦,超实用干货,当父母的记得收藏~也转给你身边需要的人[心][good]
[Beijing famous pediatrician Cui Yutao newborn care knowledge collection, super practical dry, when parents remember collection ~ also to people around you need [heart] [good]]
直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q张大奕eve:
这次皮衣 好穿到高潮[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[Highlight the leather to wear [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
不缺钱不缺德 以分享为准绳赚钱为目的 上新前会刷屏的小小私服缔造者$_$ 不接受任何关于错别字的批平和逾法咱们一起去旅行:
梦回西塘,谁把故事锁金秋,烟雨楼台情人惆。
[Who becomes xitang, lock the story of the autumn, misty rain Radcliffe number crunchers lover.]
游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行!Alex是大叔:
#Alex星座运势#
下周重要星象(.-.):
火星在这周将离开射手座,进入摩羯座,对于太阳、上升白羊座、金牛座、处女座、天秤座、摩羯座来说,将迎来为期一个半月的事业打拼期(虽然辛苦多,但收获更多,在这段时间多劳多得,所以调整好自己的状态)。
火星来到摩羯座会激发我们的野心,以
[Alex constellation chart # # < br > important astrological next week (. -...) < br > < br > in this week will be leaving Sagittarius, Mars in Capricorn, for the sun rises, Aries, Taurus, virgo, libra, Capricorn, will usher in a period of a month and a half enterprise struggle period (although hard, but more, work more during this time, so adjust their own state). < br > < br > Mars in Capricorn will inspire our ambition, to]
杨綋堃,公众微信astro_alex |工作邀约请邮件:alex.studio@foxmail | 我是看星星的人,遇到你真好。✨人民网:
【重大突破!癌细胞被中国医生用小苏打“饿死”了】浙大肿瘤研究所教授胡汛发现“饿死”癌细胞的新疗法:用小苏打去除肿瘤内的氢离子,可破坏乳酸根和氢离子的协同作用,快速有效杀死处于葡萄糖饥饿或缺乏的癌细胞。该疗法发表在权威杂志elife上,获国际权威认可。(新华网)tRcQXdgi
[【 breakthrough! The cancer cells by the Chinese doctors use baking soda to starve 】 professor hu xun zhejiang university cancer institute found that starve new cancer therapy hydrogen ions with baking soda to remove the tumor, can damage the synergy of lactic acid root and hydrogen ions, fast and efficient to kill cancer cells in glucose starvation or lack. The therapy is published in the authoritative magazine on elife, be recognised international authority. TRcQXdgi (xinhuanet)]
报道全球 传播中国我Hold不住了:
最近在日本很火的Duffy熊宝宝连体衣,快要萌翻我了~[爱你] 谁家的小熊跑出来啦[熊猫]
[In Japan recently very fire Duffy jumpsuits baby bear, almost of turned me to love you [] whose ran out! panda bear]
一个爱生活的吃货~洋葱日报社:
【郭德纲博文或入选中学语文课本】消息称,语文教材编委会对郭德纲的博文大为赞赏,认为其文采不输现有语文教材中的任何一篇课文,入选教材或只是时间问题。而且编委会认为这篇文章更富有时代特色,除了文学性,学生们还可以通过其学习一些撕逼技巧。目前编委会在重点研究此文是否需要全文背诵。
[【 guo degang blog or in middle school Chinese textbook 】 news that language teaching material board for praise, guo degangs blog that its literary grace not to lose any of the existing language teaching material text, selected materials, or just a matter of time. And editorial board think this article is more full of era characteristics, in addition to the literature, students can also through its fight to learn some skills. The editorial board in key research article do you need the full text to recite.]
反正我们的新闻都是假新闻。我与老公的日常:
#恋爱大作战# 男友会给自己买一千多的剃须刀,但是不愿意给我买钻戒和口红…
[# # boyfriend will buy yourself in love against more than one thousand of the razor, but is not willing to buy me a diamond ring and lipstick...]
更多夫妻趣事,尽在公棕V信:Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么?!最佳蹲坑读物:
“因为iphon和我男朋友起冲突了,我的错吗?”
[Because an clashed with my boyfriend, my fault?]
如果你有什么烦恼,请向我私信投稿,合作宣传欢迎私信^^马男波杰克Bojack:
迟早会有一个眼瞎的看上你
然后对你好得没话说
[Sooner or later there will be a blind after < br > then you have no words to you]
一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃
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