2016年9月30日星期五

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    祖国母亲还不知道,在她生日的前一天,您的园丁还在虐待您可爱的花朵。
[Mother also dont know, the day before her birthday, your lovely flower gardener still abuse you.]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

我的朋友是个呆B:
    日本一家公司推出的帽衫,前面有个兜儿,方便铲屎官们携带自己的主子。喜欢了[喵喵]
[A Japanese company launched cap unlined upper garment, the front pockets, convenient shovel excrement officers to carry their own master. Like the [meow]]

其实,我是一个卖披萨的。

思想聚焦:
    “如果你够独立,除了家人,谁都可以失去。”
[If you have enough independence, in addition to the family, who can lose.]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

宋茜:
    感谢品牌邀请![爱心]
[Thank you for brand invited! [love]]

国内经纪事务请联系经理人贾士凯:jiashikay@foxmail (仅限工作),感恩

PINKWONG:
    我知道关注我大多数是女生 所以这件事 我最后说几句这事就over了. 我的微博我还是喜欢开开心心的.
. 自己的感情要自己去维护. 当然还得看男方跟你一不一条心. 不一心自己也要保护好自己.
. 现在的社会风气不好. 太多这种事情. 而且会有人告诉你要保持自己的风度. 我可以说我保持了十个月了. 要不是对

[I know that concern me most is a girl So the matter I finally say a few words this thing is over. I prefer a happy my weibo. < br > your feelings to yourself to maintain. Of course also have to see the man is not a heart with you. Dont also want to protect yourself. < br > now society is not good. Too many this kind of thing. And someone will tell you want to keep your poise. I can say that I keep for ten months. If it werent for]

Instagram帳號PINKWONG 其他看置顶微博!

头条新闻:
    #热点#【云南特大杀人案告破 凶犯杀父母后又杀人】云南会泽特大杀人案告破。犯罪嫌疑人杨清培平时在昆明打工,月日中午回到野马村家中,晚上在向父母要钱时,与父母发生争执,将父母亲杀死后,担心罪行败露,又将邻居人杀死。tRcgSwR
[Hot # # 【 super-large homicides in yunnan The murderer killed their parents after killing 】 yunnan huize super-large homicides. Criminal suspects qing-pei Yang in kunming to work at ordinary times, date back to the wild horse village home at noon, at night when ask parents for money, arguing with parents, they killed my parents, worried about downfall, and neighbor to kill. tRcgSwR]

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福原愛AiFukuhara:
    什么!?关注我的微博的朋友们万了!?[傻眼][暈]
谢谢你们的关注和支持[害羞][心][心]
爱你们[鮮花][色][愛你][鮮花]真的非常的高兴@江宏傑ChiangHungchieh

[What! ? Pay attention to my weibo friends over! ? [been] [dizzy] < br > thank you for your attention and support [shy] [heart] [heart] < br > love you flowers] [[color] [love] you [flowers] really very happy @ Jiang Hongjie ChiangHungchieh]

张馨予:
    还有一部分,有点累[困] 晚上点一直播继续画。[作揖]
[Part of this, a little tiredsleepy in the evening take a live continue to draw. [bowing]]

猫猫的經紀人 email@qq

棋士柯洁:
    月号我的家乡发生了一件巨大的自然灾害,我人在北京,心系远在千里的家乡人民,心痛不已。遂决定月中旬在北京举办一次公益指导棋募捐活动。所得善款将全部捐献给丽水灾区人民,本人能力有限,希望以此能为家乡父老尽一份绵薄之力,具体时间地点待定。
[In my hometown for a huge natural disaster happened, I was in Beijing, peoples heart is in hometown, heartache. Hence decided to hold a public welfare in Beijing in middle directive fundraising activities. Lishui, the money will be donated to the disaster area people, my ability is limited, hope to render racing to do a, the specific time and place to be determined.]

围棋第一人 第届百灵杯世界围棋公开赛冠军 第届三星杯世界围棋大师赛冠军 第二届梦百合杯世界围棋公开赛冠军 以及若干国内冠军

袁咏仪靓靓:
    最近常常被吐糟😪衣服颜色太素🏳🏴🏁了,是!我就是喜歡素😤!!改!要改嗎?🤔🤔
[最近常常被吐糟😪衣服颜色太素🏳🏴🏁了,是! 我就是喜欢素😤!! To change! Want to change? 🤔🤔]

請把好玩、好笑的事物告訴我!謝謝! 工作聯絡 管小姐,()

papitube:
    国庆长假要到了! @张猫要练嘴皮子 带来大型旅游纪录片《十一行》,来预祝祖国母亲生日快乐!港真,看完觉得这个假期还是宅家吧……
tRcgwfil

[National Day long vacation is coming! @ a cat to practice what you bring large travel documentary , to wish the motherland mother happy birthday! Port of true, finish see think this holiday or curtilage home... < br > tRcgwfil]

有一些不太正经的视频 投稿邮箱:papitube@ 商业合作: syhz@papitube

德卡先生的信箱:
    “遥遥一望却能一眼对上的感觉一定很好”
[Well a look can against the feeling must be very good]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

复古写真馆:
    绫濑遥《原色》
[Ayase haruka primary]

公众号:号厅检票员工

噗嗤大叔:
    明天后的你们和我 [二哈]
[After tomorrow you and I ,]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

DavidBeckham:
    Im very lucky to eat in many great places around the world but what I have just experienced is true greatness... It was an honor and pleasure to spend hour with Jiro - San and see a true master at work... Thank you for the most amazing hour ... #sukiyabashijiro
[我非常幸运,在世界上许多伟大的地方吃但我刚刚经历的是真正的伟大……这是一个荣誉和荣幸与汪东城花小时——圣,看看真正的主人在工作……谢谢你的最神奇的时刻……# sukiyabashijiro]

公安部刑侦局:
    月日发生在云南省曲靖市会泽县待补镇野马村的特大杀人案,在公安部和省公安厅的指挥下,曲靖和昆明公安机关通力合作,经个小时的艰苦奋战,案件成功告破。 tRcgkc
[Month day, stay in qujing city huize county of yunnan province town horse village of homicides, under the command of the ministry of public security and provincial public security department, public security organs of qujing and kunming, after hours of hard fighting, cases successfully solved. tRcgkc]

这里是美国:
    如何用英语描述一个人的外貌,性格以及感觉?!
[How to use English to describe a persons appearance, personality and feeling? !]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

福原愛AiFukuhara:
    大家辛苦啦[鼓掌]下午继续加油哦[加油]干巴爹[拳頭]我准备你们的晚餐[愛你]先煮一点[音樂]@江宏傑ChiangHungchieh
[You hard to continue refueling oh. [applause.] afternoon [oil] sod dad [fist] Im ready for your dinner [love] you make a little [music] @ Jiang Hongjie ChiangHungchieh]

全球旅游攻略:
    首尔天夜自由行攻略旅行花费七千不到(不包括买买买哦!!!)二次来韩 总结经验分享 避免宝贝们少走冤枉路少花冤枉钱p、行前准备p、、、游玩攻略p.追星蹲点...(图文见原作者)
[Seoul day night free line strategy travel costs less than seven thousand (not including buy buy buy!!!) Secondary to sum up experience to share Avoid babies spend less money p walk to success, less prepared played strategy p. p,,,, make track for a star casing... (see photo)]

全球旅游攻略:为你推荐出行时计划,指引你最美的季节去最美的地方!遇见就关注吧~

我的女友嘴很贱:
    此刻的你
[At the moment of you]

微博颜值最高博主

新浪娱乐:
    【《湄公河》香港导演X内地大案】由@林超賢 执导,@张涵予 @彭于晏 主演的《湄公河行动》今日上映。林超贤接受小浪专访时透露这次是公安部把案件拿出来,提供了几十万的录音、视频,以及外界接触不到的绝密资料给他拍。但他坚称他拍的是纯粹的商业类型片:“不是拍主旋律的宣传片,如果拍这种的话,那
[The Mekong river Hong Kong director X major mainland directed by @ Dante lam, @ starring zhang @ peng the Mekong river action today. Dante lam is by the small waves in an interview with the ministry of public security brought out the case, provided hundreds of thousands of audio, video, and the outside world cant contact with confidential information to him. But he insists he is purely commercial types not making announcements of the main melody of, if take this, it]

新浪娱乐

一夫食堂:
    这几天运动会排练,吃点好的。
[These days games rehearsals, eat something good.]

谢绝任何有偿无偿商业广告合作,我只为自己代言。玫瑰店:yifurose.taobao

五岳散人:
    我是南北方的面都喜欢。北方面条筋道,有自己的特色,比如说羊肉汆面、茄子汆面,山陕的各种面都好;南方面条软滑,汤头、浇头精致,也很好吃😋。特殊一些的敲鱼面啥的鲜掉舌头,重庆小面让人欲罢不能。我这人幸福快乐的原因就是认准一条道理:只有差厨子,没有差菜色。发两碗我喜欢的南方面:
[I like is the face of the north and the south. Northern noodle chewiness, have their own characteristics, such as mutton cup of noodles, eggplant cup noodles, ShanShan all sorts of face are good; 南方面条软滑,汤头、浇头精致,也很好吃😋。 Special some knock on the fish what fresh off the tongue, chongqing small face to let a person cant. I this person the reason of happiness is to look for a reason only a bad cook, no bad dishes. Send two bowls of south side I like]

安心真好,绿腰生活:lvyaolife.taobao 家具木器店:wuyuesanren.taobao?儒匪窝 古董文玩店:rufeiwo.taobao

胡楚靓:
    嗨,我就是来跟看到这条微博的你 说一声晚上 八点半 记得来一趟我的微博[嘘]有一个超大惊喜[嘘][嘘][嘘]
[Hi, I just to see the posts you say at night Come at half past eight remember my weibo [SHH] have a super surprise [SHH] [SHH] [SHH]]

GIF快手 淘宝店HUCHUJING 美拍唱吧胡楚靓

全球育儿大全:
    【德国条教养规则,父母都该学学】德国人的严谨有目共睹。对德国妈妈来说:与其喊破嗓子,不如做出样子!规矩大于宠爱,身教重于言教!条德式教养规则,教出自律好孩子!
[【 Germany breeding rule, parents should learn 】 the German rigorous there for all to see. For German mother and his shout break throat, not to make! Rule is more than love, a good example is the best sermon. German type breeding rule, teach the self-discipline good boy!]

这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识,科学的养宝贝,让宝贝快乐的健康成长!

韩国me2day:
    本周#音乐银行# 一位#Infinite# ,恭喜恭喜~
[# # a # Infinite# music bank this week, congratulations ~]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

唯美式情感语录:
    首最适合在婚礼上播放的华语歌曲[心]为以后结婚备着[害羞]
[Is most suited to play at the wedding of Chinese song [heart] for later married with [shy]]

全球搜索唯美情感美句,让我们一起感受身临其中的唯美境界,每小时整点发一条微博,关注吧,每个时刻的精彩微博让你深有体会。合作QQ

领悟人生:
    大多数时候,消耗你能量的都不是工作,而是工作中遇到的人。干活本身是不累的,平衡情绪最累。—— 陈小圆儿
[Most of the time, your energy consumption is not working, but encountered in the work. The work itself is not tired, balance emotions most tired. - Chen Xiaoyuan son]

微博知名博主

腐剧天天看:
    #BL游戏# 「Room No. 」密室盖禁〇辱強制,这是两个好朋友被监禁在一起被强迫互相伤害才能活命的游戏,必须从两个选项里选择一个执行,一种是对对方肉体进行伤害,一种是对对方肉体进行侵犯,两个选项都很迷人,不是血淋淋就是啪啪啪,总而言之是个强行掰弯的游戏,非常适合直男用于性向诊断和性向开
[# # BL game Room No. the chamber lid banned forced shame, this is that two friends were imprisoned in the game is forced to hurt each other to live together, must choose an execution from the two options, one is to hurt each other body, one is to invade the body to the other party, both options are very attractive, is not a bloody spluttered pa, in a nutshell is forced to break off the bending of the game, very suitable for straight men to diagnosis for sex and sexuality]

互粉 合作 推广加 qq

Happy张江:
    大人小孩都喜欢吃的#秘制糖醋排骨#做法,看着就有食欲,国庆假期试试手[耶]
[Adult children love to eat # # secret sweet and sour spareribs, look at there is appetite, try hand [and] National Day holiday]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

土豪:
    明天开始放假,回家给父母做了几道他们经常吃的菜。平常工作忙,偶尔回家他们都是做这几样,久而久之就觉得这些是他们爱吃的,其实这些都是我爱吃的。
[The holiday starts tomorrow, home to the parents to do a few they often eat dish. Normally work busy, occasionally come home all of them are doing these things, so I feel these is that they love to eat, actually these are all I love to eat.]

虽然很有钱,但是过的很不开心

张铎:
    #凤凰时尚之选颁奖盛典#感谢网友将我们票选成为人气夫妻,我们会顺遂网友的心意继续相爱相“残”把气人夫妻进行到底[偷笑]感谢@凤凰时尚 😃
[#凤凰时尚之选颁奖盛典#感谢网友将我们票选成为人气夫妻,我们会顺遂网友的心意继续相爱相“残”把气人夫妻进行到底[偷笑]感谢@凤凰时尚 😃]

工作联系-刘红梅

飞机的坏品位:
    如果中国真的要下决心拍丧尸片 场面绝对比《釜山行》大…🚬
[If China really want to make up my mind to shoot the zombies Scene absolutely is larger than the busan line... 🚬]

只想做一名享乐主义的情色作家。

江宏傑ChiangHungchieh:
    上午訓練結束!
下午繼續加油啦[加油][加油]
@福原愛AiFukuhara [嘻嘻]

[The morning training session! < br > in the afternoon to continue to play [go] [oil] < br > @ ai fukuhara AiFukuhara (hee hee)]

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