2016年9月25日星期日

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    有哪些是最基本的礼貌 ____________________________
[What is the most basic courtesy ____________________________]

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罗永浩:
    .别担心,基本上都是谣传。.安全起见,发布会预定了两个城市,最后多半是在上海,彻底确定后会马上公布。.量产已开工,在深圳,我也在深圳,安排妥当了我就回北京做 Keynote……准备了很多很多牛x要吹给你们听。知道你们着急,但无论你们多着急,都请相信,我比你们还着急。.[心],大量的[心]。
[. Dont worry, basically all is a rumor. . Be on the safe side, conference scheduled for two cities, the mostly in Shanghai, after completely sure will be announced immediately. Production has commenced, in shenzhen, arranged I also in shenzhen, I will back to Beijing to do Keynote... Prepared a lot of a lot of cow x to blow it to you. Know you try so hard, but no matter how you try so hard, please believe that Im better than you are in a hurry. [heart], [heart].]

Smartisan,智能机时代的工匠

姚晨:
    虽然今晚没拿奖,好在人还是美哒。虽然已经当妈妈了,但在电影这条路上,要永远像个小孩,朝着梦想的方向追呀追呀追下去。[带着微博去旅行]
[Didnt get prize tonight though, but people still dalai. Although already when mother, but in this road movie, always like a child, chase ah chase ah chase down in the direction of the dream. [with weibo to travel]]

工作事宜请联络经纪人张蕾:runrunlei@ 😊

鎮宇DD的豬頭俱樂部:
    终于!唱完了,第一次公开唱歲月如歌,當世事再没完美,今晚也没唱完美,人生不完美無處不在,要的是一份勇气。
[Finally! Sing up, publicly for the first time in years like song, when things havent perfect, perfect didnt sing this evening, imperfect everywhere in life, is a courage.]

刘雯:
    [微风]
[[wind]]

本是个微不足道的人,不小心陷入了时尚的大舞台。 自己还是微不足道的自己,承载了大家太多的关心。工作联系@迷死任

蔡卓妍:
    上海站演唱會圓滿結束[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]現場的每一位都太給力了[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻] 謝謝你們[親親][親親][親親][親親] 晚安~
[上海站演唱會圆满团结[鼓手掌][鼓手掌][鼓手掌][鼓手掌]现场的每一位都太給力了[快乐快乐快乐快乐][][][]谢谢你們[亲父母][亲父母][亲父母][亲父母]首推~]

暂无

思想聚焦:
    总有那么些时候,感觉自己一无所有
[There are certain time, I feel nothing]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

豆瓣说:
    来说一个你旅游最想去的城市吧[哆啦A梦花心]
[For A travel you most want to go to the city [doraemon flower heart]]

嘻嘻

庆山-安妮宝贝:
    “只是在电影上面看见你的名字,心里也十分感动”。是的,我知道会这样的。我是在你心里存在过的那个人。晚安。
[Just see your name on the film, the in the mind is also very touched by. Yes, I know I will like this. I am in your heart the man that ever lived. Good night.]

我可能什么都想要:那每回无限旋落的黑暗以及每一个步伐升盈令人战栗的光辉。orchid@

韩国me2day:
    #柳俊烈生日快乐# 努力又谦逊的柳演员,旅行居家必备男友柳Leader,人生导师柳俊烈.柳oppa生日快乐![蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]期待新作品,也期待以后带来更多好作品感动观众!一直走在花路上吧!
[# # LiuJunLie happy birthday to modest and willow actor, travel boyfriend home Leader, life coach LiuJunLie. Liu oppa happy birthday! [cake] [cake] [cake] expect new works < The King >, is also looking forward to later moved The audience to bring more good work! Walked in the way!]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

私人音乐厅:
    花了一整天终于这个点剪辑出了这个短片,没有选择直接搬运一条视频,不是为去证明什么,只是为了亲手在一个时代终结点能够做点东西去尽量回忆那个热血的年代,一首《You were my everything》,送给KG,狼王告别江湖情未了。关注@私人音乐厅,每一首歌都为你而选tRcKKZ
[Spent the day finally point this clip from the clip, chose not to carry a video directly, not to prove anything, just to have in the era of an endpoint can do something to try to recall the blood of the s, the song You were my everything, send to KG, Wolf king say goodbye to the love. Focus @ private concert hall, each a song for you to choose tRcKKZ]

更多好音乐,关注私人音乐厅微信号:sryyt,每一首歌都为你而选

曝猛:
    说一说你玩过的第一个网游是什么?暴露年龄的时刻又到了![doge]
[Say you play the first game of what? Exposure age time again! [doge]]

能吓到你是我的荣幸

日食记:
    作为一个爱折腾的老年人,一心想做个跟人家不一样的直播,屁颠颠的调试了多机位切换的模式,测试时都还顺利,结果正式直播这当口掉链子了,最后只能退而求其次用手机直播了[泪]这次不够尽兴,很真诚的跟大家说对不起,浪费了你们的时间。不过我一定能搞定多机位,下次直播见!现在我先去吃点夜宵死一死
[As a love for the elderly, I do a live is not the same as the somebody else, fart dian dian debugging more cameras can switch the mode, the test is smooth, the formal live this time drop chain, finally can only settle for second best on cell phone live [tears] this time is not enough, is very sincere to say sorry, wasted your time. But I will be able to get more, live to see you next time! Now I go to eat food taken late at night to die die]

@姜老刀 和小伙伴们一起做饭吃饭的地儿。

噗嗤大叔:
    怎样健康地熬夜通宵?
[What health to stay up all night?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

颜值:
    杨洋现场教岳云鹏自拍,俩人画风不在同一个频道[笑cry]tRcdVh
[Yang Yang at the YueYunPeng self-time, two people [laugh cry] tRcdVh painting style is not in the same channel]

#每日一颜# 编剧

北美吐槽君:
    “大概没人会理解我这样每天充满负能量的人吧”
[Maybe no one will understand the people my every day full of negative energy.]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

新浪娱乐:
    #郭德纲清理门户# 日前,郭德纲微博公开清理门户,指责“云”字两人欺天灭祖,为此曹云金以字长文反击,历数郭德纲数宗罪。日凌晨,郭德纲对曹云金说法长文回应,言辞犀利,“以他的文化水平来说,慢说写下这六千字,就算念下来都不容易”“在花园露宿一个星期,那就是瞪着眼瞎说了”“一晃六年
[# # guo degang housecleaning, guo degang microblogging public housecleaning, accused of cloud two people deceives day out the face, therefore Cao Yunjin responded with words long, reciting the guo degang for SINS. Early Saturday, guo degang to Cao Yunjin long response, provocative, for his cultural level, let alone to write down the six thousand words, read even if is not easy camped out in the garden for a week, that is, stared at talk nonsense, pass six years]

新浪娱乐

我是小糗君:
    秋天哪种场景让你最感觉舒服
[What kind of scenes make you feel most comfortable in autumn]

私信你们的糗事

八大山债人:
    中国金融诈骗之怪现状()——懒得写了,反正我支持你们买房子,被别人骗了还不上钱跳楼,还不如直接骗银行的钱,去买房子,反正到时候银行敢逼你跳楼的概率,远远小于高利贷逼你跳楼的概率。最后,建议你们,尽量多的贷款买房子,同时尽量多的保留现金(美元),觉得建议互斥的、听不懂的不要再问我
[Blame the status quo of Chinas financial fraud (), too lazy to write, anyway, I support you to buy a house, on being cheated is not money to jump off a building, it is better to cheat money of the bank directly, to buy a house, anyway, then the probability of bank dare to force you jump off a building, far less than the probability of usury force you jump off a building. Finally, suggest you, as much as possible of the loan to buy a house, and at the same time as much as possible to keep cash (us $), think advice mutually exclusive, dont understand dont ask me again]

给岁月以文明

浙江洪燕华:
    上周的一条微博阅读量万,评论,转发,点赞。评论里找不到破口大骂的,人身攻击的,都是表达不同意见和想法的。君子和而不同,没必要像个傻逼一样互相咬,一嘴毛。这就是我喜欢的粉丝,代表了微博理性和温和的力量。为你们自己点赞!
[Last week a tweet reading, review, forwarding, thumb up. Comments cant find swearing, personal attack, express different opinions and ideas. Gentleman and different, and there is no need to bite each other like a silly force, a mouth and hair. This is my favorite fans, representing the weibo rational and moderate strength. Thumb up for yourself!]

本人言论于所在机构无关

龚凯杰:
    发布了头条文章:《股票底部的形态特征+K线识破波段顶底》 tRcttn
[Issued the shares at the bottom of the headlines morphological characteristics + K line detecting band or tRcttn]

我的作品《死了都不卖》【微信公众号:gkj】

中華統一促進-蔣奎元:
    [色]台灣人民發來賀電[色]
[[color] the people of Taiwan congratulation [color]]

統促黨德懷黨部官方微博

韩今谅:
    夏天不是狗,不要揪人家尾巴了;青春是狗,大家去揪它的!
[Summer is not the dog, do not pull somebody elses tail; Youth is the dog, we pulled it!]

天公作美,许我半途而吠 (公众号:wujinyi-)

Alichia:
    奶中之王(好想参与阴阳师设定啊后悔otz
[The king of milk (really want to participate in the division of Yin and Yang set otz! Sorry]

=聆子 约稿请私信:)一般不接受同人约稿抱歉(つД`)ノ

狂霸酷炫拽的一只屌喵:
    #BIGBANG#
应该是月日十周年那天拍的
貌似是给皮肤医院开业祝福
看了好几遍也没看懂狮子伸手在老崔后背干嘛了 😂 狮子还接话说我们的皮肤变好了!是吧?不是吗?
⋯⋯没人回应🌚
还好声妹救场 😂
tRctBvv

[#BIGBANG#
应该是月日十周年那天拍的
貌似是给皮肤医院开业祝福
看了好几遍也没看懂狮子伸手在老崔后背干嘛了 😂 狮子还接话说我们的皮肤变好了! Isnt it? Isnt it?
⋯⋯没人回应🌚
还好声妹救场 😂
tRctBvv]


做一个安静的🍍 「🙅🏻不接广告」

Mi小米:
    #李宇春野蛮生长巡演# 三首首唱,值回一切付出[心]
[Sing # li savage growth tour # such as all worth paying [heart]]

生命生活在一起~乐呀乐无比!【本人发图禁止商用二改去logo,转载注明出处,总之禁止一切改!!!】

聊心情话:
    你喜欢的未必适合你,在你身边的永远才是最好的,深情不及久伴,厚爱无需多言,陪伴是最长情的告白,愿有岁月可回首,且以深情共白头。
[Not suitable for you, that you like by your side forever is the best, the deep feeling than for a long time, love needless to say, with the longest love is confession, want to have time to look back, and affectionate altogether hoary head.]

有心事,请关注@聊心情话,一句暖暖的情话,触动着你的心间~

最基腐:
    你看过哪些好看的GV?[doge]
[Have you seen what good-looking of GV? [doge]]

校草总攻 微信公众号boyxoboy

俺酱:
    不行我挑了最好看的一帧这个实在是帅太多了我心有愧疚[笑cry]
[I picked out the best of a frame that is handsome too much my heart is guilty [laugh cry]]

【sing】【备份处:y.baiduorechan 】 日中翻唱爱好者 | 沙盒生存游戏爱好者 | 独善其身 | 精神洁癖 |

Twins歌迷会橙橙团:
    #TwinsLOL世界巡回演唱会# 今天的Encore新衣服好好看呢[哆啦A梦花心]#就說我們都是華麗的單身族#
[# # TwinsLOL world tour Encore new clothes today good? [doraemon flower heart] # they said we are all single race #]

橙橙团官方微信号:TWINSFANSCLUB

董藩:
    【天助我也?】接受了一个委托,帮助优化房地产投资方案,中间涉及的问题有些复杂,看起来是死路。与两位博士助手苦思两天,不得要领。中午决定放弃,躺着休息。迷迷糊糊中脑海里“啪”的一晃,灵光闪现,马上爬起来整理思路,反复揣摩。晚上又请教了两位法律专家,一个令人拍案叫绝的方案出来了!
[【 day helped me also? Accepted a delegate, help to optimize the real estate investment project, some of the issues involved in the middle complex, seems to be dead. Dr With two assistants puzzling over two days, not to the purpose. At noon, decided to give up, lay to rest. A daze midbrain sea pa flash, ez, immediately got up to compose, ponder over and over again. Two legal experts consulted again in the evening, a scheme of fooling!]

董藩房地产投资理财规划设计院院长,北师大房地产研究中心主任、教授、博导

唐嫣粉丝团地盘:
    #唐嫣大话西游##唐嫣青霞##唐嫣紫霞##唐嫣# 晚安仙子@唐嫣 [月亮][爱你][心]糖蜜gn[害羞]
[# # # tiffany tang a Chinese Odyssey tiffany tang qing xia # # # # # tiffany tang purple xia tiffany tang goodnight fairy @ tiffany tang [moon] [love] you [heart] molasses designed.the gn (shy)]

唐嫣后援会唯一官方微博、百度唐嫣吧、唐家嫣语_唐嫣官方后援会。唐嫣官方粉丝团大群企鹅群号: 加群请注明完整的微博名或贴吧名,每周日开放申请。另外,【投稿邮箱】baidutangyanba@

锦年暖白:
    年月日:
——我大概已经是个废人了。

[(date) (month) (year) < br > - I probably have a cripple.]

一个喜欢陈伟霆的迷妹而已。

困猫:
    李宇春和别人不同在于她是最特别的,别的很多成功是可以复制的,今天可以这个人青春靓丽,明天可以是那个人;今天可以是这个人是受宠爱的养成系,明天用同样的路线就可以打造了。今天这个人演戏靠颜值高,明天我也发掘一个脸赞然后综艺➕大热ip的双重曝光捧红,但是lyc好像不行,具有不可替代性[害羞]
[Li and others different is that she is the most special, many other successful can be copied, that this beautiful beautiful youth today, tomorrow can be that person; Today can be the person is favor of a system, in the same line can make tomorrow. The person acting on appearance, but high level today, tomorrow I also find a big hot face praise and variety ➕ IP double exposure boomed, but the government seems to be no, has unsubstitutable (shy)]

隔壁奶奶

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