2016年9月29日星期四

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邓超:
    #电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##邓超脸好小##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过##电影从你的全世界路过#
[# film from your the world pass by # # from your the world pass by from your the world pass by # # # # movie film from your the world pass by # # from your the world pass by small # # # # deng chao face film from your the world pass by # # from your the world pass by from your the world pass by # # # # movie film from your the world pass by # # # from your passing around the world]

邢晓瑶:
    祝老邢十八岁生日快乐。
[Happy birthday to old xing eighteen.]

工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@,INS:xingxiaoyao

微博搞笑排行榜:
    一句话形容女生之间的友情 _______________________________
[A word to describe the girl friendship _______________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

Misaya若风lol:
    感谢你们,陪我上王者。
[Thank you, accompany me to the king.]

商业合作请直接发送至misaya@

回忆专用小马甲:
    目前不是很饿,但还是上街买了烧饼和小菜,一是为了防止等下会饿,二是想临睡前给大家来个措手不及[耶][二哈][耶]
[Now not very hungry, but I still took to the streets to buy baked wheat cake and side dishes, one is to prevent the wait will be hungry, it is to think you are going to bed to off [the] [two ha] [and]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

北美吐槽君:
    “和妹妹的男朋友上床了被发现如何挽回姐妹关系”
[And my sisters boyfriend to go to bed was found how to retrieve and sisters relationship]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

思想聚焦:
    总有一天,你的父母不再能理解你所学的东西,他们只能在电话里让你保重身体,然后一边垂垂老去,一边盼你回家。年少时总觉得要离家远远的才好,现在开始觉得离得越远心中越是牵挂。就是因为这些千丝万缕的牵绊才明白了什么才是幸福。—— 《我们缺席彼此最重要的十年》
[One day, your parents cant understand what you learned, take good care of yourself, they can only let you on the phone and old man, and looking forward to your home. Youth always thought to be far away from home, now began to feel worried about the more the farther away from the heart. Because of these numerous stumbles to find out what is happiness. - we miss each other the most important ten years]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

周笔畅:
    大自然最污。[微笑][微笑][微笑]
[Nature is the most corrupt. [smiles] [smiles] [smiles]]

還記得年少時的夢嗎。
有事請聯絡工作室。beginsstudio@gmail

谢娜:
    好听,晚安[月亮] tRqmoAr
[Well, good night [moon] tRqmoAr]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

韩国me2day:
    【tvcast】日播出的#Hit the stage# 中,#GOT 有谦# 华丽的舞步,性感的舞蹈,厉害了我们忙内!再次恭喜优胜!! tRcBNBC
[# Hit the broadcast day tvcast 】 【 stage#, # # GOT a modest flashy footwork, sexy dance, much in our busy! Congratulations on winning again!!!!! tRcBNBC]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

豆瓣说:
    对一段感情彻底失望是什么体验?
[What is a relationship thoroughly disappointed experience?]

嘻嘻

xiexietamong:
    Nii♥️
[♥Nii️]

全球影视指南:
    豆瓣年度电影排行榜,马住在家看!
[Annual ranking douban, horse home and watch!]

不在看电影,就在看电影的路上!推荐你看的都是好电影,拒接烂片! 关注后私信直接获得高清链接!你懂的!

庆山-安妮宝贝:
    与小姑娘一起在旅行。
[With a little girl in travel.]

我可能什么都想要:那每回无限旋落的黑暗以及每一个步伐升盈令人战栗的光辉。orchid@

最神奇的视频:
    许巍《曾经的你》。这辈子一定要看一场这样的演唱会![舔屏] tRqZJH
[Xu wei once you. Be sure to see a concert like this in my whole life! [lick screen] tRqZJH]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

贴吧娘:
    大家国庆都打算怎么过呀?没对象的可以在下面撩一下,说不定国庆就面基了呢[doge][doge]
[How do you intend to you all the National Day? No object can in the liao, maybe National Day will face base [doge] [doge]]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

小野妹子学吐槽:
    哪个是攻?[摊手]
[Which is the attack? [stand hand]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

他予他梦:
    最可怕的不是没有上进心,而是永远藕断丝连地同情自己。心里是冲劲十足有毅力,可到了实践这方面却变成了,手机离身就不能活,早晨也是按掉闹钟继续睡,所有的书籍都在桌子上积灰,每次吃完之后才想到要减肥。不怕这个世界对我们残忍,怕的是对自己的放纵。
[The most terrible is not the desire to do better, but always try to identify with them. Is thrusting perseverance in the heart, but in practice it becomes, mobile phones can not live away from the body and is off the alarm clock go back to sleep in the morning, all the books are deposited on the table, every time want to lose weight after eating. Is not this world cruel to us, for their own indulgence.]

爱是两个人的事。公举平台:TYTM

人民网:
    你最大的爱好是什么?评论里找找有没有志趣相投的~
[What is your biggest hobby? Did find like-minded ~ in the comments]

报道全球 传播中国

共青团中央:
    今日海军,如您所愿[心]这片蔚蓝,由我们来守护!晚安~[月亮]
[Navy today, as you wish [heart] this azure, by us to guard! Goodnight ~ [moon]]

卡布叻_周深:
    生日快乐!!!希望大家每一天都充满阳光、记住感恩[心]
[Happy birthday!!!!!! Hope everybody every day is full of sunshine, remember Thanksgiving [heart]]

有事您联系小A先森:。谢谢生米们。

马男波杰克Bojack:
    羡慕那些躺下去就能睡着的
我躺下去要花两个小时换两百个姿势才能入睡

[Envy those who lay down could fall asleep < br > it takes me two hours to lie down in two hundred position to fall asleep]

一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃

噗嗤大叔:
    你读过的最让人心酸的句子有哪些?
[Have you read the most let a person sad sentences have?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

这里是美国:
    海明威曾写道:“这世界是个好地方,值得为它奋斗”,后半句我同意。——《七宗罪》
[Ernest Hemingway once wrote this world is a nice place, it is worth for it struggle, after half sentence I agree with you. - the seven deadly SINS]

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贴吧君:
    这段时间每天都好几千私信我,基本都是叫我帮找回被骗的钱财,不过我的确是忙不过来……且也不是那么容易找回,但我会尽力……今天有个小女生被骗了视频,还被威胁,后来她四处借钱来给骗子……还好刚才钱追了回来,希望通过这种案例那些小女生能长点心。
[This period of time every day thousands of DMS, I basic is asked me to help find were tricked into money, but I really is busy not to come over... And its not so easy to find, but Ill do my best... Today there was a little girl cheated video, also threatened, then she around to borrow money to cheat... Also good just money back to back and hope that through this case those little girls can grow dim sum.]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

穆罕默德的小羊:
    反正没事,一人发一张手机里的图吧,还是我先
[Anyway, thats ok, one to send a map of a mobile phone, or me first]

一只逃走的羊,有时温和。

张全蛋:
    微博私信的“已读”提示是个反人类的设计,以前不想回复私信还能编借口说没看到,现在你要我怎么办?
[Weibo read hints of DMS is a against humanity design, dont want to reply before direct messages can make up excuses, not see, what do you want me to do now?]

笑点太高不益于身心健康。工作洽谈请发邮件hezuo@baozou 一起玩耍可以加官方粉丝QQ群

人气女王说话术:
    “一个人值不值得你穷极一生去喜欢,不是看他能对你有多好,而是看他心情不好的时候能对你有多差。”
[A man is worth you spend a lifetime to love, not to see how good he can for you, but can see him in a bad mood is bad for you.]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q

高泰宇GTY:
    #双程囚你陪伴# 刚看完[doge],你们都看了吗,交流一下啊😁,(另外编剧想弄死我[微笑])
[#双程囚你陪伴# 刚看完[doge],你们都看了吗,交流一下啊😁,(另外编剧想弄死我[微笑])]

工作联系方式:光光 左小姐 电话:

一则视频:
    今晚互动话题:评论里留下城市,同城的互撩___________。
[Interactive topic tonight comments left the city, city of liao ___________.]

给您分享最优质、最搞笑、最有料的视频。合作QQ

神回复吐槽帝:
    丈夫手术后失忆,谁都不记得了。再次遇见妻子时竟然还直夸她漂亮!当听说他们已经结婚时,丈夫反应超级可爱。又温暖又感动。[心]tRcBNfiQ
[Her husband after the operation, amnesia, who all dont remember it now. Was straight quart again met his wife when she beautiful! When heard that they have been married, her husband reaction is super cute. Warm and moved. [heart] tRcBNfiQ]

爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~!

老湿是个奇葩:
    评论放张自拍,看有木有人撩你
[Comments put piece of self-time, you look have curtains]

谢谢你长得这么可爱还关注我😃 投稿合作请私信

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】The Weeknd联手Daft Punk强势新单Starboy超清mv大首播!这也是盆栽变草坪后的首支mv!尤其开头的盆栽倒下草坪出现预示着新生!首周在Billboard单曲榜空降第!而且这还仅计算了一天的下载量哦![酷][色]tRcBNSzD
[The monkeys sole 】 【 Weeknd jointly Daft Punk strong new single Starboy super clear mv big premiere! This is also become lawn plants after the first mv! Especially at the beginning of down the lawn plants appear heralds a new! In the first week on the Billboard chart airborne first! And it is not only to calculate the downloads a day! [cool] [color] tRcBNSzD]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

我和渣男的狗血经历:
    别人家的男朋友:男生求婚时田馥甄hebe突然出现唱小幸运助阵[心] 田馥甄好漂亮[太开心]这样的男朋友给我来一打[坏笑][坏笑] tRcuNS
[Other peoples boyfriend boy proposed Tian Fu zhen Hebe suddenly appeared to sing small lucky * [heart] Tian Fu zhen beautiful [quite happy] such a boyfriend to give me a dozen [laugh] [laugh] tRcuNS]

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