2016年9月27日星期二

Please send direct messages ridicule. Cooperation please contact number public kissmemouth 【 mornin

北美吐槽君:
    “我这种情况算biao么?”
[This kind of circumstance is biao me?]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

我的女友爱囤货:
    “你们单身的女生都在想什么?”
“想发财。”[摊手]

[Are you single girls thinking? < br > to get rich. [stand hand]]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗?💄公 众 号IDthj

CCTV5:
    【男人四十 致敬黄金一代】他们引领一个时代的潮流,他们是无数球迷心目中的王子。从初出茅庐,到不惑之年,他们已成过去,但他们无疑是绿茵场上永恒的传奇!跟随@CCTV天下足球 ,让我们一起,回到那个足球世界里最好的年代,向偶像致敬,向青春致敬! tRcmuOWM .
[【 hail man forty golden generation 】 they lead the trend of The Times, they are countless fans idea of a prince. From a novice to from them has become the past, but they are no doubt gods eternal legend! Follow @ CCTV football all over the world, let us together, go back to that one of the best in the football world s, hail to the idol, salute to the youth! TRcmuOWM.]

王力宏:
    颱風 “梅姬“ 要來了,停止上班上課的朋友們,請大家保重!
[Typhoon maggie won is coming, to stop work friends in class, please take care!]

瓜皮的id酱:
    要失眠了……
[Going to sleep...]

小店melonpi.taobao 家有瓜皮,~是软妹(正版瓜皮只此一家)本人拍摄的任何照片未经授权严禁商用,否则追究法律责任。

一条:
    这么晚了,你的床头为谁还亮着一盏灯?tRcmuV
[Its so late, your bed also lit a lamp for who? tRcmuV]

每天一条原创视频。

我的损友是个极品:
    这就是传说中的贪吃蛇吗?看起来好疼![衰]tRcmuAxA
[This is the legendary snake? Looks so painful! [failure] tRcmuAxA]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

坏男人日志:
    不要错过一个爱你爱到骨子里的人,因为每个人的生命里,这样的人,可能都只有一个,而这个人,大概也只可能这样去爱一次。
[Dont miss a love you love to the heart of people, because everyones life, such a person, may be only one, and this man, probably also can only so love one more time.]

别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ

电影图解师:
    “所有人都觉得你有数不清的暧昧关系,其实你孤独得像条狗。”
[Everyone thinks you have an affair, you are lonely like a dog.]

电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿!

精彩表情君:
    哈哈哈这唱的什么鬼哦!竟然完全被魔性洗脑了……[笑cry]tRcncIfj
[Ha ha ha this sing what the devil! Actually was completely brainwashed ones...... [laughing cry] tRcncIfj]

一个萌萌的gif制图匠!每天给你带来最gif的动态图 合作qq:

鸸鹋动物园:
    有人在吗?梦见蜗牛怎么解…………
ヾ(´・ ・`。)ノ

[Someone at? How to solve dream of snail............ < br > ヾ (´ ・ ・ `.) ノ]

机器=根。 商务合作:keji@xingmedia

这微博笑死我了:
    女孩因为晒了男朋友的照片,结果被无数人嘲笑,于是她给了这样的回应!tRqdJDT
[Girls photos because bask in the boyfriend, the result laughed at by many people, so she gave such a response! tRqdJDT]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

几米漫画美图集:
    做个眉眼间写满风调雨顺的姑娘,自己情绪自己说了算,不为眼前的一地鸡毛劳心费神,把心思花在更广阔、更美好的事物之上,与消极情绪及时握手言和。
[Between an eyebrow eye fill the good girl, your mood to decide, not to present a petty knowledge, the idea to take on a broader and more good things, timely and shaking hands with negative sentiment.]

有没有那么一段话让你想起一个人,一个故事,一段岁月。

掏心話_:
    你发个“ 嗯”,我还是继续回你;我发个“ 嗯”,就再也没有回复。这就是爱和被爱的差别。
[You send a well, I still continue to back to you. I send a well, no reply. This is the difference between love and be loved.]

每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。

一句疗心话:
    现实会告诉你,不努力就会被生活给踩死。无需找什么借口,一无所有,就是拼的理由。
[Reality will tell you that dont work hard will be life to crushed to death. Dont need to find an excuse, has nothing, is the reason why spell.]

受了伤,就关注下@一句疗心话 让你的心灵不寂寞。(合作请私信)

大橘子嘿嘿:
    在宜家买了盆草,看标签发现它叫一帆风顺,Leon当时那盆儿可能叫财源广进。
[Bought a pot of grass in ikea, see label found it smooth sailing, Leon was the tub may be called treasures will be plentiful.]

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露水安娜啲收藏:
    “所有关系变淡的原因,一个不说,一个不问;或者一个问得尴尬,一个答得敷衍。”
[All relations becomes weak, a, a dont ask; or a asked embarrassing, a better answer to elaborate.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】V信:DewAnna

人气女王说话术:
    一个人对你的好,并不是立刻就能看到的。因为汹涌而至的爱,来得快去的也快。而真正对你好的人,往往是细水长流。你可能会怪他没有付出真心,但在一天天过日子里,却能感觉到他对你无所不在的关心。好的感情,不是一下子就把你感动晕,而是细水长流的把你宠坏。
[A persons good for you, not immediately can see. Because surge to the love, go too fast. The real to you good people, often is slow. You may blame him not honest, but in our day, but can feel his concern for you everywhere. Good feelings, have not suddenly moved you dizzy, but break your spoil.]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】年第期美国Billboard单曲榜Top 揭晓!The Chainsmokers联手Halsey强势六连冠!飞行员和Justin Bieber、Major Lazer、MØ分获亚季军!DJ Snake、Sia、Shawn Mendes、D.R.A.M.、Charlie Puth、Selena Gomez、Rihanna、Calvin Harris挤进Top ![酷][亲亲]tRcmuFh
[The monkeys sole 】 years announced the first phase of the Billboard chart Top! The Chainsmokers Halsey strong win together! The pilot and Justin Bieber, Major Lazer, M Ø respectively the third! DJ Snake, Sia, Shawn Mendes, D.R.A.M., Charlie Puth, Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Calvin Harris to squeeze into the Top! [cool] [kiss] tRcmuFh]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

人民网:
    【#常用旅游英语句# 转需!】出国旅游,免不了要过海关、住酒店、换外币,还有打车、问路、购物、点菜……只要掌握以下语句,就能解决你旅途中的很多问题。简单实用,国庆出游的同学速速收藏!
[【 # # tourism English words commonly used turn to! To travel abroad, will go through the customs, hotel, in foreign currency, and take a taxi, directions, shopping, order...... As long as to master the following statement, it can solve many problems in your journey. Simple, practical, and students of National Day travel speed collection!]

报道全球 传播中国

电影蜀黍:
    很多部影视剧的爱恨情仇告诉我们:你可以不爱,但请不要伤害。 #收录电影# tRtQLeVB
[Tell us a lot of film and television play lovehate you can not love, but please dont hurt. # # include film tRtQLeVB]

收录电影,图解电影.

CP少女头像:
    有没有哪一个瞬间觉得你男朋友特别爱你?看完表示受到点伤害![拜拜]
[Is there a moment when think your boyfriend love you? Finish see said under points of damage! [bynum]]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

内裤都笑松了:
    张艺兴和林俊杰合唱《翅膀》,果真是移动CD开口杀,好听到起飞[good] tRmPaA
[Zhang yi period jj Lin chorus wings, is mobile CD opens the mouth to kill, good to hear [good] tRmPaA takeoff]

专业搜索各种搞笑,娱乐,恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

世界搞笑排行榜:
    男人骚起来果然没女的啥事了,太妖娆了,辣眼睛。。。求放过 [笑cry]。。。   tRccKlZ
[Man SAO up did not a woman what happened, so enchanting, spicy eyes... Please passlaugh cry... tRccKlZ]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

笑到你肚子疼:
    难怪大家都说海豚是人类的好朋友!好可爱! tRcbnEj
[No wonder everyone say that dolphins are humans good friends! How lovely! tRcbnEj]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

魔兽后裔阿:
    前几天开个玩笑不小心让朋友生气了,然后我立刻反省了自己而不是反问他为什么那么敏感,从而保留了一个朋友 嘿嘿嘿我好像又发现了个人生道理
[A few days ago a joke accidentally let friends angry, then I immediately reflect on his own rather than ask why he is so sensitive, so as to keep a friend Gnome male - I think I found a life truth]

熊猫TV主播,房间号 晚上八点直播

靠谱影评:
    一首不管听多少遍都不会腻的歌曲《典狱司》,真是好听到爆炸[心]tRmqTXH
[No matter how many times will not be bored with listen to the song the warden, that is really good to hear [heart] tRmqTXH explosion]

这是一个快节奏的时代,关注我,节省你找寻经典的时间。

大Mia的时尚账号:
    #Mia Kicks# YEEZY Boost V || 米白色的YEEZY Boost V,超新鲜预览!米白色鞋身,灰色大底,单看鞋给人淡雅的感觉,上脚照真的是迷倒了我啊啊啊…周末刚刚发布的Beluga抢到没?但是我相信这双Beige配色可能会更受欢迎!
[# Mia Kicks# YEEZY Boost V | | m white YEEZY Boost V, super fresh preview! Rice white shoes and gray bottoms, looking at shoes give a person the feeling of quietly elegant, on foot as really is charmed me ahhh... Just released over the weekend the Beluga grab? But I believe that this pair of Beige color may be more popular!]

Mia Liu,时尚编辑turned时尚博主,岁大龄少女,热爱球鞋+健身,为人民服务wannabe☝🏻️✨👌🏻

找丢网北美美容:
    #SwatchTime# 美少女战士周年纪念限定版,变装笔唇膏试色,原画作里这只应该是月野兔她们打电动赢来后被露娜改造了的那根吧。[doge][doge]
[# SwatchTime# sailor moon anniversary limited edition, drag pen lipstick color, original paintings, this should be a month rabbits after they playing video won by luna transformed the root. [doge] [doge]]

北美找丢网DealAm旗下美容频道,第一时间带来新鲜美容美体资讯与护肤彩妆测评。

我是种草囤货菌:
    离了美瞳不能活,是我本人。[doge]
[Off the lenses cant live, it is I myself. [doge]]

我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ:

北美求职招聘:
    #帮你问问# “有同学opt卡寄过来照片不是自己的吗[吃惊]你们都咋办的啊?”
[# # help you ask have students opt card send me photos not own [surprised] you have to do?]

DealMoon(北美省钱快报)旗下北美求职招聘频道。北美省钱快报是北美最有人气的微博,美国最大中文折扣信息网DealMoon官方微博。 海淘第一信息来源!新浪折扣频道独家合作伙伴。

贾大户:
    据说这个点醒来的人,多半都是被饿醒的
[It is said that the people wake up, for the most part were hungry wake up]

微信jiadahu 。路边社社长,宜昌农民, 光头男,爱好女,非善类动物,经常抽风。纯散户、非机构人士、非业内人士。此微博少儿不宜。

尹峰listening:
    快猜!我在……干什么[疑问][疑问](提示:在大阪……)
[Guess! I am in... Do [question] [question] (hint in Osaka...)]

咖啡之翼:专注咖餐年,咖啡、美食、休闲、社交一站式综合体验咖餐厅,您身边的无国界料理专家,你我的城市客厅🌻(连锁咨询热线:)

写给前任的999封情书:
    “我憎恨酒过三巡,情到深处的不由自己。好像爱与恨都是虚晃,好像我来到这世上,只是为了跟你告别似的。”
[I hate wine lead three cruise, love to the depths of couldnt help myself. Like love and hate are empty shakes, as if I came to this world, just to say goodbye to you.]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

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