为什么永远说我都是表情包表情包表情包？我练了十几年游泳就是个表情包吗。🙁
[Why always say I am expression expression expression package bag? I practiced for more than ten years swimming expression is a package? 🙁]
爱猫咪爱狗狗；看见圆球体萌仔欲罢不能；以食为天；一只混天蝎座血统的摩羯座。一直认为自己是个安静的美男子。
日食记：我又来毒害你们了[微笑]每次在外面吃【卤肉饭】，总是肉吃光了饭还剩一半，索性自己做。卤肉不管是下饭，下面还是夹馒头里都是极品，看汤汁渗透，再配个溏心蛋，圆满[喵喵]#一日一食一记# #吃货秀# @鲜城
[Every time I again to poison your [smiles] eat out braised pork rice, always ate meat meal left half, just do yourself. Lurou whether our below or clip in the steamed bread is the best, the liquid penetration, match again a soft-boiled egg, complete [meow] a feed a # # # @ # version show bright city]
合作邮箱：sean@canbox.tv
软软其实不太硬：我说apple你说盆！apple~盆！apple？？？盆！tRcrVfhT
[I said you say apple pot! Basin of apple ~! Apple??? Basin! tRcrVfhT]
一个苦逼的大学生，一个逗比配音员、一个灵魂剪辑师、一个兴趣使然的喜剧小工匠。微信订阅：软软其实不太硬
彭于晏：第一次來無錫#湄公河行动#開始 來不來？
[For the first time to come to wuxi # # the Mekong beginning coming or not?]
不停的翻滾！ stay hungry, stay foolish.
iPanda熊猫频道：芝麻团集合完毕，请两脚兽检阅！[熊猫][熊猫][熊猫][熊猫]摆的好好的，瞬间就千姿百态要犯强迫症[哈哈][哈哈]不过一点都会不生气呢，因为实在是太！萌！啦！[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]图九张不够放，戳→tRcrfU看更多图片，接受十万点暴击吧！！[挤眼][挤眼]
[Animal parade sesame group assembled, please feet! [pandas] [pandas] [pandas] [pandas] of fine, in an instant by various horn of obsessive-compulsive disorder (ha ha) (haha) but will not a bit angry, because it is so! MOE! ! [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] figure zhang not to put, stamp - tRcrfU to see more pictures, accept hundreds of some critical strike!!!!! [eye] [eye]]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~
同道大叔：天蝎的外冷内热，天蝎的傲娇腹黑，其实都是特别招人喜欢的地方。细心，暖心，贴心，即使心里装着很多事，可是还能帮在乎的人分担。真的整个就是一“小大人”。[心]
[Scorpios cold on outside, Scorpio tsundere abdomen black, are very like. Careful, warm heart, caring, even in the heart filled with a lot of things, but can also help to care about people to share. The whole is really a grown-up. [heart]]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
王嘉尔：全世界的美食都在你的冰箱里面，什么冰箱？ 😏 对，我亲爱的 Midea 美的冰箱 ，就快吃晚饭了🍚，从你的 美的冰箱 拿出你的美食🍌🍉🍒🍑🍇🍐🍎🍏 吧 😆！慢慢咬碎了再吃）
（没有 美的冰箱 不要 不开心！可以借你朋友家的 美的冰箱😉）
#王嘉尔##jacksonwang##Midea##美的#
[Food all over the world in your refrigerator, the refrigerator? 😏 对，我亲爱的 Midea MeiDeBingXiang ，就快吃晚饭了🍚，从你的 MeiDeBingXiang 拿出你的美食🍌🍉🍒🍑🍇🍐🍎🍏 😆！ Bite to eat slowly) < br > (no refrigerator of beauty Dont 不开心！可以借你朋友家的 美的冰箱😉）
#王嘉尔##jacksonwang##Midea##美的#]
终于来了! 您好! 我是 王嘉尔 您可以叫我 嘉嘉 Jackson 或者 +. JYP ! GOT 的中国成员 Never give up on things you cant live a day without.
姚晨：今儿天气真好，找出保存了许久小土豆穿过的襁褓衣和玩具洗了洗，晒过的小衣服飘着阳光的香味，希望即将到来的小家伙不会嫌弃哥哥的旧衣。💕🐻
[Its a nice day today, and find out to save for a long time small potatoes through the swaddling clothes washed wash clothes and toys, bask in a small dress to float the fragrance of the sun, hope that the coming kid never abandon my brothers old clothes. 💕🐻]
工作事宜请联络经纪人张蕾：runrunlei@ 😊
黄晓明：听着他的歌、看着他的电影一路走来，这么多年他还是和以前一样有着影响别人的魅力。入行二十年，终于有机会和他合作，才发现在他面前我还是会激动得手足无措，会看着他的一举一动发呆。他永远走在我的前面、激励着我，永远是我心中的最佳王牌。月日相约影院见我们的王牌偶像刘德华 #我的追星故事#
[Listening to his songs and watching his movies along the way, for so many years he still has influence peoples charisma and before. Into the line years, finally had a chance to cooperate with him, only to find that in front of him I will still excitement, will look at his every move. He always walk in front of me and inspire me, is always the best in my heart ace. Month day meet the cinema to see our ace idol Andy lau # # I make track for a star of the story]
少说话，多做事！我不是最好的，但我要做最努力的......（相关工作事宜联系经纪人郭亭婷：hxmstudiowb@）
我的朋友是个呆B：我狗呢？？？
[My dog???????]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
酥饼大人：手把手教你正确的撩汉姿势！我演汉，你们快来撩我[害羞] #酥饼君的日常#tRcrfFng（使用#秒拍#录制）
[Taught you how to correct the liao han pose! I play, you will quickly pulled me [shy] # # juns daily tRcrfFng (with # recorded using # seconds)]
叫声酥，脸像饼。我是罐头场的压寨CEO，没有蛋蛋也妨碍不了我安静的当一枚美篮子(ー`´ー)
噗嗤大叔：穷养富养，都不如这些教养
[Poor eutrophic, than the upbringing]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
英国报姐：两个学生夜闯非洲水族馆，偷出一只濒临灭种的黑脚企鹅，给人家放生到印度洋。可被偷的企鹅刚当爹。。老婆孩子直接懵逼。。而且因为一直在水族馆生活，没有在野外生存的能力，现在很多志愿者都在满世界的找它。。。。也是不知道说什么好了
[Two students night rush African aquarium, steal a blackfoot penguin dying, gave people released to the Indian Ocean. Just when dad. Can be stolen penguins. Direct meng force. His wife and children. And since you have been living in the aquarium, there is no ability to survive in the wild, now a lot of volunteers in the world looking for it... Also dont know what to say]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
全球创意搜罗：卧槽，碉堡了！衣架还能这样玩，简直神技能啊，涨姿势了[赞]
弱弱的问一句，你这样对衣架， 会不会挨揍？[偷笑]tRcBkRW
[Oh my god, bunker! Hanger can play like this, it skills ah, god grew position [who] < br > weak weak ask, you do this to clothes tree, will not be beaten? [laughing] tRcBkRW]
★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。
我与贱客的日常：来自神父的洗礼！一大巴掌下去，走你！[二哈][笑cry]
tRcrtRRE
[From the baptism of the priest! One big slap down go to, walk you! [two ha] [laugh cry] < br > tRcrtRRE]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：这是一份真实的北京报警录音.。。。[衰]tRcTLitP
[This is a real alarm recording Beijing.... [failure] tRcTLitP]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
思想聚焦：“整日无所事事却累得像条狗。”
[All day doing nothing but tired like a dog.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
一起神回复：就是啊，就没有一天适合上班的！真不是我懒[摊手]
[Is ah, is not suitable to work in a day! Is not my lazy [stand hand]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
最神奇的视频：澳大利亚一网友Jackson ODoherty与他最好的朋友小袋鼠Dimen的日常！[哆啦A梦微笑][哆啦A梦微笑][哆啦A梦微笑] tRcrtjfm
[An Australian net friend Jackson ODoherty with his best friend wallaby Dimen everyday! [doraemon smile] [doraemon smile] [doraemon smile] tRcrtjfm]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！
Happy张江：哇哦~涨姿势啊！！#这个技能你没有#~~衣架还能这样用，太实用啦，马着以后生活中绝对用的上[耶]tRcrVfRB
[Wow ~ up pose!! # # the skills you have no ~ ~ hangers also can do this, very practical, horses with absolute in later life [and] tRcrVfRB]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
国民老岳父公：在我年少时曾遇到一位高僧，他对我说了一句话至今受用，他说：孩子将来你要发图片却不知道怎么配文的时候，可以说分！享！图！片
[In my youth had met a monk, he said to me a words up to now, he said children in the future you want to send pictures but dont know how a caption, can say! Enjoy! Figure! slice]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
蒋欣：不瞞你們說，我曾經也練過八塊腹肌！練到第九塊的時候走火入魔了！於是⋯就九九歸一了⋯
[To tell you the truth, I have also practiced eight piece of abdominal muscle! After practising pieces of time average computer-virus! Then.... In the end]
無愧於心，無愧於父母，這輩子便成功了！！！工作聯繫：經紀人朗若
明星爱街拍：#星速客Shoot# &#陈伟霆# Vol.期时尚大片#星速客陈伟霆# 即将曝光，先给你们看看花絮[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]（没错，这只是花絮[doge]）人活得不如汪星人系列[二哈][二哈][二哈]祝各位迷妹来生成为一只超萌汪星人[喵喵]
[# # # guest star speed Shoot# & William Vol. Issue # fashion shoot star speed passenger William # the exposure, you first to see if trivia [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] (yes, this is just a trivia [doge]) people live as Wang Xing series [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] I wish you all a seduction afterlife became a super sprouting Wang Xing people [meow]]
合作事宜商讨请发信至iantoy@foxmail！不收私信，再说一次，不收私信！
反裤衩阵地：在机场排队办票，前面应该是一CEO，冲着给他拎包的下属大吼：我的衣服呢？衣服怎么没拿！说完用眼睛扫视周围的人。我靠，我真的被他气势震住，立即回避他的眼光，警觉地低头玩手机。过往上班开会经验告诉我——虽然这个项目不归我管，但万一眼神一接触，老板就把烂摊子顺手甩给我：你去给我拿！😳
[In front of the airport line up for tickets, should be a CEO, blunt to give him a bag of subordinate roar loud my clothes? Clothes didnt take! Say that finish with his eyes scanning the people around you. I depend, I really was his momentum shock, immediately to avoid his eyes, alert to play mobile phone. Past experience has taught me to work meeting - though this project I tube no return, but one thousand eye contact, the boss will give me the mess conveniently dumped you to bring me! 😳]
Dolce far niente
同学你该吃药了：一位自称姓疼的网友给杨永信的网戒中心打电话，没想到是这样的结果。。。厉害了我的哥！[笑cry][笑cry](cr.酷酷的滕 )tRcrcJD
[A man hurts netizens call Yang Yongxin network center, that is the result... Much to my brother! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRcrcJD (cr. Cool on vines)]
歪腰歪腰。
趣闻搞笑：宝典在手，天下我有！！[二哈]四川农业大学的一位同学亲手制作的麻将宝典，里面包括：基本规则、基本公式、老司机养成等篇章！包学包会，简直强势！赶紧马起学习！[哈哈] 切记：小玩怡情，赌博违法！
[The bible in hand, all I have!!!!! , a student of sichuan agricultural university, making the mahjong by intelligence, including basic rules, basic formula, and old drivers chapter! Will learn package, strong! Horse up learning quickly! (ha ha) remember small play chief use for delight, gambling is illegal!]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
韩国me2day：【xportsnews】[EXO张艺兴月日率先公开新曲solo出道倒计时]日#张艺兴#的工作室更新官方微博即将solo出道的张艺兴将于月日他生日之际,率先公开新曲#what U need#,作为回馈歌迷粉丝期待支持solo专辑的特别福利并上传了照片一张,据悉照片为张艺兴在新曲MV拍摄现场,他右手指向天空,露出充满克
[[exobiology xportsnews 】 【 lay month day first to open a new song solo debut countdown] day # # lay in the studio to update the official weibo is solo debut will lay on the date of his birthday, the first to open the new song # what U need#, as the feedback fans are looking forward to support the solo album special welfare and upload a photo, the photo to lay at the scene of the new music video, his right hand toward the sky, full of g]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
我的失眠读物：男友离异过，现在说家里没钱不同意办婚礼，我爸妈说不办婚礼就不要啰嗦了，该怎么办？
[Divorced her boyfriend, said home now have no money dont agree with wedding, my parents said no wedding not wordy, what should I do?]
撕逼，狗血极品，甜文各种读物，电影图解
改变你的爱情故事：婚姻中，只有一件事不能低调
[In a marriage, only one thing cant low-key]
改变人心，影响爱情观的感人爱情故事，感受真爱，请自备纸巾~
热表情：食堂阿姨眼中的我们[二哈]，非常形象
[Aunt canteen in the eyes of our [], very image]
一只有情绪的表情包而已。
思想聚焦：没什么玻璃心，不过是挫折经历的太少，所以才把一些琐碎的小事看得很重要。
[No glass heart, but is a frustrating experience too little, so we put some trivial things look very important.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
环球时报：【个月身孕护士跪地托举胎头半小时 术后累瘫地上】近日，一张“护士跪地托举胎头”的照片热传。这名护士来自河南省第二人民医院，有个月身孕。日，该医院在抢救一名突发脐带隐性脱垂、导致胎儿宫内窘迫的病人时，为保证胎儿呼吸，古琳跪地托举胎头多分钟……tRcBrLr中原网
[【 months pregnant nurses kneeling elevates the fetal head and a half hours Tired collapsed after the earth 】 recently, a kneeling, the nurse elevates the fetal head photos of heat transfer. The nurse from henan province, the second peoples hospital has months pregnant. Day, the rescue of the hospital in a sudden umbilical cord recessive prolapse, lead to fetal intrauterine distress of patients, in order to ensure the fetus breathing, GuLin kneeling elevates the fetal head more minutes... TRcBrLr zhongyuan network]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
张小厚Terry：在拍摄～一切都很顺利～
[Everything went well in shooting ~ ~]
好妹妹是一面镜子。工作联系邮箱 chunshenggzs@
趣味贩卖机：#单品集# Anya Hindmarch 简直可爱到炸
[# item set # Anya Hindmarch) simply lovely to fry]
这是一个好玩儿的微博～（抽奖结果见评论栏）
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