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小S：
這條牛仔褲我已經幾萬年沒穿了！今天套上去時甚至還有點鬆~牛仔褲啊~你再跩也跩不過下定決心的國際巨星!
[This pair of jeans I havent wear for tens of thousands of years! Set up today and even some loose jeans ~ ~ you again Zhuai Zhuai but also determined the international star!]

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李晨：
想在最好的时光里守护你，看见你就安心，因为可以“净净”地陪你很久⋯⋯
[Want to guard you in the best time to see you, because you can accompany you for a long time... net]

做一个人生的观光客

彭于晏：
武漢小城故事必吃(刪廣告刪到自己）[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Wuhan city story will eat delete (delete ads to himself) [,] [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]

不停的翻滾！ stay hungry, stay foolish.

思想聚焦：
只想过这种简简单单的平凡生活[摊手]
[Just want to live such a simple ordinary life [stand hand]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

学习粉丝团：
完整视频：希拉里VS特朗普第一场电视辩论完整版，配中文字幕，练练听力，学学美音………（制作：观察者网） tRcVCHO
[Full video Hillary Clinton versus the first televised debate trump the full version, with Chinese subtitles, practise listening, learn the beautiful sound......... (network) observer tRcVCHO]

好好学习，天天向上！微信号：xuefans

新浪娱乐：
【传G姓女演员坠崖甘婷婷郭书瑶报平安】今日，有网友爆料称有某位G姓的知名女演员坠崖，现场画面十分血腥，目前医院已经封锁了消息。@甘婷婷TD 等众多G姓女星躺枪，继@郭书瑶报平安后，甘婷婷也发声辟谣，表示自己正在家休假陪家人。据悉，目前是否有G姓女星坠崖一事有待考证。tRcoICd
[【 G surname actress cliff Bobo guo yao book report peaceful 】 today, some netizens said that there are a certain G is well-known actress cliff, the scene is very bloody, the hospital has blocked the message. @ bobo TD such G surnamed actress innocent, after the @ guo yao book report peaceful, bobo also voice the rumor, said that she is home on vacation with my family. It is understood that currently have G surname actress of a cliff. tRcoICd]

新浪娱乐

我下体都笑裂了：
这场wii上的网球双打比赛简直紧张至极，扣人心弦，简直不给自己队友任何机会看得我很焦灼啊，天下武功唯快不破[笑cry] tRcU
[On the wii tennis doubles match is tense and exciting, can not give any chance to see his teammates I very anxious, all fighting skill only fast break tRcU [laugh cry]]

专门分享各种搞笑的东西，让你下体笑炸裂！！

单身的日常：
怪不得我声音不好听[哆啦A梦微笑]
[No wonder my voice is not good [doraemon smile]]

我的心愿是...........成为一个单身富婆

全球影视指南：
【重口电影《疯羊》】一个骇人的好看的故事，而且是你从未看过的“丧尸”电影。生活在新西兰牧场的两兄弟一心想让羊群“优生优育”，想卖出好价钱，于是给公羊注射了一种催生剂。却没想到温顺的绵羊变成了凶猛的肉食动物…有点血腥，但很好看，马住！tRcbIg
[Heavy movie crazy sheep mouth a terrible beautiful story, and is the zombie film that you have never seen. Live in New Zealand pastures of two brothers who just wanted to let a flock of sheep eugenics, want to sell a good price, then injected a catalyst agent into ram. But I didnt think the tame sheep into a ferocious predators... A little bloody, but is very good-looking, horse! tRcbIg]

不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！关注后私信直接获得高清链接！你懂的！

噗嗤大叔：
最适合女孩子的工作是什么？
[The most suitable for girls do?]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

冷笑话精选：
好凶残的吉祥物！一言不合就吃人[笑cry]tRcofz
[Good brutal mascot! A word is not [laugh cry] tRcofz eat people]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

思想聚焦：
“一生自律善良，自觉没有做过什么对不起人的事儿，唯一觉得抱歉的是，给过自己的许多承诺，到头来没有几个实现过。”
[Self-discipline life is good, what did you do any sorry people consciously, the only feel sorry is that gave many of his promises, in the end few true.]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

唐马儒：
一场内心戏……
[Acting a...]

合作邮箱：hezuo@baozou

神店通缉令：
这运动会的入场真的没谁了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，大写的服气[笑cry]
[This games who really do not have the, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, uppercase convinced [laugh cry]]

微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

一起神回复：
有味道的理想，厉害了我的小朋友！[doge]
[Have a taste of the ideal, much my friend! [doge]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

这里是美国：
武术家示范如何在一秒内连击对手下，厉害！[笑cry]tRcuoYEa
[Martial artists demonstrate how a second combo opponent, fierce! [laughing cry] tRcuoYEa]

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头条新闻：
#热点#【鲇鱼登陆、风雨呼啸，福州秒变“湖州”[黑线]】台风“鲇鱼”今日凌晨在福建惠安县沿海登陆，可远在百余公里之外的福州，市民一觉醒来发现自己的城市已变成“湖州”，个别地方积水齐腰深，分不出哪里是河哪里是路…一起感受下：tRcoNoc
[Hot # # the walking fish landing, roar, fuzhou second huzhou (black line) 】 the typhoon megi made landfall at the coast of fujian province huian today, but hundreds kilometers away in fuzhou, citizens wake up to find their city has become a lake, individual local water waist deep, cant tell where is the river where is a way... Under the feeling together tRcoNoc]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

马男波杰克Bojack：
现在越懒以后要付出的就越多现在爱拖以后负担的就越多人生的很多不如意并不是你运气不好不是你不够漂亮不是你没有机会多是因为懒和拖
[Now more lazy later to pay Now the more you will love pulling the burden after many disappointments in life is not your bad luck Not you are beautiful than no chance because you lazy and drag]

一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃

搭配师林欣：
张继科登上Madame Figaro Hommes 十月刊封面傲骨男孩的侧颜杀！要不要这么帅[打脸]
[Zhang Jike on Madame Figaro Hommes issue of the cover Accept the boys side yan kill! Do you want so handsome [face]]

你身边的女装搭配师

电影工厂：
科幻短片《号房间》一个“潘多拉魔盒”打开了一个无限死循环空间。tRcIZ
[Science fiction film room number a Pandoras box opens a space of an infinite loop. tRcIZ]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

孔二狗：
躲了足足俩月酒，终于在上海改完了剧本。发现：所有酒局，没我照样喝。[泪][爱你]
[Hide the wine for two month, finally finished in Shanghai to play. Findings all wine, didnt I still drink. Love you [tears] []]

爱国诗人，小马奔腾！神爱世人，狗哥爱你！

娱乐情报媛：
好美，十年前后#刘亦菲#对比照，时间雕刻了容颜，沉淀了气质！真的是十几年容颜不变啊，侧脸美得不像话，毫无抵抗力[舔屏]
[Beautiful, # # l for comparison before and after ten years, time carved face, precipitated the temperament! More than a decade the appearance really is the same ah, side face of beautiful place, there is no resistance [lick screen]]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～

挑款师：
Magazine｜杜鹃受邀登 Harpers Bazaar 时尚芭莎十月&三十周年纪念刊。化身藏族姑娘，演绎了一组“藏风吹”的主题时尚大片。完美诠释了民族与时装的魅力~ 娟姐身上那股清冷迷人的气质，真是美极了…
[Magazine | cuckoo to be invited to climb Harpers Bazaar Bazaar & October anniversary of the publication. Reincarnate Tibetan girl, deduce a set of hide the wind the theme of the fashion. Perfect interpretation of nation and fashion charm ~ yun elder sister that cool and attractive temperament, its so beautiful...]

这里是你的私人挑款师，关注这里，分享美丽，留住快乐！

鋼筆様子：
无证经营肯定是错，关停营业也是正常
执法没错，办证也是必需

可在如今一个景区都有买十元的一瓶矿泉水
去纠结五元贵的手工葱油饼是不是有点搞笑？
一没有强卖，二没做病毒营销
完全是口碑好，被人传大，而引来的媒体

更奇怪的是葱油饼的事扯人家坐牢干什么？
坐牢出来阿大也是创业自立更生，顾母
[Without a licence must be wrong and shut down the business is also a normal law enforcement yes, registration is also required but in a scenic spot has ten yuan to buy a bottle of mineral water five yuan to wonder your manual scallion pancakes Is it funny? a nothing to sell, two didnt do viral marketing completely is good word of mouth, were large, and attracted media is more strange Scallion pancakes thing tore the somebody else go to prison? to jail out Big is a startup, self-reliance o mother]

用钢笔写出你的样子,愿钢笔保佑你的样子...

CNU_blank：
中条あやみ
[随着鱼杆啊]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

韩国me2day：
【instiz】偶尔下线的#朴灿烈#宝宝的大双眼皮~但是不管怎么样我们都帅着呐~[摊手](cr.logo)
[Occasional logoff # # chan yeol instiz 】【 babys big double-fold eyelid ~ but anyway we are all handsome here ~ [stand hand] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

Happy张江：
现代人颈椎病患病率高达-%，教大家一套简单的颈椎病缓解预防操，动作不难，视.频中有详细讲解，mark空闲之余练练！[good]#这个技能你没有# tRcola
[Cervical vertebra disease prevalence rate is as high as modern - %, teach you a simple set of cervical spondylosis alleviate prevention operation, action is not difficult,. There are detailed in the frequency, the mark of the free practice! [good] # # the skills you dont have tRcola]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

一句心情签名：
人一辈子，你得信这一条：留得住的不需用力，留不住的不需费力。来去随缘，强求不得。
[Person for the rest of your life, you have to believe this one to retain the need not hard, do not leave without effort. And fate, insist.]

有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。

全球幽默趣事：
我跟你讲再按我真的打你了，我生气起来连我自己都敢打！哈哈哈萌翻了[笑cry] tRcKhJC .
[I tell you then I really hit you, I am angry to even I myself all dare to play! Ha ha ha of double tRcKhJC [laugh cry].]

请自觉【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”

我的前任是个极品：
#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

当时我就震惊了：
这是什么吉祥物，一言不合就吃人，还知道不吃臭鞋，难道就是传说中的鲶鱼精？[摊手]tRckP
[This is what the mascot, a word not eat people, also know dont eat shoes, is the essence of the legendary catfish? [stand hand] tRckP]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

我们爱讲冷笑话：
韩国网友上班忘带午餐，他老婆顺手就给扔下去了。。
[Korean netizens forgot to take my lunch to work, conveniently to throw down. Then his wife.]

笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创请及时联系冷兔）

猫扑：
星巴克骗吻狂魔，姿势很老练哇[污][污]tRtkqH
[Starbucks lie to kiss slasher, posture is very sophisticated wow [pollution] [pollution] tRtkqH]

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