牛仔褲你們跩個屁啊！老娘現在全都穿得下了!而且很輕鬆的套進去~
[Jeans you Zhuai fart! Under the old niang now all dressed! And easily set in ~]
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全球热门搜罗：杨洋自拍讲堂开课啦， 卧槽，简直太撩人了，突然好心疼小岳岳，哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。[笑cry] tRcZcK
[Yang Yang take lecture hall classes, oh my god, it is too hot, suddenly good love dearly small YueYue, ha ha ha ha ha ha... [laughing cry] tRcZcK]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
范冰冰：站在台上的那一刻，很紧张也很激动，电影节开幕那天是我生日，我许了一个愿望，希望许一个最佳女主角，真没想到在闭幕式的时候给了我这么大的一个生日礼物！谢谢冯导，谢谢中军哥，中磊哥，谢谢震云老师，谢谢小綦哥，谢谢韬哥，谢谢摄影师罗攀，谢谢这位这么出彩的男主角，谢谢台前幕后所有的同仁，
[Standing on the stage of that a moment, very nervous and excited, film festival opening day is my birthday, I made a wish, hope to make a best actress, I didnt know that at the time of the closing ceremony gave me such a big birthday gift! Thank you Mr. Feng, thank ZhongJun elder brother, leilei, thank the earthquake cloud teacher, thank you little QiGe, thank the elder brother of the towers, thank the photographer Luo Pan, thank the such a brilliant actor, thank you behind the scenes all the colleagues,]
英国报姐：威廉和凯特带着俩娃前往加拿大，加拿大总理Justin Trudeau 带着夫人亲自接驾，乔治小王子依旧是一脸看谁都是乡巴佬，但是乖乖挥手时候还是萌出血，夏洛特小公主则一路吃手指看天。这对皇室萌娃，也是无敌了。
[Both of William and Kate with Eva to Canada, Canadas prime minister, Justin Trudeau with Mrs Welcome I personally, George is still a face of the little prince to see who is a hick, but darling when wave or of bleeding, charlotte little princess is all the way to eat finger see days. The royal of Eva, is invincible.]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
人民日报：【重大突破！癌细胞被中国医生用小苏打“饿死”了】浙大肿瘤研究所教授胡汛与研究团队发现“饿死”癌细胞的新疗法：用小苏打去除肿瘤内的氢离子，可破坏乳酸根和氢离子的协同作用，快速有效杀死处于葡萄糖饥饿或缺乏的肿瘤细胞。该疗法发表在权威杂志elife上，获国际权威认可。tRcQXdgi
[【 breakthrough! The cancer cells by the Chinese doctors use baking soda to starve 】 professor hu xun zhejiang university cancer institute and the research team found that starve new cancer therapy hydrogen ions with baking soda to remove the tumor, can damage the synergy of lactic acid root and hydrogen ions, fast and efficient to kill tumor cells in glucose starvation or lack. The therapy is published in the authoritative magazine on elife, be recognised international authority. tRcQXdgi]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
新浪娱乐：好久不见金城武！[爱你][爱你]@高晓松 显瘦有三宝——后退、捂脸、穿黑色！tRcEFv
[Long time no see takeshi kaneshiro! Love you love you [] [] @ gao Show thin has treble - backward, wu face, wear black! tRcEFv]
新浪娱乐
思想聚焦：都来说说听到一半就循环的爆好听的英文歌吧！
[All say hear half cycle critical English song!]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
冷笑话精选：那些开了挂的日本工人！全程目瞪口呆…… tRcrGJ
[Who opened the hang of Japanese workers! The entire stunned... tRcrGJ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
我与贱客的日常：嗨！陆狗，我海狗啊~[doge][doge]
[A hi! Dog, lu I ~ [doge] [doge] seals,]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
共青团中央：日前，@青年力网 赵赛艇撰文揭露了一批媚日反华账号对我国运动员进行污名化的操作手法，引起网友广泛讨论。无独有偶，据网友反映，我国运动员宁泽涛同样长期遭受腾讯体育歪曲报道。看@青年力网 本期媒体观察↓↓↓ tRcnOvn
[A few days ago, @ youth power network Zhao rowing wrote to reveal a batch of mei, anti-china account for our athletes in stigmatized operation technique, caused extensive discussions. Similarly, netizens report, Chinas athletes NingZeTao also suffer from tencent sports distorted reports for a long time. Look @ youth power network The current media observe left left left tRcnOvn down down down]
我的前任是个极品：听说这些都是得罪老婆的下场。。。[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[I heard these are against the wife of... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry]]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
赵雅芝：丝绸之路国際电影节，瞬间融入西安这座具有悠久历史底蕴的文化中了🌷✨
[丝绸之路国际电影节，瞬间融入西安这座具有悠久历史底蕴的文化中了🌷✨]
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全球奇闻趣事：一对岁的青梅竹马，分开了个月后再次相遇，这反应让人心都融化了超级有爱！[心] tRcETQX .
[A pair of old childhood sweethearts, separated months later to meet again, the response to every mans heart melted a super love! TRcETQX [heart].]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
应昊茗：回眸间 依稀在 淡淡的 问一声早 道一句安！
[Looking back at between Vaguely, greet a an early in light!]
走好选择的路，别选择好走的路，你才能拥有真正的自己。工作联络：zhanglinaangel@
南方都市报：【疯了？平米万起！深圳版“蚁房”内部照曝光】网传深圳平米蚁房样板间对外开放，价格万的精装极小户号称深圳绝版。从现场看房者发出的房间图片显示，并没有传说中的“下桌上床”，唯一一张床是嵌入衣柜里的。房间功能齐备，厨房、卧室、卫生间等一应俱全。↓↓tRcQApsx 网友：这就
[【 crazy? Thousands square meters up! Shenzhen edition ant room internal according to expose 】 network transmission ant shenzhen square meters room opening to the outside world between example, minimal price than hardcover claims to shenzhen out of print. From the viewer pictures show room, not the legendary table under the bed, only a bed is embedded in the closet. Full room, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, etc. Left left tRcQApsx netizen it is]
欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）
朴海镇：창단식 리허설중인저. 创团试彩排中的我.
不二马大叔：福猫。据说秒内转发会有福报哈哈哈哈😄😄😄
[F the cat. 据说秒内转发会有福报哈哈哈哈😄😄😄]
完成比完美重要。工作室淘宝店址shop.taobao
韩国me2day：韩国电视台tvN即将迎来建台周年,大规模颁奖典礼“tvN Awards”也将随之进行,今天就跟随小编看看tvN那些经典好看的电视剧和优秀的演员们吧~[心] tRcRht
[South Korean television tvN will build anniversary, large-scale Awards tvN allow will also be followed, with small make up today look at those classic tvN good-looking TV dramas and excellent actors ~ [heart] tRcRht]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
口袋英语：【双语 ‖ Emma Watson关于平权问题在联合国的最新演讲】 Emma Watson在纽约出席联合国大会，继续为HeForShe运动发声！[鼓掌] 艾玛小姐从自己的大学生活出发，选择的切入点是：大学校园内的性别平等问题... 女神真的好美[爱你]tRcQkgJ
[【 bilingual lots Emma Watson about equal rights in the UNs latest speech 】 Emma Watson to attend the UN general assembly in New York, continue as the voice of HeForShe movement! [applause.] miss Emma from your university life, choose the starting point is the gender equality problem on college campuses... The goddess of beauty really good love you [] tRcQkgJ]
唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 ！合作QQ：
班主任的课：传说中的双眼皮手术。按照顺序一步一步演示~胆小的慎点 !![生病][衰]tRLpyG
[The legendary double-fold eyelid surgery. Step by step according to the order demo wisely ~ timid!! [ill] [failure] tRLpyG]
当地较为知名的班主任。独家公众号：bzrdkweixin
秒拍：@杨洋icon 老师自拍课堂开课啦，咩咩亲授自拍秘笈，小岳岳不惧颜值压力实力pk~杨洋真·老司机！[doge]#秒拍# #快乐大本营# @杨洋资讯站 @杨洋全国后援会官博 @杨洋宣传组 @杨洋icon的微博羊圈 话说羊咩咩也太能撩了吧！[色][色]全程花痴脸，简直要了老命啊戳→tRcZcK
[@ Yang Yang icon teacher take classroom course, baa baa kiss give take tips, little YueYue unafraid appearance level pressure strength, pk ~ Yang Yangzhen driver! [doge] take # # # seconds happy camp # @ Yang Yang, Yang Yang, a kiosk @ the fan club officer Po @ Yang Yang, Yang Yang, a propaganda team @ icon of weibo sheepfold Words sheep baa baa also too can liao!!!! [color] [color] anthomaniac face all the way, almost desperate efforts to stamp - tRcZcK]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
北美吐槽君：男友父亲的遗愿是看到儿子结婚，而我才大三...该怎么办
[Fathers last wish is to see her boyfriend son get married, and Im junior... What should I do]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
美食台foodvideo：又到了吃螃蟹的季节，怎能少了经典的毛蟹炒年糕？今天我们邀请了擅长老上海本帮菜的Mimi，教你一煎一炒一煮，零失败做好这道菜，吸足了酱汁和鲜味的年糕，也毫不输给主角哦！tRcQXH tRcQrmu
[Less to eat crab season again, how can the classic hairy crab Fried rice cakes? Today we invited specialize in old Shanghai local cuisines of Mimi, teach you a Fried, Fried, zero failure to do this dish, took the sauce and freshness of rice cakes, and loss to the hero! TRcQXH tRcQrmu]
饿了就来找我们。
都市快报：美女主播跟随地质专家，国内首次洞穴探险直播！ tRcQAO .
[Female anchors with geological experts, the domestic first spelunking live! TRcQAO.]
都市快报由杭州日报报业集团主办。据最近全国晚报都市报竞争力排名，都市快报全国第二，浙江第一；世界日报发行量百强最新排名位。
人民日报：【今天，重温鲁迅】①愿中国青年都摆脱冷气，只是向上走，不必听自暴自弃者的话。②坦途在前，人又何必因了一点小障碍而不走路呢。③时间就是性命。无端的空耗别人的时间，其实是无异于谋财害命。④世上本没有路，走的人多了，也便成了路。今天，鲁迅先生诞辰周年。他的话，送给逆境彷徨中的你↓↓
[Today, back to lu xun 】 【 () to Chinese youth are out of air conditioning, just go upward, dont have to listen to the words of the abandon. () the road ahead, people why sings a little obstacles and dont walk? . Time is life. Gratuitous waste other peoples time, is actually is a gain. () in the world this no road, walk of person many, also then became road. Today, lu xuns birth anniversary. He give adversity wanders in your left, left]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
中国日报：【暖哭！[泪]健忘老人吃饭忘付钱，你会怎么做？】在成都街头，一位健忘的老人，吃完饭忘记付钱，甚至迷失了回家路，成都人的真实反应却是这样的！！近日，广东卫视的一档真人秀节目《你会怎么做》来到了成都，他们的举动感动了全国网友……[心]↓tRcQMCj
[【 warm cry! [tears] eat forgetful old man forget to pay, what do you do? Streets in chengdu, a forgetful old man, forget to pay for dinner, and even lost home road, chengdu peoples true response is such!!!!! Recently, the guangdong TV reality show what do you do come to chengdu, they move touched the net friend... [heart] left tRcQMCj]
《中国日报》是中国国家英文日报，作为中国了解世界、世界了解中国的重要窗口，是国内外高端人士首选的中国英文媒体。
人民网：【男子吃旺旺雪饼运气没有变旺 向多部门写信举报】日，谢先生到超市购物，受广告词“天天吃旺旺，运气会旺哦”诱导，购买了一袋旺旺雪饼。连续食用多天，运气并没有变好。谢先生认为商家虚假宣传，一怒之下写信向执法部门举报，要求赔偿元，目前暂未有相关反馈。(南国早报)tRcmRGl
[The man want want snow cake luck does not change Report to department 】, thank a gentleman to go to the supermarket shopping, the advertising slogan eat want want everyday, luck will be prosperous induction, bought a bag of want want snow cake. Consecutive days, luck is not good. Thank a gentleman to think businessman false propaganda, write in a rage to law enforcement departments and demand compensation for yuan, there is no feedback. TRcmRGl (south China morning post)]
报道全球 传播中国
电影图解师：宋家三胞胎有独特的拍照技巧，哈哈，萌哭的同时get新技能！[哈哈][太开心][爱你]tRclUrr
[Song triplets are unique photo tips, ha ha, of cry and get new skills! (ha ha) [quite happy] [love] you tRclUrr]
电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿！
复古老照片：全智贤的青葱岁月 越看越好看
[Quan zhixian of youth More see more good-looking]
怀旧，不是因为那个时代那么好，而是那个时候，你还年轻。
北京小风子：一起健身 一边聊天～不用太长时间～-分钟就够啦（来自tRcELon）APP下载地址：tRcWnPJZ
[Gym with Side chat ~ dont too long - minutes is enough (from tRcELon) APP download address tRcWnPJZ]
我要在大学毕业前周游世界！因为老了拍照片就不漂亮了😝 公众号：京华闯荡；ins jackieechen
德卡先生的信箱：“好像风够温柔了 好像阳光够暖和了 好像一切都很美 好像没有你而已”
[Its like the wind is gentle enough Like sunshine warm enough like everything is very beautiful As if without you]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画
小奇趣摘：艾玛！！太可爱啦 ，主人把树枝扔到河里，让汪星人们去捡，wuli二哈自告奋勇，结果一脸狗生无望啊[笑cry] tRcRC
[Emma!!!!! Too cute, master threw the branches to the river, let Wang Xing people to pick up, wuli he volunteered, two results a face of the dog born hopeless [laugh cry] tRcRC]
小奇趣摘
王志安：郭德纲的文采真不错，但回应文是打太极，曹文的核心问题基本都没回应。反正曹文也发了挺长时间，一般人也都记不住细节了，挺高的。今天要是有时间，我就写一篇文章分析分析这场师徒反目的制度背景。
[Guo is a nice gift, but the response is tai chi, the core issue of Cao Wen basic didnt respond. Anyway Cao Wen also made a very long time, the average person cant remember the details, is very high. Today if you have time, I will write an essay analyzing the system of teacher and pupils purpose.]
用冰冷的理性温暖世界。
全球奇异事件：DIY阑尾炎手术全过程！莫名戳中笑点，面粉人：我到底得罪谁了[微笑][笑cry]tRcQPkRl
[DIY appendicitis operation process! Difficult to express in the punchline, flour what the hell am I have sinned against who [smiles] [laugh cry] tRcQPkRl]
发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ
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