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王尼玛：
一组被玩坏的ppap，简直太洗脑了……[二哈]
[A set of ppap is play bad, absolutely too brainwashed... [two ha]]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

人民日报：
【暖心！医生抱小患者看动画片转移注意力[心]】日凌晨两点多，吉林长春一个月大的小患者因不慎将头部磕伤，被送到医院。做术前准备时，孩子哭闹不止，医生张维便掏出手机抱着孩子看起了动画片“猫和老鼠”，稳住孩子情绪。张大夫说，这是本职工作，每个医生都会这么做。tRcHgQB
[Patients with doctors in the warm heart! Hold the cartoons distracting [heart]], more than two in the morning, changchun, jilin is a month old little snatched head injury patients, was sent to hospital. Preoperative preparation, the children crying, the doctor Mr. Animated films began to take out a cellular phone to see her child in her arms cat and mouse, hold the child mood. Doctor zhang said, it is the labor of duty, every doctor to do so. tRcHgQB]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

Happy张江：
厉害了我的哥！一位自称姓疼的网友给杨永信的网戒中心打电话，万万没想到的结局，绝对亲爹啊哈哈哈哈哈#这个技能你没有#[哈哈]tRcBBzoz
[Much to my brother! A man hurts netizens call Yang Yongxin network center, the end of the wildest dreams, absolute father mew ahaha ha ha ha # # the skills you dont have (ha ha) tRcBBzoz]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

这里是美国：
《破产姐妹》回来啦！第六季月日早点回归！你还在追不？[抱抱]
[The bankruptcy and sisters come back! Season month early return! Are you still up? [hug]]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

冷笑话精选：
锄禾日当午，汗滴禾下土，谁知盘中餐，我忍得好辛苦！！快被小姑娘萌翻了[笑cry]tRcBuJto
[Hoe grain to be noon for day, began sweating grain soils, behold, I endure well hard!!!!! Was a little girl of double tRcBuJto [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

范冰冰：
#爵迹引爆日#爵迹全新世界的大门正在缓缓打开，万千幻想，凝聚成真。月日，我是鬼山莲泉，请多多关照！#爵迹燃魂#预售传送门→【微票儿tRMdeq】【猫眼电影tRcpdPyL】【淘票票tRcwDZe】【百度糯米tRcpdPyy】【万达电影tRcmAjY】
[# # jue trace detonated, jue trace the door are slowly open up a whole new world, myriad fantasy, come true. On day, I am a ghost mountain springs, please take care of a lot! # # jue trace of soul to booking portal - > 【 micro ticket son tRMdeq 】【 the cats eye film tRcpdPyL 】【 tao polarizer tRcwDZe 】【 baidu glutinous rice tRcpdPyy 】【 wanda film tRcmAjY 】]

秋田六千：
推主azuno_mix在楼梯上参加了一场猫咪握手会，因为这位偶像实在太过可爱，已经来来回回握了很多次了[喵喵]
[Push the main azuno_mix shaking hands in a cat on the stairs, because the icon is too lovely, has had a lot of back and forth grip [meow]]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

马克Malik：
这个真的不是我😳😳😳😳
[这个真的不是我😳😳😳😳]

头像里的玫瑰是给你的微信平台：马克叔英语

当时我就震惊了：
《曾经的你》现场高清版，曾梦想仗剑走天涯，看一看世界的繁华，年少的心总有些轻狂，如今你四海为家，这辈子一定要看一场这样的演唱会！tRcBBcRQ
[Once you live hd, dreamed of battle sword go, take a look at the prosperity of the world, always some frivolous young heart, now you move around and be sure to watch a concert like this in my whole life! tRcBBcRQ]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

头条新闻：
#万象#【小偷入室行窃遇剽悍夫妻被打得浑身是伤欲跳楼[笑cry]】近日，江苏徐州一名青年男子伪装成女性攀爬入室行窃，没想到刚进屋便惊醒男主人，一番搏斗之后，小偷将男主人刺伤，但被赶来支援的女主人制服。小偷还试图跳楼，却被女主人拦腰抱住，牢牢控制。详情：tRcBlWwy
[All # # 【 thieves burglary in wild couple Was beaten was hurt to jump off a building [laugh cry]] recently, a young man in xuzhou, jiangsu disguised as women climb burglary, unexpectedly just become awakened into male master, after a fight, the thief will host stabbed, but was to support the hostess uniforms. The thief also attempt to jump off a building, has been thrown around the hostess, firmly in control. Details tRcBlWwy]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

我是小糗君：
#小糗爆料# 哪一瞬间突然非常想家？
[# # small embarrassing Revelations for an instant suddenly very homesick?]

私信你们的糗事

我的朋友是个呆B：
这只叫Maya的哈士奇出生时边没有脚掌，身上还有各种毛病。但在主人的悉心照料下，这些都不能阻止它美美地，快乐地享受生活~[心]
[This name is Maya, the husky edge without feet at birth, you have all sorts of problems. But under the care of his master, all these cant stop it and enjoy, happy enjoy life ~ [heart]]

其实，我是一个卖披萨的。

善良的资源帝：
一英国记者采访福原爱，福原爱用一口东北话接受采访，结果找不到翻译，于是找了个只学过四个多月中文美国裁判帮忙~简直太热闹了。 [笑cry]tRcBcxjW
[A British reporter ai fukuhara, ai fukuhara in an interview with a mouthful of northeast words and cant find the translation as a result, then found a learned more than four months only Chinese American referee help ~ it is too noisy. [laughing cry] tRcBcxjW]

定期分享电视剧电影图片音乐资源

泰国零距离：
厉害了我的女神！快乐宝拉又一翻唱力作，倾情演绎洗脑神曲《PPAP》，真是辣到了我的小眼睛[二哈] tRcBK
[Much of my goddess! Happy another cover, Paula in brainwash the divine comedy PPAP, is really hot in my small eyes [two ha] tRcBK]

泰国不仅仅只有人妖....

新闻晨报：
【厉害了，我的同学！麻将宝典请收好！[二哈]】近日，网友@阿萌Doris 在微博上晒出了一组四川农业大学的同学赠送的麻将宝典。常用口诀、基本公式、特殊牌型等一应俱全，纯手写，工整简洁，新时代的匠人精神啊[doge][喵喵]不会打麻将的童鞋可以get一下了！说不定长假里用得上哈！[哈哈]
[【 much, my classmates! Mahjong bible away please! Ha] [two] recently, the netizens @ o Doris on weibo drying out a group of students from sichuan agricultural university, mahjong bible. Commonly used formula, basic formula, special card type, etc from soup to nuts, pure hand, neat and concise, the builders of the spirit of the new age ah [doge] [meow] wont play mahjong shoes can get it! Maybe holiday use ha! [ha ha]]

新媒体合作：qq；曝料热线：- ；客服热线：、

共青团中央：
一个外国人说：“如果在中国不能过得像国王一样，我还来做什么呢？”月起，我国将推行外国人来华工作许可制度，来华就业的外国人会被分为A、B、C三类进行管理。没有真才实学的老外若想留在中国，靠忽悠不行了！@观察者网 tRcBdSzw
[A foreigner said if the Chinese cant live like a king, what do I have to do? Month, will introduce foreigners work permit system in China, the employment of foreigners in China can be divided into A, B, C three categories. No genuine ability of foreigners to stay in China, rely on fool not line! Net tRcBdSzw @ observer]

新浪娱乐：
#养眼美图#@张继科与马龙@captain龙合体为杂志拍摄的大片曝光！[色]张继科、马龙西装革履化身迷人绅士，霸道总裁科简直Man爆了！奶龙还是乖乖哒~[太开心]→tRcBExd
[# # to depict the beautiful @ Zhang Jike Malone @ captain and the dragon fit for large exposure of the magazine! [color] Zhang Jike, Malone suits incarnation charming gentleman, arbitrary President Man burst! Milk dragon dalai ~ [quite happy] - > tRcBExd obediently]

新浪娱乐

短尾六千：
这个不听话的秋千，朕一定要坐上！[喵喵]
[The disobedient swing, I must sit on! [meow]]

微~信~订~阅~号：qiutianliuqian

韩剧步步惊心_丽：
#步步惊心：丽# #韩版步步惊心# 【视频】《步步惊心：丽》第集制作花絮：四树CP强吻花絮（feat.生日礼物）~~[污]解树的生日礼物居然是直进男王昭的心动强吻[污][污][污]四树吻戏花絮（完整版）现在请确认！tRcBBPbJ
[# the heart-pounding step by step li han edition heart-pounding step by step # # # [video] the heart-pounding step by step li in the first set production trivia four tree CP strong lips trivia (feat. Birthday gift) tree as a birthday present ~ ~ [pollution] solution was straight into male wang chiu heart strong lips [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] four tree kiss tidbits (full version) please confirm now! tRcBBPbJ]

♡韩剧韩版步步惊心：丽吧官方微博♡贴吧：韩版步步_惊心吧 &韩版步步吧 ☆ 接受各位宝宝投稿

一起神吐槽：
主人你在吃啥啊，主人你在吃啥啊，主人你在吃啥啊...[二哈]
[Master you eat what ah, who are you eating what ah, master what are you eating... [two ha]]

你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎，节操必失，三观毁尽...

谷大白话：
《南方公园》新季回归，SP宣传车跑到剧中出现过的美国各处经典地标打广告。包括：白宫、林肯纪念堂、川普竞选总部、希拉里竞选总部、摩门教总部、山达基教总部、脸书总部、加拿大边境等[二哈]
[South park to return to the new season, SP vehicle to run to the play of classic landmarks across America, advertising. Include the White House, Lincoln memorial, trump headquarters, Hillary Clinton campaign headquarters, headquarters of Mormon, scientology teach headquarters, facebook headquarters, such as the Canadian border ,]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

机智的兵长：
跟男友道歉的正确方法
[The proper way to apologize to her boyfriend]

《盗墓笔记》导演，《万万没想到》《屌丝男士》编剧..........的粉丝。| 合作QQ：;功纵号：jizhi

内裤都笑松了：
美国网友家里养了只狗狗，其中只是哈士奇！来看看到底是什么体验[二哈]tRcuDkg
[American netizens have the dog dog in the home, which is husky! Lets see what experience [two ha] tRcuDkg]

专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

机智大夫：
我还没赚够钱，但真的想娶你。
[I havent earn enough money, but I really want to marry you.]

专治无聊大夫，别看资料看疗效。

全球创意搜罗：
插画师 EmmyKalia 用彩铅手绘头发的过程，我已看呆[good]tRcfTr
[Illustrator EmmyKalia with hand-painted hair color lead process, I have seen stay tRcfTr [good]]

★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。

Crystal张天爱：
我发表了头条文章《写给我的幺鸡》 tRcBguOI
[I published articles headlines to my MAO chicken tRcBguOI]

我不希望做个最聪明的人，但我最渴望做一个真实真诚用一切面对你的人!

笑话有木有：
Youtube上点赞最多的首单曲，你听过几首？[心][心] tRcLyHPM
[Youtube thumb up most singles, have you heard of a few? TRcLyHPM [heart] [heart]]

知名搞笑幽默达人

我与贱客的日常：
是什么支撑你在祖国母亲生日的前两天还在工作？让领导看到！[二哈][doge]
[What support you two days before the motherland mothers birthday also at work? Let the leadership to see! [two ha] [doge]]

各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

生活大爆炸TBBT：
#精彩片段# 具有种族特色的亲戚！即使是种族成见，在《生活大爆炸》里也可以被当做笑料来讲！[笑cry]
[# # highlights with ethnic characteristics of relatives! Even the racial stereotypes, in the big bang theory can also be as will tell jokes! [laughing cry]]

私信获取【资源】！Wei信【i_tbbt】。合作QQ联系：

小逗比神吐槽：
厉害了这个喷雾！简直逆天了！好神奇[吃惊][吃惊][吃惊] tRcWnqf
[Much of this spray! Can playing god! Good magic [surprised] [surprised] [surprised] tRcWnqf]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！

天涯历知幸：
有部美国电影，名字叫He’s Just Not That Into You，没看过的可以看一下，我私信里面关于情感的提问，这部电影可以解答其中%。千言万语一句话：他不喜欢你，没事别给自己加戏，你就算演成奥斯卡影后，也没辙。
[Name with the movie, He s Just Not That Into You, havent seen can have a look at, I direct messages inside questions about emotion, the film can solve the %. Thousands of words in a word he doesnt like you, nothing dont give yourself add drama, even if you play as Oscar winner, department.]

客户经理里最好的小说作者！小说作者里最好的客户经理！

人民网：
【这间大学男生宿舍，将刷新你对工科男的认知[二哈]】简直难以置信，这竟然是男生宿舍！湘潭大学大三男生文同学虽然是自动化专业的学生，但却文艺范儿十足，现在靠自学的手绘养活自个绰绰有余。他的宿舍更像一间花房，放眼望去都是萌萌的多肉植物以及他的手绘作品。@快乐老人报
[The male dormitory, the university will refresh you for engineering male cognitive ha] [two] is incredible, this is male dormitory! Xiangtan university junior boys learn Chinese, although is automation major students, but art aron, self-taught hand-painted support themselves now more than sufficient. His dormitory is more like a greenhouse, look are sprouting sprouting meaty plant and his hand-painted works. @ happy old man to]

报道全球传播中国

搞笑皮哥：
#最搞笑视频# 太搞笑了…[笑cry][笑cry]从来没见过那么任性的老鼠～你是在闹哪样啊！猫猫都懵逼了…………[喵喵][喵喵]tRcBBwhA
[# # the most funny video is so funny... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] have never seen so wayward mouse ~ ring in which you are! The cat cat have meng force............ [meow] [meow meow] tRcBBwhA]

合作加扣扣：搞笑皮哥，巫师，请转告公主，老子还在披荆斩棘的路上，雪山未翻、大河未过、巨龙未杀、美女未泡！叫她继续死睡吧！