2016年9月24日星期六

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈这就尴尬了!父母见完儿子的女友后......鬼知道他们都经历了什么[doge]tRcHWNi
[Ha ha ha its embarrassing! After parents see the sons girlfriend... Who knows what they have been through [doge] tRcHWNi]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

王尼玛:
    洗脑神曲无死角剖析iPhone,听完之后忘记原版…… tRcHHJZL
[Brainwashed divine comedy no dead Angle analyzes the iPhone, after listening to forget the original... tRcHHJZL]

处处留心皆暴漫,天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

思想聚焦:
    “根本无心上学,只想快点给祖国母亲庆生。”
[No desire to go to school, just want to hurry to the motherland mothers birthday.]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

赵丽颖:
    #电视剧胭脂# .蓝妹妹终于要来了[羞嗒嗒]演唱会歌单又添一曲[doge]总有一天,梦会实现~ tRcYQYZ #赵丽颖心念胭脂##亚洲新歌榜# tRcOpPW
[# # series rouge. Blue sister finally coming [shame clicking] sing anthem single added a song [doge] one day, dreams will come true ~ # tRcYQYZ li-ying zhao mind rouge # # Asias new song # tRcOpPW]

趣闻搞笑:
    DIY阑尾炎手术全过程!莫名戳中笑点,缝伤口还能再随意一点吗[doge]
尼玛要是真像你这样做手术,我宁可疼死……[笑cry]
tRcHHjuF .

[DIY appendicitis operation process! Difficult to express in the punchline, sew the wound could be more casual? [doge] < br > nima if really like you do surgery, I would rather painful death... [laughing cry] < br > tRcHHjuF.]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事,网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频!

李光洙:
    #호진##거북##차준#
[# # #浩镇乌龟# #车准#]

大家好~我是韩国演员李光洙

这里是美国:
    外国网友TheDaveHughes在中国坐高铁时,发现了后面一位放松的朋友,当场就懵逼了。。。这是在干啥? [笑cry]
[Foreign net friend TheDaveHughes sit Gao Tieshi in China, found behind a relaxed friend, on the spot meng force... This is doing? [laughing cry]]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

Happy张江:
    卧槽!!网友实拍#无线加油新技术#,不知道是个例还是都这样?大写的表脸[吃惊][吃惊]大家去加油一定得注意了!![话筒]
tRcHHXp

[Oh my god!!!!! Netizens make # # oil new wireless technology, dont know whether alone or all like this? Uppercase table face [surprised] [surprised] to refuel must pay attention!! [] phone < br > tRcHHXp]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

_董大力:
    做你们的好老公[可爱]
[Do your good husband [lovely]]

经纪事务请联系:宋小姐

全球奇闻趣事:
    怀孕母猫到警局找警察帮忙分娩,事后为了报恩组成卖萌喵喵警队..
[Pregnant females for the police to look for the police to help deliver, afterwards in order to repay composition show MOE miaomiao. Police.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

虎扑篮球:
    还记得这两个画面吗?
[Remember the two pictures?]

虎扑篮球永不熄!

王祖藍:
    好久沒有試过看演唱会看到流淚,就像嘉宾林海峰說的,Sammi 身上确实看到很多神蹟,从前的忧郁症到今天的正能量、病倒的声線到覌众充滿愛的合唱声、天后的傲气到人見人愛的实力偶像⋯在這个舞台上完全奉献自己的生命去演出,光芒四射,实在有太多我要学习的地方⋯愿你身心灵都健康,繼续發热發亮,栄耀
[Havent tried to look for a concert to see tears, like guests jan said, Sammi indeed see a lot of signs, the former blues to todays positive energy, fell ill to 覌 the pride of the chorus, days full of love to the strength of the beloved idol.. At this stage fully dedicated his life to perform, radiant, with so many place I want to learn from.. Wish you healthy body and mind, continue to fever shine, tech students.their ownship of ourself]

噗嗤大叔:
    青梅竹马是一种怎样的体验?
[Childhood is a kind of what kind of experience?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

韩国me2day:
    【Twitter】小姐姐美出仙了,高清美图来一波,继续舔屏~[色] #金泰妍# (cr.logo)
[Little sister beauty out Twitter 】 【 fairy, hd a temptation to wave, and continue to lick the screen ~ [color] # # jintai yan (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

人民日报:
    【孕妇身体不适请假天 从仓管员被调成搬运工】邱女士是湖北襄阳某公司仓管员,月日,怀孕个月的她因身体不适请假天。回来后却被调到生产线上搬运纸板:早—晚,晚—早两班倒。邱女士多次与公司交涉,申请回原岗位均被拒绝。公司:正常调动,不便多说。tRcHWact
[The pregnant woman is sick leave days From warehouse controller modulated into a porter 】 the company warehouse controller, Ms. Qiu is hubei xiangyang month day, months pregnant, she was sick leave days. After come back has been transferred to the production line carrying cardboard early, late, late - early on two shifts. Ms. Qiu approaching the company with many times, back to the original post has been denied. Company normal, inconvenience. tRcHWact]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

西西BOBO:
    明天,我就要嫁给你啦❤️👰🏻
[明天,我就要嫁给你啦❤️👰🏻]

我的淘宝地址:boboinshow.taobao

两条毛腿肩上扛:
    要来一颗水果馅儿的团子(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)还是团子馅儿的水果
[Want to come to a fruit stuffing dumplings (ღ ˘ ⌣ ˘ ღ) or dumplings made of fruit]

( ω)每个人都是小天使 谢谢大家能相遇 @Kira__STK ;周边店铺:【长草颜文字】 ;合作联系@栋工作室

带你吐槽带你飞:
    这是一个重感情女子和一个很理智男子的情侣故事,却有些逗的不行![笑cry][笑cry]
#搞笑视频笑翻天#
tRcHHcm

[This is a heavy sentiment woman and a very sensible man lovers story, but some funny! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] < br > # funny video hilarious # < br > tRcHHcm]

机智大夫:
    釜山行:喷子和丧尸是一样的物种,恶毒,无脑,到处咬
[Line of busan spray and zombies are the same species, malice, no brain, bite everywhere]

专治无聊大夫,别看资料看疗效。

追风少年刘全有:
    削的真干净啊
[Its so clean cut]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

三吼君:
    #奇图怪谈# 如何像王一样睡觉[微笑]
[# how strange figure ism # sleep like a king [smiles]]

来地球的第年

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    国外小哥说他在中国坐高铁时遇到了位奇怪的朋友,瞬间懵逼了!哼,一看你就对东方的神秘力量一无所知![微笑]
[Foreign little elder brother said he sat Gao Tieshi met a strange friends in China, meng force moment! Hum, a see you ignorant of Oriental mysterious force! [smiles]]

笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)

挽彤:
    你的小哥哥在充电中。
[Your little brother in charge.]

母控

我的损友是个极品:
    如何判断一个男人是否单身……哈哈哈好有道理啊!哈哈哈哈最后店员说的话真的不怕被打死吗?[笑cry]tRcHoxW
[How to determine whether a man is single... Ha ha ha good sense! Ha ha ha ha finally clerk said really are not afraid to be killed? [laughing cry] tRcHoxW]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

不二大叔说:
    父母反对的爱情,该继续吗?
[Parents should oppose love, to continue?]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

每天一节减肥课:
    乔任梁深情演唱残酷月光,真心的好听[赞]tRqZxvtc
[Kimi soulful singing cruel moonlight, sincere good [great] tRqZxvtc]

每天一节减肥课,科学减肥很简单!想瘦就找我吧~

管阿姨:
    有人在看麻雀吗,最近剧荒求推荐连续剧[微笑]
[Someone watching sparrow, shortage and recommend series recently play [smiles]]

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电影工厂:
    上帝为了补偿人间诸般烦恼事,给了我们希望和睡眠。——伏尔泰
[To compensate all troubles on earth, god gives us hope and sleep. -- voltaire]

主营:炮制各种影视动漫花边,推荐影视精品!

好奇博士:
    卧槽,单身狗真是连在动物园安安静静照个相的资格都没, 别人的爱情来的太快就像龙卷风.....[拜拜]
猴哥猴哥,你真了不得[威武]

[Oh my god, single dog is even in a zoo dont quiet as a phase of qualification, the love from others so fast like a tornado... [bynum] < br > the Monkey King sun wukong, you are so great [power]]

用亲手制作的GIF图,带大家一起涨姿势,会心一笑!

新浪娱乐:
    【郑俊英被指性侵 公司怒还原真相交往关系】韩媒曝歌手郑俊英被A女起诉性侵,最近接受了警方的调查。所属经纪公司发声明称郑俊英和A女确有诉讼,但女方撤诉,检调在确认双方是交往过的关系后,认定为私人事件。这都几个了[吃惊]韩国娱乐圈有毒还是韩国男星的女朋友有毒?[doge]tRcHVlWk
[[jung joon young companies accused of sexual assault anger to restore the truth relationship 】 Korea media exposure singer jung joon young was A woman suing the sexual assault, has recently received the police investigation. Belongs to brokerage statement said jung joon hair and A woman does have A lawsuit, but the woman dropped, koo after confirm the two sides is interacted relationship, as A private event. This all a few [surprised] toxic or South Korea South Korea entertainment star girlfriend toxic? [doge] tRcHVlWk]

新浪娱乐

喵星人的喵星球:
    这组图叫:总有刁民想要谋害朕![喵喵]
[This gallery call theres always a unruly want to kill me! [meow]]

做一只,有态度的喵星人。微信号:lovecatfun

我和表妹的极品事:
    没有一点点防备[doge],结局才是亮点[哈哈][哈哈]
[Not a little guard against [doge], end is the bright spot (ha ha) (ha ha)]

走着走着,你突然被爆菊了;爆着爆着,你突然笑了.....哈哈哈!合作Q

北美吐槽君:
    和女性朋友打p打出感情,她却订婚了...
[And women friends on p type feelings, she engaged...]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長:
    【科比、邓肯之后加内特也退役了[泪]】o年森林狼主场镜头拍到一名加内特脑残粉球迷脱衣跳舞,后来被保安带走。年,加内特回归森林狼第一场,镜头再次拍到那位大叔!这时他已经是几个孩子的爸爸了……岁月啊!一个关于忠诚、热爱的故事[悲伤]tRwQKCl
[【 Kevin garnett has retired after kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan [tears]] o years Minnesota home cameras a garnett mindless fan fan strip dance, later was taken away by security guards. Years, garnett first, return the timberwolves camera captured the uncle again! He is the childrens father... The years! A story of loyalty, love tRwQKCl [sad]]

不酷

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