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北美吐槽君：
“有一个文风清奇的男票，撕逼都很难”
[With a male style QingJi votes, it is difficult to fight]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

夏河：
得多TM无聊的人，每天半夜瞪着两眼珠子四处网上巡逻，见到谁发微博就 “你怎么还不睡？” “你快睡觉啊！” 第一睡也不和你睡，第二你闭眼了全世界就都睡了。睡眠绑架真心烦人！
[Much TM boring man, every day staring at two fingers in the middle of the night patrol around the Internet, see who tweeting why dont you sleep? You are quick to sleep! The first sleep also wont sleep with you, the second you close your eyes the world all went to sleep. Sleep kidnapping really annoying!]

Instagram 帐号 j.law

仲尼Johnny：
没睡
[Didnt sleep]

既然这样，不如来拼套路咯？

故心电影：
有一种泰迪，叫别人家的泰迪……[doge]成精了这是！tRlbbg
[There is a teddy, teddy call someones home... [doge] into fine it is! tRlbbg]

微博知名影评博主

这微博笑死我了：
没睡的点个赞(¬‿¬)
[Didnt sleep point praise (such ‿ rope)]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

无厘头学姐：
人生里这种东西最没卵用！卧槽，我先Mark了~！[doge]
[This kind of things in the life the most eggs with! Oh my god, I Mark the first ~! [doge]]

长期承包帮小学生打架业务，五年级以上不接，打不过。

人气女王说话术：
一直相信我的闺蜜会变的很有钱然后包养我
结果那傻b也是这样想的[微笑]
[Always believe that my best friend will be very rich Then kept me the result that silly b think so too [smiles]]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

搭配师林欣：
英国品牌 | Brandy Melville Home pag
[The British brand | Brandy Melville Home pag]

你身边的女装搭配师

心中那一抹微光_：
猫有时孤冷，有时热情；有时黏人，有时又不知所踪。女人似猫。女人都有一种猫性：你对它宠爱备至，它可以无下限地讨你欢心，一旦感知到你的冷漠，便立即止损。——她可以很犯贱，也可以很冷艳。
[The cat sometimes solitary cold, sometimes warm; Sometimes stick, sometimes missing. A woman like a cat. Women have a cat you love it, it can be no limit to win the favor of you, once perceived your indifference, immediately stop. - she can be very make mean, very elegant.]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

一起神回复：
#神回卧谈会# 帮粉丝问：男朋友每天下班都捎带同一个女同事，不开心
[# # back to slumber will help fans asked god my boyfriend are from the same female colleagues from work every day, not happy]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

大修修修：
哪一个人爱我，将我的手紧握，抱紧我吻我[爱你]
[Which a man love me, will my hand hold, hold me tight kiss me love you []]

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

纯良叫兽：
脑洞灰常大的逗比主人给捕蝇草扔了各种吃的东西。。捕蝇草：真是日了狗了[doge][笑cry]
[Imagination was very big tease than the master flytrap threw all kinds of food.. Venus flytrap its really a helpless [doge] [laugh cry]]

关注叫兽脱离单身每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：

痒气美少女：
这就是蒲公英吧[哈哈][哈哈]tRcjiEle
[This is a dandelion (ha ha) ha ha tRcjiEle]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我

我的女友爱囤货：
涂了口红的时候这样喝水吃饭可以保持不掉色喔~最后那个妹子，你是把口红就菜吃了么[笑cry]
tRcwFpSa
[Wear lipstick that drink water to eat can keep not rub off oh ~ that last sister, are you eat your lipstick is food? [laugh cry] tRcwFpSa]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女约吗？💄公众号IDthj

LOL无双小智：
视频做不出来，本周托更。
[More video do not to come out, this week.]

不以风骚惊天下，但求淫荡动世人！商务邮箱@qq

芯話：
因为不能够在一起所以才会越爱越深吧也许某天你还会突然想起他那个曾让你对明天有所期待但却完全没有出现在你的明天里的人
[Because cant be together So will be more love more deep Maybe one day you will suddenly think of him that you are looking for tomorrow But it does not appear completely in your tomorrow]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：

夏一可死毒舌：
这版本的神牧加血就跟便秘一样………除了几个大技能，都是“我这个技能放出去了，啊，感觉跟没放也没什么区别”………[泪]
[This version of the pastoral god heal like constipation......... Apart from a few skills, and are I this ability let out, ah, feeling and put no difference between......... [] of tears]

在CV梦想路上狂奔的一条疯狗。工作邮箱：eviless@vip.qq 商务合作请邮件联系。

鄧萃雯：
一心跑回港撑这个失声天使👼🏼。能明白嘛，歌手开个人演唱会失了声就等于废了武功一样，对她实在是件很煎熬很挫败的事，尤其她对自己要求那么高；但这些天我看见，天父看重她的生命改造远比她的成功，所以爱她的人能陪着她经历磨练困难，看着她一天比一天轻松正面、充满能量、相信恩典天天够用，实
[一心跑回港撑这个失声天使👼🏼。 Can understand well, singer to open individual concert lost his voice just equal to nullify the fighting skill, for she is a very very frustrated, especially she is so high to own request; But these days I saw father on her life than her success, so I love her one can hone accompanied her experience difficulties, looked at her from day to day positive, full of energy, easily believe that grace enough everyday, real]

基督徒，演員，正能量的快樂單身女子。工作聯繫：手工藝創作有限公司常先生電郵：chowsheunglui@foxmail *非誠勿擾*

鸸鹋动物园：
有没有夜宵！po图啦！
[Is there a food taken late at night! Po figure!]

机器=根。商务合作：keji@xingmedia

钝拙缘己：
撩妹，我只服老司机！[嘻嘻] tRclkB更多奇闻异事，进入我的微博看。
[Sister, I only FuLao driver! Hee hee tRclkB more anecdotes, enter my weibo.]

推广，投稿，请私信！

人民网：
原来鸡蛋和番茄可以这样做，鸡蛋和番茄你只会炒着吃？试试这个做法！哈哈哈，吃货们赶紧来试试~tRcYqcpG @每天教你学做菜
[Original eggs and tomatoes can do that, eggs and tomatoes you will only eat Fried? Try this way! Ha, ha, ha, foodies hurriedly to try ~ tRcYqcpG @ teach you do the dishes every day]

报道全球传播中国

阿花花酱：
想喝一杯下面是清爽的茶，上面一层厚厚微咸的奶盖。
在白花花的奶盖上再撒上零星的奥利奥碎片，去冰三分甜，杯底还有煮的刚好Q弹软糯稍有一丝粘牙的珍珠。
如果奶盖卖完了，那就换成香芋奶茶。半糖少冰，多芋泥。每一口都能吃到细腻粉粉的芋泥，满口淀粉的满足感。
啊，晚安～
[Want to drink a cup of tea here is relaxed, above a layer of thick brackish milk cover. in the cover of glistening milk and sprinkle with scattered fragments of the oreo, three points to ice sweet, the bottom of the cup and just Q play soft waxy slightly sticky pearls. if milk cover sold out, then switch to ube milk tea. Half the sugar less ice and more poi. Every bite to eat into fine powder powder poi, full of starch satisfaction. ah, good night ~]

一个卖衣服的girl，评论已关。公共平台：dululu。ins：unie。

我是种草囤货菌：
世上万物千变万变，唯女人没变。小时候一到考试就习惯性地买几只新笔，现在逢年过节就要新入一支口红。
[Everything into this change, only women did not change. One to test as a child he habitually to buy new pens, now at the feast to new a lipstick.]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ：

季箐：
我没有很刻意的去想念你，我只是在很多很多的小瞬间想起你，比如一部电影，一首歌，一句歌词，一条马路和无数个闭上眼睛的瞬间。
[I have no very deliberately to miss you, I just in many, many little moment remind of you, like a movie, a song, lyrics, a road and countless close your eyes.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】

我没钱可我想旅行：
总有一种美好叫网上的景点[拜拜]
[There is always a good online sites is [bynum]]

合作qq

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
#老司机等等我#女生咬男生，和男生咬女生的区别。
[# I # girl bit boy old drivers, and so on, and the difference between the boy bit the girl.]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

电影狙击手：
梅艳芳告别演唱会，穿着婚纱把一生嫁给舞台。所以，爱情来了的时候，要珍惜！[心] tRcvjp
[Anita mui farewell concert, wedding dress to marry life to stage. So, to the love, to cherish! [heart] tRcvjp]

看的了小清新，玩的转重口味！关注我，每日电影资源不断！你又在看我微博。合作QQ

掏心話_：
如果有一天，我无缘无故删了你，请原谅，那是我发现，你的世界真的不缺我一个。
[If one day, I deleted you for no reason, please forgive me, that is I found that you really dont lack I a world.]

每张图片背后都有一个故事愿你我都会被温柔以待。

推叔MUFC：
其实我有个很要好的阿森纳球迷朋友，他在我眼里绝对是一个好人，跟我相爱相杀，每到比赛日就剑拔弩张，但是他会陪我看曼联比赛，顺便希望曼联输球，我也陪他看阿森纳比赛，我也顺便希望阿森纳输球。比赛中间或者比赛，还会很理性的讨论一番。虽然他很讨厌魔力鸟，也会骂魔力鸟，但是对于曼联的过去，有
[Actually I have a very good Arsenal fans friends, he is definitely a good man in my eyes, fall in love with me is to kill, running every day, but he will accompany me to watch Manchester united game, hope that Manchester united lose, by the way, I also accompany him see the Arsenal game, I also hope that, by the way Arsenal lose. Middle or game, also will be very rational discussion. Although he hated magic bird, and magic will scold the bird, but for Manchester united in the past, there is]

原名：曼联Twitter，此ID还在本人小号上挂着。改名是为了更方便发表言论。本人是一位理性的曼联死忠球迷和极度脑残利物浦和杰拉德黑！

如何逼疯你老公：
姑娘，你那么努力，不是为了嫁给世俗传说的如意郎君；你那么优秀，不是为了给娃当个娘就算了，你从不欠别人一段恋爱，也不欠任何人一个孩子，你只欠自己一个幸福的模样。
[Girl, you so hard, not to marry mr.right secular legend; You so good, not to give her as a girl, you never owed to others for a period of love, also dont owe anyone one child, you only owe you a happy appearance.]

一起来逼疯自己的老公吧（合作请私信）

电影社长：
三十二部超人气的经典韩剧 l 部非常好看的影片《制作人》《太阳的后裔》《素媛》《没关系是爱情啊》 ...等，马克回去慢慢看！[酷] 欢迎补充~
[ department wildly popular classic han l very good-looking film producer descendants of the sun element apologise it doesnt matter is love ah... Such as, mark back slowly see! Welcome supplement ~ [cool]]

每日更新各类电影资源~

懒人减肥宝典：
【最强家用急速减肥操“HIIT”】通常HIIT分钟的训练比在跑步机上连续跑一个小时还要有效。每个动作-次，休息秒，男女不限。坚持天，你会看到明显改变。
[The strongest household sharply reduce weight hold HIIT 】 usually HIIT minutes of training than continuous running an hour on a treadmill. Every movement - time, rest seconds, men and women not limited. Adhere to the day, you will see the obvious change.]

懒人减肥福利微博，合作QQ

土哥今天爬墙了吗：
之前次郎的试妆，好像没发过…………啊想玩口死皮，可是口死皮好麻烦…………
[Kojiro before trial makeup, as if never hair............ Want to play dead skin, but good mouth dead skin trouble............]