2016年9月21日星期三

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

范冰冰:
    那天,他眼里泛着泪光跟我说《好家伙》终于要播了,认识他这么久,没怎么见过他的眼泪,但我知道,这是他心里的执念。因为制作公司出现问题,导致这部戏一直没有面世,三年前他的微博里写过这样一句气话,也许不是气话,是在太多的失望之后真的铁了心就想这么干,也许是做为一个戏的监制、一个演员肩上
[Told me that day, his eyes suffused with tears goodfellas finally to sowing, know him so long, havent seen his tears, but I know that this is the obsession of his heart. As production companies appear problem, lead to the play has not appeared, three years ago, he wrote an angry words in weibo, it might not be angry words, after too much disappointed really determined to do it, perhaps as a theatre producer, an actors shoulder]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一位主妇调教丈夫的绝招:
“老公打游戏的时候,我要是突然说【去洗碗吧!】,他就会心情很不爽。所以我都先问他【要不要摸胸胸?】,让他摸一会,然后再说【去洗碗吧!】,效果极佳。最近甚至只要我一问【要不要摸胸胸?】,他就主动先去把碗洗了。长进很快。”

[Island a housewife set-up husband < br > the husband when playing games, if I say go to wash the dishes! suddenly, he would have had a really bad mood. So I ask him, want to touch the chest chest? 】 【 let him touch for a while, and then say go to wash the dishes! , excellent results. Recently, even if I ask do you want to touch the chest chest?, he will take the initiative to go to the wash bowl. Grow very quickly.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

思想聚焦:
    安全感全来自于吃得饱有钱花,和谁都没关系。
[Security from all eat satisfied have money to spend, and it doesnt matter who.]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

猫扑:
    【福原爱今日记者会正式宣布结婚喜讯[心]】日本兵乓球名将福原爱与中华台北队乒乓球选手江宏杰今日在日本东京都内举行结婚报告会。爱酱身穿传统和服现身,左手无名指戴着钻戒,满脸幸福~两人于本月初在东京提交入籍申请正式结婚。恭喜爱酱,祝福新人[爱你][爱你]
[【 ai fukuhara todays press conference officially announced the marriage news [heart]] Japans table tennis star ai fukuhara and Chinese Taipei table tennis player Jiang Hongjie hold wedding report today in Tokyo in Japan. Love dressing in traditional kimono appearance, the left hand ring finger wearing a diamond ring, a full face of happiness ~ two people in Tokyo earlier this month to submit an application for naturalization formal marriage. Congratulations to love sauce, bless the couple love you [] [] love you]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:,邮箱:dan.cao@opi-corp

这里是美国:
    当地时间月日,艾玛·沃特森在纽约联合国总部,出席HeForShe两周年活动,并发表演讲。女神依旧~
[June local time, Emma Watson in the UN headquarters in New York, attended HeForShe second anniversary activities, and make a speech. The goddess is still ~]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

贾乃亮:
    把助手眼镜抢来啦,今后叫我贾老师[嘻嘻]
[The assistant glasses rob come, call me in future Jia Laoshi (hee hee)]

工作事宜 请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@

我的前任是极品:
    为什么很少有人讨厌胡歌?
[Why few people hate their arrival?]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

TFBOYS-王俊凯:
    欢迎大家来到我的启航十七岁生日会,希望大家和我度过一个开心的下午[挤眼](来自tRcWxKkU)APP下载地址:tRtNTVpE
[欢迎大家来到我的启航十七岁生日会,希望大家和我度过一个开心的下午(挤眼)(来自tRcWxKkU)应用下载地址tRtNTVpE]

TFBOYS组合成员王俊凯,事宜请联系经纪人邮箱:manager@tfent 拒绝僵尸粉

我的前任是个极品:
    #品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

DavidBeckham:
    Thanks to my partners at #luneng# for this incredible gift. Cuju is a traditional Chinese football originating in Shandong and represents the spirit of the game. This is a special gift as the game of football has meant so much to me.
[感谢我的合作伙伴在#鲁能#这个令人难以置信的礼物。蹴鞠是一个传统的中国足球,起源于山东、代表了游戏的精神。这是一个特别的礼物,因为足球的游戏对我意味着太多。]

Happy张江:
    卧槽!!厉害了我的妈,终于完整版来啦~~还记得那个每天打开妈妈做的便当都会受到惊吓的推主吗?最近他可算把#完整的便当日常#po出来了,一看就是亲妈[笑cry]
[Oh my god!!!!! Much of my mother, and finally the full version to ~ ~ remember that opened my mother do lunch every day will be frightened pushed the Lord? Recently he can be full of lunch everyday # Po #, a see be mother [laugh cry]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

新京报:
    【最美野长城被砂浆抹平 系年历史的国宝】有网友爆料,“辽宁省绥中县永安堡乡小河口村小河口长城被人用砂浆抹平了,原本残缺的垛口墙等都被抹平了,野性十足的长城成了被硬化的‘路面’。”网友称“这种修葺,还不如不修,简直比破坏还可怕。”当地文物保护部门相关负责人回应称,此次修缮经过国家
[The most beautiful wild Great Wall was leveled with cement mortar Age confirming of the history of national treasure 】 some netizens revealed that suizhong county, liaoning province yong BaoXiang small estuaries wall with mortar screeding by people school, originally incomplete crenel wall were erased, such as the Great Wall of wild became being hardened road. Net friend said this kind of repair, might as well not repaired, is more frightening than destruction. The relevant person in charge of local protection of cultural relics departments responded that the repair through the country]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

央视新闻:
    【美国:黑人男子双手举过头顶仍被警察射杀】日,美国俄克拉何马州塔尔萨市,白人警察谢尔比在公路开枪打死黑人男子克拉彻。警方律师称,克拉彻不配合,把手放到了警方看不到的地方。然而执法记录仪清晰显示,克拉彻一直将双手举过头顶。被杀的克拉彻岁,生前刚进入社区大学。tRcWIC
[[the United States black man above your head is shot by police 】, Tulsa, Oklahoma state in the United States, white policeman Shelby shoot black man carat church in highway. Police said the lawyer, carat dont cooperate, put his hand on the police to see. However, according to the law enforcement recorder clear carat will always high above your head. The slain carat age, was just in the community college. tRcWIC]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

Misaya若风lol:
    今天希望能化悲愤为力量。。。提前给大家开播了!兑现承诺今天六点左右依旧抽出IPHONEPLUS 一台,和个块红包
[Hope can speed for power today... In advance to everyone started! Deliver around today still take IPHONEPLUS a, and a piece of red envelopes]

商业合作请直接发送至misaya@

视角_日本:
    娱乐:日,日本乒乓球选手福原爱(岁)与中国台湾乒乓球选手江宏杰(岁)在东京召开结婚记者见面会。福原爱身穿和服登场,公开已经于月日提交结婚登记。虽然没有说出明确的时期,但福原爱希望继续自己的乒乓球生涯,并表示不管自己做出什么样的决定,江宏杰都会支持她。江宏杰在开头使用日语向
[Japanese table tennis player ai fukuhara, entertainment (years old) with the Chinese table tennis players in Taiwan Jiang Hongjie (years old) married press conference in Tokyo. Ai fukuhara is wearing a kimono, has publicly submit marriage registration on June . Although no definite period, ai fukuhara wants to continue his table tennis career, and said that no matter what kind of decision, Jiang Hongjie will support her. Jiang Hongjie at the beginning to use Japanese]

知己知彼 。公众订阅号「Japan」

趣味贩卖机:
    #pet# 来来来 给大家撒喵粮
[# pet# come to meow food for everyone]

这是一个好玩儿的微博~(抽奖结果见评论栏)

林俊杰:
    在開會也會被偷拍。。。@詹維峰

#paulnewman#

[The meeting will also be candid... @ ZhanWeiFeng < br > < br > # paulnewman#]

我是音乐狂人,生活追求者,艺术梦想家

秒拍:
    @黄渤 老师即兴表演小品《接头》,笑翻全场[哈哈]黄渤这应变能力也是没sei了!![good][good]细节看出好演员品质!赞~#秒拍# 视频较长建议马着看→tRcOFYa
[@ Huang Bo teachers impromptu skits joint, laughing fullha ha Huang Bo this strain capacity is also not sei!! [good] [good] details see good actor quality! Wow ~ # # s shoot video is longer than the suggested that horse to watch - tRcOFYa]

秒拍-秒拍大片!众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版:miaopai下载秒拍:miaopaidownload

共青团中央:
    【叶小文:不信教的共产党怎么管理宗教?】国家宗教事务局原局长叶小文妙解中国宗教信仰自由政策,句句精辟!网友评:这位胖胖的政府官员简直就是神级段子手!单口相声一样,看一遍笑一遍![笑cry]@求是 tRcWfWGD
[[ye management of religious secular party? Director of the state administration of religious affairs original ye better solutions for Chinas policy on freedom of religious belief, incisive word! Netizen review the fat level government officials is a god joke hand! Stand-up, see again smile again! [laughing cry] tRcWfWGD @ realistic]

LOL英雄那点事:
    亡灵还可以这样蹲人...啊哈哈哈~自杀式袭击可以的,尘世套路深![doge][笑cry]#英雄联盟那点事#
tRcWVUY

[Undead can also such squat man... Ah ha ha ha ~ can suicide attacks, earthly routines deep! [doge] [laugh cry] # # hero alliance that something < br > tRcWVUY]

无英雄不联盟,自觉和泉水开~资深英雄联盟控一枚!我不入坑谁入坑,一坑坑四海!欢迎来稿。。。

艳光四射性冷淡:
    连HPV都没有普及的国家自媒体,居然能去猜测一个能理性地去预防性切除乳腺的女人婚姻幸不幸福。
[Doesnt even have HPV popularization countries since the media, can to guess a can rationally to preventive resection breast woman marriage luckily not happiness.]

I want an instant orgasm with no effort.

琦殿:
    什么叫神仙眷侣。
就是所有人都劝你们别再点菜了,结果你们把一桌子都吃完了。

[What is the fairy handsome couple. < br > is all beseech you dont order now, the results you have finished the table.]

公众号:qdqd

优酷:
    【爱酱结婚啦】[喜][喜][喜]中华台北乒乓球高手江宏杰与日本女将福原爱今天在日本召开记者发布会宣布了结婚喜讯。据悉,两人已于月日登记结婚,这也是福原爱第一次向日本媒体介绍江宏杰。发布会上,两人还秀出由男方自己设计的婚戒,看这充满爱意的小眼神,隔着屏幕都感受到啦[心][心][心]恭喜恭喜!
[[love sauce married] [xi] [xi] [xi] Chinese Taipei with Japanese womens table tennis player Jiang Hongjie ai fukuhara today announced the good news of their wedding held a press conference in Japan. It is understood that the two were married on February nd registration, for the first time ai fukuhara, introduce Jiang Hongjie to Japanese media. Conference, the two men also show by the man of their own design rings, look at this small loving eyes, felt across the screen you are [heart] [heart] [heart] congratulations!]

穆熙妍Crystal:
    「占小便宜的心态,无论对人或一件作品,都是一种污辱。」
tRcWxjaG

[Mentality to take petty advantages, no matter for people or a piece of art, is a kind of insult. < br > tRcWxjaG]

公眾號 muxiyanwixin。內地工作联系:娜娜Echo,,微信 echo。 台灣窗口:陳瓊貞Fiona,+, 微信 fionachen_

一起神吐槽:
    红红火火恍恍惚惚,有文化却是可啪...[拜拜]
[Thriving drifted off, and there are culture is pa... [bynum]]

你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎,节操必失,三观毁尽...

新浪娱乐:
    #养眼美图# 颜控党の福利![色]@黄轩的微博 最新写真大片曝光→tRcOFje 慵懒轻熟男在巴黎很享受[心]羡慕这样的状态[抱抱]
[# # to depict the beautiful yan accused party の welfare! [color] @ Huang Xuan weibo The latest photo large exposure - tRcOFje languid is lazy light ripe male enjoy [heart] in Paris envy such a state [hug]]

新浪娱乐

CarShooter:
    The World Of AMG,奔驰AMG家族宣传片[色]@PS保罗 @Top-Cars @发条奇奇 tRcNsxw
[The World Of AMG Mercedes AMG family AD [color] Paul @ @ PS Top - Cars @ clockwork tRcNsxw qiqi]

Cars首席摄影师 合作联系QQ:

内裤都笑松了:
    这得单身多少年才能练成的手速啊……感觉我都快看到残影了[good] tRcoTIR
[This is how many years to practice single hand speed... Feel Im saw the ghosting tRcoTIR [good]]

专业搜索各种搞笑,娱乐,恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

天涯历知幸:
    青岛农行的同志请注意!青岛农行的同志请注意!青岛农行的同志请注意!这不是演习!这不是演习!交行已全线失守!交行已全线失守!敌军已向你方前进!敌军已向你方前进![怒骂][怒骂][怒骂]#银行大堂的故事#
[Qingdao agricultural bank comrades please note! Qingdao agricultural bank comrades please note! Qingdao agricultural bank comrades please note! This is not a drill! This is not a drill! Bocom has also lost! Bocom has also lost! The enemy has been sent to your forward! The enemy has been sent to your forward! [denounced] [denounced] [denounced] # # bank lobby story]

客户经理里最好的小说作者!小说作者里最好的客户经理!

谁家的可可:
    黑色亲子手册 #育儿心经# ,需者自取......
[Black parent-child manual # # parenting heart sutra, pocketed come undone...]

这里是可可的家,可可粉的原产地。作者是旅英华人动画导演胡一毕。

我是MISS南:
    普世价值VS中国传统价值观

很多人竟然都不知道什么叫做普世价值,或者这么说吧“西方文明价值观”,也许可以更好解释,我简单来说说两种价值观的不同吧。(不能全部概括)

一:女性价值观差异
中国传统价值观:女人不结婚就是失败,女人离婚也是失败,女人不生孩子是失败。部分极端的甚至要求女性婚

[Universal value VS traditional Chinese values < br > < br > a lot of people actually dont know what is called the universal value, or put it this way values of the western civilization, may better explain, I simply said that two different values. Generalization (not all) < br > < br > a < br > in values differences in traditional Chinese values women marry is fail, women divorce is also a failure, women dont have children is failure. Even some extreme to womens marriage]

《嘉人》,《ELLE》专栏作者,有问题请发邮件至askelle@hearst

财经网:
    【游客拒购物被赶出商店淋雨 旅行社:游客有责任配合完成购物】近日,有网友发布一段视频,称自己在云南旅游被导游强制要求购买玉石,自己没买就被赶出去淋大雨。视频中,大巴车前排的导游说:“中国没有纯玩团,你不要说我想买就买,不想买就不买,我不管你多牛,这是在云南。”涉事旅行社称,视频中
[【 off visitors shopping was out of the shop in the rain travel tourists have a responsibility to cooperate to complete shopping 】 recently, some netizens released a video, said he is in yunnan tourism guide force to buy jade, you dont have to buy is out of the rain. Video, coach in front of the tour guide said China is not the pure play, you dont say I want to buy them, just dont want to buy will not buy, I dont care you much cattle, this is in yunnan. Involved travel agency, said in the video]

商务合作: 廖先生 QQ : 邮箱:kailiao@caijing

咱们一起去旅行:
    下次去海边玩时可以这样拍![拍照]
[Next time when I went to the seaside can so shoot! [picture]]

游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行!

华尔街日报中文网:
    【视频:中国邮政开通首条无人机投递邮路】- 据中国官方媒体报道,中国邮政周一在浙江安吉山村地区进行了无人机投递首飞。该投递无人机最远飞行距离可达公里,最大载重五公斤。tRcWfFBf
[【 video China post opened the first unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) delivery post road 】 - according to state media, China post on Monday in zhejiang anji mountain area for the unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) delivery first flight. The furthest delivery unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) flight distance of kilometers, maximum load kg. tRcWfFBf]

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